Mark Hubbard @HomelessHubbs Twitter profile

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

I apologize in advance...

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@PGATOUR Thanks for the no tag, just lost me the #pip

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

11 months

I might be the drunkest I’ve ever been at 7 in the morning… @ntaylorgolf59 you are my hero

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Can’t get this song out of my head... @PGATOUR @THEPLAYERSChamp

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Hey @PGATOUR stat guys...how many people in the history of Riv have hit it in the front of the front bunker on #10 , got it up and down for birdie, and left it short of the pin on the green down wind? Nvm I know...it’s 1. 1 person. That was F@%&ING UNBELIEVABLE @maxhoma23

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Tell me your wife is 38 weeks pregnant without telling me your wife is 38 weeks pregnant...I’ll start...🤣🤣💀💀

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

@ColtKnost You know what moved...the tip of my junk when he holed it from there. Y’all can kick rocks

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Disappointed with the lack of kicks he received today...there’s always tomorrow @ValsparChamp @PGATOUR

Nathan Hubbard

@NathanCHubbard

3 years

At the Valspar championship this week, players can put whatever name they want on the back of their caddies. Some golfers chose their social handle, others a nickname, @HomelessHubbs chose this

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

Locked and loaded...

Kevin Russell

@ktrglobalhoops

4 years

@RiggsBarstool gonna be a long week for this guy ... #hackers #golfishard

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Ride her till she bucks ya or don’t ride at all! @StraightDown @hubspeanuts

Nathan Hubbard

@NathanCHubbard

3 years

My brother @HomelessHubbs refuses to spend 💵 and still drives his 2010 Honda CRV. He drove to New Orleans from home in Houston to play the @PGATOUR event this week, and it took him 20 minutes to get through security yesterday because nobody believed he was actually a player🏌️‍♂️🤣

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@maxhoma23 I’m thankful for gimmies, foot wedges, stopping for lunch at the turn, and cold beers after the round in a locker room bar that smells of rich mahogany. So great we can play the same sport and appreciate such different parts of the game! Happy Thanksgiving big guy!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@maxhoma23 If only there was something like an app or a website you could find the answers to these sort of questions on...imagine tweeting Lebrun instead of just looking at the ESPN app 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

The airport in Bermuda currently holds the highest hangover per capita rate in the entire world

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

Anytime I don’t like something the rest of the year, I’m just going to write and complain to the @NBA league office. Missed 4 footer... @NBA league office. Flat tire... @NBA league office. Ordered waffle fries but got regular ones...talk to the waiter? Nope league office.

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@maxhoma23 I’m kinda broke, wanna fight? Shake hands and pull out gloves on 18?

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@maxhoma23 Preach 🙌

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

Oh god. DJs ball just stayed up on 15. @NoLayingUp is going to lose his f-ing mind...

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

The @travelerschamp is always one of my favorite @pgatour events of the year! When the Hubbards first came to America they landed in Cromwell, CT and I’ve always felt at home there. Thanks for another great week! Cheers!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

Down two bags in two months. Hope this tape job holds up in the rain this weekend @RBCCanadianOpen @PGATOUR

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

5 years

If @tonyromo is busy beating me @SafewayOpen , who is manning the Corona Hotline?!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

Another amazing week for @Joel_Dahmen at the @CoralesChamp . Glad me and @NateLashley could be a part of it!🤢

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

5 years

To everyone who is texting me with congrats and support, I love you and thank you! I promise I will hit you up tomorrow when I am hungover on my couch. For now, go @astros

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@maxhoma23 Bill sorta looks like the Shermanator which makes me think he has a point since he did score Nadia in the end…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

This post is more entertaining if you play “marry, f***, kill” with each group

Golf Digest

@GolfDigest

1 year

Which group are you joining? 🤔

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

11 months

@cameron_watson4 @ntaylorgolf59 Yes

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

11 months

I don’t know I find out all of my information from text chains and ESPN alerts like the rest of you so stop texting me

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@NathanCHubbard @PGATOUR It’s nice of you to point this out as a completely unbiased onlooker with absolutely zero family members trying to play

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

11 months

@maxhoma23 I thought it was what happened when you yawned but your salivary gland went rogue and you squirt spit out of your mouth like a goddam viper

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Sam just hit one that was a 10/10 and Max’s was still 8000 times better...

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

Can we get a shot tracer please!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@DFSgolfer23 @d0wnsideofme It’s the reverse jinx. Been doin it since Canadian tour days. If you are on the cut line just start drinking like you have nothing to do all weekend and the universe will move the cut line and make you wish you were right

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

7 months

I know the @PGATOUR app is glitching but these rankings still feel accurate

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

@ferriter_drake @maxhoma23 I’ve been hacking it myself too so I’m looking for alternative cash flow...this sounds like a great business opportunity. I’ll back Max and you can give him two a side and play for $1000 ever day and I’ll make $365,000 this year sitting in a cart 🤝

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@GolfChannel @espn @PGATOUR please god we need this coverage in the morning. My alarm is set for 6:45 and I plan to have a beer in hand watching it…please don’t let me down!

Nathan Hubbard

@NathanCHubbard

2 years

Play suspended at the Wyndham, with Austin Smotherman, the guy who currently sits as last man into the top 125 who keep their card, one shot out of making the cut, with a 12 foot birdie putt on his 17th hole 👀

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

11 months

@ntaylorgolf59 @JustinTrudeau @RBCCanadianOpen Don’t thank him, take his job! Nick for President! Or prime minister…or king…or whatever you guys have up there? Lord Commander?

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

8 years

I'm starting to think that the @USGA told Roy McAvoy his only option on 18 was to re-hit. #tincupgotrobbed

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

@dylan_dethier And I got up and down on 18 to beat last place by like 5 shots so…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

This week @FortinetChamp @PGATOUR Concert raging 100ft from my room: noise machine No courtesy cars: inventory’s short, I get it No family credentials: no biggy No burger dogs: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS We have to draw the line somewhere people! #wholetthedogsout #notNapa

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

I don’t care who you are, or what your political and social stances are…I think we can all agree that this is the dumbest study and the most erroneous conclusion science has ever brought us

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

6 years

-26 (-12,-14) last two weeks on @WebDotComTour Earnings: $11,195 Same scores on the @PGATOUR the last two weeks: $1,271,200 😃🔫 #playbetterpro #hopeIcanpayrent

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

If anyone is wondering what the difference is between pro golf and good golf at your country club, I just hit a shot with Lil John in the background singing and I quote “up in the bath tub rub-a-dub-dubbin”

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@AmandaGolf59 @TwitterSupport Not pointing any fingers but…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

6 months

@Joel_Dahmen Wait patiently for me at my gate and welcome me off my plane with an ice cold beer…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

5 years

Didn’t think this week could get much better...and then I look at Twitter and see this! Thanks so much @garyplayer for the kind and wise words! Holy cow, the Black Knight knows who I am!!!

GARY PLAYER

@garyplayer

5 years

Many congratulations on your first @WebDotComTour title @HomelessHubbs . Speechless indeed. Enjoy the win but now time to put in even more hard work. Best. GP

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@thesleezyman Such a joke. Thought we made a rule to get rid of this. Honestly feel embarrassed for our sport that this is still happening. U seem like a guy who can get stuff so find me this call in number and one for the NBA cause I have some thoughts on rules and somebody bout to hear em...

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

11 months

One more… @nuggets

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

New bag ( @LOCALiQSports ), with fully custom dry erase board. This is going to get fun. @RichEisenShow & @richeisen idea first on the board. #YourAdHere

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@d0wnsideofme No legend here…just an interested onlooker who is going to be hungover/still drunk on the course tomorrow if he misses it and pars 9

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@ColtKnost @USGA Why is there nowhere to watch the morning round? My daughter just got my hungover a$$ up at 6:45 and we wanna watch some golf! FaceTime?!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Landed on a duck’s back and it swam to the other side of the lake

Nathan Hubbard

@NathanCHubbard

3 years

yes hello 911 I’d like to report a ghost

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

6 months

Will fuckin Lutz y’all. I just lost so much money and like 10 years off my life but fuck it hell ya we are winning the Super Bowl

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

Sometimes I worry about AI taking over and then I type something into my text and watch Siri’s suggestions and I feel better cause robots are fuckin dumb

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@NathanCHubbard You forgot to mention the 3 @ILoveBlueBell fudge bars I ate after the round

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 months

@BrianKirschner_ @PGATOURComms @JoeBiden @benshapiro @JoshAllenQB Ya I still don’t even know who my am is

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@JasonSobelTAN Oh trust me…I know…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

No one: Every airline pilot: We’ve reached our cruising altitude! There’s no point to this announcement I’m just insecure and desperate for ur approval! As u exit, I’ll be waiting for ur praise! Now that I’ve woken ur sleeping kids sit back relax and enjoy ur 3hr flight to hell!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

Pieters watching Bryson get a drop…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@JohnPetersonFW Ya I tried that and they immediately put me on the clock on the 69th hole of the tournament with 2 hours of daylight left so...

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

6 years

@JohnPetersonFW @PGATOUR Guarantee every guy on tour would give you a FedEx point to see you out there the rest of the year! The tour needs ya pro! #letPeteyplay #oneofthegoodones #canwepleaseroundup

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

Why do storm troopers even wear armor if a single blaster shot can kill them?

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@johncookgolf @scottfawcett @PGATOUR @ChampionsTour Every player on the KFT Tour (2nd most competitive tour in the world) reading this tweet…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

I couldn’t imagine a better week than my first major @pgachampionship to partner up with @hubspeanuts ! They’ve got a great name and an even better on course snack. I’m honored to represent them, and I’m looking…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

🤣🤣🤣

Jim Nantz’ big toe

@TimRantz

4 years

@NoLayingUp Hubbard on 15: Driver to Fairway Driver to Green Children’s putter two putt birdie

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

@maxhoma23 I’d marry you don’t worry

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

@dylan_dethier Thanks for the tag

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

I like having a kid because I always randomly start singing and I make weird noises out of nowhere but now it’s normal and someone likes it

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

5 years

So thankful for all the love and support! Thanks especially to titleist and my new clothing sponsor @straightdown . Could not be more grateful…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

I can confirm that @KipHenley drinks Miller lites with his pinks out…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@PGATOUR I ate 13 dodger dogs in 10 innings at dollar dog night and @joeyjaws went to @SJSUAthletics so I like my chances…

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

I know @Dame_Lillard scored 71 tonight and he’s ridiculous but Jokic @nuggets scored 40 after fighting Freddy Krueger so who’s the real mvp

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

9 years

Thanks to everyone for all the congratulations and good wishes! You all are the best! What a crazy day! Now it's time to make some birdies!!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

I like that song but isn’t an “astronaut in the ocean” just a scuba diver?

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

5 years

That feeling when you and your favorite Dane both lock up your pgatour card for next year! Well played @SCappele #ishankedit

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

It’s unbelievable how much more enjoyable it is to watch @MarchMadnessMBB than @nba because the rules of basketball are actually enforced correctly

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@maxhoma23 Tell #3 to my childhood and still current “markopolo72” email address champ

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

@ArronOberholser @PGATOUR @THEPLAYERSChamp They’re all good days!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@ColtKnost @kclairerogers I don’t know Hank at all but I follow you and see his dumb tweets and your responses and man…he really seems like he’s sucks 🫤

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

Our new cart buddy coming Spring 2021. Thanks @chillenlikeagillen for capturing us in our true form. @ Conroe Country Club

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@d0wnsideofme This is just fantastic work here

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

Mood

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

1 year

@SmylieKaufman10 What are you practicing for if you’re not going to hit it on 17?!

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 months

@BrianKirschner_ @PGATOURComms @JoeBiden @benshapiro @JoshAllenQB Sure everyone is coming together right now it’s what’s best for the game of golf. We can make an official announcement in the morning after we tell the PAC

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 years

Proud to be an ambassador of such a great company! Looking forward to a great year and partnership!

LOCALiQ Sports

@LOCALiQSports

3 years

When we think of hard work and dedication, we think of Mark Hubbard! That's why we're proud to announce our 2021 brand partnership with him! Welcome to the team @HomelessHubbs !

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

8 months

Fun fact. Dolphins are the only other species on earth besides humans to have sex for fun. Trust me I know from today’s experience.

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

6 months

@Mike_kim714 Not saying you are wrong at all… but if I aim at the red T on that hole my ball is ending up in the white part right of the lake

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

2 years

@Joel_Dahmen @KornFerryTour Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning! Cheers buddy! 🍻LFG @BrandonHarks

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

4 years

Thanks @straightdown for the new gear! Gonna be lookin fresh bmwchamps this week and hopefully @eastlakegc next week too 🤞🏻 @ Olympia Fields Country Club

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Mark Hubbard

@HomelessHubbs

3 months

Can’t wait!

The Milly Goats Podcast

@MillyGoats

3 months

⚡️ ELECTRIC NEWS ⚡️ Golf SZN is here and Tomorrow night…. A true GOAT 🤝 Milly GOATS The champion of the people Mark Hubbard joins the show!! @HomelessHubbs (More details to follow) 👀👀👀