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Analyst @viceroyresearch . Opinions are my own. References to securities are not recommendations or solicitations to buy or sell. Mostly satire. Powered by AI.

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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 months
Arbor starts its conference call by telling shareholders that every single one of their comps has suffered. Despite holding the shittest book, Arbor has totally avoided any suffering. $ABR A thread for this call... #thread 1/
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Portfolio manager at one of the largest hedge funds in the world sent me this, and he specializes in real estate:
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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@DrewPavlou You should report the police to the police so they can fine themselves $1000 for causing anxiety to the public.
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In 2021, ASIC raided my house with armed officers for allegedly insider trading Wirecard $WDI, Grenke $GLJ & Tyro $TYR. I was a whistleblower to ASIC and international regulators on these names. @viceroyresearch
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
I see @RampCapitalLLC is now hiring. Congrats! Will send in my application. cc @John_Hempton
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@dieworkwear "Brown shoes black belt is ok"
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
@RammityCap David Sacks: "Here's my deposit" Bank: "Thank you, it has been credited to your account" David Sacks: "Oh god, no"
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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5 months
@TikTokInvestors Can men also achieve these results?
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7 months
@DrewPavlou "American dollars will get you so far in Russia"
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Forgive me master
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 months
@DrewPavlou Wow the ccp rent a crowd and rent a cop demonstration
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
Worst case scenario: they say "yes". $WDI
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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11 months
Here's a snippet from my presentation to the Senate Committee today. Thanks @strangerous10 and tweeters for kind words.
@strangerous10
stranger
11 months
After notifying ASIC of alleged fin. market fraud by co. Tyro Payments, Gabriel Bernarde details his experience as a whistleblower: “6 armed AFP officers, wearing ballistic vests stormed my apartment” “I was frisked despite still being in bed” They then gagged him too #Estimates
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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10 months
We are so back.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
$AVZ could consider looking for lithium in the river of salty shareholder tears.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
With $TYR now halted, even Tyro shareholders cannot process payments.
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Here's one of me not looking like a sad case. Thanks for lovely messages. It's all good, I'm still here and I'll keep it spicy. Special thanks to the missus (who took the photo) for letting ASIC in before they rammed my door down. A letter will do next time.
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In 2021, ASIC raided my house with armed officers for allegedly insider trading Wirecard $WDI, Grenke $GLJ & Tyro $TYR. I was a whistleblower to ASIC and international regulators on these names. @viceroyresearch
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ASIC recognized I was a whistleblower. They even asked for permission to release my statements and finding to FOIA request applicants on $TYR. ASIC raids whistleblowers to intimidate them. It worked. I won't report on Australian names further, which is a shame for ASIC.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 months
Happy Wirecard Collapse Day for those who celebrate. $WDI 🎉🎉🥳🍾 @AIMhonesty @viceroyresearch
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4 years
Just published: front page of the Financial Times, international edition, Friday 19 June
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It's been a bad month to bet against @viceroyresearch . $MPW $HEXAB $HTRO $3856
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
Got ridiculed for days by the missus for buying a racing sim wheel. It arrived today, this is what she's been doing for the last hour (and saying "sorry!" whenever she hits a fence)
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I warn other short sellers to avoid the Australian Gestapo. It's not a nice experience.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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11 months
Look @asicmedia , I'm trending!
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Different country, same grift. Lmfao.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Remember to take a break every now and then...
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
Tesla drivers. Unbearable. $TSLA
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Over the last 72 hours, I talked to 200 startups representing over $2 trillion. And I have news for you: YOU SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW Here's what I mean 👇
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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10 months
Binance: pleads guilty to money laundering. SBF: guilty of money laundering, trial showed bribes to foreign govts paid with crypto Celsius: management ties with convicted money launderers Tether: not backed by cash, can't complete a full audit. bRinG mE ThE EMpiRIcAl evIdEncE.
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@AlderLaneEggs @DavidSacks @Jason @chamath Palihapitiya: You think I’d buy hundreds of millions of dollars of anything without a discount? Everything is a discount. Every single one of his SPACs:
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Who in their right mind would deposit money in a bank called Silicon Valley Bank?
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
Logged into @discord to play some games with some buddies and some random bloke from the WallStreetBets channel invited me to join "Galactic Pumps" where they openly manipulate cryptocurrencies! How lucky am I? I'll give you guys a sneak peak #thread 1/n
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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9 months
The Australian contingent. @ScottPh77711570 @88888sAccount Great food, great bants
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
What the fuck is a Bitcoin Coference? Is there a AUD conference where we try sell currency to Ecuador?
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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10 months
Major props to @ParrotCapital , @Bitfinexed and @NotChaseColeman (among many others) for calling out Binance's bullshit and keeping receipts. This should be a major wake up call. Objectively, this industry has facilitated possibly the largest money laundering scandal in history.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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11 months
Here is my entite statement made to the Economic References Committee on ASIC investigation anf enforcement. $WDI I'm very happy to finally share this story, and I thank the Committee for letting me.
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New merch, who dis? #reunited @AIMhonesty
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
The @ASX has just removed all *public* company announcements from its website prior to 2015. Enforcement action by @asicmedia taking place *today* predates 2015. Public company data should be free and acceccible to all, forever.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
There is a (very lucid) guy that goes into the phone booth across the road from my local every afternoon. He brings a non-fiction encyclopaedia about WW2, and waits for a call. Takes the call for 1-2hrs, then hangs up, walks into the sunset. He looks like "The Dude". So many Q's.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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7 months
"We will lead their coke dealers to [short sellers'] homes after they can't pay their bills". Finally, we find out what Palantir actually does. $PLTR
@gurgavin
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PALANTIR CEO ALEX KARP ON SHORT SELLERS “THEY (SHORT SELLERS) LOVE PULLING DOWN GREAT AMERICAN COMPANIES SO THEY CAN AFFORD THEIR COKE (COCAINE) . THE BEST OUTCOME FOR THEM WOULD BE IF WE LEAD THEIR COCAINE DEALERS TO THEIR HOMES AFTER THEY’RE UNABLE TO PAY THEIR BILLS.” $PLTR
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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6 months
Thank you for tuning into my lecture today @ilija_batljan . I'm sure you've learnt something. $SBB @viceroyresearch
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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9 months
$MPW fuck around, find out
@viceroyresearch
Viceroy
9 months
The best part about being being sued by $MPW is we get to ask for all the fun stuff in discovery. Here is our latest request for document production following yesterday's press release. We're not stuck here with you, Ed. You're stuck here with us.
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So on the day that I expose ASIC for persecuting whistleblowers, the fraud sympathizers at BNN bloomberg write an article about me stating the following @Marialet1 , I'd likr my right of response. 1/
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
Cheat on yo girl> Get STD> Blame it on the vaccine> Call off your wedding> ??? > Get a shoutout from @NICKIMINAJ
@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
3 years
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
Got some hate mail today. Grow up. It's 2021. Everyone eats ass.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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11 months
My brother staying with me and my fiancé for a couple weeks. He just asked if she could iron his shirt.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
Here is the full statement we provided to @GuardianAus re: @asicmedia Short Selling Guidelines. @viceroyresearch
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@viceroyresearch
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3 years
Corporate watchdog accused of double standards for targeting misleading short-sellers by @guardianaus . Regulating our investigations with license requirements, and discussions with perpetrators of fraud, will detract short sellers & the info they provide
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
If $MPW move into residential housing, sign me up for a lease. They'd end up paying me.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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9 months
The @viceroyresearch boys on the group chat this morning, blasting rock anthems and working eachother up for an excellent day of shitposting on $MPW.
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2 years
Goldman analysts: can you please explain why you have no operating cash flow and working capital changes. Ilija: have you worked in real estate before? Goldman: yes. Ilija: please send question to our CFO. $SBB
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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9 months
Target acquired.
@pulte
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9 months
Shorts are the ENEMY! I’m stating the obvious, but if you are friends with (or worse, taking money from) people who are shorting, either thru puts or naked shorting, Pulte Homes, which my family built for 70 years with our bare hands, you are no friend to Pulte, you are a fraud.
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3 years
Some dickhead gave their kid a Recorder and he's been doing this outside my house for over an hour AS IF LOCKDOWN COULD GET ANY WORSE. #richmond
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3 years
Why don't they just hold the Australian Open at Tullamarine Airport?
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
I love living in Richmond, it's a real neighbourly vibe. Here is a sympathetic message I got from the local bartender on the eve of lockdown.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
For my Aussie followers: the FBI turned up to Marc's house without reason and told him to stop tweeting about the MiMedx fraud, after the CEO asked his buddy, Senator Isakson, to do something about it. This is quite possibly the best definition of "BDE" I've ever seen.
@AlderLaneEggs
Marc Cohodes
4 years
Today I have filed a lawsuit against the FBI and DOJ.Details coming shortly on ⁦ @WSJ @business @CGrantWSJ ⁩ ⁦ @gmorgenson ⁩ ⁦ @freezerohedge ⁩ ⁦ @AureliusValue ⁩ ⁦ @DonutShorts ⁩ ⁦ @viceroyresearch ⁩ Its now my turn @mimedx
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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1 month
$ABR
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@RedditA56636311
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$ABR is a go for launch, no shares available to borrow and preparing to receive my .43 per share dividend in two weeks. Sorry bears, you're dunzo
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
I can't believe this website is free.
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4 years
@HighyieldHarry Yeah he does look like Vlad:
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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5 years
Absolute blast meeting @skabooshka . The guy is a jet. Must-follow for all things $TSLAQ and beyond.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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11 months
I'm at my bucks. Signing off for 3 days.
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3 years
At some backpacker bar in QLD. Random girl bought me a drink and I feel young and attractive again. Well.. she didn't really buy me a drink. She just didn't like this flourescent yellow one and said I can have it and ran away.
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I will consult for ASIC for free and never take positions on ASX listed companies. Best offer they'll ever get. You know where to find me. @asicmedia
Good piece in the AFR: Sad state of affairs when ASIC crashes down your door with guns at 6am because you publish research on companies you think are over valued: Need guys like this flagging potential wrong-doings in the market. Without them, and the
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
Ok so someone sent me an extra copy of this book and they took forever to get here. Any of my Melb followers want a copy? (I haven't started but apparently it's sick) @scoopercooper
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There is a handsome man on the front of the @financialreview . Tldr: ASIC raided my house for allegedly insider trading Wirecard. #poundofflesh $WDI
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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8 months
There is zero reason this trades above book. Arbor January update now live. 107 of ~350 deals in CLO are now delinquent. $ABR
@viceroyresearch
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8 months
Arbor – January CLO Update now live: Delinquencies continue to compound at ~50% month/month. Over a quarter of CLO deals are now delinquent. $ABR 1/
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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9 months
Happy shortest day of the year to all the degenerate, evil short sellers out there, and to @WillauerProsky wherever he may be. And what a year it has been.
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6 months
@Biohazard3737 Classic, take too much floating rate debt and ask the fed for help. Maybe stop throwing good money after bad.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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5 years
Decided to dress as a stock promoter this Halloween.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
After months of lockdown, Melbourne is #backonthebeers
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Every time Adler lies to its investors, Cevdet Caner emerges from his dirty-money yacht and tries to convince me that I am the one going to prison. Today we talked about the Bible. I suspect he has not read it. "Thou shalt not steal" and all that. ✝️ $ADJ
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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5 months
Tooting my own horn here, this is solid work. Have a read, it's a long one. $GL
@viceroyresearch
Viceroy
5 months
Globe Life – The Main Course. Report now live: Viceroy’s research pushes the envelope on pervasive fraud at AIL, disgusting misconduct allegations, and their financial consequences. Globe Life is rotten from top to bottom. $GL #thread 1/
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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3 years
Grenke: misstates accounts for 20 years with undisclosed related party transactions. Posts this ripper on their website: $GLJ
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Reporting live.
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$SBB cut to JUNK by S&P. In the last conference call, Ilija boldly lied to all shareholders describing that the company had met conditions for ratings improvement. Nothing changes. Ilija will continue lying to shareholders.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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11 months
JP Morgan, your real estate intern is smoking Ballsag's glass flute, and doesn't see any obvious concerns with $MPW's major tenants being delinquent and round tripping rent. Someone please contact his mother to collect him.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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4 years
Fake BaFin might be cheaper to run with very similar results.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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9 months
Top feed at the yummy pussy bar or whatever it was called. Best so far. Cheers @ScottPh77711570
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Wondering how I've missed all the Grit Capital drama and figured out it was because I muted that grifter and her handle over a year ago. props to @Keubiko and *checks notes* ... @LilRetardfaggot .
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Listening to $SBB recording of analyst call to explain cash reconciliation (which they still won't do). It's honestly so embarassing, and by definition, gaslighting. Updates coming.
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3 years
Fantastic idea.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
Gabe
5 years
Went to do groceries again today. Again I was the only person out wearing a mask. Car washes, barbers, massage parlours, pharmacies, sex stores all still open. No one wearing masks. Everyone continues to avoid me as if I was the problem. Crazy times.
@newscomauHQ
news.com.au
5 years
This was St Kilda beach today, in Victoria, where not a lot of social distancing took place. 📷: Wayne Taylor #Coronavirus
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3 years
This is why house prices are going up.
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3 years
Let's get it on the blockchain.
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$MPW, the hospital REIT, cut the dividend because of... *checks notes* ...COVID...
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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5 months
It's a busy day at @viceroyresearch . We are dropping the F word today. It's some of the finest bit of luck we have ever encountered scrolling country clerk records. Huge. Watch this space.
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4 years
Ah...
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Gave my fiancé covid for her bday ❤️ Don't know how I'll top that next year.
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@Gabe_Bernarde
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2 years
Was looking at Airbnb's for a trip to new york early next year. Shitty 2 br apartment on the east end of brooklyn with a dangerous looking stove was $4k for 2 weeks. Park Hyatt in Manhattan was <$2k.
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Amy Nixon
2 years
The Airbnbust is upon us #Airbnb
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9 months
Made a new friend today.
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5 years
This is a big deal for me. I always saw Marc as an icon in the short selling lifestyle, which is apparently full of degenerates and people with donkey brains. I am basically unemployable now as an accountant. What a time to be alive! #sendit
@AlderLaneEggs
Marc Cohodes
5 years
The $EBIX call by @viceroyresearch @AIMhonesty @Gabe_Bernarde was outstanding.. No Position but these fellas did a bang up job and stuck with it, unlike most Bloggers..
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3 years
"If You've Lost A Bunch Of Money On Our Stock, Here's 32 Cat Pictures To Improve Your Mood"
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3 years
Excited to share what the team and I have been working on over the past few months. @viceroyresearch is short Adler Group. Have a read! Absolutely crazy run of events. $ADJ $ADL
@viceroyresearch
Viceroy
3 years
The Adler Group – Bond Villains. Viceroy’s report is now live: Adler Group is a stitched together and overly indebted dumpster fire, operated for the sole benefit of a secretive, kleptocratic cabal. $ADJ $ADL #thread 1/
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Pint drank at Loch Lochy. @PintsDrank
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Gabe
2 years
Imagine complaining that your $10k FSD package is not ready yet, then being told by the Tesla complaints department to stop complaining, "you asked for it".
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@Gabe_Bernarde
Gabe
2 years
I'm all about helping small businesses.
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$MPW remains a great investment, says CEO Ed (net seller, 8-9 figures) #thread 1/
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