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6 years
One year ago, today, @realDonaldTrump retweeted this golf ball gif. September 17th, 2017. I got attacked by every major liberal media outlet out there. The one morning I decided to sleep in. My #MondayMotivation tweet. Thread. Please share. (1)
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@realDonaldTrump Donald Trump's amazing golf swing #CrookedHillary
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@realDonaldTrump Donald Trump's amazing golf swing #CrookedHillary
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One of the best compilations I've ever seen. It's a BOMBSHELL.
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I have no problem with raising the age to 21 to purchase a firearm but you also need to raise the voting age to 21. If you're not responsible enough to have a firearm at 21 then you shouldn't be able to vote for people who create and pass laws.
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Lindsey Graham - P.I.M.P
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. @Keurig made a decision to pull ads from the @seanhannity show. This decision is disgusting, and will not be tolerated. Regardless of any response, I am done with you, Keurig. You will regret this decision. #BreakYourKeurig #IStandWithHannity
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Seth MacFarlane knew about Kevin Spacey. "Help, I've escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement" #KevinSpacey
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Watch Laura Loomer blast James Comey at a book signing! Absolutely amazing job @LauraLoomer James Comey has been #Loomered
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People who were supposed to leave the US when Trump won. Jon Stewart Chelsea Handler Neve Campbell Lena Dunham Al Sharpton Eddie Griffin Spike Lee Samuel L. Jackson Cher George Lopez Barbra Streisand Whoopi Goldberg Miley Cyrus Amy Schumer You still here? Lies #WednesdayWisdom
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6 years
Just so everyone knows... On Saturday when the senate votes, by a slim margin, to confirm and seat JUSTICE Kavanaugh, I'll be on my front lawn, drinking beer in my underwear from a red solo cup, throwing ice at my neighbors.
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HOLY SHIT! TRUMP IS THE FUNNIEST SON OF A BITCH ON THIS PLANET.
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6 years
Roe v Wade was passed because Norma McCorvey lied about being raped. Don't believe me, listen to it directly from Norma's herself. This should be retweeted by EVERYONE.
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6 years
Who's responsible for this?
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BREAKING : A list of people who can fuck themselves Chuck Schumer Rod Rosenstein Nancy Pelosi Shepard Smith Donna Brazile Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Susan Rice Debbie Wasserman Schultz John Podesta John McCain John Brennan All of CNN All of MSNBC Rosie Finally Alyssa Milano.
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The Trump border catapult prototype
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I got nothing.
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This video should be tweeted daily, until people are in prison.
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Wait for it.
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The FISA memo has been delivered to the White House. Retweet if you want @realDonaldTrump to #TweetTheMemo
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President Trump is the only human being on the planet, to ever get a refund from hooker.
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Stormy Daniels will have to pay legal fees to President Trump, which ironically is likely more than $130,000. @realDonaldTrump , always winning. It's like a hooker refund. 😂
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Jeff Flake, Take note. This is how you handle cackling people who corner you in an elevator. Learn a little something from Orrin Hatch.
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HYSTERICAL! Philly Police wanted ICE protesters to move... So they ran everything over with their bikes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 #OccupyICEPHL
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Let's remember how well @realDonaldTrump throws a football #SuperBowlSunday
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Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg A friendly reminder that Mark Zuckerberg tapes over his Webcam and microphone on his own computer.
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ICE has a thankless job. They wake up and go to work and do their jobs, regardless of how dangerous the conditions are, to protect this country. I recognize this. Please retweet to show YOUR support for @ICEgov ! THANK YOU ICE!
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Lindsey Graham has been amazing lately. Here's him telling CNN, "If you don't like me working with President Trump to make the world a better place, I don't give a shit"
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Here's where we're at. The left is celebrating: A socialist fist. Cuba. A porn star. Destroying the second amendment. Praying that @realDonaldTrump will fail. Awesome priorities, liberals. #StormyDanielsDay
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OH MY GOD. JIM ACOSTA WAS DENIED ENTRY TO THE WHITE HOUSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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BREAKING : A list of people who can fuck themselves Chuck Schumer Rod Rosenstein Nancy Pelosi Shepard Smith Donna Brazile Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Susan Rice Debbie Wasserman Schultz John Podesta John McCain John Brennan All of CNN All of MSNBC Rosie Finally Alyssa Milano.
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The Nancy Pelosi "I got a $1000 crumb stuck in my dentures" remix #SOTU
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If Michael Moore "put his body on the line" at the US / Mexico border, we'd have a fairly decent sized border wall.
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Donald Trump apparently has one hell of an arm too. I thought his golf game was on point.
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Lindsey Graham : "If you’re the radical left who is trying to destroy the country, you can kiss my ass.” Guy is on fire!
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@LauraLoomer The mark there, is where the wheel hit a curb / pot hole. There is ZERO puncture. That's an impact blow out. The tire is old.
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Here is the most important thing on the internet, right now.
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The US Secret Service just asked Jim Acosta for his press credential to enter the White House. I fixed the audio. You're welcome.
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This is probably the MOST important video you can watch right now.
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Hillary Clinton, lying directly to Mike Pompeo. Pompeo : "yes ma'am, you're not supposed to have classified email on your private server either" Clinton : ".. and I did not congressman" #SaturdayMorning
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This is for you, @FoxNews , @nytimes , @MSNBC , @ABC And @CNN Here is the shot of the Trump crowd in Georgia that you refused to shoot. Thank you, @RSBNetwork for sharing. @realDonaldTrump is the absolute best!
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The good me feels sort of bad when Hillary Clinton falls down steps. The bad me, adds music to the video clip and posts it all over twitter. #GoodMeAndBadMe
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The entire day has revolved around the "physical health" of the President. He passed his physical with flying colors. Meanwhile what did the main stream media say when Hillary Clinton did the meat wagon shuffle?
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Imagine Roe v Wade was based entirely on lies, admitted on film. It was. Time to turn this over. Push it to the Supreme Court.
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Did the students stand up when Steve Scalise was shot? Did students stand up when Kate Steinle was shot? Did students stand up when 8 people were mowed over in NYC by a terrorist? Students are standing because the media is using them as puppets. It's sad. #StudentsStandUp
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Let's not forget this classic on Presidents day. Retweet if you support @realDonaldTrump #PresidentsDay2018
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RETWEET if you'd like to see Susan Rice behind bars
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For everyone mad, and freaking out at @realDonaldTrump for saying that Nancy Pelosi is an MS-13 lover... Here's Nancy Pelosi being an MS-13 lover.
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This picture has me in tears 😭
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People who were supposed to leave the US when Trump won. Jon Stewart Chelsea Handler Neve Campbell Lena Dunham Al Sharpton Eddie Griffin Spike Lee Samuel L. Jackson Cher George Lopez Barbra Streisand Whoopi Goldberg Miley Cyrus Amy Schumer All Lies #WednesdayWisdom
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Chuck Schumer is a fucking disgusting human being.
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Wait for it.
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George Papadopoulos is getting 14 days in jail for lying to a federal agent. Meanwhile, here is Hillary Clinton lying directly to Mike Pompeo about emails. No jail time for her. Odd how that works.
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THIS IS INSANITY. This is in a taco bell in Florida.
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BREAKING: Live picture of Gloria Allred's career.
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It's almost as if @realDonaldTrump is trying to "say something" here. I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Andrew McCabe headed to his retirement party. #McCabeFired
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This appears to be a different angle of when Jim Acosta apparently put his hands on that woman. It doesn't appear this video has been edited, in anyway.
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WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS? IS THIS A WHITE SUPREMACIST SIGN?
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. @FoxNews , just for your information, Shepard Smith just reported inaccurate information about Devin Nunes. He was CLEARED by the Ethics Committee, on December 7th. Please fire this liberal trash bag. #RemoveShepard
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Someone explain to me why Alyssa Milano was allowed to record this footage of the Brett Kavanaugh hearing today? This footage was directly from her device and she was told by security to shut it off. Is it a violation to record in a hearing room, even though it's an open one?
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Send this out to as many people as possible! Expulsion For Maxine Waters - Remove Her From Congress
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Donald Trump throws the first pitch. Very good arm, Mr President.
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AG Whitaker : "Mr chairman, I see that your five minutes is up"
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Russians hacked Hillary Clinton's flip flops
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BREAKING: A live shot of the March For Our Lives rally. #MarchForOurLives
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Just a friendly reminder... Hillary Clinton, lying directly to Mike Pompeo. Pompeo : "yes ma'am, you're not supposed to have classified email on your private server either" Clinton : ".. and I did not congressman"
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Who knew @realDonaldTrump had such a good arm? #SuperBowl
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"The migrants, according to Fox News reporting, are more than two months away. There is no invasion. No one is coming to get you" - Shepard Smith (October 29th) Then... November 25th....
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@chelseahandler Glad you were around for the whole Steve Scalise thing.
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Look at the massive amount of Russians waiting to watch President Trump speak in Richmond, Kentucky. WOW!
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@LauraLoomer My final thought, is this tire was slashed, by something in the road, at about 15-25 miles an hour. @__0HOUR1_
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Kate Steinle, was born December 13th, 1982. Today would have been her birthday. She was murdered by Jose Ines Garcia Zarate, on July 1st, 2015. Today should actually be recognized as 👉 #KatesDay #KatesLaw and #KatesWall need to be discussed. 🎉 Happy Birthday Kate 🎉
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Imagine if Hillary Clinton had a silencer on her mouth.
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The crowd fled at the sound of gunshots. Imagine the deaths if the shooter had a silencer, which the NRA wants to make easier to get.
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Nancy Pelosi seen here fighting with a thousand dollar crumb stuck in her false teeth. #SOTU (improved audio)
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FLASHBACK : @realDonaldTrump did say he would give 1 million dollars to Elizabeth Warren's favorite charity, to prove she's in Indian. 1/1024 of $1 million = $976.56 Trump owes Elizabeth Warren $976.56 dollars. 🤣
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Trump colluded with Pennsylvania Trump colluded with Florida Trump colluded with Wisconsin Trump colluded with Ohio Trump colluded with the middle class, unlike Hillary Clinton, who colluded with the "elite" snobs in the country. #TrumpColluded
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Could you imagine being kicked out of class because you say there is only two genders? That's exactly what happened to this student at Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Please RETWEET the hell out of this! #ClassWar
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Trump sees Jim Acosta, and immediately walks away. Jim, hang it up. @realDonaldTrump does not like you. Too funny. 😂
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Maria Mesa was so scared, she ran full speed, forgot her children's shoes and pants, yet she managed to turn around and grab the tear gas can? You've got to be kidding me.
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I'd like Shepard Smith to explain this... Two weeks ago he informed viewers the caravan was MONTHS away. Now, here they are. @FoxNews and Shepard Smith owe the country and @realDonaldTrump an apology. Turns out, it wasn't a "Talking point"
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According to the folks over at CNN, Kanye West is the "Token Negro"
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Donna Brazile is on Fox News saying Hillary Clinton did not pay for the dossier. Here's Hillary Clinton in her own words
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The exact moment that Don Lemon grew a vagina.
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BREAKING: House Intelligence Committee statement: Trump colluded with Pennsylvania Trump colluded with Florida Trump colluded with Wisconsin Trump colluded with Ohio Trump colluded with the middle class Trump colluded with American voters Trump did NOT collude with Russia
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Too soon?
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So Nikolas Cruz was bullied by the students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school. Very very interesting. Here's Emma Gonzalez admitting it. Listen. "those talking about how we should've NOT ostracized him... YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS KID! OK? WE DID!"
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Donald Trump is awesome at tennis. Who knew he was so athletic?
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@Comey Remember that time you leaked information to the nytimes about Flynn after you were fired? How did you obtain that? Your friend Daniel C Richmond..
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RETWEET IF YOU SUPPORT SEAN HANNITY
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Trump is BOSS.
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Kehinde Willey, the "artist" who painted the horrendous Barack and Michelle Obama paintings, only seems to paint white people, with their heads chopped off. The Obamas are the biggest joke, in history.
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Dianne Feinstein, directly after reading the Kavanaugh FBI report.
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@chelseahandler Republicans?
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WOW! The look on Elizabeth Warren's face is priceless. She shit in 512/1024 of her underpants.
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A Senate Ethics Violation Complaint has been filed against @SenWarren for illegally sending fundraising emails ahead of her votes. #ElizabethWarren claims “I don’t know.” Can you believe it?? #EndCorruptionNow #WCVBDebate
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