If you're surprised Danhausen is signed you haven't been paying attention the last few years. If you're mad Danhausen is signed you don't understand professional wrestling.
My short term weight loss goal was to be under 350 by June 24th (my birthday). With over a month to go I weighed in today at 347.8. That's 67.2 pounds down so far. Next stop: under 300.
I want to host a wrestling version of Drunk History. But wrestlers telling the story take acid. And I set off firecrackers and throw wet pasta at them during their story.
I lost my dad yesterday. The most influential and important man in my life. At 1:36am today
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gave birth to my son. The new most influential and important man in my life.
Jeff randomly just threw his phone at the floor. Like full on threw it. I asked what was wrong.
"It finally happened!"
"... what?"
"A soda company reached out to me."
Weird ass reaction, but ok.
I want to say so much but don't know how. Danny Havoc was a favorite for me as a fan turned a true friend. I'm so happy I saved all these ridiculous drawings he'd send me out of nowhere. Sorry I never got that head tattoo, Danny. Love you.
Here's a list of other wrestlers you can easily talk about tonight:
Clint Margera
Joey Janela
Vinnie Massaro
Hoodfoot
Ron Voyage
Gabby Ortiz
Ultramantis Black
Austin Luke
Ryan Redfield
Brandon/Kasey Kirk
Max The Impaler
Tony Deppen
Edith Surreal
Vinny Pacifico
Nick Gage
etc
Brought a baby home today. So far "MACHO BABY" BABY SAVAGE has listened to an abundance of Descendents, Bad Brains, Frank Zappa, DJ Screw, Off With Their Heads, Bad Religion, and obviously The Ramones. Mommy and baby are in great health.
I once made a joke that Lacey Evans looks racist and someone got real mad at me. Maybe if I said she looks like a brain dead moron they wouldn't have gotten mad? Either way, toss her into the sun.
After many years of being told "you can't have a family, your body isn't right, no chance"... I have to admit to you all I didn't retire because of an injury.
I retired because we proved all of them wrong.
Baby Cannonball debuts this November.
Early on I attended a seminar that ended with "there's enough assholes in wrestling. We don't need more. Just be a good person and you'll stand out." Found out at least one person is mad about an opportunity I got recently. 1) proved that quote right. 2) they'll stay cranky.
Legit before right now only two people knew this and its embarrassing. When I started the diet/gym on 9/8 my scale was giving me "ERR." It goes up to 402lbs then errors, so I don't know my starting weight. Today its at 393. Accountability.
Going to be a tough day for a lot of friends. I hope this picture Grant drew of me making tons of money getting shot by a cannon helps remind us of the more fun side of Danny Havoc. Love you.
Today is 11 years since my first match. I'm not as good as someone 11 years in should be and I'm not where I think I'd like to be at 11 years in. But hey, thanks for letting me hang out a bit.
There is betting on if Travis Kelce proposes to Taylor Swift at the Superbowl. Where's the betting on if he gets injured in the game and the coach realizes there's no rule a dog can't play football so a dog wins the Superbowl and then Taylor Swift gets engaged to the dog?