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Road Dog Karl

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if it ain’t a good mornin…then it’s great one

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Road Dog Karl
2 years
Loving the energy my new mechanic is serving
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Boutta get my ass kicked at my HS reunion next year
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3 years
why did I let my son do this
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3 years
I want to swallow a single marble I think I can handle it I’m an adult
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
thinking deeply about things
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Why the fuck is it called a restroom I am fighting for my life in here
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 reply 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀𝓈 ♥
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
I hope they find him
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
✌︎
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Road Dog Karl
2 years
She play with my Pee-Wee until I’m HerMan
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
God that’s so badass
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3 years
Nine lives for a cat that jumped from fire at 65th and Lowe. Cat hit grass bounced and walked away!
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Literally just spill 100 marbles on the ground & theyre all done for
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3 years
WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets.
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
They asked for my pronouns at work & I said “karl” so They gave me this cool name tag :)
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Road Dog Karl
7 months
It’s giving mouse a cookie
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
me: i want to have a good time and also maybe die trampoline salesmen: ive got just the thing
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
Can y’all watch him while I go smoke
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
I’m VERY serious rn I’m about to act UP !!!!
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
these are boat shoes for indie kids
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
game cube is the best name for that thing. it’s a game cube
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
Is this mean
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Road Dog Karl
9 years
. @NASA please send me to space
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
Mentally, I am here
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Road Dog Karl
2 years
It’s like soooooo easy to not murder someone I do it every day of my life constantly
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Road Dog Karl
9 years
Welcome ! Welcome ! One & All !
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Road Dog Karl
1 year
I need her tattood on me so bad
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
:(
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
fuckin got em
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Falling asleep with a little pet on top of you who is also falling asleep .... that’s some cool shit
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Road Dog Karl
9 years
Have yall seen Bee Movie ? People sleep on how fucked up that movie was . That lady was Tryna fuck that bee http://t.co/CbcuhwqGe5
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Haters praying on my downfall
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
Little did I know that 9/11 would happen the next day
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Road Dog Karl
10 years
Gonna start my George Lopez / Tim Allen erotic fan fiction now okay I hope you're exited
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Road Dog Karl
10 years
Michael Jordan I have work in a few hours I can't be getting into this with you right now http://t.co/8zM9jTPcVQ
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Road Dog Karl
1 year
I had to pull over because this shit got me lmfao
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
art school kids love to be like. i’m going to change the world by wearing weird looking pants
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Road Dog Karl
9 years
Ugh Mr. Smee slays me 😍😳😩😜💦💦💦
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
my gf & I look cute in this pic :)
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
upsetting scenario
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
All guys named Kevin are constantly trying to become the "Ultimate Kevin." Every time two Kevin's meet they fight. Only one Kevin can win.
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Road Dog Karl
9 years
How come girls always use this dog dick emoji 💄
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
I’ll say it now & I’ll say it again for you dumb mfs
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Road Dog Karl
10 years
New crib same old rules http://t.co/pRqsjt8ok0
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Road Dog Karl
9 years
When she's your ex but you still need that ride tho
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
Some asshole left freechicken outside his hotel room. Squat with the chicken, fam. you know what it is.
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
New bumpie stickie looking 𝑶𝑯 𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑬
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
I had an idea .... but nobody ever listens to me
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
It’s soup time
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Road Dog Karl
10 years
I pledge allegiance to keepin it fuckin real
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Hittin em with the ol razzle dazzle
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
Show your parents what is on Twitter & not what is on the news you know they’re not putting shit on the news & old people don’t seem to grasp that shit . Show old folks what is really happening out .
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Road Dog Karl
10 years
The best time on an analog clock is 6:30. Hands down.
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Road Dog Karl
8 years
Into to my 3 hour long sex tape
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Fit goes hard
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Road Dog Karl
3 years
Not my 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚖
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
Crank my car, she be hummin' . rims so big, you can see me comin’
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Road Dog Karl
7 months
Corn Time
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Road Dog Karl
4 years
Ferdinand :) a great brain on this guy :)
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Road Dog Karl
1 year
Boutta get fired probably
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