THIS HALLOWEEN IM GONNA DRESS UP LIKE DAVID MARTINEZ AND IF I DONT FIND A LUCY IM GONNA USE MY SANDEVISTAN (my car) AGAINST ADAM SMASHER (God's Strongest Tree)
Dude I love my life and my friends and my community so fucking much. Im so happy I met badger and all of CTE. If little Heavenly could see me now he'd be so happy.
I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES ABSOLUTELY BEGGING PEOPLE TO STOP POSTING HOT TAKES
TWITTER WAS MEANT FOR CUTE ANIMALS, MEMES, AND FAT ASSES AND TITTIES BRO
GET OFF THE CREEK GET OFF THE FUCKING CREEK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU UNFUNNY FUCKING REDDITORS NEED TO GET OFF THE FUCKING CREEK. YOU AREN'T HELPING THE WAR EFFORT AND YOU PERPETUATING THIS DUMBASS MEME HAS REACHED BEYOND UNFUNNY STATUS PLEASE FIGHT ON ANOTHER PLANET HOLY SHIT
DEAR SANTA
I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY ALL YEAR AND I ONLY ASKED FOR A COUPLE OF THINGS THIS YEAR YET I WOKE UP TODAY AND DID NOT FIND A TALL SCOTTISH WIFE UNDERNEATH MY TREE NOR A CLOWN GIRL OR EVEN A GOTH GF TO MANIPULATE ME
YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER SOON YOU FAT FUCK
Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Crank 90s, until it is done.
So like two years ago I said this shit in a Badger video and I still stand by it. All I care about is making y'all laugh and feel better. I still read the comments cause that shit gives me all the motivation to be here for you guys. Thank you all so much for everything. ❤
BADGER PUT ME AWAY FOR BUYING 4573 OF HIS SHAKERS CUPS SO NOW YOU GUYS CAN BUY WHATS LEFT
USE CODE CHUNGASS WHEN YOU CHECKOUT SO I CAN BE FREE FROM GAMERSUPPS PRISON
I open twitter
I receive psychic damage from For You tab
I close twitter
I open tiktok
I receive psychic damage from For You tab
I close Tiktok
I open Twitter
god damn why am I so down bad for mileena I dont even play mortal kombat
this shit is so debilitating I cant even find the focus to finish my fucken taxes
REST IN PEACE TORIYAMA. YOUR SERIES TOUCHED ON SO MANY LIVES AND OPENED THE DOOR TO ANIME FOR ME AND SO MANY PEOPLE. YOU AND YOUR WORKS HAVE FOREVER CHANGED THE WORLD AND I WILL FOREVER APPRECIATE YOU KING.
I LOVE TEKKEN 8 🔥
Had absolutely amazing matches and the gameplay feels solid. Love the Rage and having the momentum completely shift!
Went from 2nd dan to Strategic rank in an hour give or take.
Haven’t touched a TEKKEN game in so long. So rusty.
4-1’d HeavenlyFather also. ✨
BETHESDA PLEASE PUT THE DOOM ETERNAL SOUNDTRACK ON SPOTIFY I AM BEGGING YOU WHILE ON MY HANDS AND KNEES WITH TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE
For 2021, I'm going to take a serious attempt at being an actual content creator. I have no idea what to make, minimal editing skills, and a big fucking pitcher of Dumb Bitch Juice but fuck it.
MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH WE FULL SENDING THIS BITCH!
I did it. I streamed every day in November. I'm built different, constructed in an unorthodox fashion, crafted without the preset parameters, put together in a way that differs from the norm.
i just learned that if you get cum in your eye, the sperm can swim into your pupil and block your optic nerve, and you can go blind. I am never getting a facial again.
I FIGURED OUT WHY I HATE SHADOWHEART DO GODS DAMN MUCH
SHES A GIANT NERD. SHE HAS A STUPID NAME, SHES EMO AND BROODING, AND SHES NOT A GIGACHAD BARBARIAN TIEFLING WITH A MACHINE HEART WHO CAN LIFT ME UP AND IS REALLY FUNNY
I want to thank you,
@DARUSSIANBADGER
for every opportunity you've given me. Thank you for including me in the videos and being an absolutely stand up guy for the entire time I've known you
2023 HAS BEEN A WILD ASS YEAR, IVE DONE A LOT OF THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO AND MET SO MANY PEOPLE I LOOKED UP TO. NOW I GET TO END IT ON A HIGHNOTE
I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN 2024
TODAY I HAVE GONE WELL PASS THE POINT OF BEING A BOOMER. ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY IN 15 MINUTES I AM DROPPING THE HEAVENLY FATHER WAIFU SHAKER BABY! COME GET YOU ONE