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Dominican-Puertorican. Software developer. Casual gamer. Meat Loaf fan (the guy, not the food).

Arlington, VA
Joined August 2012
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Me at the pizza place when I ask for a knife and fork.
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Condoleezza Rice has an actual PhD and I've never heard her called Dr. Rice.
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Some scientist is going to discover a vaccine for Coronavirus. Then we'll discover he once called it Wuhan Virus in a tweet and he'll be fired.
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The people telling you IRS audits are no big deal also say getting an ID is an onerous burden.
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In 10 years I'm going to troll the left insisting Trump's only scandal was putting ketchup on steak.
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One of Obama's biggest scandals was wearing a tan suit โ˜•๏ธ
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@thatdayin1992 Did anything happen in the last month for women to arm themselves?
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When your protest is so peaceful it's declared a Federal disaster area.
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NEWS: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has asked President Donald Trump for a federal disaster declaration to deal with damage from the late May rioting in Minneapolis and St. Paul.
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Why? Is Biden's agenda unconstitutional?
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Supreme Court could threaten Biden agenda
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This is the weirdest thing. Blue checks complain that Musk will enable impersonation. Then go on to impersonate him to make to make a point [???]. They get suspended and then complain that there were safeguards against impersonation?
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I too was very disturbed by the less-than-flattering portrayal of Mexican child sex traffickers.
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Rotten Tomatoes Critics Blast Sylvester Stalloneโ€™s Rambo: Last Blood: โ€œCruel and Ugly Showcase of Xenophobicย Carnageโ€
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@CoriBush @RashidaTlaib Chanting anti-semitic slogans can change how colleagues see you.
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We got Jewish teachers hiding in their office while students rampage but this is the racism the media wants to tackle.
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Wife: What size dress do you think I wear? Me: *jumps out of moving vehicle*
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"Don't Say Gay" is the new "Jim Crow 2.0" is the new "Guns Everywhere" is the new "Net Neutrality will kill the Internet." How many times people are people going to fall for manufactured moral panics?
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Happy to see feminists so animated again. After their absence during Cuomo and abandoning Afghan women I thought something had happened to them.
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Today is Buttigieg's confirmation hearing for DOT. Has there been any press article complaining about his lack of experience, education & background in the subject area? The press was so angered by Betsy Devos' lack of qualifications there were street protests and a vigil.
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I'm confused about the reaction to the second COVID spike. I thought a spike after reopening was expected and our only goal was preventing the hospitals from being overwhelmed. Which we've done, so why all the fretting over a rise in COVID when it was predicted?
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This is the idiot who started the panic that Net Neutrality was going to kill the Internet. Quit listening to TV comedians.
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John Oliver endorses Medicare for All; calls Peteโ€™s โ€œMedicare for All Who Want Itโ€ a โ€œshit sandwich with a side of Guacamoleโ€
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I know Orwellian is overused, but watching elected leaders and the press corps acting like they saw something that we know did not happen is something straight out of 1984.
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WATCH: Harris says images of Border Patrol on horseback evoked "times of slavery"
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A man called on his army of 330K followers to submit false reports of child abuse against a woman for wrongthink and Twitter isn't lifting a finger?
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Weird how the pro Palestine demonstrations are never cancelled for making Jewish students feel unsafe.
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I was talking to my 4 year old this morning about the Kennedy vacancy. "It seems to me" he responded, looking up from his copy of Federalist Papers "that this is a conflict borne out of the Judiciary and Executive stepping into the vacuum left by Congress' impotence."
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An island with a 16K population and one of the highest concentrations of wealth in the nation was not prepared to feed and house 50 migrants. Is what we're going with.
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Going from "Jim Crow 2.0" to "there's no mail-in voting" has to go into the Goalpost Moving Hall of Fame.
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There is no such thing as a Garland Rule or a Biden Rule. There is only the Constitution. Anyone complaining about Garland "stolen seat" is presuming the Senate is supposed to rubber stamp the President's nominee.
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Weird how the people blaming Youngkin for the I-95 gridlock aren't reissuing their tweets with Northam when their mistake is pointed out.
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Remember when teachers were given priority access to the vaccine, alongside doctors and cancer patients, so that schools could open?
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Virtual 'walkout': Chicago teachers vote for remote learning; city cancels classes for most of its 330,000 students
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If WaPo had been this incurious Nixon would have served out his second term.
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Hereโ€™s @pbump โ€™s response to a simple question from @noam_dworman about what he as a journalist thinks of Hunter Bidenโ€™s text message to his adult daughter explaining that he has to give half his income to his father. The lack of curiosity is stunning.
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Tweeting "you voted for this" at anti-Trump people isn't at all helpful.
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The tragedy of this generation is that they desperately want to be revolutionaries but can't find a worthy cause to channel that energy into.
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Protests roiling US colleges escalate with arrests, new encampments and closures
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If Afghan men are scared enough to grab on to a plane's wheels as it takes off imagine what the women are feeling.
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This is a picture of someone's home, @Twitter . Does this violate community guidelines?
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That $2K check is not your tax money being returned to you. It's money borrowed from your grandchildren.
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I've heard more "Kyle shouldn't have been there that night" than "maybe people shouldn't have been rioting and assaulting others waking around."
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Can't fact-check Liz Warren's fantastical health plan. But there is time for this.
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All the available evidence indicates that Trump invented his claims about al-Baghdadi "whimpering" and "crying." We shouldn't get used to this...
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Beautiful.
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Amazing how this barely makes the news anymore.
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Multnomah County Sheriff Mike Reese spoke about the new year's eve riot in downtown Portland where antifa ransacked and looted businesses, started fires, assaulted responding law enforcement, and tried to break into the Justice Center.
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Am I the only who thinks it's crazy people outside the United States are protesting American police brutality?
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@MarkHamill People are so wedded to abortion they'll ridicule a couple looking to give a child a loving home.
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@CNNPolitics If there's one place I don't want to see bullshit tokenism is on a panel to deal with a deadly virus.
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The Democratic mindset in a nutshell. Waiting for govt to do something instead of doing something herself.
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Just over a week ago, my abuela fell ill. I went to Puerto Rico to see her- my 1st time in a year+ bc of COVID. This is her home. Hurricane Marรญa relief hasnโ€™t arrived. Trump blocked relief $ for PR. People are being forced to flee ancestral homes, & developers are taking them.
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The people throwing out their Goya products were the ones laughing at conservatives throwing away their Nike shoes.
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@Variety God forbid I want to tune out of the news for an hour.
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Healing begins with calling the Capitol Hill police racists.
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Biden: "No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protesting yesterday, they wouldn't have been treated very, very differently than the mob of thugs that stormed the Capitol. We all know that's true, and it is unacceptable. Totally unacceptable."
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@blakehounshell NBC News killed Ronan Farrow's report on Weinstein. ABC News killed a story on Jeffrey Esptein to avoid putting at risk an interview with the Royal Family. CBS News fired the suspected whistleblower of the ABC coverup. The rest of the press did not look into it.
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"she"?
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Kate Hudson Will Raise Her Daughter โ€˜Genderlessโ€™: We Donโ€™t Know โ€˜What Sheโ€™s Going To Identify Asโ€™
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Out of these two it was the one with all the privilege who lost her job.
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So the people who argued that DeSantis was wrong to deny businesses' freedom to demand vaccination or not will also oppose Biden?
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Why are guns out for Ronan Farrow all of a sudden? Was he about to drop a piece on Biden?
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@IlhanMN Now that this has been cleared up, can you resend your original tweet condemning the explosion but addressed to Hamas?
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@SenFettermanPA Why not dress like a grown-man going to work every day?
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Challenge Trump to condemn the violence he's offering Federal troops to quell?
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@MaryMargOlohan @redsteeze @AOC This wouldn't be a problem if birth certificates were unalterable.
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A member of Congress was swatted and from the lack of coverage you can tell it wasn't AOC.
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People who made a Jeopardy contestant apologize for making an okay sign with his fingers suddenly very forgiving of Biden using "negro."
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FBI: "Here's our report where we typed up all the testimony you already had." Dems: "WTF? Where's all the investigative CSI shit with the laser trackers and fingerprint machine telling us who the killer is?"
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We have seen the equivalent of 100 Charlottesville rallies across the country with 1/10 the consternation.
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Lotta people laughing at Trump challenging MI's vote count when he's down by 20K votes who also still insist Stacy Abrams' 50K loss was a stolen election.
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The left is very upset to use as a campaign backdrop the sacred location where Bill Clinton got a blowjob.
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Biden is appointing Xavier Becerra to HHS, and Pete Buttigieg to DOT. These men have no education or experience in the fields they'll be managing. I expect to see the same outrage from those angry when Betsy Devos was appointed to DOE.
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This doesn't resonate in the US as it should because Americans think this is the same thing they do on the Women's March or the Walk for Climate Change.
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Florida supports the people of Cuba as they take to the streets against the tyrannical regime in Havana. The Cuban dictatorship has repressed the people of Cuba for decades & is now trying to silence those who have the courage to speak out against its disastrous policies #SOSCuba
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"Fauci was only an advisor and had no power" is some retconning. Maybe he had no de jure authority, but few people dared to pushback on his recommendations. Any governor who did was told they were killing children by the majority of the press.
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Kind of crazy that the President left hundreds of Americans behind in Afghanistan, we are not getting updates on efforts to extract them, and the press is completely incurious to all this.
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@Yamiche Then explain why they tore down the statue of an abolitionist who died fighting for the Union.
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What a blunder of historic proportions not to convict Trump in 2021.
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Six Flags be like: "You know who doesn't GAF about your child's pre-K curriculum?"
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Glenn Kessler is a few steps away from claiming targeted harassment and shutting down his account under the advice of security.
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Mollie Tibbetts demands she not be murdered.
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Accused Mollie Tibbetts Killer Demands He Not Be Called an 'Illegal Alien' via @BreitbartNews @JxhnBinder
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It's like an alien trying to pass off as human.
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. @VP shouts โ€œSurprise!โ€ upon arriving at her own surprise birthday celebration
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I had an argument with my wife, the kind where you have no choice but to exercise the nuclear option. I told her she was acting like her mother.
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JFC this is the caliber of thinking at our major newspapers. Property ownership is aggression.
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Still don't understand why Trump getting driven to the WH is deadly and reckless but this never was.
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"They've always had a creepy groomer chant" isn't the defense you think it is.
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The โ€œcoming for your childrenโ€ chant has been used for years at Pride events, according to longtime march attendees and gay rights activists, who said itโ€™s one of many provocative expressions used to regain control of slurs against LGBTQ people.
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If this guy was Tea Party he'd be all over the news.
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Jesse Taggart, 33, a BLM activist, has been arrested for allegedly shooting a driver at a BLM riot in Provo, Utah. Taggar's social media is filled w/ BLM content. He's been charged w/attempted aggravated murder, aggravated assault, rioting, firing a weapon near a highway & more.
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Today is the one year anniversary of the death of the Internet. Mark the occasion with a joke about how it costs 7 cents to send a tweet.
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Once upon a time, nominees weren't accused of running rape gangs. If you're so concerned about the decline in comity.
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Some context: Once upon a time, conservative Antonin Scalia was confirmed by the senate on a 98-0 vote; RBG was confirmed 96-3. The justice that Judge Jackson will replace, Stephen Breyer was confirmed by a margin of 87-9.
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@marclamonthill "He killed two people/his acquittal was correct." Social justice perfectly distilled. Individual guilt is irrelevant, group social dynamics are what matters.
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Note the muted reaction to the news the American hostages may be dead compared to the anger over the WCK workers.
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I'd feel a one-day killing/rape spree wasn't worth it.
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She didn't release photos of the mistreated victims, but photos of her reaction to the mistreatment.
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Before @AOC hit the national stage & was just a fairly unknown House candidate frm NYC,she took time awy frm her campaign & came dwn to #Tornillo to protest the #tentcity housing migrant children.I made these previously unpublished fotos a yr ago today. #elpaso #aoc #onassignment
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The newspaper of Deep Throat and "follow the money" can't make heads or tails of "I have to give 50% of my income to Pop."
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Trump truly broke these people.
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An oldie. h/t @RobProvince
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Still not a single protest from feminists.
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Cuomo accuser describes alleged groping at mansion
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I wonder why they couldn't actually build a gun dispenser and prove their point.
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A Chicago art exhibit lined with replicas of AR-15 rifles is structured to make it look as though getting a weapon is as easy as renting a bike
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Things you didn't hear when Scarlet Johansson was fired.
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James Gunnโ€™s firing shows corporations are still falling for Gamergate-style campaigns
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A gofundme to have Domino's delivered to Rick Wilson every week.
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Everyone rolling their eyes at Jesse would absolutely endorse this move if suggested by someone else.
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They call Clarence Thomas corrupt, but he's rejecting an offer to step down for 4x his salary. Thank you @iamjohnoliver for demonstrating his integrity.
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@CNNPolitics Do we need to get the LGBTQ, African-American perspective on how to contain a virus outbreak?
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This was the bravest thing ever when it was climate change.
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VA High School Students Stage Walkout Over Assault Allegations: " #LoudounCounty Protects Rapists"
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We're being lectured on fake news by an administration that for weeks told us Benghazi was a harsh movie review.
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Hearing my wife having a loud argument with her sister on the phone. I know in 7 minutes I'll be asked to weigh in. But I think her sister is right.
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I cannot begin to describe to you how emotionally invested I am in what plants grow in the Rose Garden.
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Republican bill prohibits classroom discussion of sexuality in pre-K to 3rd grade. Democrats: "They criminalized saying gay in the whole state!"
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Jen Rubin is absolutely going to blame Americans killed by the Taliban for not getting out fast enough.
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Personally I already cancelled my Thanksgiving plans. The RBG Memorial/BLM Gathering family potluck scheduled for Nov 26 is still on tho.
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No matter which side you come down on Kav or Ford, you cannot deny that holding back Ford's letter from the FBI, where it could have been investigated privately, only to release it publicly right before the vote, is one of the scummiest political maneuvers of our lifetime.
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This has been an insane day. This is from a CNN straight news report.
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