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James Holzhauer

@James_Holzhauer

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@James_Holzhauer
James Holzhauer
5 years
Sure, I could stick around and play a game that pays me $150,000 per hour, but I'd really rather get toys thrown at my crotch for free
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Karen Dumas
5 years
I think @James_Holzhauer lost @Jeopardy on purpose today. His daughter wanted him to come home & the thank you card she made #AlexTrebek sends us the biggest lesson of all: money isn’t everything.
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James Holzhauer
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Knew I shouldn’t have invited @Drake to the @Jeopardy taping.
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James Holzhauer
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It was one of the great privileges of my life to spend time with this courageous man while he fought the battle of his life. You will never be replaced in our hearts, Alex.
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Jeopardy!
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Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.
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@James_Holzhauer
James Holzhauer
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One day we will invent the technology to eat hot dogs indoors
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Eyewitness News
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#BreakingNews The men's contest at the Nathan's hot dog eating competition CANCELED due to weather
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Alex 365 Cancer 0 See you in 2021, friend.
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A one-year update from Alex:
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James Holzhauer
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Good news! I learned your name today!
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Michael Avenatti
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Ben Affleck Jane Fonda Gerald Ford Pulp Fiction 24 Hours of Le Mans (c’mon man) Iowa Michael Avenatti What are answers that James Holzhauer didn’t know on Jeopardy?
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My wife is going to make me roleplay as @KenJennings tonight
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James Holzhauer
5 years
I hope to be as brave as Andrew Luck one day. Imagine reaching the pinnacle of the only job you've ever trained for, finding no joy in it, and having the guts to do the right thing for yourself even though millions of fans will hate you for it.
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@James_Holzhauer
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Since @KenJennings took over as #JeopardyGOAT : - nationwide state of emergency - all major sports cancelled - stock market crash #ImpeachKen
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James Holzhauer
4 years
wut
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@James_Holzhauer
James Holzhauer
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CDC: money may spread coronavirus @bradrutter : *breathes sigh of relief*
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James Holzhauer
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Jeopardy says whoever hosts full time will have to quit their other job, so I’m crossing my fingers it’s Joe Buck
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James Holzhauer
3 years
This Christian McCaffrey injury is EXACTLY why you should never hold your fantasy draft before Week 4
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@James_Holzhauer
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I had no regrets about my time on @Jeopardy . Until now
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CONGRATULATIONS to Emma on a world-beating performance. There's no greater honor than knowing an opponent had to play a perfect game to defeat me.
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The Kyle Pitts toy should be on a shelf in Andy’s room still in his original packaging
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@James_Holzhauer
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3 years
48000 seats at T-Mobile and I had to pick this one
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Still can’t believe you’re gone. It’s World Pancreatic Cancer Day. Please consider a donation in memory of the GOAT.
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James Holzhauer
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Alex was so much more than a host. He was an impartial arbiter of truth and facts in a world that needs exactly that. He was someone you could count on to entertain you every weekday, even when his health barely allowed it. And he was an underrated rapper:
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To everyone: Thanks for the support, and remember to be good humans.
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James Holzhauer
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I respect how great the @warriors are, but it’s boring seeing the same team win every ti...ohhh, I get it now
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James Holzhauer
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My kid cried about the possibility of her dad losing, so I told her we could have a party the day after it inevitably happens. Now she cries when I win
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Post Sports
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Some people, particularly longtime “Jeopardy!” viewers, are now rooting against James Holzhauer. This is preposterous. We’re supposed to begrudge him because he plays the game at the highest level ever? You want to see his genius disappear? by @NormanChad
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Dr. Oz: I’m the only peddler of pseudoscience to ever guest host Jeopardy! Aaron Rodgers: Hold on a minute playa
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James Holzhauer
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Chiefs out here dropping the ball like it’s a @bradrutter Daily Double
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From reddit u/ColeJ420
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James Holzhauer
5 years
Financial institutions, June 2009: Sorry James, but we don't do business with professional gamblers Financial institutions, June 2019: hey james 😉
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@James_Holzhauer
James Holzhauer
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What a run by @Jeopardamy ! - 40 games won (35 more than @bradrutter ) - Fifth-ever Jeopardy millionaire - Made @KenJennings watchable
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Wheel of Fortune went about this all wrong First you subject the contestants and viewers to an endless parade of temps who don’t prepare before hosting Then the producer in charge of the search says “Actually, *I* would be the perfect host” Then “jk we have two hosts now”
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James Holzhauer
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I live in the tourism capital of the world with a five year old germ factory. My job is to gamble wads of cash to try to receive bigger wads, and my favorite leisure activity involves passing playing cards to and from a group of retirees. It’s been nice knowing you, everyone.
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Do I think Mike Richards’s podcast comments were appropriate for polite society? No. But did he deserve the benefit of the doubt for the job he did running Jeopardy? Also no
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From reddit u/maximompower
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If I’m reading the @Jeopardy ToC rules correctly: - The winner gets a fixed prize of $250,000 - Second place gets $100,000 or their final score, whichever is higher So the goal is to end up with a total over 250K without accidentally winning. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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James Holzhauer
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Remember when our country had a president? That was nice
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James Holzhauer
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Hey, Aaron's score is still up there.
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James Holzhauer
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He had a good career and even defeated the best postseason player of all time, but retired in January 2020 having never escaped the shadow of the better player who came before him.
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James Holzhauer
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I’m self-imposing a one-year ban on dating supermodels
@BR_CFB
Bleacher Report CFB
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LSU is self-imposing a one-year postseason football ban for the 2020-21 season due to NCAA rules violations
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James Holzhauer
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If you ain’t first, you’re last
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James Holzhauer
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When you order something online vs. when it arrives
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@James_Holzhauer
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You’ve got this, Alex.
@ABC7NY
Eyewitness News
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"Jeopardy!" host Alex Trebek has a special announcement about his cancer treatment. We wish him well as he continues his fight!
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Parentheses placement matters! I hope my kid never says "Dad, I want to ef just like you when I'm older."
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Portillo's
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"Dad, I want to (be)ef just like you when I'm older" 🤗 Happy Father's Day! Like if your dad would devour this feast today 🤤🍔🍟 📷 @eats_n_deets
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James Holzhauer
3 years
Saw Ken Jennings trending and was worried something good had happened to him
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James Holzhauer
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RT for a chance to win Alex Trebek’s bitchin’ mixtape
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current mood:
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To @KenJennings : You win this round. But if Jeopardy ever gives me 43 second chance games, look out!
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3 years
I was really looking forward to the season premiere where after an exhaustive 61-clue search for the next Jeopardy champion, the show looks past the three obvious candidates and declares Mike Richards the winner
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James Holzhauer
3 years
Also new for next season: contestants can submit two Final Jeopardy responses in case the first one causes public backlash
@nytimes
The New York Times
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Breaking News: "Jeopardy!" announced that it would have two hosts to succeed Alex Trebek: Mike Richards, the show's executive producer, and Mayim Bialik, the actress and neuroscientist known for her roles in "The Big Bang Theory" and “Blossom."
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Me: I’ve got some free time, let’s see if any NFL teams want to add a cutting-edge analyst Texans: *promote Bill O’Brien to GM* Me: *googles “how long until jeopardy goat 2?”*
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James Holzhauer
4 years
Rob Manfred is the 2020 of sports commissioners
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James Holzhauer
3 years
Just got home after ten days filming and tried to sneak a kiss on my sleeping six year old and she opened her eyes a little and grabbed me for a cuddle and I can’t handle all the cuteness and also I am now trapped please send food
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James Holzhauer
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And from that day forward, James vowed never to lose again.
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@KenJennings
Ken Jennings
4 years
All proceeds go to buying @James_Holzhauer a nice sport coat or blazer, and maybe even a necktie
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James Holzhauer
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So glad I set all my clocks an hour forward right before time became a meaningless concept.
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James Holzhauer
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If CNN aired sports
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James Holzhauer
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#Jeopardy taped their Tournament of Champions this week. SPOILER ALERT: . . . . Alex Trebek is an unstoppable machine of game show hosting. Not this time, cancer.
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James Holzhauer
2 years
BREAKING: (8)UNC upsets (1)Refs, advances to Sweet 16
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James Holzhauer
3 years
Today marks one year without the legend.
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Some judged Mike Richards solely on his podcast comments and formed a negative opinion, but I judged him by the way he treated people backstage at Jeopardy and formed a much stronger negative opinion
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James Holzhauer
4 years
Literally no. Did you even watch?
@ashdua_
ashley
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@James_Holzhauer still the absolute greatest.
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James Holzhauer
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Crushing this debate
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@James_Holzhauer
James Holzhauer
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Killing off James was a bold move by the producers
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Deadline Hollywood
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Jeopardy! enjoyed another #1 weekly finish in syndication during James Holzhauer’s last full week of play
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James Holzhauer
4 years
Those interviewers knew even the greatest contestants come and go, but the greatest host is eternal. Keep wearing that title belt wherever you are now, friend. You certainly earned it.
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James Holzhauer
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JUST GIVE ME THE DAILY DOUBLES AND I’LL LET YOU LIVE
@Jeopardy
Jeopardy!
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Caption this. #JeopardyGOAT
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James Holzhauer
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When this is over, I hope I still remember how to lie my way out of attending social events
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James Holzhauer
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"James will eventually beat himself by flubbing one of his big bets.” Nope, James got his ass kicked straight up by an elite player who nailed her own big bets.
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James Holzhauer
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Big congrats to @Jeopardamy on her 33rd win! This makes three eligible players in the 30+ game millionaires club 🤔
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James Holzhauer
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So far in #JeopardyGOAT : six Daily Doubles, six all-in wagers. You’re welcome, America.
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James Holzhauer
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I needed an accomplice known for always giving accurate answers
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#LostTrumpHistory ...Trump secretly fed all the correct answers to Jeopardy champion James Holzhauer.
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James Holzhauer
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I always dreamed of working in an MLB front office and ruining baseball, but I have to settle for ruining @Jeopardy instead.
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James Holzhauer
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This January, watch two Tournament of Champions winners take on a third player brought in to fill out the lineup.
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ABC
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The top three contestants in JEOPARDY! history will face off in an epic primetime special event: “JEOPARDY! The Greatest of All Time,” starting January 7 at 8|7c on ABC. #JeopardyGOAT
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James Holzhauer
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I’m still not ready to say goodbye to Alex Trebek, but I will try.
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James Holzhauer
4 years
Happy Jamesiversary! (Note for young readers: before the dark ages, Las Vegas had businesses called casinos, where patrons placed wagers using chips to represent money.)
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James Holzhauer
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Feud with @KenJennings officially back on!
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James Holzhauer
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Nice of the Saints and Bucs to honor Alex Trebek by recreating the final score from one of my games
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James Holzhauer
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What's with all these Seattle guys being brought out of retirement because they were good a decade ago?
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James Holzhauer
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Conferences whose names correctly count their number of teams are 8-0. Those that don’t are 13-13 with a forfeit.
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James Holzhauer
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No-kayfabe🧵 When my wife asked @Jeopardamy to participate in our fundraiser last year, Amy jumped at the chance to pay her own way to Las Vegas and volunteer. It was my honor to share the Masters stage with an inspiration, a phenomenal Jeopardy player and an even better human.
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James Holzhauer
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And I would have GOAT away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling Kens
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James Holzhauer
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Glad the show is doing well enough for you to buy a hoodie with sleeves
@PatMcAfeeShow
Pat McAfee
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Ken is up 2-1 in the race to win 3 total games in #JeopardyGOAT tournament and it appears to be a two horse race between @KenJennings and our guy @James_Holzhauer with @bradrutter trailing heavily #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE
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James Holzhauer
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My high school guidance counselor told me I’d never star on a primetime show with my grades.
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James Holzhauer
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#worldwar3 WILL NOT UPSTAGE US
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Reminder: your top candidates for POTUS will take the stage on @ABCNetwork at 8 PM tonight
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@patsajak
Pat Sajak
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Well, the time has come. I’ve decided that our 41st season, which begins in September, will be my last. It’s been a wonderful ride, and I’ll have more to say in the coming months. Many thanks to you all. (If nothing else, it’ll keep the clickbait sites busy!)
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James Holzhauer
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A survivor, an inspiration, a legend. Hope by your 81st I can wish you a happy birthday in person.
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Jeopardy!
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🎶 For he's a jolly good fellow! 🎶 Happy Birthday, Alex! 🥳 #Happy80thAlex
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James Holzhauer
4 years
Nobody: Rudy Gobert:
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James Holzhauer
3 years
Missing Alex Trebek a little extra today
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James Holzhauer
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It’s August and I’m still famous. I demand an explanation
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James Holzhauer
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This fall, America’s most famous librarian is overdue for a rematch. #JeopardyJames2
@Jeopardy
Jeopardy!
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That’s right – James Holzhauer is coming back! Here are the contestants returning for the #TournamentOfChampions this fall. Click for more info:
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See you soon, eh?
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James Holzhauer
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Shohei Ohtani struck out zero hitters and went 1-7 at the plate and Mike Trout was removed for a pinch-hitter as the Angels defeated the Rockies 25-1
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James Holzhauer
4 years
TRUMP PENCE 2020 sounds like a list of the top three things people will have nightmares about in the future
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James Holzhauer
5 years
Two things I learned at #NHLAwards : - This guy promised me he'd be there whenever @Jeopardy welcomes me back - The all-in hand gesture looks better from a high camera angle
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James Holzhauer
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I had to take the test thirteen times before I got the call, which works out to over $200,000 per attempt. Why not give it a go? *Results may vary
@Jeopardy
Jeopardy!
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It's time to start your Jeopardy! story. Register for the test coming up 1/28-1/30! #JeopardyTest
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James Holzhauer
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Out of the mouths of babes
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