>Be the PM of Belgium
>The King refuses to sign the law decriminilizing abortion
>The Parliament declares that he is insane
>The law is passed without the consent of the other bozo
>The King copes and seethes
>Be the king of Lichtenstein
>Constitutional referendum is on the ballot to give you absolute power
>Threaten citizens that you'll go into exile and take all your wealth if it fails
>Referendum passes 65-35
>Use said new powers to veto all laws trying to legalize abortion
Thousands of Syrians rally in the city of Idlib, northern Syria, in a massive show of support for the Palestinian people amid the ongoing Israeli war of genocide on Gaza.
> Be Charles de Gaulle
> Invited to 🇨🇦 by the PM
> Refuses to go
> Invited by Quebec's PM
> Accept
> Refuse to take the plane, bc you don't want to land in angloïd territory
> Organizator make sure that there are no mics
> Still get one
> "VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE"
> Angloids mad
> Free your country from foreign powers
> Rapidly industrialize your country
> Enact progressive policies, granting rights to women, for example
> Fight clerical power
> Fight tribalism
> Be Enver Hoxha
> Pic unrelated
@karl_anon1
@Valkrsnq
Thesis: We should hate East Germans
Antithesis: We should hate West German
Synthesis: We should hate all Germans
Hatred for Germans is nothing but the purest form of dialectical thinking
États-Unis : une réfugiée nord-coréenne assimile le wokisme et la cancel culture à son vécu en Corée du Nord, parle de "pur camp d'endoctrinement" et de "lavage de cerveau" à propos de son université ; «Je ne pense pas qu'il nous reste beaucoup de temps»
@harrisondubay
Sweatshop conditions are terrible but in the countries they're located in, it generally beats subsistence agriculture or the pay local businesses provide
> Be islamophobic
> Beat the shit out of protesters
> Have nationalists in your govt
> Threatens to dissolve organisation that criticize you claiming they support Islamists
> Close mosquees without the agreement of a judge
> Be Macron
> Pic unrelated
My prof: Louis XVI was killed even tho he didn't do anything wrong
Me: 🙋♀️didnt Louis XVI try to escape to Germany to ally himself with the emigre army and the Coalition to topple the French Revolution that was, until then, not hostile to him?
My prof (decades in academia): idk
Colonialism? Who built the churches, and where does the name Kosovo i Metohija come from?
Also, no, these measures were implemented BECAUSE of Albanian aggression such as seen in 1871, 1912, 1940, and 1997 as well as continuous UÇK bombings.
@LesLevellers
@Nassreddin2002
@FamkeJetten
Talking about second class citizens in the Middle Ages is a ridiculous anachronsim + the dhimma wasn't implemented everywhere and always in the same way.
@massote_old
Baudouin accepte la proposition que Martens a faite, après avoir fait traîne la loi sur 5 jours et avoir refusé les autres solutions des ministres.
> Be Mehdi Frashëri
> Become governor of Palestine under the Ottoman Empire
> Allow Jewish immigrants to install themselves
> Proposes the creation of a Arab-Jewish confederation in the Holy Land
> Germany invades Albania
> Become the head of Nazi puppet govt
@LesLevellers
@Nassreddin2002
@FamkeJetten
That's not true, there are places where they were discriminated against during certains periods but drawing large overreaching conclusions from these situations would be a clumsy generalisation
Not a fan of the current EU but even great progressive figures such as Victor Hugo, Aristide Briand and Trotsky were in favour of a United States of Europe
free palestine. free corsica. free friesland. free cornwall. free karelia. free transnistria. free tamil. free basuria. free südtirol. free galicia. free every and all nations experiencing genocide, colonisation, oppression in the name of capitalism and facing persecution.
“Wednesday” star Jenna Ortega reveals to New Yorker that “Comprendre le Nazisme” by Johann Chapoutot was her latest read.
“Chapoutot shows how Nazism wasnt just an accident in Western history. It is a breathtaking and disturbing analysis of this horrendous ideology”