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@GodofKrypton

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Eph '12, EHS '07, FSU, GB, Syvad; tiramisu. No AOC slander shall prosper. Affordable Housing Consultant.

Titletown, USA
Joined May 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@GodofKrypton
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4 years
Odell Beckham when a girl says her stomach is feeling bubbly:
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4 years
She belong to the white sheets #OnlyKlans
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5 years
Gonna tell my kids this the 'I Have A Dream' speech
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2 years
Not Ben Roethlisberger announcing his retirement and 'Big Rape' immediately trending.
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3 years
@primediscussion @Jani__Gee Nursing is a practice in which near 90-93% of its practitioners are women; of that percentage, 75.4% of them are white. We have heavily underestimated how anti-vax the average white woman is despite information available.
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9 months
Mike Norvell went to the podium after beating LSU 45-24 talking about "I don't think we played our best game." LMAO yall are so fucked.
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1 year
At miami we had the best secondary in college football. Ivey, Rique, and Kam. Line that shit up!
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@primediscussion They would have to fight me; I'd re-enact the cooking on the sidelines.
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2 years
Give Sam McCall jersey No. 2
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3 years
@Jani__Gee Why would you bring logic into this situation when panic and hysteria are so readily available?
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4 months
This Cowboys vid gonna be legendary.
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6 months
@msolurin "Wake up, babe! New Eric Adams crime just dropped."
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3 years
Final FSU 26 - BC 3, Refs 20.
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4 months
@msolurin Niggas that have never spoken a single word about voting suddenly care about the 'crisis at our border'
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2 years
@Jani__Gee The cereal I get because those containers are more airtight than the boxes but he's 100% right about everything else
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5 years
@brittanyrennerr If Tom Brady ain't retiring yet then neither should she.
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8 months
Yall got until 7 o'clock to get over it, I ain't about to read pissy tweets all week over a 3-0 football team.
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5 years
"Distraction Becky"
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1 year
Give Hykeem No. 2.
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Deion Sanders called 5-star WR Hykeem Williams before he signed with Florida State...
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SEC Broadcasters:
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On3
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Mercer OL transfer Nigajuan “Ni” Mansell has committed to South Carolina🤙
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2 years
FSU was 7.5 point favorites in its last two games. They've outscored those opponents 83-6.
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@KTJ1725 @Jani__Gee She showed too much grace; my petty ass wants to see. I'm not going to make fun of his wife but I am nosy.
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3 years
JTrav slander is automatic fight on sight; that's family and nobody talks about family.
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5 months
FSU's edge rusher pedigree in the league for the foreseeable future: Brian Burns Josh Sweat Jermaine Johnson Jared Verse.
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8 months
Red-pill incelism is 100% a global health crisis because its endgame will likely lead to massive, organized violence against women.
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4 years
Dan Wolken
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I want everyone to compare this fierceness and expediency of this response vs. The timid late response to your undefeated champion being left out. A process that you were so unprepared for THAT THE REST OF THE ACC SPENT HOURS SCRAMBLING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT BOWL THEY MIGHT PLAY IN
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💫🅰️♈️🆔
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Statement from ACC/Jim Phillips...
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Defenses when they see FSU in 11 personnel and the personnel are Trey Benson, Jaheim Bell, Johnny Wilson, Kentron Poitier, and Keon Coleman:
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FSU essentially ended this man's run at Auburn. "I'm not a Florida State fan, I'm a Mike fan." Wrong is wrong.
@FOX35Jessica
Jessica Eley FOX 35
6 months
Gus Malzahn talks about the College Football Playoff committee's snub of Florida State.
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2 years
Damn Miami lost to FSU and didn't play in a bowl game. Sucks to suck.
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6 months
His armor is starting to crack. Coward can't stand on business. Keep applying pressure.
@CFBRep
College Football Report
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Kirk Herbstreit addresses the hate from the Florida State fanbase 😳 “When they b---h and complain. They don’t like facts. They don’t like information. They like conspiracy theories.”
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SEC leadership went on TV campaigning for its teams in a glorified beauty pageant contest (and it worked); ACC leadership sent a mildly upset text after the results were already baked. Fuck. The. ACC. as a staff, label, and as a motherfucking crew.
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3 years
Pray for Anthony Richardson. Ain't nothing wrong with him but they left Jermaine Johnson off the Bednarik Award finalists for two guys that have missed a half seasons worth of games.
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4 years
The Jags on the path to Trevor Lawrence:
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5 months
There's a lot of people out there who need to realize that if FSU wins, then we get FSU vs. USC in Beach volleyball.
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"Wake up, babe. Another Miami program failed to live up to preseason expectations.
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@CBKReport
College Basketball Report
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Miami was the #13 team this preseason. The Canes were: • Fresh off Final 4 Appearance • Landed Great Players from Portal • Returned Some Key Players The result was… disastrous. Miami went 15-17, losing 10-straight to end the season, finished 2nd to last in ACC play.
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Fsu fans are going to be insufferable all offseason. Other teams will bring up the Orange Bowl, and they will never realize that we don't care.
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First round draft pick: *sees qb's leg explode in game 11* *wins out anyway* *sees efforts invalidated by blind- voting committee* *opts out to protect ability to earn GENERATIONAL money* Short-sighted losers on Twitter who could never do what they do:
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CFB Focus 🏈
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It really would have been nice had @FSUFootball , after all of its posturing about being left out of the College Football Playoff, treated the Orange Bowl seriously. I guess there's nothing to proving a point, maybe showing the committee it was wrong in leaving you out? Instead
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4 years
He showed symptoms all week and you couldn't leave one player home? Yup....totally FSU's fault.
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Metro started the Make-A-Diss foundation; this is insane.
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#bbldrizzybeatgiveaway uh.. take that drake? you scallywag!
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And then they said, "LSU is favored by 2.5"
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@SLOplays @BradicalYT Gohan still owes Frieza the fade from when he got resurrected; it's coming.
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Tate Rodemaker, Brock Glenn, AJ Duffy or Monkey D Luffy. It don't matter, Noles by 13.
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2 years
Give him No. 2.
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"Dabo, was it a good idea to rank Ohio State 11th in your final coaches poll?" Dabo:
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6 months
Considering the situation, time of possession, and the inability of the offense to stay on the field, this is a historically good defensive performance
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FSU Football
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On the way to improving to 13-0 and winning the ACC title, we broke the ACC Championship Game record with 1⃣4⃣ TFLs #NoleFamily | #KeepCLIMBing
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2 years
@SenseiProfessor Legends entire anniversary is "Did you summon? No? Then fuck you"
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Recruits be like "FSU fans wya?" Over here not following your teenage ass until you sign a letter of intent; that's where "we" at.
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@msolurin You know she about to go in when she don't even take the bonnet off before going in
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Please God no more Andre Ware games.
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We did that without Tamorrion Terry
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Even when the product is shit it's easy for me to love FSU; the hard part is y'all. Goddamn, shut the fuck up sometimes.
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@espn
ESPN
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What team and season fits this? 🤔
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2 years
Looking at the rest of the schedule....LINE THAT SHIT UP.
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6 months
RT if your team is 12-0, I'm trying to see something.
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Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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Aye yall, it was personal:
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Nicholas Villareal
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As someone who found out the game was cancelled after waking up in a hotel in Tallahassee FL, this shit personal
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2 years
Wouldn't trust him to pull a pie out the oven.
@NDFootball
Notre Dame Football
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football + family #GoIrish
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That's a slap on the wrist, keep cheating. As a penalty, we volunteer to vacate the orange bowl
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@Jani__Gee A boys only boat party is a fishing trip; aint nothing interesting about that.
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@BudElliott3 Staff put a 14 point underdog playing 4 reserve lineman in a position to win; you really cannot ask for a better effort from a preparation/in-game management perspective.
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Jimbo could come out today and say "FSU was the worst experience of my life. I'm glad I'm home" and I would still say 'Go Aggies' on Saturday.
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Travis to the charges:
@cathyrusson
Cathy Russon
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NOT GUILTY on all counts for #TravisRudolph .
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"Fake Momentum 31 - VHS Dreams 28" LMAOOOO @Nolecast
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The 2013 FSU defense is wildly underrated. The entire DL and Secondary is still in the league.
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This dude is 100% dawg; when you watch the replay you're going to see just how well he played.
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ACC Network
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Every member of that secondary is still in the NFL; yeah THAT secondary.
@AdamSchefter
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Saints’ safety P.J. Williams is returning to New Orleans on a one-year deal, per source. This now will be Williams’ eighth season with the Saints.
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I understand FSU's administration wanting to be above the fray but I dont think this is one of those situations where you let a fucking idiot like Dabo just go off on you w/ no response.
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@Bebop_YT @DFreeDBZHD @Goreshx Dfree when he heard 'it's time to settle this'
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@Raiyuden_YT @DaTruthDT What if it's just two episodes of frieza getting pummeled?
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You know who is salivating at the idea of FSU in the B1G? Gus Johnson Think about the brand of football that man has been forced to call. Now he might get to watch Mike Norvell call an offense.
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Outrageous
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@primediscussion Why don't these dudes ever become radicalized about chocolate chip cookies? Pick something that isn't potentially harmful on a global scale.
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FSU's recruiting strategy:
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5 years
T.I. gonna be checking everything at the entrance
@BDavisUT
Brian Davis
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Found this new artist rendering with an overhead view of the new south end zone project at DKR-TMS. Now I'm starting to get what the "Longhorn patio" looks like.
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Return policies are good for 30 days, not 20 years.
@83_87_89_91_01
GO ‘CANES!
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Hey, College Football. We kept the receipts.
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This is the 2011 class all over again; Florida State University is not fucking around.
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I'm about to say something I know is going to get me packed up . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I would like to see jimbo at the 2013 national championship celebration.
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Fuck you Dabo you hoe-ass, bitch-ass, bible-thumping fraudulent motherf----
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@Grinch21188235 Each time zone did like maybe a week, then memorial day hit and Americans decided that mediocre cookouts and flag trunks and bikinis were more important than public health
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That Miami FSU game next year gonna have some heat on it
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August 15th, 2023 and them boys talking about "next year in 2024"
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Hilarious part about Notre Dame is if they joined the ACC they would've been in.
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3 years
Mike Norvell's not getting fired. Can't make it any plainer than that.
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"I hate yall" -12
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"4th and 1 for FSU, Jesse" "DJ Uiagalelei converts on the 4th and 1 QB sneak, but we forgot to add the ACC factor so the committee has decided to award the first down to Florida" "They just converted Jesse. Come on" "ACC yards are not equal to SEC yards, Joe. First down gators."
@On3sports
On3
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NEWS: Florida State & Louisville have emerged as the top suitors for Oregon State transfer QB DJ Uiagalelei, @PeteThamel reports. Mississippi State has also shown interest in the former 5-star recruit👀
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So all these years I've been playing Call of Duty with a bunch of diabetics.
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5 months
You didn't have anything to say on December 3rd. Don't say anything now.
@SWiltfong_
Steve Wiltfong
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Sad to read this tweet
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2 years
Hykeem was in the stands like "He dropping dimes; I know I can catch them shits."
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When you're against the Death Penalty but also see that it's Dylan Roof being put to death
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