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Flustered on ao3, sitting upon my garbage throne with my scepter in hand. do not message me about kings to you.

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Before this site offically burns down I am announcing that I am offically locking my fics on ao3. If you prefer to read fics on guest mode, you'll no longer be able to see mine anymore. They are available on signed in accounts. Bots are an issue, sadly.
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Body swap au. Tommy > Techno Wilbur > Phil Phil > Tommy Techno > Wilbur Wilbur: WHY DO MY BONES HURT Phil: wow!! What is this endless energy? I feel great! Tommy: cackling and picking up random heavy shit just because he can Techno, with twig arms: WHY CANT I PICK UP MY AXE
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Dark sbi piglin au- When Phil took in three piglin children from the nether, he was scared. What if he raised them wrong? What if they needed something he couldn't provide? What if there was a piglin custom he couldn't do? In all fairness only one of those fears was right.
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A classic cryptid au except whenever Tommy gets scared he aggressively compliments people. And by people, I mean the cryptids that are trying to eat him. A dark shadow slowly creeping up behind Tommy, and he whips around and screeches, "YOU'RE AMAZING."
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Genuinely my favorite joke is when people ask "are you ever going to update again" (or whatever varient of it they ask) and I respond back "No. Never. This is finished. I'm never coming back. The end." I snicker to myself, then add another day to the fic update schedule.
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Quick im in a kings mood today gimme some motivation.
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I dont normally do this but Im implusive and terrible with twitter. But I am close to 2k followers. If I hit... lets say... 2,350 (I am scared of you guys after underestimating yall once before) I will start steadily releasing the rest of AC that I have already written.
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I saw this and thought it was incredibly funny!
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With AI scraping ao3 for writing, I am heavily debating on locking all of my fics for ao3 users only. I havent fully decided yet. But if you read as a guest I heavily recommend getting in line now to get your ao3 account. People are locking up their fics.
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He raised this three boys up from children. He did his best. Techno and Wilbur did struggle a bit adjusting to the overworld. But Tommy was young enough that he thrived easily. Phil was a great dad! He taught them everything he knew. He spent nights learning the things he didnt
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Okay folks! Lets play a game! I want you to @ one of your favorite authors/artist in the comments and tell them something nice! We need some positivity today! If this thread gets 50 positive comments to any writer/artist in 1 hour Ill share a Kings snippet. I
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Aka: Phils children yoink him after Techno takes over their sounder. He figures that since they didn't need a father anymore he can just leave... He does not get very far at all.
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Ive posted a new fic! Anybody wanted some piglin platonic soulmate bedrockbros with a dash of mafia? No? Too bad its up already.
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And it completely blindsided him when his children betrayed him. Techno was bigger than him. A stubborn boy, but he always did as Phil asked him to. Even as he snorted and grumbled. The day Techno threw an old sword at his feet and challenged him for the leadersip of the pack
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was burned into Phils brain. Along with the sensation of Techno’s hoof in his back, pinning him down. He had lost. And now Phil is trying to adjust being unseated from being the sounders leader. Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well.
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After all, piglins are possessive.
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Im was dedicating the next week of writing solely to Kings and then I saw this trend! So. I know Im going to write a lot this week anyways, but it would be fun to make it a challenge! I adjusted the number a lil. Lol. At the end of the week lets see if i managed to complete it!😊
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You know what absolutely sucks being a dog shifter? Everybody just puts you down as a werewolf Tommy is not a wolf. Those stuck up idiots who are about "instincts" and "fighting to the death" shit Yes, he turns into a dog at full moon No, he is not a wolf. There is a difference
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Me: i make something very extremely obvious and everybody knows what i am doing by the many, numerous, extreme amount of hints im dropping. But i never outright say it Anon on ao3: wait what does this mean?? How come the author never explained it?? Me, sobbing: please...
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Me @ everybody I AM NOT IN DENIAL I AM NOT-
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Some ppl said some nice things about kings so ill give u a spoiler for the next chapter A member of sbi will finally make an appearance :)
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Quick im in a kings mood today gimme some motivation.
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There is a beat. And the feathered bird monster clicks between its rows of teeth, "what did you say, mate?" "I said youre amazing. Just like, look at those wings. Hot damn, they are huge! I think its pretty and great and cool! They're very well taken care of." Tommy is breathing
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Me: okay im gonna get three scenes done AS FAST AS POSSIBLE- Three days later I stare at 7.4k scene with shaking hands and a blank stare, with two more to go through.
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Pop Quiz!! If you are inspired by a work do you A) write a sequel without the authors permission and blatently tell people that it is the canon sequel rather than just an au B) get offended when the author reaches out and says that its not cool and author was actually making a
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Not to be salty on main but like?????? Somebody was complaining in my comments about how everybody found my last chapter of kings funny???? "Um, actually this is so dark why are ppl laughing at this-" IT IS HUMOR BRO. They listed out everything i did to dteam and said it was evil
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Its November 8th!! One year ago today I posted my first dsmp fic. Happy birthday Kings To You.
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Me: Has 52 ao3 tabs open Me: ugh! There is nothing to read!
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Context: somebody told them to not ask for updates from me or I will postpone updating kings for another month.
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Superhero au! With Wilbur who has siren powers. But all it does is make him sound like he has autotune.
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The family dynamic for my atla au:
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they knew when to back off. It was crazy, that nightmares cared more about Tommy than the foster family he was in. One night, when they asked if he wanted to come with them into the shadows, Tommy didn't hesitate to agree. He was reported missing, and the police never found him
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hard and shaking, his face is white. His voice gets softer the longer he speaks The cryptid blinks its eight eyes in suprise, and unfolds one of its wings. "Do you really think theyre cool?" "Yep! Absolutely poggers." Tommy give it a shaking thumbs up. "Huh." The creature leans
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It does happen often. With other monsters. For the things that go bump in the night, they crave positive attention. The big guy with the pig skull likes it when Tommy compliments his hair. Even when there is clearly blood dripping from it. He gives Tommy gentle pats on the head
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And Tommy definitely doesn't look up tutorials for different hair styles. Nope. It just appeared on his feed The pig monster hesitantly touches the braid Tommy wove in its hair, and crushes the poor teen to its broad chest. It gives him a polished golden ring next time they meet
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far too big. "You're interesting. I think I'll keep you." And the monster lifts its wings up high in the sky and vanishes in a swirl of smoke and feathers. Tommy falls on the ground, his heart ready to implode. He had a feeling that this wouldn't be the last time this happens.
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back on its haunches and gives Tommy a once over. "Thank you," it says, "I've never been complimented before." "I dont know why not, you have beautiful eyes." Tommy felt like he was digging his grave. And the creature cocked its head and gave him a toothy grin that stretched
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Tommy was certain the snake guy was going to kill him until Tommy threw a yellow sweater at him and yelled, "HAVE A GIFT." After that, the scaly bastard was always trying to steal Tommy's hoodies. It was weird. But... they never hurt Tommy. And they did kind of scare him but
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[slams open door] GUESS WHO JUST GOT HER BLOCK BUTTON ON AO3 BABY!!! IM GOING TO WRECK ASSHOLES UP. IM SHARING NAMES WITH MY FRIENDS SO THEY CAN BLOCK PEOPLE TOO. GET WRECKED!!! GET FUCKIN WRECKED!!! IM LOSING MY MIND I CAN GET RID OF THE SCUM WHO READ MY STUFF. YEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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i dont have enough words to properly depict my rage
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But it's okay. He's home now.
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Comments like this makes me want to never upload again. The anon name is a nice touch tho. Gotta love anxiety and stress that I get from not uploading in a long time. Really love the reminder that I haven't given out free content. Love the demands. Really brings me joy seeing it.
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I need something light and fluffy. Could yall rec me some of the fluffiest cute sbi fics known to man? I would really appreciate it. ❤ Feelin down today.
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I got a lovely comment in my inbox on Kings saying "its been over a month, please continue-" You know what I do when people say that right? :)
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I think im hilarious
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So. I have a confession to make. I dont like posting a new fic. Something about 1/? Haunts me. So. Im announcing the three days of updates this week. Starting tomorrow and ending on Thursday. Ill update my new fic every day. Anarchists Child, by Flustered. Coming soon.
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I got a transphobic comment. I am shocked that I got one on ao3 of all places. Like, my sibling in craft, this is not the place for a gender dispute. Anyways I reported it and I hope they get their ao3 account suspended. I dont take these comments lightly. Get wrecked.
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Who wants to hear me talk about my dsmp hp au because I can ease my soul from the infinite baby fics by going back to my roots, the hp fandom. I have brain rotted so much backstory in this au I have A LIST OF CHARACTERS THAT MATCH PPL IN THE HP FANDOM.... this is gonna be fun.
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Eyyyy, you guys got it!! Chapter 19 Kings bit!! I hope you enjoy!
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Hey!! Do you like this fic??? Do you appreciate bitsinboots? Do you like angelduo and dark sbi?? Could u do me a massive favor and subscribe to them on ao3? Theyre my best friend and they are an amazing writer!
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A new chapter of my work, Anarchist Child is out!
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So im trying to be a bit more active on twitter. Tbh I dont really know what to do or say on here. ....hi?
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Tomorrow is a nice day. Relaxing. Very good. Sunday. Such fun. Love it so much. Nothing bad will happen tomorrow. Love Sundays so much.
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I have lost about ten followers in the past twenty minutes lol. Im not done with dsmp. And i wont spam ur home page anymore. Yeah. Witcher fics have me in a grip. You know how much hybrid instinct shenanigans I can toss into that bad boy? So fucking many.
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I have a small pet peeve when I click on a fic that has a tag that I want. And then I see in the notes from the author that the tag isnt actually in the fic. They tagged it because the tag was popular and wanted more views. I close it instantly and move on. Ugh! Its irritating
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I was told by my friends this might murder yall. Rip. Next chapter is the end of Arc 1 of Kings. See yall at the finish line tomorrow.
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Me in the last 24 hours: ohhh familiar au!! No, God au. Pirate au!! Alien au!!! Oh i should work on AC. No! Kings! Oh but I want to do a reincarnation au! I want horror! I want fantasy! I want to write everything. I wanna do a list of short prompts and post one shots and i wanna-
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Just to clarify, I am 100% behind Corpsey on this. I will unfollow people who do this. And if my fics are recced to CCs, I will, without a moment of hesitation, delete all of my mcyt fics. I am deadly serious. I do not want people to send fics to CCs, respect their boundries!
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i'm just gonna be blunt for a moment- i unfollowed some people today, it's nothing personal, but to me the biggest rule of writing fanfiction has always been to keep it firmly inside the fanfiction sphere
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Ive been slowly crawling through the next chapter of kings and Im bloodied and i have shrapnel in my leg but Im so CLOSE Why do i have to write action????? Why do i curse myself with this.
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Aaannnnd within ten minutes of posting my new oneshot i got this delightful thing. 4k isnt enough of a "story" huh.
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Before I go any further you might notice a new feature on my stories. I have placed a warning picture because some people haven't learned to read the tags. My fics might not be incredibly dark yet, but they still hold abusive elements. Please know what you are getting into. 1/4
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Reposting bc I cant spell for the life of me: I FINISHED A FIC AND I AM IN DISBELIEF. UTTERLY ASTONISHED I FINISHED A WIP. WHAT IS NEXT??? RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT???
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You ever write the worst angst in your life and then you share it with your friends and a few hours later one friend who didnt read it gets drunk and then begins to live react to it and it starts out fluffy and then I KILLED THEM INSTANTLY. I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS IM SO SORRY
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Realized I had half a mil words on ao3! :D
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Alternatively: Phil as Luigi, Techno as Mario, Wilbur as Princess Peach and Tommy as Bowser. Tommy just wants a friend so he yoinks Wilbur and theyre vibing in a castle while Phil and Techno are trying to save Wilbur but its a whole misunderstanding.
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Anytime somebody leaves a comment to "please update 🥺" I see it as a form of guilt tripping. You can praise me up and down but if you say "its a shame how slow your updates are" I will take it as an insult. Yes, that is a quote from a comment.
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While Ive been writing Kings this week I have discovered that... wow this is getting pretty dark. I am going to be updating the tags on Kings and I think I am going to also raise the rating to M just to be safe. Ive also written a fair amount of Kings and Im excited for arc 2!
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Kings is updating in an hour! Get ready for arc one to be finished!! :D
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The vote has ended. Thanks for participating! Vampire au has won. Ironically, twitter was very unionized and discord devolved into war. I enjoyed watching it all. Ill post it later today.
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I have about three prewritten chapters for AC i can post so Im adding it to my schedule for updating fics. Im going to try and start actively updating every week again!* Funny story, the reason why I had to stop last time was because my dog had puppies.
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Basically: infinite shenanigans as SBI go from irritation to fondness to this stray wolf pup in their territory And the entire time Tommy is throwing his hands in the air going: i am a dog!!! SBI: who hurt u like this? Be proud of ur heritage, little wolf Tommy: muffled screaming
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You know whats cool? Sunday. Sunday is a great day. For mischievous things to happen. I cant get enough of Sundays. You know? Sunday. Sweet day. Simply amazing.
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Hp au cast: Harry: Tommy Ron: Tubbo Hermione: Ranboo Snape: Punz Dumbledore: Callahan Voldemort: Dream Lily and James: Wilbur and Sally Sirius Black: Quackity Bellatrix: Sapnap Dobby: Shroud Cedric Diggory: MexicanDream (MD) Death: Kristin
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Me: I have the vibe to post, maybe I can post some of my new fic!! Me: opens ao3 new work page Me: sees that I have to tag it Me: closes ao3 new work page
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You guys were just so sweet. I am so happy we achieved the goal, and surpassed it by leagues (I'll up the price next time)! As I promised, 3 snippets (3 screenshots) of Kings To You, arc 2.
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Im in a weird uploady mood. Hm. Who cursed me?
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Tommy just wants to chew on his squeaker toy. 😭 why are these wolves following him??? Theyre so big and he is so small.
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(Pls ask before using my ideas. Im glad to share them, but I would prefer you to ask first. Thanks. 😌)
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How to be ominous, a short story by flustered. :) That is all.
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Im going to kill so many characters in my au and you cant stop me. AHAHAHAHAHA
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Bro..... *bro* its fanfiction. I can throw people out of windows.... bro i can make them think theyre about to die... thats the humor of it all.... why are you upset about PEOPLES REACTIONS than the fic itself????
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Despite everything, he has to mark that he is a werewolf on every legal document as his species. It doesn't really matter in the long run. Its an annoyance. He can survive. That is, until he moves into a packs claimed territory.
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I will submit my answer over which twin is older. It's Wilbur. Middle brother Techno. Before!!! You get cranky let me explain. The delight of having a stupid older brother who acts like a kid, vs, studious serious Techno who looks long sufferingly in the camera.
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This is the dog Tommy is:
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Back on twitter for a moment bc of the lack of ao3 in my life. Like im returning to an ex.
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Sadly no new chapter today! Im going thru some things, and I think I am going to take a break uploading for a while! Ill be back one day, maybe in a few weeks. Im trying to focus on Kings but I scrapped about 98% of what I had written/planned! Haha... 😭😭😭
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I am putting AC on time out for ✨ another ✨ month. Enjoy the wait. O7
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Sbi: 😠 ANOTHER WOLF??? IN OUR TERRITORY???? GO AWAY!!! Ahaha! We shall terrorize this wolf with our dominating auras. They shall have to leave!! Tommy, who is a dog shifter, and is completely clueless to instinct shit: why do these guys keep staring at me. Kinda weird champ.
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That was a long twenty minutes am I right?? Haha. Chapter 17 of Kings To You is out!!
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Chapter 18!! Enjoy!
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Whoever said that 'if you feel stuck/unhappy about a wip, go back ten sentences and rework it from there' really knows what they are doing. Ugh. Saved my life infinite times. Bless u
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I posted a new oneshot yesterday! Superhero au with feral Tommy. 90% of it is a fight but I really enjoyed making it! Techno really goes: hi Tommy: 🔪 hes insulted my family i must avenge them
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Well. SilverWing15 said /one/ thing and I blacked out and when I came to I created a new superhero/villain au. I.... desperately want to write it. Its... /very/ good. The ideas make me want to cackle in my evil lair and pet a cat on my lap. Another wip to work on. 😏
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New chapter in 20 mins I want to cry
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I just saw the doctor- and they told me I have been stressing my wrists and arms out too much. So its good they arent permanently broken. But I need to take it easy. This is a PSA for everybody- not only should you stretch your wrists but also ur forearms before writing!
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