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3 years
Morrison - "We are one and free" When he locked up these girls they were "one and three"
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2 years
Albanese: - "... it is unbelievable the government has told people to not go and get tested, but to test themselves with a rapid antigen test that isn't available, and isn't affordable ... This is a public policy failure the like of which we haven't seen in this country before."
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2 years
Quite a brilliant toon ...
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2 years
One minute you're Prime Minister, the next you're a raving religious fruit loop. Funny old world.
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3 years
Dutton: - "the released men had been assessed as not being a threat." ... however, I'm keeping these two tots caged purely for my delight in the cruelty.
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2 years
Okay ... Scott, lean over the table ... no, a bit more ... yep, that's it. Pretend to say something profound. Now raise your arm to the map - pretending (Lol!) to be a real hero - like Zelensky. Yessss ... that's it - CLICK!
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2 years
It's like that part near the end of a movie, where the evil protagonists think they've gotten away with it.
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2 years
Morrison - I haven't been to Hillsong for about 15 years. Here he and Jenny are at a Hillsong conference - 2019
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7NEWS Sydney
5 years
Australia needs more love and prayer: that's the message @ScottMorrisonMP gave in his address at the @hillsong Conference. Tens of thousands of people travelled to Sydney from around the world for the week-long celebration. @amberlaidler7 #HillsongConf #7NEWS
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2 years
Who believes the Prime Minister's wife has had to resort to driving around to find RATs at chemists or wherever?
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4 years
My blood is boiling over this Jenny Morrison - "oh it's so hard in isolation" puff piece. This woman's sadistic arse of a husband sent a family - one little family - to Christmas Island to be secluded in captivity. Now THAT is ISOLATION!
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4 years
I'm thinking the best form of "hazard reduction" is voting out this corrupt, climate change denying, coal-fondling govt at the earliest opportunity. Agree?
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4 years
Scottie reckons convening parliament is a bit dangerous. ... because people gather.
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6 years
Angela channels the world ...
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4 years
I'm starting to wonder if Morrison is the full quid. Who goes to a place, casually overlooks two deaths - proclaims one third of the location is "obviously decimated" then swings straight into a spiel that the other two thirds are open for business. I just can't ...
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3 years
Excuse me, @JoeBiden Before you take too much advice from Scott Morrison, this was his Prime Ministerial exhortation even as our state premiers took control - and saved us.
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2 years
How did you feel Jen, when you saw this?
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2 years
How abut a two-year limit on brainless fuckwits in the Senate?
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2 years
Anyone heard anything from our federal government condemning this?
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3 years
Well, now ... doesn't this look even more ridiculous.
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2 years
This way to the PM disposal chute.
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2 years
Why is that koala not smiling?
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6 months
Scott Morrison and Boris Johnson fly into Israel
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3 years
Asked a question on the two tragic deaths. "We're all responsible for our own health." Hideous response ...
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2 years
Always fascinating how over time the evil within manages to imprint itself upon a person's features.
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2 years
What sort of man would label an Independent Commission Against Corruption - a kangaroo court?
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4 years
The man who proudly posed in front of cages in which he intended to impound innocent people, says ... Australia is in danger of losing its humanity during the pandemic.
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Coalition Tea Lady
5 years
I'm perpetually dumbfounded how this intellectually challenged woman, who can barely string a faltering sentence together, and her various shyster henchmen have managed to grab so much power. What are we Australia?
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2 years
Never forget this ... Morrison: - "private industry" had expressed concern the government would "come in and tests will be handed out to anyone who wants one". "It was agreed today that will not be the policy in Australia."
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2 years
Why are folks critical of Australian MSM? Beats me.
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2 years
This dingbat telling people to contact their GPs to have their RATs result put into the system. Hearing from various GPs on twitter that there is no "system" to cater for such a thing. Makes it up as he goes along - he is a disgrace!
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2 years
Hospitals overwhelmed ... testing and medical staff exhausted. Covid infection rates soaring. Morrison: - "Here is a fish."
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3 months
Never been more ashamed of a government. Cutting aid funding to people who are being starved and massacred. Disgraceful!
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3 years
Can someone explain to me "why" any human is given an exemption from quarantine upon returning to Australia?
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2 years
Field Marshal Morrison still trying to locate Lismore.
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5 years
Well then ...
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3 years
Goodness, how I dislike this man.
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2 years
At the height of Australia's Covid crisis ...
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4 years
Mathias Cormann calls Black Lives Matter protesters 'incredibly self-indulgent' He knows all about self-indulgence ...
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2 years
Now prefers to be known as Mister Ed
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Coalition Tea Lady
7 months
We lit up the Opera House for this?
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John Hudson
7 months
Netanyahu: “We will not allow humanitarian assistance in the form of food and medicines from our territory to the Gaza strip”
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4 years
25.5 million people in Australia ... and this is the calibre of the one who rose to the top. Our Prime Minister during the Oppositions budget reply. 🤔
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Coalition Tea Lady
2 years
Well then ...
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2 years
So the so-called Disaster Fund - which they refuse to tap ... was set up to serve as an interest-accumulating money-spinner for the federal Coalition?
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4 years
Funny old world ... in England they are tearing down statues of slavers and tossing them into the harbour. In Australia, we are giving honours to a bastard who banished desperate people to offshore islands, locked them up and threw away the key.
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3 years
A look of exquisite contempt.
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2 years
I truly hope we never see the likes of this dreadful leader again.
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4 years
Tim Smith is to Keating ... as Pauline Hanson is to Shakespeare. Yes?
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2 years
"That is our goal, to live with this virus, not to live in fear of it ... We should not delay it. We should prepare for it. We should not fear it. We should embrace it. And we should move forward together"
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Coalition Tea Lady
3 years
The face of a man who spent the morning playing dress-ups, pretending solidarity with the workers. Being heartily booed at the "footy" ... and now suspecting the plebs are onto his charade.
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2 years
Can't wait for Morrison tomorrow denying he had a hair cut.
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2 years
Roosevelt: "... let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is...fear itself" Churchill: “Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.” Morrison: "I love utes. How good are utes? And how good would a big ute be?"
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3 years
"Australian treasurer uses Holocaust Memorial Day to call on all good people to ‘take on hate wherever we see it" Okay ...
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2 years
🎶Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing his lies with his words Killing me softly with his schtick🎶
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3 years
When you listen to Dan Andrews announcing a lockdown, with clarity and command. You realise that Berejiklian and her team sound like a bunch of ignorant yokels.
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2 years
A Win Win for Australia ...
@BilalCleland
Bilal Cleland
2 years
Sky News Australia will lose a large chunk of its audience in July after it was dumped by regional broadcaster Win, which has carried the pay TV channel in Tasmania, regional Western Australia, Victoria, Queensland and southern NSW since August 2018.
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2 years
What he means is "my family".
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3 years
Have I got this right? Joshie and Scott want WA, which isn't in lockdown, and whose economy is rattling along just fine, to be deliberately infected with the virus, which will cause lockdowns and destroy the economy. All to say - well, As Gladys learned, you can't stop Delta!
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3 years
I understand this is some kind of mourning-wear ... but if Jenny's excessively austere presentation here doesn't alert you to Morrison's ideas of a woman's place, then you're not paying attention.
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2 years
A national crisis and these two dipsticks are calling the shots. I mean really ...
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2 years
Of course, he told that stupid story about Jen driving around to find RATs because he thinks he can still con people that he's just a regular guy with regular issues. And he apparently believes we're that gullible.
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3 years
Do you think they're onto us?
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3 years
Can someone send this to Prince Charles ... and tell him these are the guys responsible for Australia's climate change policies.
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3 years
Morrison: - "And I'm deeply troubled by the way social media is corroding respect and dignity in how we deal with each other." From Mr Respect himself ...
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10 months
This shifty git can always be found holidaying abroad during our defining moments.
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2 years
Morrison: - "No. You’re defined as an individual, amazing creation of God," Here's me in posing in front of a cage in the detention centre I reopened, and specifically designed to incarcerate God's "amazing creations".
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3 years
While we had an inkling that this slippery character would embarrass us on the international stage ... he appears to have exceeded all expectations.
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3 years
Frankly, the women in the monstrously cruel government are just as bad as the men.
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2 years
Wow! ... so refreshing to see a premier taking note of the facts and reacting appropriately. A breath of fresh air after Morrison and Perrottet's reckless behaviour. Thanks @MarkMcGowanMP
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2 years
I hear Hillsong is prancing around the media outlets, being courted by the press. Meanwhile, the "real" Christians are ...
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4 years
Ladies and Gentlemen ... I present a Prime Minister totally out of his depth. 👇
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David Marler
4 years
"So long as Australians keep being Australians we'll get through this together." Scott Morrison's #covid19 advice to the nation. #auspol #qldpol
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4 years
"You might question how, as one of the twitterati put it, the PM "had time to meet with 21 religious leaders in August on the religious freedom bill but no time to meet [23] experts on fire season."
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1 year
Not a surprise ... Dutton spent much of his time during the Morrison Government abusing a Standing Order, racing to the box to move that Members "no longer be heard". Shutting down "Voices" is his raison d'être.
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3 years
This shyster is so devoid of substance and self-awareness that he returns from his disastrous international odyssey and thinks his hackneyed curry schtick is going to save him.
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2 years
Amazing stuff, this curry ... the minute you start cooking it, your flabby paunch evaporates into thin air!
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3 years
I mean really ... is he ten years-old?
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2 years
If you were wondering about Dutton's discernment ... Truss - "incredibly intelligent, pragmatic and courageous"
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2 years
So now he's going around nicking all the privately ordered RATs? We have to start asking ourselves - is this guy all there?
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2 years
Something .. something ... Albanese ... (Looks a little worried to me) 😆
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3 years
Big fork in the road for Australian journalism at this juncture. Choice between holding power to account - or not.
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4 years
Never takes responsibility ... turns his back in parliament. Slovenly, incompetent and discourteous. What a guy!
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2 years
BREAKING: - Morrison to hold presser so youse all don't think he's in Aspen.
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2 years
Can someone inform he who does not hold a hose that there is a serious flood situation unfolding in southeast Queensland. Thanks ...
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3 years
I won!
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2 years
"Prior to the brain bleed, she had been on JobSeeker - which was suspended while she was comatose because she couldn’t report her income. When she then tried to apply for the Disability Support Pension, she was rejected."
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3 years
This holds up well ... as long as his 'neighbours' aren't refugees, the unemployed, the homeless - or these little girls whom he delights in tormenting.
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3 years
One of them flatly refused to build purposed quarantine - and the other one let Delta rip the first chance she got.
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Coalition Tea Lady
6 months
At least 9,770 Palestinians, including 4,880 children, killed by Israeli attacks since October 7 And this washed-up clown goes to show solidarity with the perpetrators.
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Coalition Tea Lady
2 years
You'd have to imagine that they didn't realise the extent of the footage of Landry laughing merrily at Albo's reply when they embarked on their gaslighting presser. Not particularly bright, this lot.
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6 months
How this blundering oaf operates. 1. Buggers off to a holiday island while his country undergoes a disaster. 2. Inserts himself into another country's genocidal offensive for publicity.
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6 months
The candour and astuteness of this woman brings into sharp relief the many pissants drifting around the Oz Media landscape. If anything sums it up, it's this pic.
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3 years
You'd never know I'm actually a sadistic bastard who has locked away another family with two little daughters. Smile for the camera darlings ...
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8 months
Has this malevolent naysayer ever contributed one single positive thing to Australia in his whole mean and miserable political career?
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5 years
All you have to do is look at him. I've rarely seen anyone quite this smug. His eventual downfall will be a glorious moment.
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2 years
So, you're telling me this isn't Lismore? I beg to differ. I have a degree in some kind of geography thingy.
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2 years
Brilliant ...
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3 years
Mr19 noted that Morrison was angrier with China about the criticism than he was about the allegations against the SAS.
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2 years
Idiot ...
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