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@Heathernab

2 years

Was in primark and overheard a girl say to her boyfriend “not long now, you’re doing well” and do you know what, fair enough. That place is absolute hell.

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@Heathernab

4 years

Disclosure in 2013 were perfect. You&Me, White Noise, fucking LATCH. Incredible.

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@Heathernab

4 years

Please take 9 seconds out of your day to listen to this hedgehog’s tiny little feet go pitter patter

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@Heathernab

9 years

Applied for a job and got this email back http://t.co/6zI3cBnTLD

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2 years

RIP Jesus Christ, you would have loved Asda Easter bunny shaped meat feast pizzas

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@Heathernab

3 years

“Not all men” but certainly this fucking guy

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@Heathernab

5 years

I mean this in the least morbid way possible, but I’m actual so curious as to what will happen when the queen dies... sooo I did some research

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@Heathernab

4 years

Before I moved to Glasgow I though Quay was pronounced like “kway” until I saw a sign saying “the quay to your future” and then I realised I am in fact a massive fucking idiot

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@Heathernab

4 years

My papa lives alone and every single day he goes to a cafe in Burnside, sits there all day and chats to absolutely everyone that comes in. Today that cafe shut but they wanted to make sure he was eating, so they sent loads of food up to his flat to keep him going 😢🥺

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@Heathernab

11 months

You missed the best one ha ha

dellers 🇵🇸

@bertiecauld

11 months

I actually canny move at this fellas videos man

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@Heathernab

5 years

Asked my mum and dad why there was a frisbee in the dishwasher and it turns out that for months they’ve thought it was a “side plate”???

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@Heathernab

3 years

Excellent name for a shop

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@Heathernab

3 years

Ahahaha I just pure lied to a girl in New Look for NO reason, she asked me if I had peace and quiet to work from home and I said no (despite it just being me) then she was like aaaw do you have a busy house? And I didn’t know what to say so I said I had a kid and a dog hahaha WHY

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@Heathernab

5 years

Pornhub, but for people who just fucking love a square sausage Lornehub

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@Heathernab

5 years

If you’re ever in the Sighthill area pls go and support this guy. His name’s John and he is THE NICEST man I’ve ever met. He’s just starting out and has put his heart, soul and all his money into this. This was the best salt & chilli chips/chicken I’ve EVER HAD.

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@Heathernab

4 years

Road rage brings out pure random insults, just called some guy a baldy bastard despite him having a full head of hair

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@Heathernab

3 years

I stand by the fact that this is one of the funniest videos ever created

dellers 🇵🇸

@bertiecauld

3 years

what's your favourite viral Scottish video? am working on a thing

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@Heathernab

3 years

We were never asked

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@Heathernab

3 years

Any girls looking to attend these socially distanced vigils should just stick a Rangers scarf and strip on and I’m sure the police will kindly escort them as opposed to dispersing them 😊😊

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@edinburghpaper

3 years

The Scottish Government has said it cannot guarantee planned candlelight vigils in Scotland in memory of Sarah Everard will not be dispersed by police.

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@Heathernab

5 years

Stuck on things to do this summer? Seen this post of Facebook and thought it would be worth sharing here 😊

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@Heathernab

2 years

If twitter’s gonna crash and burn one day, I just wanna make sure this does one more round x

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6 years

Some teuchter send a message for his burd to his group chat instead hahaha (part 1)

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@Heathernab

4 years

The new one could NEVER.

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@Heathernab

3 years

Just reached my Move Goal by lifting my hand up to bite a donut

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@Heathernab

3 years

Absolutely no competition

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3 years

Pound for pound that’s the funniest video on Twitter

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@Heathernab

1 year

Edinburgh locals get a fucking grip challenge level 100

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@Heathernab

2 years

Few things funnier in this world than Johnson saying “Frankfurt”

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@Heathernab

3 years

Just a classy lady enjoying a glass of wine and charcuterie board x

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@Heathernab

1 year

Me when American Boy comes on

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@Terror_Alarm

1 year

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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@Heathernab

6 years

My dad has been unemployed for over 2 years (fighting his own battles) and he’s finally got a job and he enjoys it so much. Every time I’m home he tells me all these stories about the pals he’s made and I honestly just want to cry for hours listening to him 😭😭

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@Heathernab

3 years

I watch Sex Education for the plot. The plot:

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@Heathernab

4 years

I too take my nipples off to shower

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@Heathernab

4 years

How many times a day do you say in your head “Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me”? I’d say my average is about 78

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@Heathernab

3 years

One pot of chilli and you’ll be smelling it in bed for weeks

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@Heathernab

5 years

Sometimes when I’m having really down days and feel really unhappy in my body, I like to remind myself how far I’ve come and it does make me feel a lil bit better

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@Heathernab

2 years

Why does expensive shit always look like it’s been bought from the barras

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@thhguru_

2 years

Fat Joe dropped $4M on a watch 😳💰

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@Heathernab

3 years

The way you look has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING. I have memories of creepy men grabbing my arse in public before I even hit puberty and I was a scrawny little runt. Stupid cunts like this guy DO NOT get to decide what is and isn’t sexual harassment and whose experience is valid.

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@Heathernab

6 months

Still one of the most iconic opening lyrics of a song imo

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@Heathernab

4 years

Ever give a really shite answer to a question and later wish you could change your answer? Guy last night asked what I liked to do for fun and I said go to the gym and cinema?? WTF IS THIS? A FRENCH VERBAL EXAM??

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@Heathernab

2 years

Big Ronald Villiers vibes

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@legotrillermoth

2 years

2023 im getting on my “guy who dresses like this” shit

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@Heathernab

3 years

People that are so passionate about shit like “you can’t have Yorkshire puddings with Christmas dinner, it’s not a tradition!!!” Are boring as fuck. Why WOULDN’T you want a Yorkshire pudding with your dinner?? In any situation??

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@Heathernab

9 months

I just very confidently said “skinny malinky long legs, big banana feet” to two of my English friends, not realising it is very much a Scottish saying and also a very weird thing to hear

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@Heathernab

2 years

Glasgow city centre has some of the most beautiful architecture if you just look above shop level

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@Heathernab

3 years

Finally caught the moment on video. EVERY TIME!!

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@Heathernab

5 years

Every time my papa speaks to me he asks if I’ve got a boyfriend and when I say no he says “just remember, I don’t care who you go with, as long as they’re not from Edinburgh” and I have no idea why hahahaha

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@Heathernab

3 years

Undercover police trying to act casual in the smoking area

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@Heathernab

4 years

When he doesn’t tell you when

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@Heathernab

4 years

People that have sex with the big light on are BRAVE. Put on a complimentary lamp or something, no need for Blackpool illuminations.

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@Heathernab

5 months

Everyone stop and look at some of the cool matchbooks my late grandparents collected over the years x

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@Heathernab

4 years

There. I’ve found it. The most wholesome and lovely TikTok ever created 🥺

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@Heathernab

5 years

About 6 months ago I was at the lowest I’ve ever felt. Cripplingly lonely and just a lil bit lost in general. After weeks of debating it, I finally bit the bullet and messaged two cool girls I’d spoke to on twitter and within the space of 4 months, I’ve made lifelong friends 💓

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@Heathernab

3 years

Jeezo how many rolls could you get for $300???

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@SeesinnedPro

3 years

I dropped over $300 in Morton’s and I don’t have one picture, the reason why is I enjoyed the meal, I didn’t need anything to show y’all shit

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@Heathernab

4 months

I used to work in the fraud detection team for an insurance company and this kind of shit was the stuff that kept me going in that job. I just loved the drama.

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4 months

I cannot cope with this woman who said she hurt her back so badly in a car accident that she couldn't work for 3 years getting her claim thrown out of court for being caught by winning a Christmas tree throwing competition 😂😂

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@Heathernab

2 years

Positivity isn’t going to keep people out of fuel poverty, Hannah.

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@MetroUK

2 years

Captain Sir Tom Moore, who passed away a year ago today, would want the nation to set aside its differences and use the 'power of positivity' at a time of 'tumult', according to his daughter, Hannah Ingram-Moore.

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@Heathernab

6 years

This makes me sad, the guy’s gone out his way to put a smile on someone’s face and he still gets referred to as ‘some mad junkie’. The way some folk refer to vulnerable people makes my heart break ☹️

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@Heathernab

2 years

Truly nothing worse than being asked for a fun fact at a work event

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@Heathernab

5 years

Got most of this info from news articles but it’s so weirdly fascinating that I thought I had to share it!!

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@Heathernab

9 years

YUP, BEST DAY EVER http://t.co/lV9AlOPZei

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@Heathernab

5 years

Made him scrambled eggs

Shay Shay 🌻

@shaaaaays

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa?

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@Heathernab

3 years

Question for any doctors receptionists on here: what the fuck is your problem?

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@Heathernab

3 years

Anyone wanna tell me what the fuck just happened lol???

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@Heathernab

4 years

Got an email from my letting agent saying my flat has now been built for over a year and they need to know if there’s any issues and yer damn right I’ve created a whole album of photos, added captions and circled all the issues for extra pettiness.

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@Heathernab

3 years

I got my hair done, impulsively got my nose pierced AND the woman that did it said I had a cute nose. What a time to be alive folks x

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@Heathernab

3 years

A girl I used to work with just left this comment on my photo and it’s actual one of the nicest compliments I’ve ever had 🥺🥲

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@Heathernab

2 months

Minimum pricing surely takes a huge portion of the blame. For some of those that are reliant on alcohol, going into unsupervised alcohol withdrawal because you can’t afford your next drink can fucking kill. Like actually kill. Put money into treatment and recovery.

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@STVNews

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BREAKING | Scotland's alcohol deaths worst in UK as rates hit record high.

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@Heathernab

5 years

Apparently, it’s most likely that the majority of UK workers will get let home early. It’s also expected that BBC will not air any comedy until after the funeral (this is what happened when George VI died)

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4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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4 years

WATER THOOOOOOSE

fashion

@factoryyouth_

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Hydration station by Nicole McLaughlin

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@Heathernab

3 years

Tell me your holiday request got declined without telling me your holiday request got declined

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@Heathernab

3 years

I don’t know why but this fucked me UP

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@Heathernab

2 years

I Think You Should Leave is an absolute masterpiece of a show

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@Heathernab

4 years

Absolutely honkin patter

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@Charliehhh1

4 years

@danielfauldss @dominiquedi_ Sorry I don’t speak haggis can you translate

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@Heathernab

3 years

Sorry… can we just take a minute please to appreciate… these flares x

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@Heathernab

4 years

You’re kidding me!!! I’ve been boiling my iPhone every week! I’ve had 45 iPhones THIS YEAR! You’re telling me all I need is an Android and I can boil my phone without it breaking? What a revelation

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@Heathernab

2 years

He’s in a care home now and hasn’t been back to Burnside since October cause of covid. Took him to the cafe for a wee visit today for his birthday and the amount of people we bumped into that were buzzing to see him, you’d think he’s a fkn celebrity 😭 warms my wee heart x

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@Heathernab

4 years

My papa lives alone and every single day he goes to a cafe in Burnside, sits there all day and chats to absolutely everyone that comes in. Today that cafe shut but they wanted to make sure he was eating, so they sent loads of food up to his flat to keep him going 😢🥺

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5 years

All BBC channels will be interrupted to announce the news, other news outlets will probably do similar. Apparently all broadcasters need to have black ties on hand at all times in anticipation for the Queen dying, as they can face backlash if they wear another colour.

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@Heathernab

3 years

Its giving “Shunsuke Nakamura ya fuckin doughball” vibes and i can’t stop laughing

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@Heathernab

4 years

Actual cba with folk saying “not usually a fan of P**rs Morgan but he’s speaking the truth this time” when literally all he’s saying is what wee Fiat 500 Becky tweeted last week along with thousands of others 😭 nothing revolutionary and he’s still a prick 🤙🏼

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@Heathernab

4 years

@Fifa24348008 @Kaarabrown @BigSeanyDD

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@Heathernab

4 years

Did you know there’s a website called Looks Like You Need Iceland where you can scream into your phone and it’s released into the Icelandic wilderness :))

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@Heathernab

3 years

Saw two guys smoking a joint and playing frisbee in the park last night and I honestly hope they had the best time. What a fun night.

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@Heathernab

3 years

Very randomly gonna be on BBC Radio Scotland tomorrow at 11:20am talking about loneliness and making friends as an adult… give it a listen if you wanna hear me nervously gushing over my amazing pals and how meeting them saved my mental health x

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@Heathernab

5 years

Pilots will also announce the death on flights!!

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@Heathernab

3 years

My hearing is terrible and I got nervous and I couldn’t hear her in the first place 😭😭 I hope my child and dog have a lovely life x

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@Heathernab

3 years

@JimmieJ14070159 @1votm Has it ever dawned on you that some people choose to go vegan/vegetarian for health/moral reasons but still actually enjoy the taste of meat 🤯 i honestly don’t get how that is a tough concept for people to understand lol??

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@Heathernab

4 years

The guy that does impressions of Gordon Ramsay on TikTok is my absolute favourite

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@Heathernab

2 years

A setting sun shining on a sandstone tenement flat is one of my favourite things in the whole world

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@Heathernab

2 years

Today my papa, the man that tells me to never date a Celtic fan is getting moved into a care home called “Greencross” that has pictures of the pope in the stairwell… we’ve of course decided to leave those tiny details out x

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@Heathernab

1 year

I just got told that I got accepted on to an international programme at work that only had 20 spaces that 238 people applied for WORLDWIDE. Can I get a HELL YEAH. It also means I get to travel to Switzerland and potentially other countries!! Happy fkn Friday lads x

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@Heathernab

2 years

Adding this photo to this thread cause otherwise I’m worried no one will know who I am x

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@Heathernab

2 years

Watching The Sopranos for the first time ever. I’m ready for my life to be changed x

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5 years

Was chatting to an old man at the weekend and when he asked what I did he said “surely you’re either a model or a doctor?”. I’d like to thank this man for thinking I could either be pretty enough to be a model or smart enough to be a doctor. You are sorely mistaken kind sir x

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@Heathernab

4 years

Ain’t she a fucking beauty tho, might get some tassels for the handlebars xox

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@Heathernab

3 years

4 fkn weeks my dudes x

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@Heathernab

2 years

I’m not joking when I say that having calories on menus is genuinely ruining every single dining experience I have :)

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@Heathernab

3 years

Muting this now cause I need to give myself a breather tonight lol but shout-out to all women. Not for any particular reason, yous are all just fab x

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Sorry for adding to the general doom and gloom of everyday life, but this is the most disgusting man I’ve ever been cursed with listening to. Absolute fucking scum of the earth. Shocked to hear it, but not at all surprised.