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219.eth - Blockchain utility token trader - Hopium dealer - PhD in ponzinomics - chubbicorn #219

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Joined July 2010

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@Jebus

Jebus

7 months

Phemex support continues to impress This is the second time they've helped me within a day of an account issue and also helped a 10 follower account on my ref in a similar time frame I don't see a better option if you're gated out of the other exchanges

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3 years

A 100 millionaire telling kids taking on 50k+ in debt getting an education to save $5 a week in a high inflation low interest rate environment while running the agency that prevents them from investing in high upside potential investments really sums it up.

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3 years

Thinking about the people who bought $60000 btc to hedge against 4% inflation

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3 years

BREAKING - Rich people own the thing they told you was too risky to buy

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3 years

Uniswap gave me 400 voting tokens valued at $12000. Coinbase gave my information to the IRS.

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3 years

Welp, if the SEC doesn't want us to stake usdc in coinbase I guess we'll just have to withdrawal to ethereum, lock it in aave, borrow usdt against it, buy uni with that, bridge the uni to bsc, lock the uni in cream, borrow bnb against the uni, and buy nudey nfts on treat

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3 years

Only crypto allows you to fly out of the country with $10,000,000 in your pocket and land with $4,000,000

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3 years

There's a sweet spot in the generations between like 28-32 that didn't get hit by the crazy woke shit or the old man boomer shit. Those people are the only hope

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3 years

Bro, you have .05 btc The difference between $45000 and $50000 is $9 for you, calm down.

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2 years

Uniswap gave me a $15000 airdrop, twitter aint even sweat in my mouth

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11 months

@Terror_Alarm Arr me matey

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4 years

Someone ate a bat in China and now you don't get to retire. Funny how the world works.

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3 years

Spent his 20s doing drugs and then bought a punk for $600?

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1 year

How is it even legal for the gov to approve coinbase to go public then to come back years later and say they're operating illegally? Why was I allowed to buy the stock then? It's not like they changed how they operated since they were approved

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4 months

@jimcramer you mother fucker

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3 years

@SenWarren go fuck yourself Warren.

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3 years

Do yourself a favor. Open a lightly leveraged bitcoin long with all your money and spend the next 30 days getting high and playing video games

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1 year

@bieggon2 @spectatorindex Not for this guy

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3 months

A lot of yall are experiencing your first full cycle. A bit of advice: Don't share your wins with normie friends. They turn from being happy for you to resentful very quickly. Have a group internal to the space you can share your wins with to blow off steam and never mention

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3 years

You gotta hand it to Saylor, I've never seen a man run a cocaine idea out this far

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3 years

Crypto is basically a life destroying addiction but you get paid so we get to call it a job

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3 years

Ethereum looks fine Bitcoin looks like its legal tender in El Salvador

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3 years

Breaking: Person who can't afford an eth transaction has opinion on crypto

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1 year

dont put more in banks than you can afford to lose

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6 years

"Still up in btc" he screamed at his wife as she drove away with the kids

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29 days

protip for your 20s buy 1 nice bottle of wine, drink it, and keep it then when you have a girl coming over buy some of those $4 bottles from walmart and fill the nice bottle before she gets there

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6 months

In 2001 this was child abuse In 2023 it's $2900 /m

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2 years

Strong men create good ponzis Good ponzis make weak men Weak men create bad ponzis Bad ponzis create strong men

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6 years

I vote we go back to $20,000 bitcoin with $80 fees. That was better.

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3 years

sometimes I think about how sam told us all to buy sol at $3

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3 years

I'm not lucky bro, I worked 24/7 for 8 years to be here

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1 year

@RampCapitalLLC nah, they still have their asbestos winter blazer line

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3 years

I love how people pretend crypto is hard. It's literally just metamask + websites and don't give your seed away

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3 years

*CRYPTO EXCHANGE BINANCE INVESTIGATED BY U.S. OVER ALLOWING TOO MUCH FREEDOM

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2 months

*make 30k* -small smile- *lose 3k* -contemplate suicide-

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3 years

@elonmusk No one cares anymore bro.

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3 years

The Facebook metaverse is where you end up if you get liquidated

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2 years

*$1,400,000 NFT portfolio* *$65 in cash* "Ya, I'm in stables"

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5 months

your most likely path to wealth isn't flipping 10k into 1m on a memecoin its more likely ending 1 cycle with 200k and then catching the bottom on a few specific things you have infinite conviction on and sitting on it for 3 years

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3 years

financial advisors out there trying to explain that making 4000% a year in crypto isn't investing, barely beating inflation for a 2% yearly fee is true investing

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2 years

New cars gain 20% when you drive off the lot

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2 years

After 8 years in crypto you develop a sense of what the market is up to, almost like its talking to you. Or I've developed a mental illness

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2 months

good to see Saylor has made the jump from trying to convince people to just calling them poors

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3 years

The lady who cut my hair yesterday had never heard of bitcoin. Not the top.

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2 years

Oh no, another $10000 airdrop. Stop web3, this is just what the VCs want

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2 years

Oh my God, they want to gas us for 5 hours a week

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6 years

The year is 2030. Bitcoin just surpassed 4 million dollars a coin. You're still holding Zcash. You bought it at $200. Its at $199. One day. One day.

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4 years

Some tips for noobs: - Cloud mining is a scam - The people giving away free advice are almost always better than people with paid rooms - Anyone whos taken money to shill a project should be forever tainted in your eyes - It always goes significantly higher thank you think /1

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3 years

friends asking if they should get some of the coin up 600000000% incase it takes off

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1 year

Used to do this but with cocaine instead of chocolate and no broccoli

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1 year

Most recent trend on tik tok rn

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3 years

Crypto gonna have the average millennial net worth at $10,000,000 and the median at $4

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2 years

its starting

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3 years

Idk why you would work a 9-5 when you could work 24/7 in crypto without holidays. People just don't want to be free I guess.

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6 years

Cnbc had you buying $19000 btc, $3 Xrp and $1.04 tethers

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13 days

It's the anniversary of something big today

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3 years

If you believed walmart was going to accept litecoin at any point in the last 30m you need to really take a look at yourself.

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2 months

I've actually lived the cycle @blknoiz06 is living right now (smaller scale, different cycle) so I can shed some light on this. First off, you earn the state this tweet is talking about through good calls and rep building over time, its not something you weasel into. Second,

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3 years

I was pretty good at getting into 80 IQ mind and playing the shitcoins, but the zoomers came in and cranked it down to 50 IQ and idk if i can get there

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3 years

Ahhh, memories.

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3 years

the most ridiculous monthly I've ever seen

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6 years

I get it now. The banks are crashing the stock market to crash bitcoin to crash altcoins to buy Tron cheap

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3 years

I wonder how many times I've heard "we're so early" since i joined 8 years ago, back when we were actually early

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3 years

I have sold everything and shorted bitcoin with my entire net worth. my liquidation at 72k will never be reached

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3 years

If you think the FBI broke bitcoin and revealed that for $4,000,000 you probably don't belong here.

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3 years

You understand this man owns 93% of these coins, yes?

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2 years

how bad was the bear market? we came up with this.

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3 years

I longed 32 btw. If we die we die.

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3 years

Debt: Student loans - $0 Credit cards - $0 Mortgage - $0 Aave - $4,621,942

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2 years

Showing up for Xmas after you shilled crypto at Thanksgiving

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4 years

I dont see how we ever beat these people in the long run

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1 year

Workin 24/7 so I don't have to work 9 to 5

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6 years

The best thing to do in times like these is withdraw from your life, push loved ones away, and stare at the chart as your net worth slowly drops to foodstamp levels

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3 years

got a $5000 airdrop, normal day in crypto

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4 years

This top 10 is embarrassing

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2 years

*pays $300 gas fee to buy $250,000 monkey NFT* "wow, I'm so early"

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3 years

The richest person on the planet told you directly to buy a shitcoin and you fucked it up.

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2 years

Every 4 years a new group of people learn hodl is a lie

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2 years

yall actin like you never seen a 60% bullish pullback before

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2 years

not being heavily exposed to crypto is more stressful than being heavily exposed

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3 years

minimum wage is 12 dogecoin an hour

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3 years

If you save $5 a week you can afford an eth transaction per year

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3 years

Stop trying to make it all on 1 trade. Only takes +$275 a day to make 100k a year.

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3 years

As someone whos been here basically since the beginning, them deciding to go to war on 4% USDC yields is definitely the funniest of all outcomes

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3 years

Hitting your 30s and feeling behind and about to be replaced by people younger than you? that sucks, guess you should have done more shit that mattered in your 20s.

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3 years

If you can't hold an altcoin down 70% you'll never run 8k into 5 billion

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3 years

@swisscryptocat Wonder who stole all my money

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3 years

whats the big thing after nfts?

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3 years

Kinda looking like the US is going to regulate itself out of being a super power, huh?

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3 years

The dogecoin breakout... The litecoin breakout... That means... it's altseason. The real one.

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2 years

@nntaleb @Twitter Is she in the room with us right now Nassim?

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2 years

"All this crypto money can't be real, it just popped up over night" No bro, we've been building it for 8 years and screaming at all of you that this is coming and you didn't listen.

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3 years

If I could get a billion out of an altcoin the coin would be at zero yesterday

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3 years

You can trade a picture of a monkey for a house, it can't be that early

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3 years

You smell what I smell @opensea ? Feels like token time.

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3 years

You: Work hard, go to school for 8 years, take on debt, find wife, finally debt free at 47 Me: Find penguin nfts, make a decade of your salary in 2 weeks

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3 years

Is "jack follows me" a good pickup line? I haven't been out in so long idk what plays anymore

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3 years

Gettin' poor with the boys while the normies get rich on dog coins that dont make any sense

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2 years

i paid more in gas this year than I made in the first 26 years of my life

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2 years

Everyone should hodl a -90% cycle once in the crypto life. Excited yall have the opportunity

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3 years

"Omg, litecoin isn't going to be accepted at Walmart? I gotta dump my ethereum asap"

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2 years

@jimcramer you know we get 14% on stables if we leave them in DeFi, right?

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