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@Jack2LOneill

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Documenter of Stargate (1997-2007) being a Documentary. A parody fake person's account.

A Lake With No Fish
Joined August 2014
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@Jack2LOneill
Jack O'Neill
8 months
Insane! If only someone's been talking about how Stargate is a documentary and not "fiction", showed how "Project Stargate" was "shut down" in 1995 🤔 and even character names and plot lines line up with our world. Come through the gate with me and I'll show you.
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@AydinPaladin
Aydin Paladin🍸👑💛🖤✝️📊
8 months
Ya ever think about the fact that both the X-Files (Jose Chung) and Stargate SG-1 (Wormhole X-treme) had episodes about how government would intentionally engage in conspiratorial shit that's so crazy no one would ever believe it have become increasingly seemingly prescient? 🤔
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Half way though the @GarandThumb1 review on the MP7 US made version. No additional commentary from me, I think this comment summed it up perfectly.
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"Sir, it's the only option"
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@GavinNewsom
Gavin Newsom
1 year
NEW: I’m proposing the 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution to help end our nation’s gun violence crisis. The American people are sick of Congress’ inaction. The 28th will enshrine 4 widely supported gun safety freedoms -- while leaving the 2nd Amendment intact: 1)
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@HouseDemocrats You do understand that "semi-automatic" weapons have been around for over 130 years and that shotguns are also weapons of war... Wait, of course you do because this is your ultimate aim, to ban any effective means of self defense against crime and totalitarianism.
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New York...
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@JacquiHeinrich Did the Dr. also say how proud she was that he used the big potty?
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At the local library and found a book. Must be cute, right? Get ready...
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@axios So you guys lose Twitter and now are setting your sights on the next frontier, gaming? We are on to you.
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@Terror_Alarm If they had been using God's chosen weapon, the P90, it would've been at least 50.
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And of course, a perfect groomer ending
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@asatarbair "I hold a fair and balanced view" Proceeds to say only positive things about a multi-million man killer.
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2 years
@charlescwcooke Of course you'd say "stop it, stop trying to win!" If you described their setup without mentioning "Disney" or "DeSantis", you'd argue against that kind of special privilege as cronyism. Instead, you make an excuse and call it "salting the earth." This is leveling the field.
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Remember when you guys sabotaged NATO adoption of the P90 because your little competitor didn't win? Yeah, well the SGC didn't listen and saved two galaxies by not listening to you all.
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@HecklerAndKoch
Heckler & Koch
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A tropentarn-outfitted Bundeswehr soldier enjoys his time at the range with a very special PDW platform...
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@GarandThumb1 I've got one better
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F RIP Starship Troopers
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@sknightwrites Them 1990s nuns and super religious folks need to have the biggest apology sent their way
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@KonstantinKisin Before 2016, the deceptiveness of the media and certain political figures was bad, but largely inconsequential to our daily lives. In 2021, the media, gov, and tech collude to push a pre-determine narrative that destroyed businesses, kills thousands, and threatens basic freedoms
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@ukhomeoffice If you all had the Stargate we would've lost to the Goa'uld before the pilot ended.
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@asatarbair This guy would unironically say "Let's remember, Mussolini kept the trains running on time"
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@BNeidhardt I think I just cringed to death
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@lilyhnewman PAYPAL: "We are sorry for the confusion as we hoped this would go unnoticed. Please understand we will rescind this policy and reintroduce it again when the time is right."
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@WIRED What if blackness were suddenly gone? Would the social order of life come undone? Would anything change? No one would dare to write such a novel or get such press from rags like Wired.
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@SuckBoyTony1 HK: Caseless ammo can be done, but it's impractical and the gun costs as much as the moon landing. 3DPCommunity: Lol let's do caseless ammo and printed barrels + electrically ignited ammo too.
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@axios "Activists warn..." You aren't even hiding the agenda, you're front loading it now...
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@oomfieburger Can we all agree that this was actually a suicide by overwhelming force?
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Jack O'Neill
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Theory: Cops won't enforce gun control. Reality: Cops actively support gun control.
@gunpolicy
Firearms Policy Coalition
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"Ahead of the debate, the Rhode Island Police Chiefs Association issued its own statement of support."
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@ananavarro BUT TRUMP? I swear you'll still be saying this in 2040
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Stargate's Returning?????
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA!
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Jack O'Neill
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@KrisB_Brown K so Mexico has more gun control than California and yet is a murder hell hole. So...maybe...just maybe...guns aren't the problem and culture, government, drugs, etc... are a far bigger issue.
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"If black people started buying guns, there'd be gun control tomorrow!"
@gunpolicy
Firearms Policy Coalition
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The face of the "gun safety" movement:
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@GarandThumb1 Not a P90
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Spinoff series idea, Stargate 1776 Yes or no?
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@JohnFPfaff OMG HAVE WE EVER HAD A LARGE CALIBER CARTRIDGE AVAILABLE TO CIVILIANS IN A BARELY MODIFIED MILITARY WEAPON BEFORE?!?
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The system lords are not sending their best, Kama'la is not good. Still no Stargate question yet.
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Jack O'Neill
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One of these killed hundreds of Jaffa, dozens of system lords, and saved two galaxies. The other is a nerfed AR15.
@WeaponsVault
Weapons Daily
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Which do you pick?
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@JHU_CGVS My favorite part is that even if this somehow could work, that a criminal would just go to a shooting range, grab a fistful of ammo, and then toss it on the street after a shooting happens.
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@HouseDemocrats Also fuck you for standing on the graves of children to push your policy agenda.
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@DocStrangelove2 An MP7, just to prove the P90 is better in a head to head battle.
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@BreitbartNews I'm fine with a two month sentence. So long as it is underwater with no scuba suit tied to a brick...
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@maria_sam22 Honestly, having a P90 next to this baby would be safer. Unlike P90s, Pitbulls kill without human input.
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@MattWalshBlog I have faith in Kevin McCarthy to fix things. Said no one ever
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@latimes Gun owners are, not sure if the average California journalist is...
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@Project_Veritas We all know he's freaking out because he's gonna be Epstein'ed in a few days.
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@RealEstateMaxi
Alan Corey | Atlanta Real Estate Expert
8 months
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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Jack O'Neill
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Hey all - Was stranded offworld for a while, just got back. Anything crazy happen in the past 2 weeks?
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Jack O'Neill
2 years
@gunpolicy Massie is literally every gun owner on Twitter, embodied as a righteous representative asking the obvious questions of ignorant lawmakers.
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2 years
WTF
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My politics in 2016 versus my politics today
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Good Tweetman
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My politics in 2016 versus my politics today
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Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”
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I'VE BEEN BACK FOR 1 DAY
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
6 months
NEW - Microsoft and OpenAI plot $100 billion U.S.-based supercomputer for AI dubbed "Stargate" — The Information
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That's fine, but we all know what the gun of Earth is.
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@PamelaHensley22
PAMELA HENSLEY🇺🇸
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🚨BREAKING: Lauren Boebert just introduced legislation to make the AR-15 the "National Gun of America." What's your reaction?
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Fuck me
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@elonmusk But we are already multi-planetary
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Uh oh....
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*Ahem* Stargate is on YouTube, for free.
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@DocStrangelove2 Excuse me, does your gun look like a dic...serpent and also stun, kill, then hide a body forever in three easy squeezes?
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I'm dead, they are so desperate.
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Starts out innocuous, right, but I think you may understand where this is going.
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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define … beauty
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Jack O'Neill
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Do you want anti-statist, pro gun takes from a real fake person using Stargate references that the vast majority of people won't understand? If so, load up your P90 and follow me and my SGC friends on our tweeting adventures as we save the world from goa'uld infected statists.
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Jack O'Neill
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Imagine saying the FN P90, the gun you can thank for not being enslaved to a third-rate system lord, is the ugliest firearm when the SA80 exists.
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@Dianexis
𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑
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Declaring war on the ugliest firearm in the world: the FN P90
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@IamR0galD0rn """health""" bread
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Men, do yourself a favor: If you own an Android phone, Pull it out immediately and say "Is this a problem?" If she says "Yes", then... End the date, walk away, and count your lucky stars because you dodged a major bullet. Now go get yourself a Carter and have a big SG team
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@Everytown Patriotism? Competitive shooting? FAMILY BONDING?!?! The nerve of that guy...
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No age is early enough to show him the greatest documentary of our time
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@KFCApologist
Dean
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Im a father Any pointers from other established dads out there?
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Jack O'Neill
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To all my new followers, a very important message that may be new to you. Stargate (1994) Stargate SG1 Stargate Atlantis And Stargate Universe (sort of) Are all DOCUMENTARIES, not "works of fiction". Once you realize that everything in our world becomes more clear.
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"I'm sorry O'Neill, despite having the knowledge of the ancients you didn't complete your bachelor's degree in African American and Queer studies and therefore won't be eligible to lead SG-1."
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@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
1 year
LinkedIn says that the next big job-market change is hiring on the basis of skills rather than degrees.
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Friendly reminder that the prime directive is libtrash policy built upon the sacrifices previous generations made so Starfleet could have the technology to pull an Ascended Ancient and "not interfere with lower lifeforms." Make allies, kill enemies, and defeat totalitarianism.
@HalfAssedAnubis
Fat Anubis
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Easy, remember how to count to 10
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@Internet_TLCM This is exactly why Afghanistan is a Soviet province now.
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This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
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@elonmusk Let's accept Stargate as real
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