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@EwMc1969

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@EwMc1969
Ewan McAllister
4 years
My mum cleans the house before she goes on holiday. Is this normal?
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3 years
Scotland once had the finest legal system and possibly the finest education system in the Western hemisphere. Not to mention a reputation for journalism. Those three paradigms are now in tatters. I wonder why
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3 years
I love Morrisons. I love their Union flagged boxes. The fact they stand up to loony Nats. Take note M&S.
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2 years
The single most damaging thing done to the UK in the last 50 years is devolution.
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3 years
A friend of mine. And he is a friend, although he's a Nationalist says Scotland can have any currency it wants, with no central bank, will be fast tracked into the EU and will have no debt as the debt is the UK debt.. He's not even on Meth.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
SNP think Gibraltar should be part of Spain. But Catalonia not be part of Spain. They are all over the show.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Apparently, as a Scot living in England I'm not allowed an opinion on Scottish politics. But Martin Compston and Alan Cumming are. 😂
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3 years
I'll say this now. Scottish independence is not happening. Ever.
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Ewan McAllister
4 years
I love Scotland. Well I loved Scotland. But in the last ten yrs the Scottifying of every single thing has turned the country into a weird McDisney type Brigadoon faux Gaelic craphole.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Pound to a penny if a Scottish person needs help for some reason in Denmark they'll be contacting the British Embassy. So what are these Scottish "embassies" actually for?
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Ewan McAllister
4 years
Sturgeon just said on Sky News "we must remember what unites us not divides us". She actually said that.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
I remember when Scotland was a paradigm of academic excellence, a welcoming place populated by canny folk with a healthy slice of self deprecating humour. What happened?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
UK economy, fifth largest in the world. Without Scotland, fitth largest in the world. Scotland's economy... errr... No idea.
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Ewan McAllister
4 years
Ferrier has already dropped out of the UK news. Compare that to Cummings yet what she did was potentially far more dangerous to other people.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Scottish Nationalists don't appear to understand that people on low incomes don't pay for prescriptions in England. A much more sensible policy than in Scotland where rich folk get free prescriptions
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3 years
Why do Scottish Nationalists think there would be no Tories in an Independent Scotland?
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2 years
Why doesn't a single journalist ask Sturgeon straight, where is Peter?
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
I am by no means a Tory apologist but have the Welsh gov and the Scottish gov handled this pandemic any better? I would suggest no.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
I hope normal Scottish people are aware that the SNP are infiltrating schools and attempting to influence the way in which children think.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I love how Scotch Nats disguise their racism by calling English folk Tories. 😂
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3 years
I fully understand Scots who hope England get gubbed. But to go on social media to express their hatred is just grim. What a sad little country Scotland is.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I have an uncle in Orkney. I have a nephew in Cornwall.. I have a niece in Manchester. This is the UK. It is absolutely tremendous.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
So Sturgeon won't say Indian Variant for fear of offending folk. Yet is perfectly happy with Kent Variant. I think that tells you all you need to know about her.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Why are Scottish Nationalists so obsessed with England?
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Ewan McAllister
3 months
I know this is a tad underhand but a friend of mine phoned Poileas Alba in Glasgow and only spoke Scottish Gaelic to them. They didn't have a Scottish Gaelic speaker to hand. Yet their vehicles are daubed in Scottish Gaelic. This will form part of my friend's Ph.D thesis.
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3 years
Hey Nicola when do my eleven starving kids get their bikes and tablets?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Burnham battered fuck out of the wee dictator on Marr. Why can't Scottish opposition politicians do this?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
If the drugs deaths in Scotland are the fault of the WM govt, how come the rate of deaths in Scotland is 3.5 times that of the rUK?
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Do all the SNP voters who agreed Scotland's oil would fund an Indy utopia now admit they were wrong?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
A vote for the SNP is an admission of racism/Anglophobia.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Aldi gonna trigger Nats. 😂
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
You have to love Aldi. A middle finger to the Scotch Separatist boycott nutters. 😂
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Am I dreaming or did @NicolaSturgeon promise free bikes and tablet computers to needy Scots kids?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I know most "unionists" on here are Tories and most of them are Leavers but I'm a Labour voter and a Remainer. Yet I despise Nationalists, be they Scottish, English or Cornish. 😂
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
The clan chief of the West of Scotland Tartan Army on Radio Five. Scotland's job is to "bring England down a peg". Not to win the tournament, or try their best. No. All about England. Cringeworthy.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
You can support the Union without being a Tory or indeed a Unionist. Something Scottish Nationalists cannot comprehend
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
I cannot abide Boris Johnson. I also cannot abide Nicola Sturgeon. There are a few of us with this viewpoint.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Ruth Wishart, after being called out for her bigotry and Anglophobia claims it was all just a bad joke. 😂
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I presume delaying the census in Scotland has more to do with the Nationalists wish to further separate themselves from the UK than anything to do with Covid.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Apparently the new colour scheme in Bute House is whitewash.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
The continual contrived grievances of the SNP towards the rest of the UK are so utterly tiresome.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Scotland has always been the home of casual anti English racism. It could just about be classed as banter up until about 2013 ish. Then things started to change. It's off the scale in 2021, with tacit or often vocal support from Scotgov.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
How come the two Yes cities are both middens?
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3 years
Looking like Sturgeon has handled Covid the worst out of all European countries. Congratulations Nic, Devi, Jason, and all the other talentless, unqualified shills.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
47.7% of a 67% turnout is, however you cut it, not a mandate for a referendum. Simple as that.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
In the run up to the 2014 Referendum I was a "No" but open to the Yes argument. Since then I'm staunch No and will never change my mind after witnessing the apalling behaviour of Nationalists and seeing the corruption of tbe SNP government.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Scottish Nationalists voted to leave the EU, when they voted Yes in 2014. This is a fact.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Why do Scottish Nationalists hate English people? The fact is the two nations are mixed to the point where, if there ever was, there is no difference between them. They are one and the same.
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Ewan McAllister
4 years
Ewan McGregor presenting a programme about the Battle of Britain on BBC1. The irony
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Weird situation where Scottish Nationalists are condemning racial abuse of England players, while simultaneously abusing the England team, which contains the very same players bring racially abused. What a twisted world these people inhabit.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Most Scots want to remain in the Union. The SNP win most seats in Holyrood and Scottish Westminster seats due to the nature of the current electoral system, plus the Unionist vote is split three ways. Why can't Nationalists get this?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Will somebody from the Scottish Greens please explain how independence will help the planet?
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3 years
Wow. Glasgow is a mess. What happened?
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In my experience the most racist people I've encountered in the UK are Scottish Nationalists.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Dear Scottish separatists. The game is up. Nicola knows it, we know it, just you lot don't know it yet.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Is anyone else utterly sick and tired of petty one-upmanship by devolved administrations regarding COVID policy? Especially when the Scottish and Welsh "governments" have little to show for their authoritarian policies.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Do Scottish Seperatists genuinely believe they are a different (and superior) breed to English folk? Even though many families are both Scottish and English?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I think Ross Greer has just realised he's finished.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
How come Devi Sridhar is never off the telly, until it goes tits up in Scotland, then she vanishes?
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3 years
Scotland must be one of the most inward looking, backward countries in Europe.
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3 years
Hilarious Cummings taking a pop at Herr Sturgeon. She made COBRA meetings farcical with her constant hectoring. 😂
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
Why do Nationalists say the Union must make a case for itself when the opposite is true? The Union is the Status Quo. If you want to change that then you better come up with a good plan. So far they've cone up with nothing other than they hate Boris and English folk in general.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
What a fucking nasty, narrow, backwater Scotland has become over the last ten yrs or so. Wealthy folk moving their money out. Companies re-registering their HQ's to addresses in England, or elsewhere. Talented graduates seeking work down south. Leaving Scotland a husk.
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Ewan McAllister
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Dear Scottish Nationalists. England is an absolute powerhouse of industry and innovation, helped by one of the most diverse and growing populations in the world. Scotland Isn't. Scotland's population is shrinking.
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4 years
Well that's me officially cut ties with Scotland. Moved back to Lancashire. Good luck fellow Scots. You will need it.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I'm not being funny, but the SNP will never win a referendum. The silent majority really does exist.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I don't vote Tory and am not particularly a fan of Douglas Ross, but there is faux outrage here by the usual suspects. Who exactly, did not realise he was a professional referee? And how come BBC and STV conveniently failed to mention he donates his MSP salary to charity?
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3 years
What is the difference between the British National Party and the Scottish National Party? The answer is virtually nothing
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I admired Donald Dewar, but I don't think he could have forseen the corrupt anti democracy that now presides in Holyrood. That wasn't the plan.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
I find it perplexing that some folk think if Nationalists lost a second Indyref that would be an end to the matter. It will never end. They are Nationalists. It will literally go on forever.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Apparently queen Nicola sorted the bin strike. Maybe she did. This begs the question, why did she allow Edinburgh to turn into a midden before she stepped in?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
My friend who's English keeps badgering me saying England would be better off without Scotland. I'm actually coming round to his point of view.
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The SNP scrape the barrel for political talent. And now Alba are scraping the SNP's barrel.
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Glasgow Central Post rail rebranding. 😂
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Humza was "almost in tears" as police broke up 300 house parties in Scotland over the weekend. What a prick.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
So I visited my friend in Glasgow last week. I used to work and live there. I was shocked at how tawdry it looked. More homeless than Manchester. Litter and vandalism at every turn. Looked like a third world city.
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Ewan McAllister
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The SNP claim to be serious about reducing alcohol consumption and obesity in Scotland. A simple solution is to put a Union Flag on all booze and junk food. That will immediately cut consumption of these products for about 40% of the adult population.
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Ewan McAllister
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Scottish Nationalists, in power for 14 yrs, attempting to blame Labour for Scottish drugs death disaster. Failing that, blaming the Toarriiees. Own it you cretins.
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Why do us in England have to listen to the full Nipster propaganda broadcast?
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Scotland will take the knee v England but not in the other games. What a fucking dogs dinner. 😂
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Ewan McAllister
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Folk split up all the time. Boris did it, Hancock half arsed did it, Nippy McSturge should just come clean. Most people couldn't give a rats arse. They do, however, care about the state she's got Scotland into during her reign.
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Ewan McAllister
4 years
Prior to 2014 I was relatively open minded about Independence. However, interacting with various SNP/Yessers since and seeing the plethora of borderline crazy comments they put out on social media I'm now firmly in the No camp. Some Nationalists are are nothing short of racists.
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Ewan McAllister
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The sham Salmond enquiry makes Scotland look a laughing stock on the international stage.
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I'm not sure about Scotland being divided. The Borders seem normal. But Glasgow is becoming Belfast-like for sure.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
You can't help thinking that Scottish Anglophobes simply need to get out more. Travel. Experience different parts of the UK. We are basically all the same, yet they are esconsed in their own postcode most of the time. Narrow minded people.
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3 years
Central station festooned with Great British Railways logos will get the scheme goblins frothing. 😂
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Ewan McAllister
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Face like a bag of broken biscuits.
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
220 yrs of the Census. To celebrate this the SNP have deliberately fucked it up.
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Ewan McAllister
1 year
Support for Indy is now at 107% in a new totally legit poll.
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Ewan McAllister
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The SNP have delayed the Census because they feel the pandemic will give abnormal results. Wait, what? That's the whole fucking point. It's a snapshot of one day every ten yrs. Bunch of arseholes.
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Form an orderly queue for bikes and laptops. 😂
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Scottish "government" sending ventilators to India. Isn't the UK responsible for this?
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Ewan McAllister
3 years
I've lived about half my life in Glasgow and half in Gtr Manchester. The time I spent in Glasgow was terrific but where would I rather live now? Manchester without a doubt. It's streets ahead of Nationalist run Glasgow, crumbling, unkempt, dirty. Falling apart.
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Ewan McAllister
2 years
Hilarious the number of non too bright Scottish Nationalists who thought Barbados just became independent. 😁
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You can go to London. But not Manchester. 😂 😂 😂 She's lost it.
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