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@freelancegoon

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mixed martial autist

New York, USA
Joined May 2014
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@freelancegoon
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10 months
you can’t hit other people’s children but there is no law against throwing feints
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this is wholesome…they’re costco guys. sorry your dad thought you were gay and didn’t want to hang out with you
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Mittens THE CATMAN (2022)
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This kid is going to grow up and resent his father for this
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huge win for functional alcoholics and drug addicts
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2 months
this is the most coked out a guy can get without a ventricle shooting out of his chest
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3 years
DC had jon jones figured out a long time ago
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6 months
6’5 165?! bro coulda been terrorizing the lightweight division
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@BigMarcel24
Marcel Dorff 🇳🇱🇮🇩
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Tony Ferguson will fight Bobby Green at #UFC291 on July 29th. #UFC #MMA #UFCESPN #UFC2023 #UFCSaltLakeCity
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wanna be a hater so bad but this looks like an objectively sick experience
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🥹🥹🥹 #UFCVegas89
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4 months
“AND NOW!! THE CHOW MEIN EVENT OF THE EVENING..”
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BREAKING NEWS: Zhang vs Yan will happen at #UFC300 . The first ever Chinese vs Chinese title fight.
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tony ferguson on embedded: “for the bobby green fight, it was important for me to get back to basics” *camera cuts to him shadowboxing underwater in the deep end of a swimming pool with VR goggles and ankle weights on*
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cody garbrandt is literally the realest to ever do it because he fought one technical masterpiece in a title fight just to prove he could and then went back to wildly hooking off in every exchange like a true alpha
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Derrick Lewis got his first felony at 18, then lost a full football scholarship for another felony, served 3.5 years in prison, became a truck driver and eventually started training martial arts at 25 yo…tonight he fights for a HW title. sheeeeit, heart of champion #UFC265
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This was Izzys first true L in the UFC
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6 months
this was the most European shit i’ve ever seen in mma
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this is still the greatest piece of footage the UFC has ever captured
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Tensions rising as our co-main event arrives 👀 (and how about that suit on @NateTheTrain ?!) #UFCSanDiego
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@freelancegoon
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there’s nothing wrong with these kids or being a casual fan. sorry not all mma fans are black belts and lift heavy like you do big bro
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From now on, before arguing with someone about mma in this platform i will remember majority of them are like this
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@F______Dolphin they’re costco guys
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dana white showing genuine concern for fighter safety during and after the max holloway v. calvin kattar fight
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Remember when Izzy compared himself to Chadwick Boseman dying of cancer for no reason he’s so weird
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and people say jon has never taken an L in the ufc...
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“why won’t you give up???” because he didn’t 🗣️
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@IC_Champ who cares, let them make their little video
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3 years
absolute mental warfare by whittaker here
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10 months
if i’m DDP i drop the hard R right when he baits you and sell 100M ppvs in a literal race war
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my over 1.5 “faggots in a post fight speech” bet looking really juicy with kape and strickland coming up
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me tryna save TKZ after he takes 300 significant strikes to the head
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@ufc
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In case you haven't heard...we're making our return to 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑹𝑬 this August! #UFCSingapore will be headlined by @BlessedMMA & @KoreanZombieMMA 👏👏👏 #SingapoReimagine #PassionMadePossible @VisitSingapore
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by’gawd its jihad jones
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irish people age like fuckin avacados
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@KellyMa16932535 @sportwashing911 i think he’s just so italian he’s in pain , it happens
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this looks like shit
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Conor McGregor vs Jake Gyllenhaal ⚔️
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paul craig setting up his triangle
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1 year
tim elliot waking up this morning
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official tale of the tape with advanced stats #UFC299
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jon jones isnt just a resilient champion, he’s also a community leader who spearheads a charity that helps young pregnant single moms. google “jon jones pregnant lady” to find out more ❤️💫
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COMBAT SPORTS TODAY
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Jon Jones appreciates all the love and support ❤️
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3 years
Diaz x Daley is one of the greatest 1 round MMA fights ever, periodt.
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9 months
acting completely fuckin apathetic to a conor call out is some art of war shit from gaethje that i know will drive conor nuts
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Justin Gaethje responds to Conor McGregor: “I’m not gonna fight someone on steroids” 😬 #UFC291
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i think a 6’4 250lb NFL level athlete might be able to fuck up a 135er
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3 years
this pic of volk and izzy sparring looks photoshopped 😭
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i never get squeamish watching mma , im so desensitized to this shit, but this fight had me wincing. idk if it was because it was in an empty apex and you could hear every shot land, but this one went on way too long.
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@freelancegoon That Gaethje fight changed Ferg and it’s not talked about enough
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3 years
gotta revisit this filthy russian tie snap every islam fight week
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4 years
Look out for Costa to use his Khabib like relentless wrestling in the late rounds tomorrow #UFC253
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actual sigma grindset
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3 years
I love watching Cutelaba try to intimidate ppl and fail. A reminder of the time he tried his shit on Jared cannonier not knowin Jared fights from the darkest of places
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This is the feel good story of the day. Jock college football players get their ass beat by some lil wrasslers with training 😈
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this is the most insane thing to give to someone grieving their dead dad
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3 months
teep to the sternum
@budweiserbreath
𖤐 𝓂𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾ℯ 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𖤐
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You see me coming up the stairs at a party, wyd?
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so deeply entrenched in the game to the point where this is the only porn that i watch
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Tony Ferguson : “after the Gaethje loss, I had to go back to the fundamentals” *camera cuts to him doing pad work while skydiving at 5000ft*
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*mma fighter goes thru a 15 minute war where he’s pushed to the brink of death* average mma enjoyer:
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was never the same after this
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absolute mental warfare by whittaker here
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me when the casual homies are over for fight night and they complain about grappling being boring
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waiter: ok that comes with fries or cole slaw sean strickland:
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michael bisping: real ass dude of the week
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“got your hat-“
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bro tried to imanari roll the whip
@TMZ
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UFC Fighter Tony Ferguson Arrested for DUI After His Truck Flipped Over
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Doo Ho Choi x Cub Swanson .Choi has finished mandatory military service and will return in July
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being a little brother is the best base for combat sports
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if jake paul beats askren and calls out conor tonight
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embedded producers: how were the kids on the flight? Jan: fuck if I know, I was in first class Iconic 😂😂😭😭
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that bitch is truly a monster
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me when mackenzie derns transitioning to mount and her ass jiggles
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Classic MMA moment: While Wand gets ready for a fight, Charles Krazy Horse Bennett gets into a fight to the finish with Chute Boxe BJJ coach Cristiano Marcello. Best Sport Ever.
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lmao
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how my toddler pets our dog
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absolute dream blunt rotation
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izzy after a win : *farts in your family’s face ringside and does Full choreographed dance over lifeless body where he pretends to rape you* izzy after a loss: interesting and clever quip you made at my expense. have you considered i’m dying from a disease with no known cure?
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it’s always been bigger and deeper than a sport. it’s a fight. max holloway and justin gaethje understand that, that’s why they’re so beloved. this is what this fuckin shit is all about boys and girls.
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jon jones is clearly training for something bigger than a cage fight
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14 men in the ufc have tried, only 10 have succeeded
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the vanilla gorilla disrespect is crazy
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Fans in attendance: UFC 264: 20,062 UFC this week: 0 that’s the tai tuivasa effect.
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Quote post a fighter that can beat him
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When we find people making Frankie Edgar memes today
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@Goyimspacecade obviously cringe but log off and form a meaningful relationship
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colby fans after kamaru usman sleeps him in the rematch
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WAKING UP WITH THAT FIGHT NIGHT ENERGY #UFC251
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mma hipsters are the fuckin worst
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jon jones meeting the pod boss today like
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calm. calculated. focused. confident. swagger on 100. hydrated. playing by his own rules. changing the game. seriously no one is moving like this. 50-45 aljo
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jon jones every 12- 18 months
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derrick the black beast lewis knocks out travis browne, questions his manhood and calls him a woman beater while inquiring about his wife
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something tells me he’d give it all up to be over 6’ and 200lbs and have someone call him big once
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that’s so badass jake
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the autistic part of my brain when i see bubble wrap
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me in 10th grade walking back to class after getting violently high in the bathroom
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arnold allen going fuckin berserk on dan hooker
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my fall plans // the delta variant
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joey chestnut is greatest athlete in our generation but youre not ready for that conversation
@DraftKings
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Nothing to see here, just Joey Chestnut eating 75 hot dogs.
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Me on the brink of forming a meaningful relationship with another human.
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if Poirier adds BMF title to this resume 🤯🤯
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alex is a fucking scumbag, but i have yet to see another 6’4 260 pound heavyweight in MMA who has hands like he did
@MMAmelotto
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19 ANOS HOJE: 🇧🇷 Ricardo "The Mutant" Morais tentava a sorte contra 🇷🇺 Alexander Emelianenko, irmão de 🇷🇺 Fedor Emelianenko, no Japão e sofria um dos nocautes mais memoráveis do PRIDE.
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Massive W for us old head mma fans
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them starting 60 yards apart and then kid on left tryna look cool while constantly evading and avoiding every exchange always kills me
@MarkHuntgoat
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Fuck it, the entire Twitter FC fight card
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