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@FreeDuck

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Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck. Ducks are free from the park. X should Free the 5th Duck. Always advocate for individual liberty

Swimming in your mom's pond
Joined October 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@FreeDuck
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6 months
Look at this retarded dog?
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@FreeDuck
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1 year
I thought this was America
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@FreeDuck
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10 months
I guess I'm interested in golf now
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@FreeDuck
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1 year
I can fix her
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@FreeDuck
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5 months
Who's women are these?
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@FreeDuck
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2 years
Not going to lie, they had me in the first half
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@FreeDuck
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1 year
Volkswagen is like
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@FreeDuck
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6 months
What's the term for being scared and having a boner?
@TheCensoredRock
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6 months
*chuckles* I’m in danger
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@FreeDuck
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1 year
Geese are the worst
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@FreeDuck
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1 year
Daniel Shaver was murdered on this day 7 years ago by a cop who is now getting paid for his PTSD from killing him
@mantis8854
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Tweet media one
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@FreeDuck
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11 months
You're a Minor Attracted Person?
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