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@HumbleGuru

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Conservative Views, patriotic mind-set. I am SO BLESSED to have a beautiful family and to have been born in the greatest country on the planet.

Denver, CO
Joined February 2009
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@HumbleGuru
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The overwhelming majority of Americans feel like they need to start arming up to defend their families against hordes of illegals, gang violence, cartel insurgencies and of course illegal incursions into their property by the government.
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Dear Clarence Thomas and far-right Supreme Court justices, Please tell the American people again how an AR-15 fitted with a bump stock is not a machine gun. Fuck y'all. Sincerely, the overwhelming majority of American people.
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@zacharyebell Scope appears to be mounted in reverse. Awfully short barrel to bother with a scope. You either set it up for CQC or accuracy at distance, but not both at the same time.
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@HumbleGuru
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@FBI I wouldn't trust the @fbi to watch my lunch while I went to bathroom, let alone information about me and my family. that's a hard pass for me.
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@HumbleGuru
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@xbtGBH Species is defined as the group of animals that can inner breed, so if there is a group of humans out there that cannot breed with another group, we have more than one human species.
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@BadLegalTakes If the mall insists on being a gun free zone. They have become responsible for the safety for everyone in the mall. Any shoppers who are injured due to an active shooter situation are fully within their rights to sue the owner of the mall for everything they have.
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@HumbleGuru
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@MrAndyNgo Superglue: a strong, fast drying adhesive made possible by industrial processes based on the refinement of oil.
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@HumbleGuru
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@EnbossFoster So you take high speed rail to visit a town in another state. Then what, rent a bike, take a city bus while visiting? I'll pass!
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@HumbleGuru
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@getrawmilk 90 percent of the gear they are using/wearing was likely ordered online and came to them via a 16 wheeler truck like they are disabling in the video.
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@HumbleGuru
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@TSFights Damn if you're so particular about how your food is prepared, try learning how to cook for yourself.
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@HumbleGuru
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@vegastarr It may receive 5G but that little component is too small to be able to push any significant RF energy. Likely used to broadcast a working/not working status so they can be repaired as needed.
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@HumbleGuru
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@LuckySupremacyy @KarenFootage If a sticker is oppressing you, you got much bigger problems than we can help you with here today.
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@HumbleGuru
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This appears to be the boy's first real interaction with reality. VR goggles and minecraft can only teach a kid so much.
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When trash cans fight back... And win! 😜 🤷‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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@HumbleGuru
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Nobody comes to America's aid when we need help.
Dear World, We are being invaded. America
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@HumbleGuru
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@Tactical_review So, only the military and police can have guns...got it...what could go wrong?
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@Tactical_review Send your request to the Taliban. I hear they have several thousand new M4's compliments of the US tax payer.
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@superyayadize @conservativma I get the feeling ahe could do that all day long.
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@HumbleGuru
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@bethannieoakley Liberalism suceeds because there are so many willfully oblivious people for the Democrats and media to manipulate. @bethannyoakley is case in point.
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@HumbleGuru
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Exactly, this is a hill worth dying on. There wont be any more hills if we bail out on this one.
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@HumbleGuru
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Wow, the only campaign promise @JoeBiden actually kept. Shutting down the oil industry in America.
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WATCH - US Senator Joe Manchin asks federal Interior Secretary Deb Haaland about a memo cancelling oil drilling lease sales, which appears to be based on politics - not economics or security.
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@HumbleGuru
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In a year this business will either be vacant or burned to the ground. Going to look like Baltimore before too long.
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Louisville now 🤔
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Lying, cheating, conniving Democrats suck.
@jjauthor
Janie Johnson - America is Exceptional
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DEMOCRATS SUCK!
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@HumbleGuru
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When your rocket absolutely has to arrive in perfect shape. Pack it like this!
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@HumbleGuru
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4 years
I work in IT and YES, that would be awesome. Start with Outlook please.
@TheAliceSmith
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If someone would tell Bill Gates to concentrate on fixing the bugs in his software and stay out of politics & medicine, that would be great.
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@HumbleGuru
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@Texas_Made956 And if the lunch that was served was peanut butter and jelly sandwiches they would be livid that their culture was being ignored. You can never win with the left.
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@MemeHOFer @InsaneRealitys all he did was wiggle the charging handle back and fourth, the bolt that holds the chambered round was not opened and checked.
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@HumbleGuru
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@AlanGrayson My CONSERVATIVE mother would flog you like a rented mule. You're better off having another helping of yams.
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@HumbleGuru
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4 years
Absolutely! And he will turn up fraud in every state he sues.
@MoooPapa
🇺🇸 Papa Mooo 🇺🇸🔨🐄
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Newt Gingrich urges Trump to file lawsuits 'in every single state'
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@HumbleGuru
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@Right_Side_FJB Boy I sure hope there's more to connecting a gas stove than just a friction fit rubber hose. That is a recipe for disaster.
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@HumbleGuru
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@Tactical_review @Asianblockguy1 Get a video of you or someone going in and buying a gun without filling out and filing a background check before being allowed to buy a gun...any gun. We'll wait....
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@HumbleGuru
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me too!
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@HumbleGuru
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@Sarahwaugh20 @wmslamcan @KurtSchlichter Let's have a conversation about hair color. That's about as relevant as skin color...boring.
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@HumbleGuru
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@wilderpatriot Trust me, the engineers and doctors to be at that school are in their dorms studying. The gender studies and environmental justice majors are out there raising a stink (literally).
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@irapax33 @FoxNews then delete it.
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@JoePCunningham If the government tells you to get vaccinated, you don't need to get vaccinated.
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@HumbleGuru
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I don't even own any #nike shit to burn. after their hijab bullshit...
@sclancy79
Sean Clancy
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First the @NFL forces me to choose between my favorite sport and my country. I chose country. Then @Nike forces me to choose between my favorite shoes and my country. Since when did the American Flag and the National Anthem become offensive?
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@HumbleGuru
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@RetroCoast spark plugs, bowie knife, AeroSmith casette, comb, Hooker Headers sticker, Wrigley Spearmint gum wrappers.
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@HumbleGuru
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@thedelitesite People loose sight of the fact that we live in a closed system. Pour bleach down the drain and be drinking/cooking/bathing in it later.
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@HumbleGuru
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@SquillMama As soon as someone comes up with a better battery that doesn't use cobalt, the Congo gets even poorer than they are now. If a company shows up to automate the processing of cobalt, the kids starve. No easy solutions here.
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@HumbleGuru
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My money says they don't keep it together past the first @Starbucks they pass.
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@johnpecco1 Why does this guy not have his own radio or youtube channel?
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@HumbleGuru
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@KaitMarieox Going to be doing try-on hauls from gun stores? Model all the latest #CCW holsters?
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@HumbleGuru
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@Wamkota1 @crazyclips_ Thats how I'm going to be when my kids go out and get jobs.
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@HumbleGuru
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@matosortho @JulieReichwein1 Technical question...how do I put that on loop as my wallpaper?
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@HumbleGuru
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@twitter wants to be the babysitter. Theyre going to find themselves in an anti trust lawsuit. Where is my popcorn?
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@johnstraub1961 @MattWalshBlog Try again, only this time, do the parents of the rioters. What were their kids doing burning down businesses and torching cars late at night?
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@HumbleGuru
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When you teach your kids to hate their culture and embrace all others, this is what you get.
@SusanGPatriot
Susan❤️ UnitedWeStand
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#PPSF #P4E #P19 #4USA #TheFamily #PaintTheCountryRed Coming to a town near You, Folks. The 2A is the only thing preventing this. Socialism/Marxism Destroys Societies. #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder It truly is.
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@HumbleGuru
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@FreyjaTarte Naw, dont come back. Thats okay.
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@Luke_Mosiman @KariLake That was a bit snarky, maybe press her further on why she's afraid to tell the voters where she stands.
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@BadOpinions5 @MZHemingway well, were waiting....
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@ZeroDarkKitty
🇺🇸 TheKitty 🇺🇸
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#THIS 😼🇺🇸
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@HumbleGuru
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@its_the_Dr Someone needs to go to jail.
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@HumbleGuru
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@MAGAPATRIOT_TGM @KaraMar111 Not to mention how much taxpayer money was laundered through foreign aid back to the Biden family over the years.
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@HumbleGuru
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@ScottBaio You're holding up a lot better than Fonzie. Liberalism ages you faster than conservatism. Its true. #HappyDays
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@HumbleGuru
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There is NO WAY I am relinquishing my right to defend myself to a bureaucracy lacking the discipline to even submit a damned budget! #NRA
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@HumbleGuru
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Hence the pandemic of obesity in this country.
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@HumbleGuru
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You and me both!
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@HumbleGuru
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@Pplwith1IQ Hey, kids! check this new trend! Impress your friends, amaze the girls, set yourself on fire, see how far away from the lake you can ignite yourself before tripping and burning the top layer of skin off your body!!
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@KariLake Had they shown up with pro choice beanies, they would have been welcomed with open arms, the media would have showcased the whole event.
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@HumbleGuru
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No need to shoot the birds, just hire a few screechy Karens to stand there and be outraged over something...bird problem solved.
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@HumbleGuru
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@GhostGcom Curious how they know what products he recently purchased...
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@ViciousVideos Not that is the literal definition of "ghost rider"
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@wilderpatriot Who owns congress? Who owns that house? The people do!
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@jennajameson @Jessi_Flawless Those tattoos look like random stickers on a tool box. Only you can't peel them off when you get tired of looking at them.
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@HumbleGuru
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@Alphafox78 Because being a skank is easier than a 9to5 job so if they can find a sugar daddy...
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If women are paid less than men, why hire men? Hire all women and save a ton of money...oh yeah, women dont want to pave roads, lay bricks, clean the sewer, or machine replacement parts.
@vancemurphy
Vance Murphy
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@HillaryClinton Women are not paid less than men. This has been disproven 1000x over.
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@HumbleGuru
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Every crisis is an opportunity for the left.
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@detectfights As a CCW holder I used to set my pistol in easy to access places that I felt were out of reach of the kids. Invariably they discovered the location and had to keep moving it. Now, I never leave it anywhere but on my person or in the safe.
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@HumbleGuru
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Media incites riots, kid shoots mindless rioters, media tries to convict kid in court of public opinion, loses, claims it's a dangerous precedent to defend against rioters. Public not buying media bullshit anymore.
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@HumbleGuru
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@AmerSave Everyone claps...not realizing that they are among those he plans to eliminate.
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@HumbleGuru
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First ask yourself, is the person who stole my car a liberal? If yes, then you're never getting your car back.
@RantingPhantom
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Hmm 🤔 So, let's say a thief stole my car & I know who it is; but I can't prove it, even though it's obvious he's driving my car. Let's say past a certain date I prove the guy driving my car did indeed steal it. Am I not entitled to get my car back & the thief goes to prison 🧐
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@savemy808 Wait...I think I've seen this, or lived it.
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@HumbleGuru
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The more Trump accomplishes, the better the economy, the more popular he will be w the people. The less popular the media. Pick your side.
@corinnec
Corinne Clark Barron
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ATTN SOFT Rs: The media hates YOU too. No matter how much they like your tweets. No matter how much you hate Trump. They will never like you
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@andItoldyaso get a paternity test and deal accordingly.
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@CholeraFan @TheAliceSmith Public schools are not much more than indoctrination camps.socialism, global warming, feminism are all they push. Academics are secondary. If you surrender your child to the state, you get what you deserve.
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@HumbleGuru
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@NRDC If EVs are so amazing and efficient, people would be buying them like crazy, but without government subsidies, EVs are DEAD. They are a waste of money!
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@WallStreetSilv I have been trying to come up with a way to explain exactly this for a long time. "Free range human on a tax farm" is about as concise as it gets.
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@HumbleGuru
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If you have to ask for evidence, diven how much is easily found on twitter and youtube, you probably wouldnt believe it anyway. The evidence is overwhelming. The left is fine with cheating if they benefit.
@mjgranger1
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@RobinDallasTX @GeorgeWBiscuit @CodeMonkeyZ Thank you. The Left can only say, “Where’s the evidence?” While at the same time offering NOTHING in the way of what they mean by evidence, while ignoring the evidence right in front of them!
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And thats how Kim got her free dildo that she loved so much.
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The most epic troll drive by Ever 🤭 🙅‍♂️
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@HumbleGuru
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@wilderpatriot When you're both nice AND proficient, you also must be intelligent. And with that, set a goal for yourself to move on to a new job every two to three years so you don't get stuck in this situation.
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@HumbleGuru
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@Jimmy65462659 @betseyross She had to pick up 10 for the big guy.
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@HumbleGuru
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Duh..these Invaders will do what we Americans won't, and that's vote Democrat.
@ScottPresler
ThePersistence
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I was out protesting on a busy street corner & while a democrat woman was yelling at me, the black man driving behind her was honking in support. Let's come together & defeat the democrat party this November. #ToyotaCenter
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@HumbleGuru
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How would you like to pay for that ma'am? Let me pull out my snazzy Channel handbag and show you!
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Renee 🇺🇸 WE WILL NOT COMPLY
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I think I need a new purse!
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@HumbleGuru
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@WolvesUnited3 Okay so it's a kid packin grocery getter, but it only gets 16mpg! Suck it Greta!
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@HumbleGuru
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@Coloradosearch1 Stained upholstery
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@HumbleGuru
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Trump doesn't give a shit who you wanna bone. Why does it have to be government business anyway?
@pulpie1973
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@peterboykin Gays for Trump but Trump is not for gays🙄
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@HumbleGuru
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@closecalls7 Just your average under water alien taking a stroll along the beach.
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@HumbleGuru
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@HillaryClinton 6 BILLION dollars unaccounted for while you were Sec. State. #numbers
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@seanpower9 @9NewsAUS If only the shopkeeper had a gun, there would be a few less dirt bags in Australia. Criminals still have guns. #2A
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@yashar Looks like they are risking their lives just to replace the hijab with a useless covid mask.
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I like it!
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@RepSwalwell This is certainly the box Trump himself packed before leaving the WH. Then the FBI showed up a few months back, looked at all these docs and said, put an extra lock on the storage room. Then came back, armed to the teeth and laid them out and took pics. Got it!
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@Snitfit Someone has to be the martyr.
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@1BoysFan I never understand people owning such amazing things and spend their entire lives hiding them away, then die and someone else gets to enjoy them.
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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Everyone in the world would get like 5 dollars if my math is correct.
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@HumbleGuru
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I'm white, my kids are white... COME AT ME, BRO!
@stvnesly
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Read this it's it total communist regime.
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@HumbleGuru
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@libsoftiktok It just pains the collectivists who work for the state that there are so many traditional Americans who refuse to worship the state, but instead choose to embrace the ideals this country was originally founded upon.
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@msjeannerogers @lindarutter They cheated to win the last presidential election and got away with it, why would they ever conduct an election fairly going forward?
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