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The original premium mastic gum. Anabolic tree sap from the island of Chios.

Joined September 2020
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
7 months
“You’re sheltering a weak jaw underneath your beard, aren’t you?"
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
What’s your beard hiding?
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
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When she finds out your testicles are microplastic-free
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
7 months
"I can tell by your high cheekbones, wide palate and facial symmetry that your mother breastfed and did baby-led weaning with you."
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
10 months
6 months chewing on GG!!🗿
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@kristyson_
Ava Kris Tyson
10 months
6 months on HRT!!🥰
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
10 months
Tongue posture check ✋
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
>starts high demand business >refuses to meet demand
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
Dentists inventing wisdom teeth
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3 years
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
11 months
Pov: man-made horror beyond comprehension
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it’s even rechewable.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 month
@splitcals
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Someone is chewing gum behind me and making the most disgusting chewing sound
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@GrecoGum
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
8 months
@nypost She trains chew-jitsu
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
This is Mastic Gum Grown In a Village by The Sea. The Original “Whitepill”.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
3 years
Nearly all chewing gums contain synthesized polymers. You’re literally chewing on artificially flavoured car tires. Avoid plastic, chew mastic!
@SolBrah
🌞 Sol Brah 🌞
3 years
Stop eating and drinking from plastic Stop storing food in plastic Stop using plastic for anything
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
4 months
The last thing you eat before losing all fertility
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
They asked me how I’m going to fix weak jaws — I said the July batch just got 10 feet taller, believe me
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
4 months
@Babygravy9 Tracy Smart looked disgusting--gums protruding--in her fruity shirt before a public announcement . Very very disrespectful
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
4 months
How she looks at me while I'm orating on the differences between modern and hunter-gatherer skulls
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
11 months
“But doesn’t all that hard chewing make your jaw muscles sore?”
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
10 months
“Erm doesn’t your gum come in any flavo-”
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
Which way, western man?
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
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@_hey_jayjay
Joel
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I think I’m developing an ick: guys who work out while chewing gum I feel like I breathe so hard at the gym I’d choke on it and how are you lifting 3x my weights but look like you’re waiting for a bus all nonchalant also CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
Trying to buy something without endocrine disruptors in 2023
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2 years
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2 years
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
You need to be working your jaw muscles for a more symmetrical face. You need to be widening your airways for better breathing. You need to be remedying gastrointestinal issues for maximal gut health. You need to be chewing our gum. 🧵
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
3 years
“Oh my God, it even has a logomark”
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
11 months
My reaction when a customer complains that our gum is too hard for them to chew
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 months
The West has fallen. Billions must chew.
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
10 months
Facial analyst claims humans are 'becoming LESS attractive' with every new generation - thanks to modern diets and evolving sleeping patterns
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
We’re back.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
Me at the chewing convention (I’m very well known here)
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
3 years
Granite jawline is infrastructure.
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Greco Gum
1 month
What to do if someone offers you a piece of normie gum
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
6 months
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
Non-issue.
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@JoelWBerry
Joel Berry
1 year
You want to boycott Hershey? Good luck avoiding all their brands.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
3 years
Society if we never switched to a primarily soft food diet
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
4 months
When she offers you a piece of Dentyne Ice
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
@Ayyyyten Uncanny
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
3 months
"I don't just drink raw milk and eat raw meat. I also chew raw tree sap. It's known as the Swoley Trinity in Western esotericism."
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
3 years
Keep your mouth pristine. Take down Big Gum & Big Toothpaste.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
Greco Gum chewers assembling to secure their orders
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
🚨 FRESH BATCH JUST DROPPED 🚨
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
5 months
Trying to buy something without endocrine disruptors in 2024
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
7 months
Chewing gum companies scheming new ways to make their flavors last even shorter
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
They were so real for that
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
5 months
Me describing our customers
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Greco Gum
4 months
@SolBrah Oh yeah, this guy chews
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Greco Gum
1 year
Which way, Western man?
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
Without googling, name a famous, historical battle.
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@BioavailableNd
Andra
1 year
Without googling, name a famous, historical battle.
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@GrecoGum
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@Telegraph
The Telegraph
29 days
🔴 Square-jawed citizens are more likely to vote for conservative candidates, while those with a slender, impish face lean to the Left, according to a new study
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
3 years
First batch from our 2021 harvest available now!
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
Drink the raw milk Slonk the raw eggs Chew the raw sap
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
7 months
When the niacin flush and jaw pump are hittin
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
The ideal physiognomy doesn’t exis-
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
“Sir, they’re back in stock”
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
When I finally convince Big Gum to stop using microplastics
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 months
@Babygravy9 @celestialbe1ng Proper prenatal prep followed by breastfeeding and baby-lead weaning is a guaranteed recipe for a Chad or Stacy
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@Oaks12405
Øaks*7*
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@GrecoGum @LFCVik2 $30 for gum is crazy
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Greco Gum
1 year
“…after the microplastics and petrochemicals are combined…they add sweeteners and give it a fruity name”
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
“You like chewing gum? The standard options are a little too artificial for my taste. But when Greco Gum came out, I think they really came into their own, texturally. It has a nice clean, crisp taste and a new level of resistance that really gives your jawline a big boost.”
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
22 days
Orthodontics is a pseudoscience...You don't know the history of orthodontics. I do...Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even-you're glib. You don't even know what malocclusion is.
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2 years
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
The thing about our next batch that drove me to a point of exhaustion is that it’s the biggest one ever. I’m not gonna say what day and what time it’ll be available. We know I can’t say that.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 months
"Did you know our ancestors had perfectly straight teeth? Their diets required extensive chewing, promoting proper craniofacial development and alignment of the teeth. Modern remote tribes, too, yes."
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
8 months
Zinc is a key mineral for male sexual health. It supports testosterone production, promotes healthy prostate function and is a potent aphrodisiac. Our gum naturally contains high concentrations of zinc. Even better, the act of chewing will stimulate your salivary glands to
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Greco Gum
1 year
When you have Big Gum in a chokehold
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
5 months
"You must be a country boy with a spare chromosome if you think people will enjoy chewing hardened tree sap" Me:
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 months
Cultures across the world have been chewing tree resin for millennia. This was the norm until the 1900’s, when endocrine-disrupting, chemical-laden, artificially flavored plasticizer chewing gum became commercialized.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
10 months
@kristyson_ 6 months chewing on GG!!🗿
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
2 years
Mastic gum fixes this.
@JohnConstas
John Constas
2 years
Orthodontists exist because people eat too many soft foods Your jaw is surrounded by the most sophisticated muscles in your body And needs a workout with hard to chew foods Weak muscles = changes in face structure
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@nypost
New York Post
5 months
Fruit Stripe gum discontinued after more than 50 years: ‘Difficult decision’
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Greco Gum
6 months
Generic gum chewers when they realize they're gnawing on flavored car tires
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Greco Gum
3 years
I sculpt my jaw anywhere I want, I don’t have to find a hideout place like you
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
6 months
"Most people aren't aware, but your tongue's resting position can have a huge impact on the development of your face so it's crucial to maintain proper form. There's this doctor, Mike Mew..."
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
Tucker was even more brazen today. Unbelievable.
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@Stef4NewYork
Stefano Loudaros Forte
1 year
Tucker isn’t even hiding that ZYN 6 on his desk tonight.
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1 year
Me reading the list of ingredients in other chewing gums
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 month
You'll never be real gum. You don't have what it takes. You're just a flaccid, sweetened concoction of chemicals. You'll never give a man that euphoria of a powerful jaw pump. You'll never know what it feels like to activate Spartan blood memories.
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@TheWarKitchen
𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬
1 month
You'll never be real coffee. You don't have what it takes. You're just a weak, worthless blend of bean water. You'll never spark ideas. You'll never give a man that euphoria of real caffeine. You'll never know what it feels like to funnel creative zeal right from the ether itself
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
8 months
I have a dream that one day you won’t have to choose between the two
@AJ_Odyssey
Alastair John Pitts
8 months
inside you there are two wolves @GrecoGum
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Greco Gum
8 months
@wigger Yeah we got that crunch
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@Babygravy9 Paul Bearer
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Greco Gum
1 year
New esoteric test booster just dropped 🚨
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Greco Gum
6 months
@TheCosmeticLane
The Cosmetic Lane
6 months
When a beard can’t help hide a weak jawline, fillers can help 💉✨ This transformation took 8MLs to achieve. 3 syringes of filler on each side and 2 in the chin. Chin filler is the most underrated area to inject but it play such a vital role in facial balancing. How’d the
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
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@techreview
MIT Technology Review
1 year
Tiny particles of plastic turn up in our drinking water, blood, and even regions of the Earth thought to be pristine—so it’s vital we learn what they’re doing to us.
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
1 year
“Excuse me ma’am, do you chew mastic or was that Buccal fat removal?”
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
7 months
When someone asks for a discount code
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@GrecoGum
Greco Gum
13 days
Trident: plastic Dentyne: plastic 5: plastic Hubba Bubba: plastic Juicy Fruit: plastic Dubble Bubbble: plastic Orbit: plastic Extra: plastic Eclipse: plastic Stride: plastic Pur: plastic Doublemint: plastic Big Red: plastic
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