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Do men heart react in chats with each other
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For December, Tim Gardner’s watercolors of guys getting blackout drunk (early 2000s)
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People srsly underestimate how hard painting is. Like everyone knows they can’t paint the figure on the left, but if they tried to recreate the right i think they’d be shocked at how badly it would come out…like just at the level of applying paint to canvas
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I’m so floored by how dense and deep Chris Van Allsburg’s children’s book illustrations are
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Drakes personality disorder is much more severe than Ye’s
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You should have to register for a bluetooth speaker like a gun
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Pornbrain is nothing compared to what actual love does to you
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Do women not give men compliments and tenderness ever at all
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@Howlingmutant0 Quicksand, rabies, spontaneous combustion, the ozone??? What happened
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If you’ve ever used watercolors u understand how insane these are
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I thought the 2010s freakouts about manspreading were ridiculous until I found this picture of my brother circa 2009
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Did Freud say why exactly the Irish are impervious to psychoanalysis
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Nice to be in a free country for once
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Jonathan Yeo is like when you’re in art school there’s the international students from hong kong who are in the studios day and night, completely technically focused but it’s just human AI paintings
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It physically pains me to ask for what I want
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From the twisted mind of james franco
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Having a throbbing crush motivates me to be a better person more than my own family, religion, God, or society ever could
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@Howlingmutant0 It says howling mutant but it’s actually kind and thoughtful mutant
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When people resist the urge to fuck it up and have normal, beautiful little houses I’m just so grateful to them
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I just spent 4 hours in this room rifling through boxes of Stanley Kubrick’s archive AMA
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I’m sick of this NERD SHIT
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Zendaya at the ‘DUNE - PART TWO’ premiere
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@suschi_Alex that’s a good one
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@theashleyray @_sophia_cleary such as "how can I convince people this actually happened when clearly I lied?"
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Everyone excited to feel empty and unloved later?
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@AddyMuncher Brotherhood ❤️
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It's not my fault swastikas are so fun to draw
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I vividly remember every single time a man has held my waist unnecessarily to walk past me
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If i could do a full gallery show of these in huge lightboxes I really would
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It’s repulsive to be this pleased with yourself
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The strongest religious experience i had was this farmer saying “God bless you” after I helped his family figure out how to go to the planetarium. I did feel something
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Monday morning! Excited to post “I need a wigger to beat me” Tuesday morning! Time to post “all i need is an evil wigger” Wednesday morning! Dying to type “I’m built to be overpowered by wigger” Thursday morning! Fire off a “wigger could save me” Friday morning! Once again I
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No animal hits the wall harder than lambs
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Another day in twin peaks
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@crimehaterscott @empathyhaver I work for a nonprofit and we have meetings that are either about ideology or font and envelope sizes every day, and everyone’s parents are doctors or lawyers
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a couple that both wear rick owens is a form of trans
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When I hold a baby I establish dominance by smiling and saying I love you
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Every time I go out it’s like 90% guys at the bar. Where are the girls? I want to call someone gorgeous in the bathroom
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Another year with no pornhub version of spotify wrapped :(
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@Howlingmutant0 Someone who hasnt touched paint since they were 5 is going to be surprised at how much they suck, even doing the most basic things. Not saying anything about artistic value, not saying the 2 are equal, i dgaf about abstract expressionism
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Do we think red lipstick can come back y or n
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They forgot my Romanian gf
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In honour of the release of ‘Challengers’ (2024), a thread of the best and most iconic fashion looks in tennis history 🧵
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someone literally just said to me "maybe I’ll finally work on that violent erotica manga now that I don't have a job. I can't see myself dedicating more than 20 minutes per day to it tho"
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What part of the ending needs to be explained
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@cultn91 But the right one does require technical abilities
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Same atmosphere and composition style as Alex Colville I think
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I am once again asking to leave work
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@Howlingmutant0 Omg it’s the book cuck fantasy guy
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Really good personality will mask some of your physical flaws, right? Right???
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This was very intense to see
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Apparently the pouring rain for the next 24 hours is called an atmospheric river
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I want to leave work now
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@Howlingmutant0 I love these elaborate fan fiction insults
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She’s dying from December 29th disease
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Sorry but you can tell…
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Paul Thomas Anderson was 26 years old when he directed Boogie Nights, which was released in theaters 26 years ago on this day.
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Sorry but … He(inrich)/Him(mler)
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VELVET BUZZSAW never got the attention Nightcrawler did but it should. And if you messed up your life studying art like I did there are a lot of details that make this movie great SOME THOUGHTS:
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@evisceratedguts That’s elite game
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Carrots, but they’re whittled to tiny nubs and soaking wet
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First time swimming post-winter is a fat, pale, humbling spectacle
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The pain smile
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This scene hits hard because everyone’s lost someone to the swamp of sadness
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What’s the saddest scene in a movie or TV series?
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@pbprot I think it’s something like ~7 weeks for placenta to form so up until that point the embryo isn’t drawing from the mothers bloodstream
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We don’t even have to be together for you to cheat on me
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The year is 2024 dirty aluminum sheets have replaced mirrors
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As a kid when I felt sad I’d tell myself that I wasn’t going to talk for a whole week or that I’d refuse to make eye contact with anyone, but I could only do it for like two hours lol. I still think stuff like this all the time
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Muzzle on a dalmation?? Let that beautiful bitch maim
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Have you guys heard this band Joy Division??
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The movie Her was whatever but it’s pretty good when he asks her how many other people she’s talking to and she says like 6,387 people
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Hocus Pocus (1993) and Eyes Wide Shut (1999) occur in the same universe. Allison is so traumatized by the events that halloween she drops out of school and goes to new york city where she’s forced into prostitution
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Donnie Darko (2001) and Secretary (2002) occur in the same universe. Elizabeth is too depressed over Donnie’s death to enroll into Harvard and gets sent to a psych ward before her parents get her a random secretary job
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When I visit the stanley kubrick archive I’m going to do this to the hedge maze models
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Had an espresso martini for the first time and I’m sorry to say I want three thousand more
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There’s so many corny whores
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@dash_eats It’s giving pica
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Shout out to the guy who just stopped his car in the middle of the street and left it running to ask me where I got these flowers so he can get them for his mom
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In his copy of The Shining he wrote “this is dumb” about a dozen times lol
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Uh huh honey
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@sickysab Wow jealous
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I was going to light up a bong with mein kampf but that's ruined now
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Horizontal for Roadhouse
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Look at this pilates studio I saw in August
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It’s fluorescent basement friday
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4pm is a very dark time for me
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In my cell again
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I remember watching some movie with my brother where there was a rape scene and he said, totally disgusted, “like why would you even WANT to do that” lol
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Your airpods shouldn’t work on someone else, they should be bonded to you like the Avatar tails. This has nothing to do with the severe autism I’ve gotten from wearing them
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Moved the orb to a new corner
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@tired_sun_aeiou @Daniel86Cycles Have you ever used oil paint?
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There’s a couple making out on the other bench
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I don’t really like weekends
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I was put in X jail all day for being goth
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Dramaaaaa
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Months ago i was sitting in a park sobbing on the phone and I looked up and made eye contact with a woman directly across from me, who was also sobbing on the phone
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If i was a man I’d post it soft on here all the time
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That's a quartet, Censored Men
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🚨🥊 Ryan Garcia warms up with an orchestra in his locker room. #HaneyGarcia
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