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@Jane_Doe82

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above average hair and knick fan for life

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Joined September 2020
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@Jane_Doe82
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26 days
{my genie} so just to confirm, your third and final wish is to “slam dunk a basketball real cool in front of the homies”
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Did a germ write this
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Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
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{me as a lawyer responding to opposing counsel) okay wooooowwwwwww
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{guy pitching Chuck E Cheese} okay so it’s a giant rat and the 8 year olds are gonna gamble
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@Jane_Doe82
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Tested positive for cutie patootie syndrome. Doc says it’s serious.
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I love the internet
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2 years
Kim Kardashian, “I have the best advice for women in business, get up off your ass and work. No one wants to work anymore” The rest of us:
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@nieshatrout We stopped wearing corsets like this for a reason.
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A well-timed peanut butter and jelly sandwich covers a multitude of worries
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Tuesday
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@Jane_Doe82
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Your honor, my client would like to plead “nah uh”
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@Jane_Doe82
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2 months
Whoever started the keyboard tweet, we all hate it.
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@Jane_Doe82
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7 months
@NicoDelgadoAZ We get it. Your mom went to Target and bought you some suits.
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@Jane_Doe82
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2 years
Sorry for the selfie but I can’t pass on such good lighting, it’s literally a law
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@Jane_Doe82
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2 years
This is 40 yaddah yaddah yaddah
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@Jane_Doe82
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It’s her 74th birthday today. Say happy birthday to my mama ♥️ my everything
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@Jane_Doe82
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3 years
Show me your dimples
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I’m super shy but can we be friends?
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@Jane_Doe82
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3 years
Ready for DMB ♥️
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@Jane_Doe82
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Americans. Stop spelling it “whales” It is Wales. An entire country. Please learn things. Thank you.
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@Jane_Doe82
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What is she thinking
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@Jane_Doe82
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3 years
This is 39. Should have died twice by now. It takes a lot to take me down.
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@Jane_Doe82
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Brunette.
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@Jane_Doe82
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2 years
Kyle Rittenhouse said “I don’t like being called a murderer” Well Kyle, I don’t like being called “that chick who eats doritos in bed” but here we are
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@Jane_Doe82
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Grief is such an unfair ride. You feel a different stage every day.
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@Jane_Doe82
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2 years
@emily_murnane I just keep imagining her kids going to school being like “I saw your mom’s Instagram post last night”
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I dunno. Here’s my face.
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It’s a good day for a big hat
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“This is 41” etc
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@Jane_Doe82
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3 years
Just saw someone who is unvaccinated refer to himself as a “cleanblood” and we’ve officially reached the Harry Potter stage of this pandemic
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@patriottakes Behold, the superior race
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@Jane_Doe82
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3 years
Yeah it’s my face again, so what, wanna fight about it?
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3 years
Apple picking AF
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@Jane_Doe82
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2 years
Bought this dress a year ago. Just took the tag off of it. I guess today is the day I put it on.
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@Jane_Doe82
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Say hi, I need to see new faces 🥰
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@Jane_Doe82
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3 years
I literally never stop thinking about giving blowjobs Now that I have your attention - save the bees.
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{after losing a rap battle} how did he know my SAT score
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@Jane_Doe82
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3 months
The ice is melting on Mt Everest and its uncovering hundreds of corpses. Have a nice day.
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@Jane_Doe82
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Is this my iconic photo? I dunno.
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@Jane_Doe82
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First date idea:
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I don’t need constant wild sex. I’ve lived a thousand lifetimes and I’m weary now. I need companionship. I need a best friend. I need someone who gives a damn about the details of my day. I need backup and emotional support. Someone who knows how to refill my cup
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Dimple powers, activated
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I’ve just been called “granny” by a troll
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2 years
@Brian_Sauve Is this where we’re putting the low cut shirt pics
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@Jane_Doe82
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I was very nearly physically assaulted earlier today at work. A man backed me up against a wall and was screaming in my face. He said he was going to hurt me. I was yelling for my boss, thank god he heard me and ran into the room. I’m very shaken up. I’m not okay
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@Jane_Doe82
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2 years
Life is short. Go for a trim, leave with bangs.
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Hi wanna be friends?
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My autistic nephew just got an adaptive bicycle and he’s giggling and laughing and I cried. I’m gonna go be happy today.
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“Close your DMs and you won’t get dick pics” I just got 3 in a row from someone I followed , because you can’t foresee someone being a total psycho How about men just STOP FUCKING DOING THIS
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I have been re-elected for another term as representative of brunettes. I won’t let you down
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@Jane_Doe82
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Happy International Women’s Day. Here’s a pic of me being a woman.
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Hi.
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Oh my god please reply to this so I can see real people and not news articles I never asked for
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Fellas, are women allowed to have internal organs
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Fellas, yay or nay on the belly pooch?
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#ThrowbackThursday snapped this 11 years ago, sitting alone on my couch on New Year’s Eve at midnight
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@DevlinBarrett She’s painfully unintelligent
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Despite it all, I smiled a lot this year.
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A serving size of pasta is “until you hate yourself”
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When he asks how rough I like it
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@Jane_Doe82
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A 17 year old girl was killed IN THE BREAK ROOM at her job by the 27 year old man she had rejected. Fuck anyone who gets mad at “all men” when we have no idea what any of you fuckers are capable of doing to us until it’s too late
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I’m going to the mid 90s, y’all want anything
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Bill Clinton wasn’t impeached because of what he did with Monica Lewinsky. It was because he lied under oath. Trump isn’t being indicted because of what he did with Stormy Daniels. It’s because he misused campaign money and falsified the documents.
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Do I finally look like a grown up? I feel like I finally look like a grown up.
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I’m drunk who wants to be best friends
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Yesterday I picked up an instrument for the first time in years and I played and it sounded good and I could breathe enough to actually do it and I cried cause I missed this part of my life for so long. This is what I’m thankful for today. Lungs that work enough to do this again
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The sexiest thing a man can do is vote to protect my uterus. And also that thing with his tongue that I like.
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A little girl who was visiting our work today was attached to me the entire time. She kept hugging me and holding my hand, sitting next to me and putting her head on my shoulder. At one point she very quietly and sweetly said with her little voice, “I don’t have a mama….”
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My promotion finally kicks in tomorrow. Been training for a while. It comes with a new office 😍 wish me all the luck
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Not now, my dog is smiling and I have to take a picture
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B&W photo
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Welp. Fuck this headline in particular.
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Shawty lookin etherial
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Well this fucking blows
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Mornin
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I don’t do drugs or drink very much. But I do have voluminous brunette hair, piercing green eyes, perky breasts and a plump bottom. Can we still be friends
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Have a safe and blessed New Year’s Eve ❤️ with much love from me to you
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I just got a walkie talkie at work. I repeat. They gave me a walkie talkie. Over.
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“I’m such a nerd lol”
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Shawty feelin some type of way
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I don’t wanna be alone right now. Say hi
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The higher the hair, the closer to God
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No one asks what your favorite ice cream is when you’re an adult. Mine is snickers ice cream bars but you don’t care 😒
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Making sure everyone knows I’m not naked in my avi 🙄 cause I’m definitely someone who would do that. It’s called a tube top, friends
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Knicks 4 Lyfe 🔥
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Big Bird just threw down
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I don’t smoke weed, am I allowed to be on twitter
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