Jen Royle @Jen_Royle Twitter profile

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

THIS just sealed the deal. Mind made up. @JoeBiden has my vote this Tuesday. @fred_guttenberg and other parents who lost loved ones to gun violence deserve better. Fuck the @NRA . CC: @shannonrwatts

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Grateful for the leadership of @fred_guttenberg for finding purpose in tragedy. We will beat the @NRA and end our gun violence epidemic.

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4 years

Like he gives a fuck

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@SportsCenter

4 years

For the first time since 2008, Tom Brady has not been selected to the Pro Bowl.

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@Jen_Royle

4 years

My servers made $750.00 each last night. One didn’t want to tip the busser/dishwasher more than $20. Needless to say, I have a job opening. Being a good person and a team player is just as important as being a good worker. @TableBoston

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

This is disgusting. We all do what we have to do to make ends meet.... It’s called work ethic, and builds character. Disgusting.

The Sporting News

@sportingnews

5 years

Yankees fans chant "Uber" at Twins pitcher Randy Dobnak. Dobnak was an Uber driver in the minor leagues as a way to make some extra money.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

If I open my restaurant at 25% capacity, I’ll make more money doing takeout. Less overhead, less staff. Not sure if other restaurants have done the math, but opening may not even be OUR best option. We’ve been lucky with takeout success. “Don’t fix it if it isn’t broken.”

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

1 year

Dear Trump NFT Card Buyers, We just wanna let you know that you got robbed by a professional scam artist who will be putting your hard-earned money towards his criminal defense fund. You dumb fuck. Signed, Everyone on Earth

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Jen Royle

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4 years

Hey @RuthsChris , can my restaurant borrow $30,000? You had plenty of money before you applied for funding… And just took $20M away from many Boston restaurants in need. Your greed could put hard-working “small business” restaurants out of business. Congratulations.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

2 years

UPDATE: My boy Truman beat the odds! His tumor came back BENIGN! The vet said they’ve never seen a spleen tumor that size come back benign. He’s out of throat surgery and resting in his oxygen crate. He’ll be home tomorrow! Way to go, buddy!!!! Fuck you cancer. Not today.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

Eat shit

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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@Jen_Royle

6 years

Real life ladies and gents... THIS IS REAL LIFE aka our biggest fucking nightmare leading our country with insults and hate. Stay classy.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

6 years

Lebron James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike!

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

2 years

For the trolls: I just paid $7,500 for outdoor dining, two parking spots at $480 each per month through September, $2,500 for a wood platform and $1,750 for concrete barriers. I APPLIED FOR ZERO GRANTS. So kiss my ass. I’ll buy and drive whatever the fuck I want. ♥️

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

6 years

My mother just called me to tell me to dress warm tonight at the game. I’m 44-years-old.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

6 years

If @BrittMcHenry wants to be as tough as her mouth and Twitter account, I challenge her to come to Boston. Let’s fight for charity. Stop hiding behind your computer insulting good people every day. Come to Boston, baby girl.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

No joke... My Uber driver just asked me, “Why is your score so low?” I said, “How the fuck should I know, asshole?”

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

So excited to announce the @FoodNetwork filmed the entire week leading up to @TableBoston ’s opening night for their new show called... “Opening Night.” I’m honored to have received the premiere episode airing THIS SUNDAY at 4PM — With the incredibly talented host @Chefbriduff .

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

The fire marshal signed off on everything today… And I have obtained my occupancy permit for @TableBoston . I can now announcement opening night is January 22. Stay tuned for how you can be a part of this special night.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

7 months

Beyond crushed. He came to my restaurant with his wife last Valentine’s Day and blended right in with the rest of the table. Honestly one of the absolute greatest humans I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching, covering and feeding. 💔

Red Sox

@RedSox

7 months

Our hearts are broken with the loss of Tim Wakefield. Wake embodied true goodness; a devoted husband, father, and teammate, beloved broadcaster, and the ultimate community leader. He gave so much to the game and all of Red Sox Nation. Our deepest love and thoughts are with…

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

6 years

Just paid for a little old man’s breakfast. He was shocked and got emotional... said it was a first for him. Best hug of my life. It takes a second to make somebody’s day. One split second. And maybe $5.00. DO IT.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

If anyone knows any elderly or families in need of a warm dinner for their children, please DM me or email @TableBoston (info @TableBoston .com). We are happy to help anyone in need at this time.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

3 years

It took two years… But miraculously I have gotten to the point where… Wait for it… I do not have to go to work every day! Everybody is trained to my standards, which are high! I will supervise dinner, help in the Mercato, and try to have a little more of a life. 😊

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

6 years

Exactly. Mocking a disabled person and trying to keep Mexicans out of American is FAR WORSE than the C word from a damn comedian. (And I think Ivanka is lovely, for the record)

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

Jon Stewart defends Samantha Bee: Trump doesn't "give a sh-t" about the word "c-nt"

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

Absolutely sickening and frightening

Scott Dworkin

@funder

4 years

BREAKING: Lt Col Alexander Vindman and his brother Lt Col Yevgeny Vindman were both escorted out of the White House today after being fired. This is not ok.

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@Jen_Royle

6 years

I would never leave my dogs behind in a storm. I would stay with them regardless of the danger to myself. Truman, Polly and Frances will never be unsafe, scared or alone. Hopefully everyone affected by #HurricaneFlorence2018 feels the same.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

Holy Shit. I have an opening date for @TableBoston . Just give me one more week to make sure/announce before I start taking reservations on Open Table. Who’s excited? If you’re not, please lie to me. Thanks.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

Raise your hand if you couldn’t give a shit about Harry and Meghan? 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼 🖐🏼

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

It was inevitable... just tossed two people out of my restaurant. Wife and husband were so aggressive — Both got in my face about us not having wine. I was as cool as I could be in a professional setting. One F-Bomb. Did the best I could.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

3 years

(3/3) I am BEYOND EXCITED to announce @TableBoston ’s THIRD North End location, TABLE Caffé, located across the street at 396 Hanover Street. The caffé will be a beautiful Italian sandwich shop with homemade GELATO... expected to open by June! Restaurant. Mercato. Caffé. 💥

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

3 years

IF YOU CAN’T BE FUCKING NICE, PATIENT AND UNDERSTANDING TO RESTAURANTS AND SERVERS… STAY THE FUCK HOME AND ORDER TAKEOUT. THE END.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

2 years

THIS!!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Scott Dworkin

@funder

2 years

This. 💯

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

Last night I would have sworn I served a family of eight. They were talking, laughing and even taking turns holding a baby. Come to find out… They were all strangers. Four couples. They walked into my restaurant not knowing each other, and they left as friends. @TableBoston

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

I present to you... After a lot of blood, sweat, tears, time, money and headaches... My world, my baby, my creation, my everything.... @TableBoston ’s family-style DINNER MENU See you soon!!

Table Boston | Italian Restaurant in Boston, MA | Jen Royle

Cozy, upmarket Italian restaurant with shared tables featuring an elevated fixed-price dinner menu on Hanover St in Boston, MA

tableboston.com

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

6 years

The people of Los Angeles are going to be sobbing in their organic vegan avocado toast tomorrow.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

3 years

Hey girls.... The vice president of the United States of America is a woman. A black woman. Congratulations to all the women, especially the amazing women of color, who dreamed of this moment. It’s yours.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

I just blew my nose into a McDonald’s receipt. Anyone want to go on a date?

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

3 years

Thank you @LeoDiCaprio for coming to my @MercatoTABLE last night. I have no idea what you purchased, but I hope it was good! 😬

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

2 years

Bought a new car yesterday… and as always I told myself I will not eat or have dogs in the car for at least the first six months. Truman is in the front seat and we are sharing a pizza.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

I hired a Palestinian boy in the neighborhood. He’s from Jordan and Truman was the very first dog he touched five years ago! He told me today, “I love working here so much, Jen. You make me feel like an American.” I died inside. ❤️

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

Oh my goodness ❤️

WeRateDogs

@dog_rates

5 years

This is Molly. She was born with rear-end paralysis, but just got some fancy custom booties to help her out. 14/10 she won’t stop smiling

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

3 years

WINNER! WINNER! @TableBoston won the annual North End meatball contest today by more than 80 votes!!!

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

People who write checks at supermarkets and hold up the line because they don’t realize it’s not 1982 anymore should be banned from all public stores as punishment.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

My restaurant ran out of cannoli shells… We called one bakery to buy. They said, “we don’t do that.” Another bakery said, “a box of 144 is $144.00.” “My Cousins Place” across the street said, “I have two boxes of 144. I’ll charge you what I paid. $35 each.” ❤️

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

I’ve never seen the North End look better. Some restaurants did an amazing job with their outdoor space. There’s a couple sore eyes (will not reveal, don’t even ask), but BRAVO! I’d love permanent outdoor seating. It brings so much character to the neighborhood! Wow! ❤️

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

Holy takeout. What a feel-good job! I still need a new hip but @tableboston takeout is a well-oiled machine. People actually emailed/called to say “thank you” post-pickup. It’s a lot of work, I’m not used to this, but I’m happy to give my staff work, and give people food. ❤️

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

5 years

Dear @marty_walsh , my restaurant in the North End opens in two weeks... without ANY alcohol. I appreciate all you do for the city, esp the North End, but how is a small business (with my life savings) to succeed without wine? Please consider releasing licenses or expanding BYOB.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

1 year

This bat shit crazy walking garbage can of a human is actually in the United States Congress.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

@NoLieWithBTC

1 year

Whether they win the majority or not, this is the person who will be running the House Republican caucus. Kevin McCarthy will need her for every vote.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

2 years

Does anybody else feel so absolutely unhealthy mentally and physically during the winter months? I have zero motivation, a constant headache, terrible back pain… And of course my reg hip pain. I don’t eat right, I don’t sleep right… Just brutal.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

6 years

Hey Boston, don’t EVER forget, David Price earned his paycheck tonight. Lay the fuck off now.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

3 years

My mother worked 12 hours today, hugged me and said, “If you open a third location I will fucking disown you.” ♥️

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

2 years

UPDATE: Truman is out of surgery! He's getting more sedation and sleeping in an oxygen crate overnight. He won’t be in the clear for 24 hours. His tumor and spleen were removed. The tumor is off to pathology with an 80% chance of cancer. He’ll be @MspcaAngell til Friday. ♥️

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

6 years

Thank you to the @CityOfBoston for APPROVING my new business @TableBoston at today’s zoning hearing! Special thanks to The Mayors Office, Lydia Edwards’ office and the two North End councils for their support. I’m filled with an enormous amount of gratitude.

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Jen Royle

@Jen_Royle

4 years

My brother, who smokes an enormous amount of pot and cigarettes, and drinks about five bottles of rum a week, just yelled at me for putting peanut butter on my banana. 🍌

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