@deanda_min3
Where are the marks of your failed arts?
Have your daydreams been keeping you clean? (No!)
You never say what you need to make me believe you're the one that means it
I'm typing this one handed because my 8 year old daughter is sick and is sleeping with her head on my chest and her little hand gripping my middle finger like she did as a baby. I'm for sure gonna get sick but this feeling is priceless 🥰❤
@Stevenjsargent1
@Kriscilicious
A bee doesn’t waste his time explaining to flies that honey tastes better than shit.
If they still believe the parties high fived and switched, there’s not much help for them.
@Jessicasquared9
There was a ventriloquist that came to my school every year who had a monkey that wore shades and his favorite was 'Nana Puddin'
And now that's all I hear in my head when I see it. I dummy monkey saying that in a silly voice 😂😂
Woke up at 3am to go to the gym
Worked a full day
Grocery shopped
Now I'm going to down 2 redbulls and drink beer and play Xbox until I pass out
This is my life at 37 ladies 😂
@pearlythingz
As a blonde haired white man every race assumes I'm racist so as soon as other races realize I'm not they open up to me with their racist thoughts and by far the most racist are black people 😂😂