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@JennSalerno310

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Queens, NY
Joined April 2019
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@JennSalerno310
Jennifer
8 months
School Picture Day: Year 19 👩🏻‍🏫
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3 months
Whole squad is here #springtraining #psl
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Jennifer
2 months
His journey to sobriety starts now
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SNY
2 months
"I'm addicted to the playoffs" J.D. Martinez expresses his desire to win
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7 months
Watched My Cousin Vinny last night and now today’s fit feels very Marisa Tomei inspired #youblend
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Jennifer
7 months
No more trash dating apps. I’m wearing this out for now on and taking shit into my own hands
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Jennifer
7 months
Preparing for Monday Night Football
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9 months
Off to disappoint 60 of my closest relatives about my life choices at our first ever family reunion
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Jennifer
5 months
Round ✌️
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6 months
Oh hello couch and lots of comfy clothes for the next 5 days 😍
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Jennifer
7 months
Cozy, rainy (wild hair) fit for today’s game #takeflight
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Jennifer
2 months
Birthday weekend activated #42
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Jennifer
1 year
Memorial Day Weekend in your 40s hits different. Baby shower followed by PJs by 5:00 pm and a glass of wine. Only slightly jealous of everyone having fun #MDW2023
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Jennifer
8 months
Last licks on summer. Back to the grind (and no life) tomorrow 😎 #LaborDay
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5 months
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Jennifer
5 months
Good morning to “all the dads on X” except for that one
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@JennSalerno310 @PalmTreeMom Not for the kids in my classroom, just kids and their dads on X.... you could just say that too... or sit up, or don't and just be honest that you like how you look and others do too.
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@JennSalerno310
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10 months
Happy 4th from Italy #4thofJuly #home
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4 months
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1 year
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2 months
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@JennSalerno310
Jennifer
3 months
Who else is ready for a Sunday afternoon of playoff football on the couch to just start already?
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Jennifer
4 months
Unfortunately, I seem to be having the wrong type of Dry January this year but I’m crushing it
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Jennifer
1 month
Gonna be a lot of post game wine this season 🍷
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Jennifer
7 months
The NFL really needs to relax with the Taylor Swift nonsense.
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9 months
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Jennifer
3 months
Let’s goooo ⚾️
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Jennifer
1 year
I don’t mean to brag but I just bought a carton of eggs for 7 bucks so if anyone is looking for a sugar mama, call me
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Jennifer
8 months
There isn’t enough wine in the world to make this week better but I’m damn well gonna sit here and try 🍷
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Jennifer
4 months
If you’re single, I have Peacock #NFLPlayoffs
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Jennifer
9 months
Probably got it from sucking himself off
@MLBONFOX
FOX Sports: MLB
9 months
Tests showed that Marcus Stroman has a right rib cartilage fracture. There is currently no timeline for his return.
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Jennifer
1 month
That’s a wrap on this Monday
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Jennifer
9 months
Fun fact: if you come home from another Mets loss and immediately pour a drink, you may still be able to end the night in a good mood #mets
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Jennifer
9 months
On a positive note, the line at Shake Shack is going to be much shorter for the rest of the season #lgm #mets
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Jennifer
2 years
Always repping the #Mets while still continuing to be pissed they took trash McCann over Realmuto
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Jennifer
3 months
Was a rough weekend but we’re moving on and smiling through it💪 🙏🏻
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Jennifer
3 months
You ever need a hug, to be told everything is going to be OK, and a serious kick in the ass all at once?
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Jennifer
8 months
Cool weather, long sleeve shirt baseball is my fav kind of baseball. A win would be nice too #lgm
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1 year
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11 months
I do have a home but I pretty much live here too #LGM
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Jennifer
7 months
The only season that should exist besides summer is hoodie szn
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Jennifer
2 years
@AOC @elonmusk Can I pay $8 a month for you to not speak at all?
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Jennifer
29 days
If drinking vodka sodas alone while watching true crime docs on a Saturday night isn’t peak singledom, I don’t know what is
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Jennifer
11 months
Mets might not look good these days but I’m still out here doing ok 💅🏻
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Jennifer
1 year
How people continue to support Marcus Stroman is beyond me. Guy loves to say awful things about others then preach “don’t tear people down”. 🤡
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Jennifer
4 months
My entire mood for the last two weeks in one look. Is it Friday yet?
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Jennifer
1 year
Cheesin’ to get back to work! See you there, kids! #LGM #LFGM #OpeningDay @Mets
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Jennifer
5 months
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 🎄❤️
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11 months
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1 year
Party of one #bignight
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Jennifer
9 months
Nothing good is happening today other than the fact that I’m tan #mets
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Jennifer
7 months
The next GM should be a really smart chick with a great rack and I know just the girl for the job 💁🏻‍♀️ #lgm #mets
@SteveGelbs
Steve Gelbs
7 months
BREAKING: In a shocking move, the Mets announce that Billy Eppler has resigned as GM.
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Jennifer
1 year
My Saturday is better than yours
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Jennifer
7 months
Now I understand why the Mets do so poorly every year. They have all those days off between October and March.
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Jennifer
10 months
Remember when the Mets had a shot last year and they went for Naquin, Vogelbach and Givens instead? Good times. #mets
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Jennifer
10 months
Texas to the Mets this year, “give me your tired, your broken and your old…”
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Jennifer
4 months
I’m more concerned that he doesn’t have a dick than he went swimming
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Jennifer
2 years
Post season fit ready. Catch me by fan fest and ford all night #LGM
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1 year
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10 months
My all star break > everything
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1 year
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Jennifer
1 year
Wow, Jacob DeGrom and my ex have so much in common. Both hot. Both pitchers. Both fucking left with no explanation. #lgm
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Jennifer
2 years
Current mood
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1 year
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Jennifer
1 year
Husband shopping @HomeDepot 💅🏻
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Jennifer
9 months
Tonight’s game is sponsored by @Drizly because I’m pretty sure I’m going to need a few #lgm
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11 months
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Jennifer
6 months
Much like my ex, this year’s tree hooks a bit left
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Jennifer
8 months
15 bushels of tomatoes. 300 jars of sauce. Family > everything #italianthings
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Jennifer
9 months
If the Mets could just get hitters out, field the ball, get on base and score runs, they’d be unstoppable 🙄 #lgm
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Jennifer
1 year
Most wonderful time of year… Christmas party time 🎄 #drinkingforjesus #christmastime #ChristmasParty
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Jennifer
4 months
New drinking game alert: take a shot every time they mention Taylor Swift tonight. You’ll probably die but then you’ll never have to hear her name again so there’s that
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Jennifer
1 year
When it’s Christmas card picture day but it’s also game day so you have to mix a little glam with the Jets #TakeFlight
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Jennifer
7 months
My explaining to my mom why I’m 41, single and no kids …
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
7 months
Mookie was blunt about his postseason performance
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Jennifer
1 year
Valentines Day is coming. In case anyone is looking, I’m a size 7 day beach vacation and a bag of Reese’s hearts.
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Jennifer
24 days
Oh shut your leprechaun looking ass up, Martino.
@martinonyc
Andy Martino
24 days
Pimp imagery is problematic on so many levels. Let's think about it for 2 seconds. Can we please not make this a big part of the 2024 Mets' imagery? Cue replies about woke culture blah blah. I don't care, I'm right about this.
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Jennifer
2 years
Damn, I wish I got lucky as much as the @Mets do. #lgm #mets #MetsTwitter
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Jennifer
1 year
Vacation mode activated ✌️
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Jennifer
4 months
Jerry Jones is currently in the locker room cutting sleeves off all of McCarthy’s sweatshirts
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Jennifer
1 year
Update: all doors of my wine advent calendar have been opened 🍷🎄
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Jennifer
10 months
When I let my personal photographer get in the pic @EMarg1180
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Jennifer
1 year
Mets need to get it together but at least I got to meet this legend today #lgm
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Jennifer
2 years
If only I got drilled as much as the Mets do but also, this shirt is great. #LGM #MetsTwitter @athletelogos
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Athlete Logos
2 years
Enough
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Jennifer
2 years
Working from home mood 👩🏻‍🏫
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Jennifer
1 year
Just spent 65 bucks on a dating app and 5 mins in I got a message, “my condolences for being a Mets fan” and now I need a refund
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Jennifer
11 months
So it looks like my schedule is pretty empty this October if anyone wants to go on a date #lgm
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Jennifer
1 year
Florida living is pretty great 🍻
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Jennifer
8 months
Personally I’d prefer a stiff groin when a guy is rounding the bases but what do I know
@SNYtv
SNY
8 months
Buck Showalter says Brett Baty's groin stiffened up on him running the bases:
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Jennifer
6 months
People walking around the city with their medals on Marathon Monday is the most annoying flex. Congrats, you ran 26 miles for fun yesterday. Well, I watched 26 straight episodes of Real Housewives so I’d say my stamina is better
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Jennifer
11 months
Basking in last night’s win #LGM
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Jennifer
19 days
I’m sorry, what?
@nyjets
New York Jets
19 days
Thank you, @ZachWilson 🙏
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Jennifer
6 months
Hahahaha he really thinks someone is going to pay him more to be the most toxic, overrated player on their team? Good luck, bro
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
6 months
Marcus Stroman has opted out of his contract with the Cubs that had $21 million remaining for next season. He's now a free agent, per @JonHeyman
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5 months
The judgments and criticisms that come from grown men and complete strangers on here are wild. Imagine I stopped by your page to comment, “your receding hairline is too much” or your “gut is too big”. How about, “nice micropenis”. Knock the shit off or keep scrolling. ✌️
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Jennifer
11 months
Happy Father’s Day! Especially to all the single dads out there. I’m available
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Jennifer
8 months
😂
@CrossingBroad
Crossing Broad
8 months
The Mets season in one pitch
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Jennifer
1 year
When my ex mysteriously left me a year ago, he left behind a fridge full of his favorite drinks. I’ve never touched them because they remind me of him. Today, I finally caved and drank one. Everything makes sense now. They’re gross and he left me because he has shitty taste
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Jennifer
7 months
Congrats to the Jets on extending the most pitiful game of the year
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Jennifer
7 months
Imagine being this pumped after contributing nothing
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
7 months
he's coming
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Jennifer
3 months
Oh, shut up you gaslighting dip shit
@SenSchumer
Chuck Schumer
3 months
How many times have we heard Republicans say there’s an emergency at the border? Well apparently, all that was for show, and Republicans aren’t serious about fixing the border.  The about-face Republicans have done on border is stunning.
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Jennifer
11 months
Fire everyone! #Mets
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Jennifer
8 months
Oh I’ve thought about it. Combination of bad choices and bad luck. But I’m pretty awesome so I’ll be ok 😉
@dell_pta
SUP
8 months
@JennSalerno310 Ur still single for a reason tho think about it
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