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The Gas Man Cometh

@GasManGod

11 months

St Danny St Emma St Ian Me Amen!

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The Gas Man Cometh

@GasManGod

2 years

@GavinMatthews2 @JamieMathias As a plumber you would be surprised how many people expect you to do this. Perhaps not for free but a huge discount. It never works for them however! Amen etc

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5 years

3 word nightmares Can you just Pilot lights out Accounts on stop It's a ferroli Husband tried to Out of stock While you're here Google said it's I'll supply materials Dog won't bite Got no milk Pay by cheque It was working Won't take long Parts on EBay

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4 years

This is brilliant! Verily I hath a feeling a DIYer didn't use the right fittings for the job! With any luck his ceiling hath fallen down! Amen!

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4 years

@DadsPuns Bought a Prince CD yesterday. It cost me £20 But I partied like it was £19:99

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@GasManGod

5 years

This is the Word of the Lord! Amen! #SaturdayThoughts

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@GasManGod

8 years

Behold my Holy Chariot @WorcesterBosch #vanofthemonth

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5 years

C: Hi, 3 weeks ago I arranged you to visit today but then cancelled as I found someone else who could do it quicker. But he's made a mess of it and I want you to put it right. Can you still come today? Me: No C: When can you come. Me: 3 weeks time! Amen!

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@GasManGod

3 years

Just been out to defrost a condense pipe for a 91 year old lady. @BritishGas contract customer. BG can't attend for 7 days. What has that once great company become? Amen! #StopTheBritishGasFire #HiChris

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@GasManGod

4 years

Sing Hallelujah on High! 2 x @vaillantuk 627 Green IQ along with VDM units, a VRC 700 and lots of @SpirotechUK brass stuff! Massive thanks to @2StarKirbs for coming down to help out on this one, and special mention to @DrBoilers for the washers! Amen! #Advance #SiGetsPaid

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@GasManGod

4 years

My little boy's prayer about key workers. His mum is a theatre nurse who has been transferred into working nights in an intensive care unit. It's called Night Time. Feel free to RT! Bless you all. Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

Dear Customer Thou rejected My price two years ago for I was too expensive. Now thou seek for Me to put right the errors of the one you chose to fit your Heating. You reap what you sow Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

IT'S A BOY! Born this morning at 4:07am weighing 7 pounds 4 ounces, mum and baby doing well. We haven't decided on a name yet! Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

How doth I enter your Holy #installofthemonth competition @WorcesterBosch ? 35CDi system,filter,cylinder, 10 year GUARANTEE! Amen!

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@GasManGod

3 years

Joining the picket line to #StopTheBritishGasFire Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

12 Holy Days 12 Holy Prizes £10,186 Shekels hath been raised for @GreatOrmondSt Verily what can I say but thank thee all for liking, retweeting,bidding,donating and just enjoying another #GMG12days Happy Christmas I AM GASMANGOD Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

Why are the Helicopter Association of Great Britain The Hairdressing Council The Brewers Guild and The Society of Shoe Fitters All approved for tax relief by @HMRCgovuk , but not @GasSafeRegister , which as we know is COMPULSORY for us to be a member of. Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

Customer: Can you sign off my boiler fitted 9 years ago? Me: No C: Can you take it off the wall and re install it and sign it off? Me: No C: What can you do for us? Me: Fit you a new boiler. C: Oh, but that's expensive Me: Yes, it is! Here endeth the first lesson! Amen!

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@GasManGod

5 years

Spotted this really cool sign from times gone by while out and about today. I think it's a great piece of history of our industry. I think it dates to the 1920s ish. Wonder if there's any more out there like this?

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@GasManGod

3 years

Friday prayers this morning are with the striking members of @BritishGas staff as they doth continue their battle again today to #StopTheBritishGasFire with another 24 Holy hours of strike action. Amen

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@GasManGod

8 years

They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember Them

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@GasManGod

7 years

Behold, I hereby doth announce My intention to stand as prospective candidate for Bolsover ward in the upcoming #GeneralElection2017 Amen!

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@GasManGod

5 years

This is a body density map of part of the Somme battlefield. Each small grid square is 250m by 250m & the numbers written by hand, in blue, show the number of bodies recovered in each grid. At the going down of the sun, and in the Morning, We will Remember Them.

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@GasManGod

8 years

Holy Competition time! Theres a #free place in Heaven for the first electrician to tell me what this is used for? Amen! #tradetalk #retweet

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@GasManGod

7 years

From the bottom of my Holy Heart, I thank you ALL. We did it lads! David hath beaten Goliath @pbplumber @AlphaTec_ @Unequaledheatin Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

The Lord did taketh up Thy @vaillantuk ecoFIT 830 and did maketh Thy world PURE Hallelujah, Angels rejoice in Belper today Amen! #Advance

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@GasManGod

2 years

Me What's your address and postcode? Customer Come down the main road, go past the shops and there's a dip in the road, turn left there and go over 11 speed bumps, we are on the left with a silver Honda on the drive. Me What's your address and postcode please?

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@GasManGod

7 years

12 Days 12 Auctions for @GreatOrmondSt Verily an incredible £6745 shekels hast been raised I truly thank thee all I'm off to the pub Amen!

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@GasManGod

5 years

Boiler 5 of 2019 A shiny new @vaillantuk EcoTec Plus 832 combi replacing this tired old Netaheat. Zoned with rads upstairs and UFH downstairs. Protection pack & 10 year guarantee obvs! All delivered from @EpsomHPS the best merchant on the Longmead Estate,Epsom! #Advance

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@GasManGod

5 years

Steele, Cam, Me, Booth, The Bishop! Love this one!

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@GasManGod

7 years

From the Holy book of Whysall was taken this @vaillantuk pro 28 combi and Thy world was warm, and hot water did flow again Amen! #advance

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@GasManGod

2 years

When you're too polite to turn down a cup of tea. Amen and all that

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@GasManGod

4 years

Verily Behold and rejoice in the Lord! From the dark and cold of a broken, unsafe WB did come heat and hot water, in thy form of a @vaillantuk EcoTec Plus 832, with VRT350f and @SpirotechUK protection kit to give a 10 year guarantee. Thanks be to GasManGod etc Amen! #Advance

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@GasManGod

8 years

Count down the days to A Holy Christmas with this @weratoolsuk advent calendar. Thou shalt #follow and #retweet to #win Amen! #GMG12days

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@GasManGod

7 years

Become a GasManGod One Man band! Carry out the Lords Holy work and get ALL the ticks in ALL the boxes, Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

Dearly belove'd, we art gathered here today to witness the passing of Boiler Plus. Born 6 April 2108 Died 5 June 2108 Killed by those who chose not to comply. Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust etc etc Drinks after the funeral in the Nags Head, Clowne. Amen!

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@GasManGod

4 years

My eyes doth hurt at that which is set before them! Amen!

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@GasManGod

3 years

New @vaillantuk boilers Old @vaillantuk boilers Si gets paid! Massive thanks to the Reverend @2StarKirbs for coming down to help on this one. Amen! #Advance

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@GasManGod

5 years

6 rad system this week. @vaillantuk EcoTec Pro 24 fitted along with protection pack. Some rather Holy flat panel rads installed with @DraytonHeating TRV4s. Big thanks to My Holy Hero @HJAHeatingLtd for coming up to help pipe up the rads. Amen! #Advance #Sigetspaid

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@GasManGod

8 years

And Lo, thy @WorcesterBosch 30CDi boiler, with wave control and filter, was Blesse'd with a 10 year guarantee Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

Will thou join in Our Holy Crusade to protect YOUR industry from the heathens of Capita? Amen!

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@GasManGod

3 years

Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I reckon it was a Worcester Bosch Greenstar 18ri with stuck baffles! Amen and all that stuff

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@GasManGod

8 years

Let us join together and Pray for the "installer" who thought this satisfactory. Amen Shalom etc!

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@GasManGod

4 years

IT'S A BOY! Born this morning at 4:07am weighing 6 pounds 9 ounces, mum and baby doing well. Haven't decided on a name yet. Anyone know what we are supposed to do with this Myrrh? Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 months

Don't buy from them. Support your Merchant instead, otherwise, one day, you'll have no merchant left Amen!

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@GasManGod

5 years

Fair play to my customer, he's got that right in the middle!

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@GasManGod

10 months

3 word nightmares Can you just Pilot lights out Accounts on stop It's a ferroli Husband tried to Out of stock While you're here Google said it's I'll supply materials Dog won't bite Got no milk Pay by cheque It was working Won't take long Parts on EBay

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@GasManGod

4 years

Actual Pray for Boris Amen #PrayForBoris

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@GasManGod

7 years

Let us pray this morning for those poor souls who fell victim to yet another terror attack on our country. Amen

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@GasManGod

6 years

Hallelujah! Verily it doth give Me great pleasure to accept the @HVNewsAwards Award for Thy Best Heating Industry Social Media account 2018 I'd like to thank Jesus,Mary,Joseph and The Bishop @S1Whysall On behalf of installers everywhere, this is for you I AM GMG Amen! #HVNAwards

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@GasManGod

6 years

British Gas, looking after your world. Unless it snows! Amen!

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@GasManGod

8 years

Behold a Charity auction, All that Thy see below, Bid by DM to me. ALL proceeds to @GreatOrmondSt Please RT Amen!

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@GasManGod

5 years

Holy Commandment Number 15 Thou shalt not screw the floorboards down when the customers cat is still under them hiding! Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

Hallelujah indeed! It's #FreebieFriday Just #follow and #retweet to #win a Holy GasManGod T shirt AND some Most Holy stickers Amen! #iamGMG

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@GasManGod

3 years

Verily congratulations art due this Holy Morning to @pbplumber for finally overtaking Charlie @PimlicoPlumbers in the follower count and becoming the Nations most famous plumber If only you were a quid ahead of him as well St Peter! Amen etc

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@GasManGod

3 years

Back on Thy Holy picket line for Holy Communion with the workers of @BritishGas trying to stop #FireAndRehire Amen! #StopTheBritishGasFire

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@GasManGod

5 years

The actual boiler from Noahs ark, complete with clockwork timer! Certainly not something you see every day!

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@GasManGod

4 years

It's only been like that for 11 years Amen!

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@GasManGod

5 years

Three word nightmares for merchants Can I return You didn't deliver It's Cheaper online That trade price Discount for cash I'm no plumber Pay you later My mate said Pay by cheque Plumber sent me The reason is No rush but Taken this apart Been to bathstore

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@GasManGod

6 years

10k up, in under 7 days. St Peter @pbplumber thou art still not a legend, yet, but bloody well done mate. Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

Customers take note, for I am sure we ALL doth do this? This is the word of the Lord GasManGod Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

Forget @GasSafeRegister and @CapitaPlc and CGCS and their UnHoly alliances Join GMG'S alliance Amen!

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@GasManGod

2 years

From thy Instagram A company offering to get people qualified, without them being tested in any way. Surely @GasSafeRegister or @H_S_E ought to take a look at this practice? Amen

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@GasManGod

6 years

Day 1 Verily an amazingly generous anonymous bidder hath donated an amazing £2600 shekels to @GreatOrmondSt for the most Holy @vaillantuk Green IQ Combi. A place in Heaven awaits Him! Thanks be to GasManGod! Amen! #GMG12days

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@GasManGod

6 years

Taken from an actual @BritishGas quotation. They doth appear to be giving customers the right to refuse Boiler Plus measures. So verily we can assume, what is good for BG, is good for everyone. Can thou confirm this @HHIC @energyutilities ? Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

Behold! A wondrous day! Comedy Twitter God character hath more followers than Ferroli! Just #RT for Thy #Free Ferroli Mop and bucket Amen!

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@GasManGod

4 years

Day 1 Verily on thy First day of Christmas @vaillantuk did give to me an EcoTec Plus 832 combi Bid thine shekels NOW! Let's get this years GMG 12 days of Christmas off to a Holy start Every single penny raised doth go straight to @GOSHCharity collection plate Amen! #GMG12days

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@GasManGod

6 years

Day 12 Ladies and gentlemen, unto thee today I giveth to you, The Tea Drinking, Tweet Thinking Reigning Heating Installer of the year, Mr @pbplumber Bid NOW and bid HIGH Ends at 8pm after Evening Prayer! Amen! #GMG12days

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@GasManGod

11 months

@RevRichardColes That would be an ecumenical matter Amen

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@GasManGod

7 years

Day 1. A @vaillantuk EcoTec 835 and controls Bid NOW by DM to me Bidding ends 8pm Tonight Every shekel raised goes to @GreatOrmondSt Amen!

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@GasManGod

4 years

It was essential to get rid of a badly leaking Powermax and replace with a shiny @vaillantuk 835 Green IQ along with the usual @SpirotechUK gear and a long old flue! Thanks be to My Holy Hero @HJAHeatingLtd for helping out. Full PPE worn at all times on this one. Amen! #Advance

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@GasManGod

2 years

@RevRichardColes That would be an ecumenical matter Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

Day 1 Hallelujah indeed! A @vaillantuk Green IQ boiler! Verily BID Thy shekels now for the Holiest of all boilers direct from the Cathedral of Belper! All proceeds doth go straight to @GreatOrmondSt Bid by DM please Amen! #GMG12days

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@GasManGod

3 years

@leecif @RevRichardColes No actual way?

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@GasManGod

6 years

Verily let us actually pray for Craig @AlphaTec_ He is on the mend, and they sadly, did not hath to remove his brain! Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

Thou can dress mutton as lamb, but thou can ne'er make a silk purse from a sows ear with a few chrome pipe wraps from Wickes Amen!

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@GasManGod

4 years

Behold and rejoice. Verily before and after of one of the craziest installs I hath ever seen. From jalopy to joyous! Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

And I did say unto thee "there shalt be heat and hot water" with this @WorcesterBosch 30i,filter & controls PLUS 8 year guarantee! #iamGMG

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@GasManGod

4 years

And from the darkness of 2 leaking jalopys did come warmth and hot water thanks to a pair of @vaillantuk EcoTec plus 624 with @IMIHydronicUK LLH and @2StarKirbs to help put it all together! All supplied by the best merchant on the Longmead estate @EpsomHPS Amen etc #Advance

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@GasManGod

7 years

Everyone else doth hath a "week" verily henceforth I doth declare next week shalt be GasManGod week 2017 Prayer,prizes,fun Amen! #GMGW2017

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@GasManGod

2 years

Thou shalt do it proper, do it in copper Amen!

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@GasManGod

7 years

Verily Let us Congratulate St Peter @pbplumber on reaching 6000 followers somehow! Hallelujah indeed. Well done mate. Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

For those of us working today, we pray. For those of us going to a child's 4th birthday party at a softplay centre, we pray harder! Amen!

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@GasManGod

11 months

New @vaillantuk Ecotec Plus 625 Completed it. Believe the hype. Amen! 🇩🇪 💚🐰 #TheOriginalRemastered

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@GasManGod

4 years

Verily just in case anyone is still confuse'd about going to work and making money, or shirking off , I hath *made* a verily simple to follow flowchart for thee! Amen! *stolen from someone else*

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@GasManGod

5 months

This is what you get if you choose a National online Boiler installation company to carry out an install. Their name rhymes with Foxed. A particular highlight is clearly the plywood "making good" externally. Amen!

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@GasManGod

6 years

I just went to thy wrong address for a job. The man slamme'd the door on my face! Verily now I doth know how thy Jehovah's Witnesses feel! Amen!

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@GasManGod

8 years

The Holy Commandments of GasManGod Number One

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@GasManGod

5 years

They say you reap what you sow. Those who sought to expose GMG as being me, you're going to reap it now! Guilty consciences abound. You know who you are. And now, I know who you are too. You reap what you sow.

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@GasManGod

7 years

Charlie,on behalf of Myself, and My Holy Disciples, we would like to thank you for a most wondrous tour of Thy Cathedral of Pimlico Amen!

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@GasManGod

5 years

Old floor standing Mexico out and a shiny new @vaillantuk EcoTec Plus 424 and @SpirotechUK filter taking its place. Converted system to fully pumped as well and properly flushed out too. Most importantly #sigetspaid #advance