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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Making chocolate milkshakes for Denji and Power.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

I need to get into Texas.

Toji

@tojifushilol

3 months

@HayakaptainAki Yo we need your help over here dawg 💀

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Grow up.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Didn't make it past the candy before management escorted us out.

POWER

@MeowieFan

3 months

@HayakaptainAki I have heard a great deal about the sugary processed foods in America . Take us to a large department store and let us raid the snack aisle !!

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Unfortunately, he is.

NailKing Jamie 👑

@SunnysideFiend

3 months

Tweet like chainsaw man is REAL

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Landed safely in Texas. First time being in America. Portion sizes are shocking.

Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

I need to get into Texas.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Merry Christmas.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

No one tell Angel. I'm kissing him at midnight.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Not sure how to feel.

Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Need to get my hair trimmed. Do it myself or seek a professional?

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Hey! im the gay sex devil. i'll need you to stop, you are enjoying it too much and its mqking me weak — You could have DM'd me about this.

Aki Hayakawa answered: Hey! im the gay sex devil. i'll need you to stop, you are enjoying it too...

You could have DM'd me about this.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

After arriving in America, it has come to my attention that there has been a gun devil sighting back in Japan. Unfortunately, it appears that this is, per Denji, now a "road trip". Please suggest ways to keep ourselves entertained until our flight home. Thx.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Taught Power how to use bubble bath tonight.

POWER

@MeowieFan

5 months

Finally got to try out the bubble bath . It tastes disgusting , so I wouldn't recommend it .

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

I swear Angel sheds as bad as the cat, if not worse. Keep finding feathers stuck in the tape while wrapping Christmas gifts.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

Is there a reason everyone is accusing Denji of cannibalism.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

I appreciate the good samaritans who tried to make me aware of this. The smell alerted me first. The situation has been handled & the apartment building is still standing. Thx.

POWER

@MeowieFan

4 months

Making myself a snack !

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

The messages in question.

POWER

@MeowieFan

6 months

Topknot needs to better protect his phone , his private messages with that feather brain make me want to wretch .

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

As advised, checking the "Wal-Mart gun counter" for gun devil flesh. No flesh to be seen, but a bit strange to buy a gun with your groceries.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Rode a horse for the first time.

CHAINSAW MAN

@REALESTCHAINSAW

3 months

@HayakaptainAki Yeah. Let’s Ride hourses

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Going to start blocking people on Retrospring. Do not ask me to unblock you. If you have chosen to abuse it, that is on you. Do not send me graphic questions about sensitive matters (sex, suicide, etc). (1/2)

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

2 months

aki do you fw tmasc gingers that are totally in love with you -🌹 — Only one currently.

Aki Hayakawa answered: aki do you fw tmasc gingers that are totally in love with you -🌹

Only one currently.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

You're kidding.

K.M.M.A

@KMMA3

3 months

@HayakaptainAki too late buddy he's in japan again

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Apparently, Denji has a crush on "Cat Mom" from Nayuta's favorite show. Adding this to my folder of things to show whoever decides to finally date him.

CHAINSAW MAN

@REALESTCHAINSAW

5 months

@HayakaptainAki @BestSisterEver0 The Cat mom

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

@angeldevil4real @MeowieFan @REALESTCHAINSAW I'll tell you later.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

Found this on some paperwork I left in the living room. One of the kids must have drawn me. It's going on the fridge.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Thx for 700+ followers. A shocking amount of you are minors. Please seek all available avenues of employment beyond Public Safety. Only consider joining if you have a good reason to do so. There are plenty of alternatives to college if you look. Thx.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Dinner.

The Dishes

@THETDISHES

3 months

@HayakaptainAki Texas Roadhouse

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Pancakes are done.

Angel Devil

@angeldevil4real

6 months

@HayakaptainAki @kr7cl i want pancakes for dinner.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

8 days

Realized I haven't caught Denji eating my toilet paper in a while. #Progress

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

What

Makima

@makima3122018

5 months

Was listening in on Hayakawa’s apartment and heard him sobbing… how awkward.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Proof that I'm no one's mother.

Galgali

@Galgali618665

5 months

Don’t feel bad Beam I somehow got higher femininity than you did!

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

What is all this about Denji's legs getting cut off. It's not the first time he's lost a limb. Just give him some blood. They'll grow back.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Watching Denji and Power squabble over presents made me realize this is probably their first proper Christmas. Haven't enjoyed the holidays like this since I was a kid.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

Do you like femboys? — Is it obvious.

Aki Hayakawa answered: Do you like femboys?

Is it obvious.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Happy New Year's Eve to you and to the person who ordered 100 pizzas to my apartment.

Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

i just ordered 100 pizzas to your apartment — Thx. They will be gone in three days.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

At this point, I am considering standing on the street and handing these out.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Mayeb if wed met under differerent circumstancs. Likenat a bar.

Beni Here 🎡🎠

@Banietide

6 months

cant say no to that face

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

yaoi or yuri ? — I think the answer is obvious.

Aki Hayakawa answered: yaoi or yuri ?

I think the answer is obvious.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

All I ask is that you exercise both common sense and courtesy, and clearly that's too hard for some of you. Remember that there is a person on the other side of the screen. Thx. (2/2)

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Typical work day.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

"Kin" list.

Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Drop the kin list 🙏🙏🙏 — Ok.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

I try to keep this account "safe for work" as it is my work account. Please do not leave inappropriate/soliciting comments on my posts.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Power sent me this earlier. I had to censor the disgusting joke. I used to think devils were incapable of love.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

If power and denji were animals what would they be? — House flies. Annoying AND unsanitary.

Aki Hayakawa answered: If power and denji were animals what would they be?

House flies. Annoying AND unsanitary.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Went to see a movie with Angel today.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Christmas spread.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

This is what I have to deal with. Saving this to show whatever poor soul tries to date him.

CHAINSAW MAN

@REALESTCHAINSAW

6 months

@HayakaptainAki Mimimimimimimimimimimimimi DONT CARE!! Get Off twitter And Make Dinner

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Thank you, Power. They were delicious.

POWER

@MeowieFan

5 months

Decided to make Christmas cookies for Denji and Topknot . I even swapped the sugar with my blood for the occasion !

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@HayakaptainAki

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

hi aki I'm scared of women 😨😭😨😭😨😨 — Me too.

Aki Hayakawa answered: hi aki I'm scared of women 😨😭😨😭😨😨

Me too.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Day 1 of no smoking. I'm craving a cigarette and I've yelled at Denji six times. Power seven.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

I'm going to have to quit Public Safety. There's no way I can go back to work after this.

Makima

@makima3122018

6 months

@HayakaptainAki Oh my…. That is quite… a hair cut.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

Have reason to believe that the cat has eaten one of my hair ties. Litter box has been concerningly empty the past 3 days. Please advise. Thx.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Christmas decor.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Happy New Year. Maybe I'll make it to 2025.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

1 month

DO NOT DRINK THE MILK TOMORROW IT IS SPOILED -FUTURE DEVIL — I'll throw it out. Thx.

Aki Hayakawa answered: DO NOT DRINK THE MILK TOMORROW IT IS SPOILED -FUTURE DEVIL

I'll throw it out. Thx.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

1 month

Don't fall for this.

POWER

@MeowieFan

1 month

Just heard about ligma . Humans sure have it rough being so weak and susceptible to so many diseases .

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

He's 5'8.

CHAINSAW MAN

@REALESTCHAINSAW

5 months

Takin A crap Right now.. Single By the Way.. 6’2… Shredddded.. Call Me

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Sleeping with my bedroom door locked and one eye open.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

3 months

Flying back to Japan.

Makima

@makima3122018

3 months

@HayakaptainAki Of course. Meet me in my office. Don’t tell Power or Denji— just us. See you.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Trying to set Denji up with Yoshida was a horrible decision. Can't believe I made it sober. Must be the nicotine withdrawals.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

sex.. do you and angel have sex. — Inappropriate. I am NOT answering this. I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself, but this is a work account. Mak…

Aki Hayakawa answered: sex.. do you and angel have sex.

Inappropriate. I am NOT answering this. I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself, but this is a work account. Makima-san can and will monitor what I post. If I lose my job, I can't avenge...

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Currently attempting to convince the gun devil to allow me to play against it in "Cod." The hope is for Public Safety to trace its IP address and determine its location. Not sure why a devil made of guns is so obsessed with fish.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

How well behaved is meowy compared to power? — Meowy has much better manners.

Aki Hayakawa answered: How well behaved is meowy compared to power?

Meowy has much better manners.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

What if there was a freak devil that ate ass and sucked toes — Keep it professional. If you were a trainee, I would fire you.

Aki Hayakawa answered: What if there was a freak devil that ate ass and sucked toes

Keep it professional. If you were a trainee, I would fire you.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

This is what I have to put up with.

CHAINSAW MAN

@REALESTCHAINSAW

4 months

@HayakaptainAki CLEAN MY SHIT POOP MAN!

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

It has come to my attention that there have been threatening messages left in Division 4 members' Retrospring inboxes. We are only people (and fiends/devils), and we work daily to protect YOU from devil attacks not only in Tokyo but around Japan. Show some respect. Merry X-mas.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

@REALESTCHAINSAW As someone who pays rent, the existence of a soggy carpet devil is justified.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

Update: Took Meowy to the vet, as advised. X-rays showed no bowel obstruction. Doctor prescribed this to give twice a day over food. Supposedly bacon-flavored, will ask Denji to confirm. Thx.

Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

Have reason to believe that the cat has eaten one of my hair ties. Litter box has been concerningly empty the past 3 days. Please advise. Thx.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Hello… This is Aki Hayakawa .Speaking. to you. — No, it fucking isn't. Shut up. Stop pretending to be me online before I report you for identity theft and fraud.

Aki Hayakawa answered: Hello… This is Aki Hayakawa .Speaking. to you.

No, it fucking isn't. Shut up. Stop pretending to be me online before I report you for identity theft and fraud.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

hey uhmm, just to let you know.... don't go to any beach... specially if makima is there... don't ask why just listen pleas… — A beach getaway with Makima-san sounds lovely.

Aki Hayakawa answered: hey uhmm, just to let you know.... don't go to any beach... specially if...

A beach getaway with Makima-san sounds lovely.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Was someone ever going to tell me that the gun devil has an account on here?

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Wow.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

To whoever this is, don't impersonate me again. Thx.

CHAINSAW MAN

@REALESTCHAINSAW

5 months

Chainsaw Man… It’s Me Aki…. Most Definitely………. It is i Aki HayaKawa…. For Christmas im giving you Full Authorization and L… — BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!! THANKS TOTALLY REAL AKI

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

2 months

What if one day you wake up and discover that Angel has become a worm, would you still love him? — Pretty sure this has been asked before. Sure. He'd eat less.

Aki Hayakawa answered: What if one day you wake up and discover that Angel has become a worm, would...

Pretty sure this has been asked before. Sure. He'd eat less.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

WHATS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER — Reminder not to give out personal information to strangers. Especially on the internet.

Aki Hayakawa answered: WHATS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

Reminder not to give out personal information to strangers. Especially on the internet.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

What's it like living with Power and Denji? — It's exactly like whatever you're picturing.

Aki Hayakawa answered: What's it like living with Power and Denji?

It's exactly like whatever you're picturing.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Christmas decorations.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

@REALESTCHAINSAW Sorry having your meals provided and your work uniforms ironed is so hard.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

you and angel are so cute together, you should marry him. — Devils don't have human rights. Legally, he can't marry anyone. Even if he could, Japan doesn't recognize same-sex marriages…

Aki Hayakawa answered: you and angel are so cute together, you should marry him.

Devils don't have human rights. Legally, he can't marry anyone. Even if he could, Japan doesn't recognize same-sex marriages.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

I am hosting Christmas dinner at my apartment this year. Let me know if you'd like to come and what you'd like to eat. Thx.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Post-movie dinner.

Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Went to see a movie with Angel today.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Who the hell keeps doing this. This is not me.

CHAINSAW MAN

@REALESTCHAINSAW

5 months

Hello this is Aki. You can take the cake in the fridge that has "Do not touch -Aki" written on it. — WOAH THANKS AKI!!

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

What's your favorite yaoi — Me.

Aki Hayakawa answered: What's your favorite yaoi

Me.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Sir Hayakawa I have ordered 700 watermelons to your apartment — I will delete my Retrospring.

Aki Hayakawa answered: Sir Hayakawa I have ordered 700 watermelons to your apartment

I will delete my Retrospring.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

@REALESTCHAINSAW I patted you on the head at midnight. Ungrateful brat.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Miso ramen for dinner.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

6 months

Day 2 of no smoking. My hands have been shaking since I woke up. Just looking at Denji makes my blood boil.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

5 months

Recently decided to invest in Netflix. If anyone has suggestions for what I should watch (or what I shouldn't let Power and Denji watch), I'm all ears.

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Aki Hayakawa

@HayakaptainAki

4 months

Do you like jujutsu kaisen — ...Sorcery battle? With all due respect, sounds stupid.

Aki Hayakawa answered: Do you like jujutsu kaisen

...Sorcery battle? With all due respect, sounds stupid.

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