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Joined March 2011
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5 years
kim kardashian saying "ok let's focus" when her kid is screaming crying on the floor over something stupid is LITERALLY me to myself
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3 years
i am SCREAMIN omg
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5 months
not bein funny scissors don't glide through wrapping paper like they used to
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2 years
this is the most cursed piece of furniture of all time whenever you see one in someone's house u know you're about to have an off putting time
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4 years
think i might buy this and go as mrs hinch's settee for halloween
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2 years
what is it about british winter that if you're stood still its fuckin freezing but as soon as you start walking anywhere you're sweating like you've never sweated before
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2 years
absolutely no profession i respect more than secondary school teachers i would simply rather be dead than interact with teenagers on purpose
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3 years
this scammer trying to sell this cracked to shit settee as animal print!!! love the audacity tbh
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3 years
absolutely nothing funnier than holding up something fuck ugly in a charity shop and asking your mate if they want it
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5 years
why wasn't georgia nicholson invited to the met gala
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5 years
the line "i messed my pants when we flew over france" in busted's air hostess means he came in his undies which i did NOT understand as a child and thought he SHIT HIMSELF
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1 year
u never see cracked iphones anymore do you did iphone get better or did we all collectively stop flingin em everywhere
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2 years
someone should make a website called Did They Go Private School and you can type in a celebs name and then you know
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4 years
did a LONG and largely shit insta live on the new government anti-obesity regulations but here's my points on HOW BAD THIS IS surmised
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4 years
if i was allowed to remove something inane from existence forever it would be plates because every meal is better in a wide pasta bowl
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3 years
every time i belt a dress i feel like gok wan is gonna grab me from behind and tell me to look at my waist
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2 years
harry styles wishes he had what mika naturally possesses
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4 years
as much as she's a gimp i CBA with the amount of transphobia caityn's gonna get
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ITV Press Centre
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Confirmed: I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! Ian Wright, Caitlyn Jenner, Nadine Coyle, Myles Stephenson, Adele Roberts, Andrew Maxwell, Jacqueline Jossa, Roman Kemp, James Haskell ,Kate Garraway. Full contestant details - #ImACeleb
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3 years
remember when maoams used to be flat out shagging on the packets
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2 years
the absolute worst bit about going for fancy pizza is having to cut it yourself why are you trying to make me look like a dick
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3 years
most chaotic thing i've ever heard
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4 years
what's the worst thing someone's said to u during sex mine is a toss up between "i could tell you liked it because you weren't fake moaning but grunting" and "you are due on your period next week i can taste it" BUT the real worst bit is these were said to me by the same guy
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3 years
nothing thrills me more than seeing someone soft launch a partner on insta who's holding that mug opposite you we all know where those hands have been can't wait for the grand reveal
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3 years
look at this description of mean girls i'm sorry but that is..... not the plot
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2 years
kier starmers wife looks like bimini
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5 years
asos keep doing this v specific thing where they make and sell clothing quite clearly for queer men then get their straight customers to laugh at the products in the comments??? fuck off??
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3 years
every time an episode of uk drag race is on i'm yelling screaming hollering but usa drag race just feels like a chore now like ringing your family after you get your birthday prezzies u don't wanna do it but u have to
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3 years
omfg was taking selfies and mosh spotted a fly i am SCREAMIN my goth baby
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2 years
sick of clothing penalising me for having gigantic gorgeous breasts
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1 year
someone's not been to a big asda recently
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2 years
this is the funniest thing men have done in a while hahahhaa
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2 years
fav one yet
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4 years
back in my day doin cyber meant sexting with pedos on habbo hotel and quite frankly i don't see how that is meant to translate into a career
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3 years
how is it 2021 and places are still serving bean burgers as their vegetarian option
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1 month
idk i think we need to stop thinking of food waste as a mam binning one fifth of a slice of ham to make eating fun for her kids & turn that anger towards big corps who purposefully burn and destroy overstocked but usable food supplies to keep their prices bloated
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I feel like this is super wasteful and using a knife and telling the ole kids that non circular foods are fine will be good too and if they don't like it then teach them how to make bento boxes of their own that completely avoid any of this mess.
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3 years
not jake saying on morning telly he wanted to dump liberty but didn't have the guts!!!! i'm gonna flip this table lib looks so sad she doesn't deserve it!!!
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3 years
can't actually believe it
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4 years
my mate works in a cafe in london and said la roux comes in and orders an oat milk latte which is v on brand but i wanna make an insta of celeb drinks orders coz a diff mate served charlotte church once and she got a DOUBLE BAILEYS nd more people should know about this chaos
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3 years
why do ibuprofen get a sugar coating but not paracetamol it's not fair
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8 months
what is it about being due on your period that makes your makeup look like you did it entirely with testers nicked from boots
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3 years
i'm fuckin howling
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2 years
oh my GOD i just bought this little trinket in a charity shop coz it made me laugh it said goblin on it (there was a merlin too) and i've just opened it and there's fuckin ASHES INSIDE that's it i'm cursed for life now aren't i
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3 years
:)
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23 days
they're in love
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3 years
this is so wholesome i want to die
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5 years
this is DRIPPING in subtle fatphobia and is how poisonous the way fat people are really spoken about - unfeminine, "we'll never see a lift from you", more anna nicole smith
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4 years
I've been getting more and more frustrated with the sustainable clothing conversation being aimed at fat people when there's nothing in that arena for us to wear !! So I wrote about it for @Refinery29UK
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3 years
i just can't wait to step into a fuckin charity shop u know
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3 years
i wish tayce could see she is the funniest person on earth??? her confessionals are the best brightest and most hilarious by FAR
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GINA TONIC
11 months
i cant even put into words the depths of pain i am feeling over what has happened to my gorgeous, tenacious, caring, gobby best friend last week. it still doesn't feel real. finding you that morning and dealing with your loss is finding a new way to break my heart every second.
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1 year
nah it's not even funny at this point
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2 years
dasha nekrasova dating louis ck is literally the american version of james acaster's missus leaving him for mr bean
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4 years
STOP IT
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2 years
people who send christmas cards absolutely amaze me the energy the organisation the care
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3 years
imagine thinkin i would put myself in a position that brings 8000 brexit trolls to my front door...... i don't think
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2 years
omg was proper sat here like wow no takeaways in january is goin so well we're a week in and i don't even fancy one...... it's been 3 days
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5 years
if you've never wee'd then had to dry ur pussy with the cardboard roll coz there's no paper left then we just aren't from the same class bracket
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5 years
some lads tinder bio is "peng ting with lewis capaldis personality" but that will NEVER happen that personality is carefully cultivated from bein chubby and weird ya whole life and havin to make people laugh so they don't bully the shit out of you
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7 years
h&m sizing
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2 years
ummmm the best kept secret of my loife was shooting for the shoe brand of my life @drmartens for their sandals campaign 🤭🤭🥹 hehe
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5 years
if i see ONE more lingerie campaign of a size 12 girl sat on a wooden chair in a full coverage bra and high waist knicker for "real women" i'm fuckin rioting
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3 years
hopping into the london rent discourse to let u know i pay £275 a month for a city centre flat in manchester and it makes me very smug 🥰
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7 months
i've never done a craft in my life but i saw this necklace brand and i've been obsessed but i don't have three hundred quid to spare so i'm gonna give it a go wish me luck
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2 years
she said FUCK pam and tommy
@netflix
Netflix
2 years
Pamela Anderson is ready to tell her story in a new documentary. The film, which has been in the making for several years, will feature the pop culture icon setting the record straight as she looks back on her professional path and her personal journey.
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1 year
a lil commotion for the dress 🥰
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3 years
just gonna say it percy pigs aren't nice get a life
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2 years
this is fatphobic
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3 years
i 1000000% only love love actually because of where bill nighy says "thank you ant or dec" just a sheerly beautiful comedic line 10/10
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2 years
dunno who nomadic are or if they make any other products but they 10000% smashed it out the park on this one
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1 year
why are asos doin a refer your mate get 20% off deal like i know more people with asos accounts than people with tv licences
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5 years
Gonna put this in my Tinder bio hehe By me + big kisses to @emmaggarland for commissioning 💙
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4 years
just seen this on someone's story i am SCREAMIN
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2 years
ALL brands with a plus size line would make double their money if they just made the straight size line in extended sizing
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4 years
i'm 26
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3 years
no restaurant existing could ever create a desert on a level anywhere near a rolo yoghurt
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4 years
my doctor to me when i come in with an ear infection
@harrisonjbrock
Harrison Brocklehurst
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my Nintendo Wii Fit board after I stepped on it in 2008:
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4 years
If a lettuce is £1 and 20 frozen nuggets in Iceland is £1, which is more likely to sustain you/a family for longer and is easier and nicer to eat dick brain
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1 year
i'd like to see the statistics on how many people have ordered a chinese after this week online
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4 years
thinkin about the girl working the self service machines at tesco in december who couldn't arsed goin to find a tag for the tinsel i was trying to buy and after confirming i wasn't a secret shopper, told me to just walk out with it hope she's havin a good 2020
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3 years
the reaaaaaal tea is i've never seen a thin person look as good in a crop top as a fat person does
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2 years
a woman is anyone who has cried on a night out but still called it a class night out the next day and a man is anyone who's cried on a night out and immediately gone home and nobody's allowed to mention it ever again
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4 years
i have been ~unlucky in love for like three years and finally i have met someone who actually fills all my needs and i found out i got a new job on friday and he went out and got me these 😭 we've been seeing each other for like two weeks 🥺 wtf!!!!
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i hate when fat celebs are like there is NOTHING out there for fat women which is why I designed a line of BLACK SHAPELESS THINGS praise me
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4 years
just got this most evil message from someone who used to work at my old job on a fake account and i've never felt sadder to be online like... usually i can just brush stuff off but this is so specific and detailed and apparently from someone i must know at least a little??? wtf
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4 years
DURING THE ONE SHAG
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2 years
forget extrovert and introvert the new one is people who listen back to their own voice notes and those who don't
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1 year
why's the woman playin camilla in the crown acting like bugger is gonna get her cancelled i hate posh people
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3 years
everyone i would like you to meet 🥁🥁🥁🥁 cherry pie!
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2 years
having massive knockers so it can't reach my lungs
@LowkeyBrilliant
MaltLiquorPapi
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People who haven’t had Covid.. what’s your secret ?
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3 years
for a girl who never wears earth tones this sure does suit me 🌻
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6 years
I am CRYING I am DISTRAUGHT my mother has DONE IT AGAIN 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 God Bless @missgemcollins
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3 years
if asos were sound they would release fat sizes under the topshop label to get all the girlies who had to just stick to bags earrings and shoes while their mates shopped a sense of fulfilment
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5 years
and people think fat positivity is just about loving urself in a mini dress
@NYMag
New York Magazine
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The defense team for Daniel Pantaleo, the NYPD officer who killed Eric Garner, is arguing that their client should be exonerated because Garner was obese and probably would have died anyway
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6 years
every time a size large is a 12 a bit of my soul falls out of my ass
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2 years
i can't put enough emphasis on how much the juno soundtrack changed my life
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2 years
absolutely hate emailing with men it doesn't cost anything to add a xxx at the end of your email for gods sake
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2 years
becoming mature is realising a smirnoff ice is the perfect club drink
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