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'Survivor' coverage worth playing for...wrestling and other whatnot as well. Views expressed are my own. He/Him/His

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10 months
Here's the first look at the cover of my debut graphic novel "The Bad Guy" and your first chance to pre-order the digital copy!
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Survivor production having some fun at Matt's expense. #Survivor #Survivor44
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4 years
What the odds this would air during Ash Wednesday? #Survivor #Survivor40
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2 years
Maybe more people would vote if they could fold the ballot in half, place it in an urn, and then talk some trash into a nearby camera. #survivor
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1 year
So wait, everyone is eligible to be voted out except for the person with immunity? I like this twist. #Survivor
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1 year
In my head-canon, Matt, Frannie, and Carson stayed up at Ponderosa putting together those voting stats while everyone else was partying. #Survivor44 #Survivor
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2 years
Well, that's just mean. #Survivor #Survivor43
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2 years
I love it when someone appreciates their own blindside. #Survivor42
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1 year
Coach is so jealous. #survivor #survivor44
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7 months
Early #Survivor Auction Prediction: Austin blows every cent on a sandwich.
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5 years
Should we be talking about this? #Survivor
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4 years
“It’s either you or me tonight. I know that. But do you?” That’s a great line. #Survivor
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2 months
I don't know what happened, but I hope Venus takes full credit again. #Survivor #Survivor46
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At least Charlie won a million hearts. #survivor #survivor46
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3 months
My mom texts me like once a year… #survivor #survivor46
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4 years
Oh, this explains it. #Survivor
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Jelinsky going full Halpert #survivor #survivor46
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4 years
Note to #Survivor Producers: STOP TRYING TO KILL ETHAN!
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4 years
I'm offended that anyone thinks they can replace Malcolm, Adam. #Survivor40
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3 years
I also like that Shan dresses like my favorite Mario Kart character. #Survivor41
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2 years
Facebook is furious. #Survivor
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7 months
Is Kaleb going to be the best winner ever or the heartbreaking Jesse-esque elimination? #Survivor #Survivor45
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2 years
If 90-minute episodes are necessary to get us Owen's inner monologue while retrieving water, then bring on the long episodes. #Survivor
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I agree that the jury always picks the right winner, but I'm really feeling for Charlie right now. #Survivor
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2 years
Survivor players trying to figure out how to rate their confidence... #Survivor #Survivor43
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1 year
Shut off the cameras, Danny just won “Survivor 44.” #survivor #survivor44
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2 years
Jason Bateman is the only choice to play Jeff Probst in the “Survivor” movie.
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2 years
Anyone else feel like Rocksroy would have dominated this game 20 years ago? #Survivor #Survivor42
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4 years
During “Survivor: San Juan Del Sur” an Anderson sister was voted off first and an Anderson sister won the whole thing. Could history repeat itself?
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5 years
DOES SHE SERIOUSLY WANT A CHEESEBURGER?! LIKE ONE THAT'S MADE FROM A COW?! #Survivor
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4 years
Uh oh...the Internet's gonna explode... #Survivor40
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2 years
So...if nobody watches "Love Boat" we get permanent 90-minute Survivor and Amazing Race? #Survivor #AmazingRace
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6 months
Nothing from Bruce? Did Katurah produce this segment?! #Survivor #Survivor45
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4 years
Natalie's like... #Survivor
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5 years
I’m all in on Rob and Sandra’s little Tribal cubby hole as long as it provides reactions like this... #Survivor
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4 years
It’s so weird to see Adam edited like a dope and Wendell edited like a villain considering how well they came off in their winning seasons. #Survivor
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2 years
I think I'll remember this season as having an awesome, diverse cast, that was somewhat overshadowed by the need to cram 20 pounds of advantages into a 10-pound bag. Casting works. The format works. Trust them. #Survivor #Survivor41
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Denise learned a lesson tonight; there's only one Malcolm Freberg, and he is friggin' perfect. #Survivor #Survivor40 @MalcolmWHW @goofygal1171
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6 years
Gah...You can't push yourself as the ultimate social experiment and then let someone gimmick their way to the end. #SurvivorFinale
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4 years
Wow...Cops R Us = 3 for 3
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1 year
Don’t mind me, I’m just here for caffeinated Cody. #survivor
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4 years
Survivor on Instagram: “Bad news, my father is sick.” Survivor Fan 1: “So sorry to hear that. :(“ Survivor Fan 2: “Wishing him well!” Survivor Fan 3: “Why did you play your idol at final seven?”
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7 years
Quick Thought: @JEFFVARNER has probably been beating himself up over this since last summer. If Zeke can forgive him, then so should we.
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6 years
Exclusive footage of the end of Tribal Council. #Survivor
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Ben is unfamiliar with the words “good” and “bad.” Things either rock or they don’t rock. It’s like if Dewey Finn was a real guy. #Survivor #Survivor46
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If a tribe didn’t want the other tribes to know who had the idol, they could all say the catchphrase together. #survivor
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1 year
And the smartest thing ever said on #survivor is…
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4 years
I reached out to CBS for a statement or a word from Jeff Probst. I was told there was no statement at this time and Jeff will not be doing any additional press. #Survivor
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My thoughts on the Parvati/Venus debate - Parvati’s greatest gift is similar to that of Regina George; you want her to like you. Venus doesn’t seem to share this trait (in the game, at least.)
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2 years
RECORD SCRATCH!!!! What?! How?! #survivor
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Sydney is “the threat of threats,” she’s “savvy as hell,” she’s “good looking,” and she’s a “physical threat.” Source: Sydney. #Survivor
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4 years
Next time you feel like cursing out or threatening a player on social media, remember that they're fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, daughters, and sons. #Survivor
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1 year
Based on exit press, it's pretty clear that whoever won the fire challenge was going to win "Survivor 43."
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You know how I know Probst is a pro? He didn't burst into tears while snuffing that torch. #Survivor #SurvivorWinnersatWar
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I loved it when Sandra won "Survivor: Several." #Survivor #Survivor46
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10 years
What's the sound of a million dollars flying out the window? Wooooooooooooo... #survivorfinale
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OK, in his defense, it was worth a shot. #Survivor #SurvivorWinnersAtWar
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2 years
This is great and all, but why did Rocksroy vote for Lindsey? #Survivor
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5 years
At this point, CBS should just buy Fiji.
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4 years
Regarding Amber, Michele, etc.: The right person wins every season of “Survivor.” As a viewer you can say that you wouldn’t vote for someone based on what you saw from the edit. But, managing the jury and their needs and wants and expectations is part of the game. #Survivor
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What's Q's responsibility here? It's a game? She knew what she was getting into by coming to Fiji. #Survivor #Survivor46
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I feel like men should care about women's issues even if they were sibling-less orphans with no daughters.
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Say I get voted out, then I spend the next few weeks being besties with the jury and then get back into the game? Seems troublesome. #Survivor
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Angelina gave up immunity to get rice for the tribe?! Why is this the first I'm hearing of this?! #Survivor
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4 years
Hey, at least tonight’s winner will have played the full 39 days. #glasshalffull
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Wait, so he’ll play the fake-fake advantage, Probst will say it’s fake, then he’ll still have the real-fake advantage and nobody will know about it? This is some 4-D chess. #Survivor
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6 years
Tell me Angela wasn't in charge of any military secrets. #SurvivorFinale
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Keith: Jeff, I'm so glad I didn't quit! Also Keith: I quit. #Survivor
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Ken: “I don’t just have a five-minute conversation and then hop in bed with somebody.” The Rest of the World: "Damnit!" #Survivor
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I’ve never had a single tank of gas last so long before.
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"Maybe your...leadership...will..." Katurah talking to Bruce and making me spit Diet Pepsi across my living room. #Survivor #Survivor45
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3 years
Currently in the game... 3 Immunity Idols 3 Extra Votes 1 Knowledge Is Power 1 Magic Hourglass 12 Shot in the Dark Dice Am I missing any?
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I hate ...HATE... this twist. So, someone in the dominant alliance can just throw the challenge for people on the bottom AND cost them their votes?! What if Julie just takes a seat at the start of the challenge? #Survivor #Survivor45
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2 years
I consider myself lucky to be a survivor of the great Wordle cleansing of 2022.
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5 years
Exclusive first look at the new double idol. #Survivor
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Fun Fact: Seven years ago I crafted a single logo using all of the #Survivor logos. CBS was impressed and turned it into one of the most popular lines of merchandise they've ever produced including mugs, apparel, coasters, tote bags, blankets, and even an ugly holiday sweater.
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Facebook does an amazing job of making me hate people that I used to feel indifferent toward.
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Natalie doesn't understand why someone would target an older woman first. I don’t know what to say except…WATCH….LITERALLY…THE FIRST EPISODE OF THIS SHOW EVER. #Survivor
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If Jeff tells me I'm going to fail in a challenge, I'm gonna ask him to bet some rice on it. #Survivor #Survivor46
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The first post-“Survivor” Wednesday night is always weird.
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I love Tony so much. I'm so glad I didn't have to watch him die on my TV. #Survivor
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Gimme #Survivor players who did a 180 after a horrific start ala Emily...go!
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Behind-the-Scenes Tidbit: When Ethan said, “It’s good to be back,” we all cheered.
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Fun Fact: Medical has had more screen time this episode than Purple Kelly had in all of "Survivor: Nicaragua." #Survivor44
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Survivor Game Changer Malcolm Freberg @MalcolmWHW ranks the Winners as they head into War. #Survivor #Survivor40 #SurvivorWinnersatWar
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Stephanie wins the evening for saying they need Donathan in case “we need a little person to shove into something.” #Survivor
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So wait, he found and advantage and didn't immediately tell all the hot girls? Strategy has advanced since last season. #Survivor
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Oh crap, is this dude’s shirt an immunity idol? #Survivor
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Fun Fact: I didnt know EoE was back while conducting pregame interviews. So, all of the responses were unprompted.
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You can just not like “Friends.” You don’t need to tell us.
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My wife: Who do you think will get voted out first? Me: You know I was there, right?
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Wow, I forgot how friggin great the cast of “David vs. Goliath” was. #Survivor #slamtown
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Wait, David is Wardog’s nemesis? I thought Wardog's natural enemy was subtlety. #Survivor
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Welp, Maria just broke that game. Hats off. #Survivor46 #Survivor
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What’s the big deal, most of us haven’t received any final Tribal Council votes. #survivor
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Hooray for Jackson's tribe being so loving and supportive when he shared with them that he's a transgender man. What a game changer. #Survivor #Survivor42
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I don't know if I'd still be able to smile after the 30th air-guitar-with-machete solo. #Survivor #Survivor45
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Maybe don't tell everyone how you practiced the puzzles at home. #Survivor44
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