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I tweet about theme parks mostly. 🌈I’m the one who got Eric Idle to call Figment “animated little fucker.” 🌝

Atlanta, GA
Joined June 2020
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“Hey, did you know that the red, yellow, and white tubes on the DINOSAUR ride…”
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What a fucking narcissist
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If I had a nickel for every time Will Ferrell played a business executive in the fictionalized “real world” of a movie about a popular toy empire, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.
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1 ticket for 1 ticket for Oppenheimer Barbie please please
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Next week
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Kenough is Kenough
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POV: You are Lisan al Gaib
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I was literally just thinking that “Barbie” is a perfect standalone film.
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Mattel wants to create a ton of ‘BARBIE’ sequels. “It’s a very rich universe… It’s a very broad and very elastic brand, in terms of opportunities.” (Source: )
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Nesbitt (2022) She’s all out of Darjeeling #Lightyear
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“Do you guys ever think about how much a one day ticket to Disney will cost ten years from now?”
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Waking up Waking up for work for Disney
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Disneyland is just covered in Jizz during Star Wars Nite! 💫
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Me in my Me as a relatively edgy phase well adjusted in High School adult
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When you are pretending to drive on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, and your friend plays along
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This is my Multiverse of Madness
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WHAT IF?
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Barbie’s Mojo Dojo DreamHouse Casa House
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My two Pfizer shots watching the Delta Variant try to enter my body
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Omg here he comes
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When you’re at Mickey’s PhilharMagic and Donald crashes into the wall
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Leaving Disney World like
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Disney execs after years of free FastPass
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“This edible ain’t shiiiii….”
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My intrusive thoughts when I walk by the forbidden Space Mountain ball pit
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Wholesome content
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“It’s only a fireworks show” *Happily Ever After- Go the Distance segment Me:
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No one hangs from the ceiling by his penis like Gaston
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Early Entry to Magic Kingdom Rope-Drop Closing
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The best sun bleached boi
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“So anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”
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“I’m never going to Me at Disney Disney again. It’s again too expensive.”
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Disney Parks be like: $13.29
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Get you a girl who can do both
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Why do all my ride photos turn out like this?
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When I leave The Haunted Mansion
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Get in, loser. We’re truly Living with the Land.
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“I’m going to marry your dad, Ryan.”
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Happy three year anniversary to this iconic moment
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His job is (Blizzard) Beach
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Big missed opportunity for a re-release
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When Steven Spielberg tells me that E.T. needs MY help
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Mickey’s Mojo Dojo Casa House
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Mickey Mouse during the Fantasmic finale
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You know what ‘OHANA means
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His job is beach
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This fake Moana 2 image circulating online is so dang funny
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Don’t speak to me or my son ever again
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When you’re at Muppet*Vision 3D and the Swedish Chef starts shooting
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Star Tours is so much cooler than Smugglers Run, and it’s not even close
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NEW: Starting April 5 at Walt Disney World, Disneyland Resort, and Disneyland Paris -- Star Tours -- The Adventures Continue will include new locations and characters from “Ahsoka,” “Andor,” and “The Mandalorian."
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If Walt Disney were still alive:
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2024 goal: even more trains
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Universal showed us an incredible immersive themed land/ Disney showed us a rat bus
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Malinda 🏰 Disney Swiftie 🧜‍♀️🍹🌐❤️
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Taylor and friends on Tower of Terror
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Start of End of Ratatouille Ratatouille queue queue
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Rock ‘n’ rollercoaster is going down for at least a month long refurb What ridiculous re-theme rumor should we start?
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POV: You’re Dinoland USA
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Nobody: Haunted Mansion Ghost Host:
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🎶 No one’s slick as Gaston! No one’s quick as Gaston! No one hangs from a tree by his d**k like Gaston! 🎶
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Attractions opened during Bob Chapek’s stint as CEO that are closed or closing: 1. KiteTales 2. Enchantment 3. Harmonious 4. Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser 5. That sign at Castaway Cay that called him a “Master Ship Builder”
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Happy Birthday to a real one
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Disney influencers when a new cupcake drops
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If you hate Living with the Land, you’re about to be living with these hands. 🤛
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He is Risen 🙌
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The Ub erasure continues
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Watching the track switch on Expedition Everest
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Woah! I can’t believe this was announced at the D23 Expo parks panel! 🤩
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NOT DEAD YET MOTHERF*CKERS
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Avenge the Fallen
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Here is your first look inside Avengers Campus at Disney California Adventure park, opening June 4 to California Residents at the @Disneyland Resort! More details on the Disney Parks Blog: #HeroesAssemble
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“Those mother f**kers back there are not real!”
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Ur in their DMs I’m in their imagination🌈
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Never forget
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Ghost Host: “Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here — but there’s room for 1,000. Any volunteers? (LOL.)” Me:
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“LOOK AT THIS PIZZA RAT!”
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There’s only one thing Disney could do to compete with Epic Universe
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Me watching the Cast Member in plain clothes controlling R2-D2 in Galaxy’s Edge
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never forget what they took from you
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@TheHorizoneer
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never forget what they took from you
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PLEASE TUG ON THE YELLOW STRAP
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WALT DISNEY LIVED IN AN APARTMENT OVER THE FIRE STATION WHEN HE WAS AT DISNEYLAND NOW THE CAST LEAVES A LAMP ON IN THE WINDOW AS A TRIBUTE HOWEVER THE LAMP IN THE WINDOW IS NOT THE ORIGINAL LAMP THAT WAS IN THE WINDOW WHILE WALT WAS ALIVE
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No Wordle, just EPCOT’s World Showcase 🇮🇹⬜️🇺🇸⬜️🇯🇵 🇩🇪🟦🟦🟦🇲🇦 🍦🟦🎆🟦🇫🇷 🇨🇳🟦🟦🟦🇬🇧 🇳🇴🇲🇽⬜️🍟🇨🇦
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