I think I’m developing an ick: guys who work out while chewing gum
I feel like I breathe so hard at the gym I’d choke on it and how are you lifting 3x my weights but look like you’re waiting for a bus all nonchalant
also CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
You need to be working your jaw muscles for a more symmetrical face. You need to be widening your airways for better breathing. You need to be remedying gastrointestinal issues for maximal gut health. You need to be chewing our gum. 🧵
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“You like chewing gum? The standard options are a little too artificial for my taste. But when Greco Gum came out, I think they really came into their own, texturally. It has a nice clean, crisp taste and a new level of resistance that really gives your jawline a big boost.”
Orthodontics is a pseudoscience...You don't know the history of orthodontics. I do...Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even-you're glib. You don't even know what malocclusion is.
The thing about our next batch that drove me to a point of exhaustion is that it’s the biggest one ever. I’m not gonna say what day and what time it’ll be available. We know I can’t say that.
"Did you know our ancestors had perfectly straight teeth? Their diets required extensive chewing, promoting proper craniofacial development and alignment of the teeth. Modern remote tribes, too, yes."
Zinc is a key mineral for male sexual health. It supports testosterone production, promotes healthy prostate function and is a potent aphrodisiac.
Our gum naturally contains high concentrations of zinc. Even better, the act of chewing will stimulate your salivary glands to
Cultures across the world have been chewing tree resin for millennia. This was the norm until the 1900’s, when endocrine-disrupting, chemical-laden, artificially flavored plasticizer chewing gum became commercialized.
Orthodontists exist because people eat too many soft foods
Your jaw is surrounded by the most sophisticated muscles in your body
And needs a workout with hard to chew foods
Weak muscles = changes in face structure
"Most people aren't aware, but your tongue's resting position can have a huge impact on the development of your face so it's crucial to maintain proper form. There's this doctor, Mike Mew..."
You'll never be real gum. You don't have what it takes. You're just a flaccid, sweetened concoction of chemicals. You'll never give a man that euphoria of a powerful jaw pump. You'll never know what it feels like to activate Spartan blood memories.
You'll never be real coffee. You don't have what it takes. You're just a weak, worthless blend of bean water. You'll never spark ideas. You'll never give a man that euphoria of real caffeine. You'll never know what it feels like to funnel creative zeal right from the ether itself
When a beard can’t help hide a weak jawline, fillers can help 💉✨
This transformation took 8MLs to achieve. 3 syringes of filler on each side and 2 in the chin.
Chin filler is the most underrated area to inject but it play such a vital role in facial balancing. How’d the
Tiny particles of plastic turn up in our drinking water, blood, and even regions of the Earth thought to be pristine—so it’s vital we learn what they’re doing to us.