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Theres no holes on display here you sick freak, Embrace Nihilism and buy my merch

St.Louis, MO
Joined August 2012
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@JPWARHORSE
WARHORSE
6 years
I had a Turnbuckle ripped out of my face during a Wrestling Match and Finished the Match. #AndThatsHowIGotThisScar
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@JPWARHORSE
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3 years
IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD
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@JPWARHORSE
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4 years
A JEDI MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD, WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS
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Marie Bardi-Salinas
4 years
Am I *insane* or does Yaddle (female Yoda on the Jedi Council in PHANTOM MENACE) look like Reba?
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@JPWARHORSE
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2 years
THIS WEBSITE I SWEAR
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@JPWARHORSE
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4 years
CODY SAID I CAN KICK HIS ASS AND TAKE HIS BELT IN 5 MINUTES
@CodyRhodes
Cody Rhodes
4 years
You asked for it, AEW is giving it to you❗️ (but I predict this won’t be long, he doesn’t get outside of 5 minutes with me) 8/7c on @tntdrama
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ITS YOU GUYS THAT HELPED ME RULE ASS TONIGHT, THANK YOU
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All Elite Wrestling
4 years
SOCIAL EXCLUSIVE @JPWARHORSE showed a lot of strength and determination in his match against @CodyRhodes tonight. But needless to say, here are All Elite Wrestling - We all now know that WARHORSE RULES ASS! #AEWDynamite .
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ITS BEEN A ROUGH NIGHT
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@JPWARHORSE
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2 years
WE ARE PREGNANT!!! COMING SOON MAY 4 2023!!!
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4 years
DO YA WANNA BANG HEADS WITH ME?!?!?
@AEWonTV
AEW on TV
4 years
4,000 pounds of raw heavy metal @JPWARHORSE #AEWDynamite
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@JPWARHORSE
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3 years
HITCHED
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2 years
A WOMANS BODY IS HER OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
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2 years
“Who is Danhausen I don’t know him” WELL FIGURE IT OUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET AS WE SPEAK FUCKING GOOGLE HIM
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2 years
I DROVE BRET HART ONE TIME AND WE ALMOST GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT HE SAID “Thanks for keeping me safer than Goldberg”
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3 years
DARKHORSE
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@JPWARHORSE
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3 years
HOW MANY SAUDI PPVS DO THEY RUN VS HOW MANY PEOPLE THEY REALLY NEEDED TO CUT TODAY…
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2 years
WHERE I’M TAKING YOUR MOM
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3 years
DARKHORSE
@jacobpolitte
Jacob Michael Politte
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Hey @JPWARHORSE go rule some ass
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@JPWARHORSE
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2 years
DID YOU WIN?
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1 year
I FUCKIN HATE GHOST
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Don’t claim to be a music fan if you don’t know who this is!
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@AEW
All Elite Wrestling
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👀
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2 years
CRAZY TO THINK THAT STU HART WAS SO OLD THAT HE WRESTLED JESUS
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@JPWARHORSE
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3 years
VIVA LA RAZA
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@JPWARHORSE
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4 years
WWE TALENTS SHOULD GIVE VINCE 30 DAYS TO FIND SOME BIG RUBBER LIPS THAT HE CAN USE TO KISS THEIR ASSES
@WONF4W
Wrestling Observer
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Vince McMahon, WWE give talents 30 days to end third party deals
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@JPWARHORSE
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4 years
ARN ANDERSON IS A SMART FUCKIN GUY
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4 years
DONT BEAT YOURSELF UP DUDE I ALWAYS CONSIDERED YOU A PROFESSIONAL
@CodyRhodes
Cody Rhodes
4 years
It’s a professional versus an amateur - I’m the one with everything to lose
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I NEED A MORTAL KOMBAT LEVEL OF COLOR SWAP KANES ROAMING THE INDIES
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2 years
WE FUSED TOGETHER AND NOW WE ARE THE ASS BANDITS 🤘
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@JPWARHORSE
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8 months
LET THEM FIGHT
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4 years
GLAD YOUR STUPID FUCKING NAME MATCHES YOUR STUPID FUCKING OPINION
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2 years
THINKING ABOUT ALL THE POOR BASTARDS THAT HEARD MASTER OF PUPPETS ON STRANGER THINGS, LIKED IT, LOOKED FOR MORE METALLICA, THEN FOUND ST. ANGER
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OH FUCK YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME SCRUM
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BRAINSPLATTER
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3 years
MARRIAGE LICENSE TODAY, WEDDING TOMORROW 🤘
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4 years
SHE SAID YES 💍
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4 years
I CAN NEVER VOTE FOR A MAN WHO CANT TAKE A STUNNER
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2 years
IF I EVER WON THE RUMBLE, I WOULDNT POINT AT THE MANIA SIGN… I’D SHOOT IT
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2 years
YOU MEAN FUCKING CHESS?
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3 years
YEAH THE OUTCOME WAS WHAT IT WAS… BUT THE CROWD COMING UNGLUED AS I WALKED TO THE RING ERASED OVER A YEAR OF SELF DOUBT… SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT THAT NIGHT I WON
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4 years
THE PLAN IS TO WALK OUT WITH THE TNT CHAMPIONSHIP IN ABOUT 4:59, THEN I WILL GO TO THE SINK AND WASH ALL OF THE BLEACH BLONDE HAIR OFF MY FISTS
@AEW
All Elite Wrestling
4 years
You asked for it. You got it. This Wednesday on Dynamite - @CodyRhodes defends his TNT Championship against the challenger @JPWARHORSE . Watch #AEWDynamite every Wednesday night on @TNTDrama 8e/7c or for our International fans. #AEWonTNT
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DON’T BE POOR? FUCK I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT
@ReneusMeister
Juan Carlos
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Congrats to Braun Strowman for winning the worst Instagram post of 2020 award.
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@JPWARHORSE
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😢
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4 years
LOOK AT THAT BAYBEEEEE
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All Elite Wrestling
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MOST PEOPLE HAVE PLUNGERS THIS GAS STATION HAS THE TURBO SHITTER 2000 COMPLETE WITH POWER GRIP AND TORQUE CONTROL
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3 years
CALLED MY NIECE A SHIT ASS BITCH AND NOW SHES CRYING IN THE BATHROOM
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4 years
WRESTLERS GETTING REAL JOBS
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DEFINITELY GAVE CODY A GOOD THRASHING LAST NIGHT
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WHOS READY TO PARTY WITH THE THRASHMASTER GENERAL?!?!?
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Who's down?
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YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR GRANDMA IF YOU CAN. WARHORSE IS OUT OF GRANDMAS AND CANT DO THAT ANYMORE
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ELBOW DROPPING A CHEESEBURGER FOR THE LOCAL NEWS IN SPOKANE, WA 💪🤘
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4 years
FUCKIN ABYSS WAS ON SMACKDOWN?!?!? EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP THIS IS THE ONLY NEWS!!!!
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2 years
🔥 GWARHORSE 🔥
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WE WENT FROM HAVING KICK ASS NAMES LIKR “Adam Bomb” AND “Mike Awesome” TO HAVING NAMES LIKE “Steven Phillips” AND “Claxston Braxston” WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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3 years
DONT WORRY GUYS I GOT THE NATIVITY UP
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4 years
TRACY: “Y’all remember Stone Cold Steve Austin?” ME: “YEAH!” *EXPECTING A LONG ASS STORY* TRACY: “He was Awesome” *WALKS AWAY* RIP TRACY SMOTHERS, YOU WERE AWESOME
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HEY ALL, @ScottTheWoz HERE
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3 years
ARE YOU ABOUT TO EXPOSE MAGICS BIGGEST SECRETS?!?
@AndradeElIdolo
“EL IDOLO” ANDRADE
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The world is mine! #Andrade #Elidolo #NewFace #Tranquilo #Raza 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
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NEVADA = WRESTLERS CLIMBING LADDERS
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I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS CM PUNKS PROBLEM
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For everyone asking if I’m ok No, I’m not. I haven’t been ok since May 7, 2021. I would show up, put on my paint, and act like everything was fine. It wasnt. Taking a break from All Caps because thats just not who I am right now. For the next month or so I will still try to give…
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AEW TO DANHAUSEN CONFIRMED
@garrettkidney
Garrett Kidney
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Bryan Danielson proudly showing off the tooth he just kicked out of Colt Cabana's mouth.
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BOSTON DAVID PARNELL 7LBS 6OZ BORN MAY 4 10:01PM EMERGENCY C SECTION HAD US WORRIED BUT THIS KID IS ADORABLE AND WE ARE STILL WAITING ON HIM TO CURL THESE 35LB DUMBBELLS
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DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING CAR?
@TheJuliaHart
Princess of the Black Throne
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Get in the car loser🖤
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THIS IS WHAT I AM CHANGING MY NAME TO IF I GO TO NXT
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Rest in Peace Dave Gaab You were my stepdad, but you always treated me like your own son. He lost his battle with cancer today, but he spent his life making everyone around him feel better for knowing him
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That was such a fantastic tribute, I teared up #RIPBrodieLee #AEWDynamite
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RIP Daffney This is awful news, nobody should ever feel alone. Take today to let your friends and family know how much they mean to you, it could make all the difference
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REST IN POWER ANIMAL
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3 years
SHANE MCMAHON TO AEW CONFIRMED
@FiteTV
TrillerTV
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ICYMI What could @DarbyAllin be referring to with these mentions of Chicago and Best in the World? #AEWDynamite #FightForTheFallen is available in select INTL markets from #FITE
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2 years
HE DID WIN
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3 years
HOPE HE SAVES HIS MONEY AND GETS A REAL JOB
@ABleedingCorpse
Rotten Noggin 🧠🗑
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So @JPWARHORSE vs @BraunStrowman is now a real possibility??
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4 years
This is so fucking ridiculous, they should be in jail
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HE JUST RAN ME ACROSS A DAMN FOOTBALL FIELD DUDE NOBODY EVER SAY @JANELABABY IS OUT OF SHAPE
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WARHORSE IS PART BLACKFOOT FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS I LOOK LIKE TATANKA/NIGHTWOLF FUCH CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY
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4 years
My niece wants to be a wrestler, she has for as long as I can remember. Shes only 13. I’m afraid if she actually pursues it like I did and I don’t train her, something may happen to her. I’m glad we are cleaning up professional wrestling, this should have happened years ago
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NOT SURE IF YOU ARE GONNA SEE THIS, BUT THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS I’VE EVER BEEN APART OF THANK YOU KYLIE, I HOPE YOU FIND WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT BOTH PUNK AND KENTA GAVE DANHAUSEN THE “GO 2 SLEEP” AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
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NOBODY TOLD ME TAKESHITA WAS IN THE GOD DAMN JUNIOR OLYMPICS FOR TRACK AND FIELD
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BRING ON THE VIOLENCE 🤘
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3 years
STOP TAGGING ME IN THIS SHIT THIS LADY FUCKIN SUCKS
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4 years
HOW YOU LOOK DOING BATISTAS ENTRANCE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
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King of the Hill Screens
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I LIKE INTERGENDER WRESTLING, AND @IamKylieRae IS ONE OF THE BEST WRESTLERS I HAVE EVER FACED IN THE RING
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I’ve been very fortunate to do some pretty weird stuff
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3 years
HE DISAPPEARED OUT OF THE AMBULANCE? IS SHAQ THE FUCKIN UNDERTAKER NOW?
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3 years
WE FOUND HIM
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THIS LADY FUCKED AN AUTOBOT
@misskittyf
💖💜💙 Prideful Ashley 💙💜💖
4 years
Anyway, here’s a truly bizarre maternity photo a friend shared from a Facebook group called “Only Way Is Trucking.”
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EVERYONE SAYS YOU WONT MAKE IT FAR, UNTIL YOU DO. AND SO FAR THIS YEAR WARHORSE HAS: - FOUGHT LIKE HELL ON @AEWonTNT - BECAME A CHARACTER IN @RetrosoftStudio - HAD A DOCUMENTARY BY @kenjohnson1028 - FEATURED IN THE BRAND NEW @ComicWarhausen JUST GO WITH YOUR GUT
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PETITION TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE “POWERBOMB” TO THE “DICK IN THE FACE SLAM” ALL IN FAVOR SAY AYE
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NOVEMBER 30TH VS DECEMBER 1ST
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2 years
@kiddbanditpro WHEN DOES WRESTLING TURN ME INTO A HOT CHICK THIS IS BULLSHIT
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4 years
HAHAHA GET READY TO EAT AN ELBOW DROP JACKASS
@LoganPaul
Logan Paul
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$10,000 to any influencer who can beat me in a wrestling match
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I HAVE ZERO ADVICE ON HOW TO COUNTER THIS PROPERLY
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3 years
I HEARD THEY BANNED TRUMPS RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT TOO
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SERIOUSLY WHY WAS THERE A NEW STEINER ON TV TONIGHT AND HIS NAME WAS WRONG AND HIS MUSIC DIDNT GO WEE WOO WEE WOO
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