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waria 🤌☭

@EternalDago

1 year

Photos are here, time to post husband

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waria 🤌☭

@EternalDago

4 years

Landlords be like “it’s an old building” alright then I’ll pay old rent, here’s 20 bucks it’s a fortune

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3 day weekends feel so natural. A day for chores, a day for socializing, and a day for simply fucking about

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3 years

rip flavored tobacco

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4 years

Capitalism relies 100% on constant, limitless growth. It can’t even survive a 2 week slow down to adapt to the needs of human lives. Imagine thinking this could last forever.

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3 years

Help I don’t know if I’m working class. My labor generates profit for my employer from which I am given only a fixed portion as a wage, but sometimes I type on a computer

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@EternalDago

4 years

The CHAZ should move the barricades out an inch every time they’re not looking until it’s the whole country

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@EternalDago

5 years

I wish I was as committed to anything as the Flags Mashup Bot is to starting a war in the Balkans

Flags Mashup Bot

@FlagsMashupBot

5 years

Mixed 🇽🇰 (Republic of Kosovo) + 🇷🇸 (Serbia), and created this new country called Republic of Serbia:

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@EternalDago

2 years

Before Pride month ends I need to tell you about how Italy excluded the southern part of the country from anti-homosexuality laws because everyone was too gay

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@EternalDago

4 years

Every photo of Jair Bolsonaro in 2020 looks like this

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4 years

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@EternalDago

11 days

My grandfather’s favorite phrase was “this country no good I go back” and now we say it to each other for everything

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12 days

we need more immigrant stories about all the people who came to the united states and were like brother ewwwwww

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@EternalDago

3 years

Whose house is that for

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@EternalDago

1 year

European food isn’t magical, it’s the lifestyle that keeps them thin. You have to wake up, drink your coffee, hop on your little scooter, sleep with everyone else’s wife by noon, then make it to work in time for your first lunch break and it takes a lot out of you

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4 years

The concept of white culture is an insult to the great European tradition of hating each other

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@EternalDago

4 years

When Marx said the state will wither away he meant Ohio

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4 months

For the low price of $75k, I will give my HOA the fight of their life

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3 years

Jesus coming back: I’m sorry, the WHAT Catholic Church?

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4 years

Thank you senator sanders go fuck yourself now on to senator warren, senator warren why is your opponent a son of a bitch

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@EternalDago

3 years

Punk rock famously arose from the extremely punk rock social norms of the 70s and 80s

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3 years

Glenn Danzig says the Misfits and the punk explosion couldn't happen today due to "cancel culture and woke bullshit"

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@EternalDago

11 months

My predecessor left after 40 years and I took his desk. Here’s what I found, a thread

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3 years

Wow I can’t believe it’s only been 2021 years since the Italians killed Jesus

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3 years

Few realize that Mario Kart is actually based on an old Italian tradition

Populism Updates

@PopulismUpdates

3 years

The unrest has spread to Italy 😔

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@EternalDago

4 years

Boomers are mad that viruses don’t respect Protestant work ethic and I’m here for it

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3 years

Omg I just learned that you can still go to a plantation in the south and they call it a plantation and they talk about the white family who founded it 300 years ago I’m choking this country isn’t real

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4 years

Now that you’re here, I just want you to be a witness to my landlord’s audacity to be an asshole about an apartment where he PAINTED the hardwood floor BROWN can you believe these people wtf

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@EternalDago

3 years

I love communists who also happen to be bimbos but the whole bimbo communism selling-Marx-with-tits shit is bourgeois and weird. Our ideology isn’t a beer brand.

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@EternalDago

3 years

Starting a body negative movement. These things are fucking gross.

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5 years

Christopher Columbus was the worst Italian. Do you have any idea how hard you have to work to be the worst Italian?

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1 year

Nobody likes this bitch that’s why she was shot in a basement

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3 years

Hating your parents does not absolve you of the class position they gave you

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4 years

Who’s the most unflattering celebrity you’ve been told you look like mine is the lady who shot up youtube

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3 years

Is this an IWW meeting

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3 years

Why does this sign say 2 hour Palestine?

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@EternalDago

11 months

This keyboard weighs 20 pounds, is louder than a jet engine, and has been sitting in a box taking up an entire shelf for years. I think this is the one I’m going to use.

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8 months

I’ve been staring at this picture for 5 solid minutes trying to come up with one thing you can cook with this

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$270.47 and don’t act like you don’t like Pringles.

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@EternalDago

3 years

When I was in college we had a speaker from the Sons of Italy come and talk to us about how the Sopranos is racist lol I’m in a lot of debt now

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@EternalDago

4 years

There are no Italians in Harry Potter world

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@gayrauder

4 years

according to this, which wizarding school should you attend?

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@EternalDago

11 months

The technology formed in chronological layers like a glacier

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@EternalDago

4 years

We are all Italian on the inside

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@EternalDago

5 years

Can I get a hell yeah

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@Gundisalvus

5 years

A landlord murdered at the start of the People’s Republic of China. Nothing to celebrate in 70 years of communism.

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@EternalDago

5 years

The scariest costume you’ll see tonight

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@EternalDago

11 months

There are all these hidden pockets with treasures like a shit ton of audio jack apple earbuds, I feel like the little mermaid

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3 years

I mean she’s the queen. Of the whole UK. What’s he gonna say.

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@EternalDago

4 years

My favorite kind of himbo are the communists and anarchists who work out primarily to prepare for the revolution. I think I might rebrand as one of those.

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@EternalDago

4 years

Parents need to start building lockers in their homes to shove their kids in during quarantine

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@EternalDago

11 months

Oh hell yes. HELL yes.

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2 years

r/ambien:

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4 years

The protests in Hong Kong were defending a murderer, the protests in Minneapolis are against one. Hope that helps.

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1 year

Happy shoe day to those who celebrate

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3 years

Announcing my new grift, Eat with an Italian. You invite me over and I loudly insult the food and your family. $300.

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11 months

Boomer memes!

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3 years

Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is drugs, those jobs ain’t going anywhere

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11 months

I’m going to make such sick mixtapes

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4 years

Get, and I cannot stress this enough, his ass.

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4 years

More footage emerging of Guaidó’s arrival to Caracas yesterday. Here he is physically assaulted, called a murderer and chased away from the airport. But Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi swear he’s loved by the people of Venezuela 🤔🤔🤔

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4 years

@pots_howard Just buy a house lol yeah let me just ask my daddy, John D Rockefeller, for a little house money lol how much could it be?

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11 months

The forbidden government ink

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11 months

There’s no way I’m responsible for all these keys

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11 months

A yardstick and a blanket. Not that weird except the drawer was labeled “ethernet”

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3 years

My bf took me out for Ohio style tapas (going to a highway exit and getting a little thing from each fast food restaurant)

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11 months

Ayo!

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11 months

@biopolitix While it’s customary for an IT guy to hold on to a few spares, this guy was prepping for some kind of windows based apocalypse

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@EternalDago

11 months

Two whole cups of pens. Great, I thought, until I went to take a message and found out every single one dried up in 1987

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@EternalDago

5 years

Iraq, the war best known for being over and in the past

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4 years

All anarchists know is ride bike, join IWW, live in group house, eat nutritional yeast, and lie

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11 months

There’s one (1) television.

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4 years

He’s actually albanian

keNai

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4 years

Unpopular Mario Opinions

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@EternalDago

5 years

Can’t wait for the sequel

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5 years

JUST IN: Billionaire conservative icon David Koch has died at age 79, @CBSNews confirms.

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@EternalDago

5 years

Not only is she obsessed with my tits but she believes that one should wear a bra in their own home

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@EternalDago

5 months

The first home PCs were over engineered and beyond what users understood but people bought them anyway because consumerism. So their kids played with it and figured it out. They grow up and design the “easy” devices that their parents should have had, now their kids are boomers.

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People say that kids lack tech/computer literacy bc of the rise of smartphones, but I have to wonder how much the widespread adoption of chromebooks in k12 schools has to do with it lol

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@EternalDago

11 months

Freezer pops!

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11 months

I thought these were money but they’re NOT

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11 months

I’m not going to out him, but he left his baby pictures

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11 months

Half a bottle of mouthwash, thanks bro

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3 years

My skirt is long help I’m in the hand mades tail

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4 years

Rural America 🤝 Urban America how do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play

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4 years

Great, I’ve always wanted my parents’ waffle maker

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4 years

@BernieSanders Many millennials will inherit their Baby-Boomer parents’ wealth, making them the wealthiest group. They’re struggling right now, but that is largely because of debt incurred for Post-Secondary Education and interest payments owed to the government.

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4 years

Omg please stop I can’t breathe

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11 months

Simply too many pins, if it has that many pins it’s none of my business

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@EternalDago

5 years

You don’t need empathy and compassion and all that woo woo sparkle unicorn shit to be a communist, you just have to want society to run in a way that makes sense and doesn’t randomly kill people.

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@EternalDago

4 years

Usually what they mean by “white culture” is some mix of Anglo culture, capitalism, and Greco-Roman antiquities for some reason

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11 months

VGA speakers

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11 months

I’m home from work (and not done cleaning the office) but here’s the find I’m thinking about the most: copious ant bait

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@EternalDago

4 years

Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?

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11 months

One of these

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3 years

Disgusting pizza of the Israeli settlements, a thread:

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@EternalDago

4 years

Lot of guys in here are real mad over a measly inch or two, oh and the tweet got them pretty worked up too

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@EternalDago

11 months

Hello recycling, can you please pick up a hundred heavy speakers that are old enough to serve in the army

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3 years

I assume all Anglo people live in fear of meeting Black people with their last name how are you on a plantation not thinking about the entire Black family who should come and seize that shit because their name is on it

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4 years

This, is where the Paris Commune failed.

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