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Dumb Bitch | Disingenuous Clown | he/hole

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Joined February 2022
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@GayToad_3
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11 months
@EverythingOOC The pain you’re experiencing can’t begin to compare to the joy that is coming.
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2 years
Love how the rainbow is slowly disappearing lmao
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BREAKING: Stacey Abrams found EATING BALLOTS behind polling station - Republicans now calling for stomach pump as part of voter fraud investigation.
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@EverythingOOC I think about this Bob Ross clip a lot
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@shoe0nhead My ass would be turning around so quick to look at this mf
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@NoContextHumans She seems like such a kind and generous soul eager to help, she should be treated with the same level of dignity and compassion :(
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2 years
It’s that easy folks
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@lporiginalg I created these -I’m curious to see what’s she’s made
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@nypost If his parents loved him they would stop this
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That’s crazy, I’ve been denied access to a restaurant before - not because I’m gay or anything, but because I’m unvaccinated lmao
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1 year
Flying Over Chicago rn, send prayers
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2 years
I really said “fuck it” and moved to Texas with 2K in my pocket and no job lined up 5 months ago, and now I work at a great company, and make a good living. Take chances in life -they’re worth it.
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2 years
Great metaphor of how the original gay liberation movement has been hijacked by fucking lunatics. Gay eraser is real dawg
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1 year
@thejournalista So instead of deleting this post doxing an innocent woman and her family after her innocence being proven, you’re doubling down. You are an awful and grotesque shell of a woman, and I hope this woman sues you for everything you own. Get a good lawyer.
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Eliza worked with Elon to help eradicate child exploitation material from Twitter, so naturally, leftists are more upset that she worked with musk, than the fact that Twitter was running rampant with child p********** Incredible
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1 year
I would let Joe Biden send me a hand written letter once a week calling me an F slur if it meant I could keep my full salary untaxed
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Y’all really tryna cancel a dead bitch from a black and white film from over 80 years ago lmao just shut the fuck up
@browardbully “She was FoRcEd as A CHiLd to do Black FaCe” She’s 21 right here 💀
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1 year
I just weather barroon, no shoot
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2 years
New image uncovered of the mass shooter writing his manifesto
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2 years
All these Madison Cawthorn vids getting leaked really got me believing the coke orgy stories now - he dun pissed someone off LMAO
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Israel after seeing the San Francisco vote demanding a ceasefire
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2 years
No fuckin way
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2 years
Unbelievable - republicans in Ohio are trying to pass a bill to ban gay marriage. Look up “Operation Mocking Bird & MK Ultra” and vote NO
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Swallow this ratio PETA
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@tedcruz Some of these comments are wild
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First date idea: Going to couple’s therapy and seeing how long it takes the therapist to realize we don’t know each other
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President Biden
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Right now, America has the strongest growth and the lowest inflation of any major economy in the world.
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@RonFilipkowski Eliza has been fighting & exposing the growing child exploitation problem on Twitter for years, but you’re gonna drag her because she worked with Elon to get it removed? Imagine being propagated to the point of pissing on that because it’s politically inconvenient to you.
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Shits crazy up here
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2 years
This is literally Mitch McConnell in drag and I’m tired of pretending its not
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@UltraDane Natural law supersedes legality. If you mess with someone’s child, you assume the natural consequences of your actions. Its just a law of nature. The mom acted on that instinct, and she is blameless for it.
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Republicans be like “I’m all for freedom, but only if it’s legal”
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2 years
The way these people try to guilt you into fucking them is so god damn predatory
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2 years
My toxic trait is never throwing these out. I have a drawer of them. There’s dozens. Help
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@zillowgonewild It’s wonderful In a really weird way
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Now they’re trying to say lockdowns never happened- you can’t make this shit up lmao
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1 year
My jaw DROPPED
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1 year
I need to report a murder
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1 year
Holyfucjing shit
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1 year
Happy State of the Union day, gonna take a shot every time the mf stutters
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2 years
Mf’s be like “you’re living on land stolen from indigenous people ” then proceed to advocate for open borders LMAO
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Sorry but if this flashes me down, I’m not pulling over lmao
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2 years
Raytheon: *bombs kids* Raytheon June 1st: *🏳️‍🌈bombs kids🏳️‍🌈*
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2 years
@libertymitchey Ukrainian is a sexuality
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BREAKING: Claudine Gay resigns as Harvard president after multiple far right misinformation campaigns
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2 years
The FBI will literally raid the My Pillow guy’s house before they prosecute anyone on the Epstein List Lmao
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F   U     C      k          T      H      E        S    T A T E 。 ・゚ 。°*. 。*・
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2 years
I would let the state mail me monthly hand written letters calling me a f*ggot if it meant I could keep my full paycheck
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Walked into a Florida school and said the G word -Ron Desantis himself emerged from a locker and took me by gunpoint. I’m currently being held against my will in a detention center, and my daughter won’t stop crying and throwing up- God please help us
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BREAKING: the New Italian government to BAN Pineapple on pizza
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@afollowerafan @VlRTUALBOY I’m sorry but if you need a random music video to validate your existence, there’s some other underlying issues here. It was made to be a fun video, not a statement piece designed specifically to validate and worship your specific existence. If it didn’t speak to you, move on.
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2 years
They say this shit like Christains care lmao
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Happy State of the Union day, gonna take a shot every time the mf stutters
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@ShitpostGate I stand with the LGTV+ community
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2 years
No Madison Cawthorn is not gay -he’s a straight dude, and straight dudes are really gay with eachother lmao idk how to explain it
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Most men can’t find the cathedral
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2 years
This episode of Masked Singer is fuckin wild
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1 year
“Men can get pregnant” no we cant, I’ve been trying for years
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2 years
@AgingWhiteGay @david_metts1 As someone whose been through design school, this is EXACTLY the mentality these new age artists have - it was so satisfying to watch her rip him apart, holy shit
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Me valuing my property more than your life
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@lumpen_princess And I BELIEVE him
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@SirSkribe @lporiginalg Bachelors in interior design and working on my masters in architecture rn 🤠
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What the fuck does this even mean lmao
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BREAKING: Mystery Gang found dead by suicide after investigating monster allegations on Epstein Island
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The people are retarded
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2 years
My brother in Christ -we lost a war to people who live in huts and fuck goats
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2 years
To be clear, he said “MAGA extremists” last night, but what he means are dissenters. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Republican, democrat, Libertarian, or Independent - if you question the divine authority of the state, or challenge their dogma, you will be dealt with.
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Love being called homophobic by straight leftists, like “ma’am I literally suck dick, calm down lmao”
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Went out to the bar
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Remember when the FBI raided the entire Epstein Client list, yeah me neither lmao
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This reads like an AI shuffled and regurgitated random queer theory talking points that were inputted.
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Me waking up in hell
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My favorite 4th of July memory will always be 2020 LA, during the height of mandates and lockdowns, the state ordered a shutdown of all celebrations, and the people answered resoundingly.
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Love how the rainbow is slowly disappearing lmao
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That awkward moment when I wasn’t molested and had a great dad, I just like dudes lmao
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The the funniest fucking fact check I’ve ever read lmfao
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Throwback to the worst mistake of my life
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Got accepted into Architecture school
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@SomaKazima “HES NOT REAL” MY PARANOID ASS TURNING AROUND TO LOOK AT THIS MF
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Hi Jo, Gay person here, The only people who have given me shit for my sexuality have been leftists who learn I don’t support every leftist ideology. I work with a bunch of hardcore trump supporters- they have treated me far kinder than any given leftist. Y’all are truly hatful.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - I thank the universe every day that I wasn’t born dumb enough, racist enough, sexist enough, evil enough, intolerant enough, and insecure enough to have grown up to become a trump supporter.
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He needs more gay men in his life because bestie what the fuck is this
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Thank you, Nancy Pelosi, for your service to our Nation. 🇺🇸 ❤️ 💙
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I have information that’ll lead to the arrest of Hillary Cli-
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“THEYRE GONNA BAN GAY MARRIAGE!!” Y’all are literally toting the flag of a country where it’s not even allowed, sit down lmao
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I don’t give a fuck about your thirst traps, TELL ME HOW THEY MADE THESE
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I know it smell crazy in there
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Joe wait don’t shoot
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Truth is treason in an empire of lies
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@CheapoCrappy What the garage doin
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Truly the golden age of gays in American Politics
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If he’s the messy queen we know and love, he’ll bring everyone down with him. Spill that tea, George
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George Santos has officially been expelled from Congress.
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If the prospect of me being armed makes you uncomfortable, there’s a good chance you’re exactly the type of person one should be armed around.
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@FBI Remember when y’all raided all the Epstein clients for r*ping children, yeah me neither lmao
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She looks fine y’all
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I’m fucking wheezing
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“Not a woman, no opinion” okay, I’m trans
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Google AI be like “show me Hitler”
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I’m a 5’6” 125 pound twink, you’re damn right I want a gun. Armed minorities are harder to oppress LMAO
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@mr___308 @GayToad_3 Says the one who needs a gun to feel big and strong. Almost like you’re trying to overcompensate.
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Occupy Democrats just single handedly secured Cawthorn the gay vote
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He literally disarmed them before genociding 11 million, I’m-
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Y’all gotta stop this shit fr
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