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Eric Stangel

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5 years

Antonio Brown has been placed on the Physically Unable To Shut The Fuck Up list

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Michael Jordan just saw there's a Lance Armstrong documentary in his usual spot, and out of anger just went to Lance's house and scored 54 points on him.

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My heart breaks to share that my dad Dr. John Stangel passed away earlier today after a long battle with Alzheimer’s He was a wonderful father and taught me what’s important. He got tremendous joy from his family and work, and he changed people’s lives. I love you Pop.

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Mike Johnson looks like the guy in 1980s movies from the rich fraternity whose dad buys him a yacht so they can win the big boat race. But the lovable losers beat him & he has his pants torn off & he falls into the water in front of all the sorority girls who point and laugh

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

The new Rams logo looks like it’s from a tv show about pro football and they didn’t have rights from the NFL

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Wait, forget it. I just checked. The vaccine was developed by Pfizer Mufflers and Exhaust Repair.

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Eric Stangel

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3 years

I’m hearing Adam Gase is privately telling those in his inner circle that he expects to be reinstated as Jets head coach by August

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5 years

Antonio Brown still had a more productive Bills career than Nathan Peterman

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6 years

MLB has suspended Ken Giles 3 games for punching Ken Giles in the face

Joe Giglio

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6 years

Let's check in with our old buddy Ken Giles!

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2 years

If #MLB cancels any more games, the Pirates are going to get mathematically eliminated from the playoffs

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4 years

Yeah, but Rocky actually fought the Russians

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3 years

I assume when people say they’re doing their own research on the vaccine, they’re conducting a phase III, randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled case driven clinical trial to assess the efficacy and safety of the vaccine, which I respect.

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Eric Stangel

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6 years

Sometimes things line up just right

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

Is the government tanking for a better draft pick?

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3 years

Right now at Mar-a-Lago, ex-prez is forcing jr, eric, and jared to play a rousing round of Boar On The Floor

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Eric Stangel

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1 year

Great Britain’s jerseys look like they were designed on Microsoft Word

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Eric Stangel

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2 years

Journalists: If you have intel that would stop nuclear war, please do not save it for your upcoming book. Thx.

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

BREAKING: Robert Kraft has also been written out of the final two episodes of Empire.

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

You can understand the confusion with Antonio Brown. Clearly he assumed Raiders were allowed to wear anything they wanted on their head

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Imagine if a year ago you saw the Yankees playing the Rays for the ALDS in San Diego in front of cardboard fans and then were told that’s like the 8,357th oddest thing currently happening

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Fun Fact about November 3rd, Election Day. It's also Colin Kaepernick's birthday!

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Eric Stangel

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9 years

Aaron Hernandez (murder trial) is doubtful for Sunday's #SuperBowl

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3 years

My only criticism of the Nickelodeon broadcast is they really should be teaching the kids about point spreads, over/unders and parlays. It's math!

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

I envy those two astronauts that got to leave Earth for a while.

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

I just used the CNN Software and did 10,000 simulations and can't figure out for the life of me how Adam Gase is still Jets coach

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Where the hell is Wednesday Night Football??

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Eric Stangel

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3 years

The word Patriots is being misused so much that soon they're gonna have to re-name themselves "New England Football Team"

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

You know the Peloton couple lives next to that dick who bought two GMC trucks for funsies

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Eric Stangel

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7 years

Trump is Time's Person of the Year. But I'm guessing Hillary got more votes #GetIt #ThatsWhatHappenedWithTheOtherThing

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

This flag has just tested positive for COVID-19

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2 years

I’ve been trying to write a joke about the FBI seizing the My Pillow’s Guy’s phone at a Hardee’s but there’s nothing funnier than the fact that the FBI seized the My Pillow Guy’s phone at a Hardee’s

Ron Filipkowski

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The FBI nabbed Lindell at a Hardees and seized his phone.

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

We are all Dr. Fauci.

Bryan Greenberg

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4 years

Dr Fauci’s reaction to @realDonaldTrump pettiness in a time of crisis.🤦🏻‍♂️

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2 years

Chargers fans, I can’t help but feel, if the Bengals can get to the Super Bowl, we can make it too. Next year is our year.

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Eric Stangel

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9 years

Um, Travis Kelce, you're on TV...

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Eric Stangel

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6 years

I’m not making any jokes about this OJ special. In case he’s reading this, I don’t want him to hypothetically murder me too #DidOJConfess

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6 years

Once Eli Manning is ready to retire, the #Chargers should sign him to a one-day contract. That way he can begin & end his career as a Charger.

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1 year

Can I sue the Chargers for what they have done to me emotionally for the past 33 years? I’m so broken…

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1 year

@BarstoolBigCat No lead is ever enough. Ever.

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

What sports moment broke your heart the worst?

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6 years

The friggin shift is out of control... #HRDerby

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

There was nothing better than Regis on Letterman. On stage and off, he was always making people laugh. And he was such a pro. When he was booked, we knew we had nothing to worry about. We had a show. What a funny, kind man.

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4 years

When your loved one gives you a Peloton because you’re fat

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

This may be my favorite whistleblower complaint

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Eric Stangel

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6 years

Twitter has become a great place to find out what was in your timeline 15-21 hours ago

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New York Post

@nypost

4 years

Steering wheel in brand new Tesla falls off in driver's hands

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

Just saw the mock up of the slat fence that was posted. I mean, I guess it could work

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Eric Stangel

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6 years

Sick of all of you bandwagon curling fans. Where the hell are you the rest of the season?

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Eric Stangel

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6 years

Man, if you thought Sean Miller was sweating before...

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

6 years

UPDATE: This is the entire Cavs roster

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

5 years

The #Nationals MUST wear their #Expos throwbacks at least once in the World Series. This needs to happen.

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

4 years

Here we are again. That time of day where I ask everybody- How are you holding up tonight? As an experiment, if you can see this, click like. I want to see who is out there...

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4 years

If you were allowed to stop the count before it was over, my #Chargers would be 6-1.

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9 years

At the end of our lives, injury time should be added

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5 years

LEAKED: The #Chargers new logo for their move to London

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

4 months

I’M AT THE BILLS GAME. WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE????

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4 years

I’m starting to think pretending Covid-19 doesn’t exist is a bad idea

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1 month

Missing Norm Macdonald today…

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Eric Stangel

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6 years

Just waited in line for 9 hours outside Caldor. Got this sweet Zenith for just $2599.99. #BlackFriday .

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3 years

I’ve seen the tornado warnings in my area from the “experts,” but I’m going to do my own research before deciding what to do

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10 years

There's like an 80% chance if Draft Day tanks at the box office, the Browns fire Mike Pettine

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4 years

BTW I have stayed at that Four Seasons Total Landscaping. It's nice.

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7 years

(Working up hilarious take about how #USMNT could still win 2018 World Cup with help from the Electoral College. It's gonna be a good one)

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3 years

Congrats to the boys in blue. The GSA just certified the Dodgers World Series Championship.

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Here come the Bill Cowher rumors

Jennifer Jacobs

@JenniferJJacobs

4 years

Trump administration officials are looking into who would be in the line of succession if Kim Jong Un dies or is already dead, I'm told.

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3 years

Congrats to my friends in the #BillsMafia . That was a very impressive win. You guys have the goods.

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3 years

Wow. The gentleman on the right is younger.

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4 years

Holy crap this makes me happy

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

Hello @DeutscheBank I am interested in opening one of those accounts where you help me hide laundered money and act dumb when people start asking questions. Hit me up.

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Kliff Kingbury looks like he’s about to learn his shipment of ceramics stuffed with cocaine has been seized by a double crosser in his own inner circle

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3 years

They're terrorists, Ivanka. Calling their activity patriotic is how you got us here.

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2 years

This game is slipping away for the Raiders. Josh McDaniels just asked the refs to go check Patrick Mahomes’ ears

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Eric Stangel

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3 years

This is me at the Golden Corral chocolate dessert fountain

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Gulf of Thailand: This is called an Edens whale trap...

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4 years

You know what? I’m not seeing it with Joe Burrow. Teams should let him fall to the Chargers at #6 .

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

4 years

Who wore it better?

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Given what we have now, I think we all owe Dan Quayle an apology for overreacting to the “potatoe” thing.

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Because of the Astros cheating scandal, MLB should be forced to pay every baseball fan $1 million. It’s the right thing to do.

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4 years

Wow, it’s like holding it up to a mirror!

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3 years

But, but the new President has a Peloton and a Rolex!

Jake Tapper

@jaketapper

3 years

Trump Pressed Justice Department to Go Directly to Supreme Court to Overturn Election Results - WSJ

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6 years

Unbelievable to think there was a time the #Chargers had Philip Rivers, Doug Flutie, Drew Brees AND Cleo Lemon on the same roster

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4 years

Just came in from a walk. Very distressing. Tons of people out. IN groups. Not social distancing. I’d say less than 10% wearing masks. A guy on a bike not wearing a mask asked me if I was going to rob a bank. Actually I’m trying not to get killed by idiots like him.

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Eric Stangel

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3 years

Um, “Dr.” Fauci, can you explain why after I got my vaccine, I’m magnetic?

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

Seriously. Who gives out Almond Joy?

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

4 years

What kind of people would do this?

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Eric Stangel

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8 years

Oh, but Chris Sale had no problem with this tie...

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Eric Stangel

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3 years

Tip for Tony LaRussa- It’s an unwritten rule. You don’t walk in the winning run.

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

NBA teams aren’t only ones releasing their schedules. Here’s the Globetrotters first 5 games. vs Washington Generals vs Washington Generals vs Washington Generals vs Washington Generals vs Washington Generals

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

4 years

Cheryl, I think we might have a lead on your she-shed case

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

Louisiana man angry over stimulus check set mom's shed on fire: cops

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Eric Stangel

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10 months

Twitter right now FORMER PRESIDENT INDICTED FORMER PRESIDENT INDICTED MLB TRADE DEADLINE FORMER PRESIDENT INDICTED CHEECH & CHONG’S GUMMIES ARE NOW LEGAL FORMER PRESIDENT INDICTED CHEECH & CHONG’S GUMMIES ARE NOW LEGAL MLB TRADE DEADLINE CHEECH & CHONG’S GUMMIES ARE NOW LEGAL

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

5 years

Stop blaming video games. I have been playing Madden for 20 years but I never broke into Giants training camp and played QB

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

4 years

Hello @LindseyGrahamSC . Why do you refuse to take a Covid-19 test? It’s not like you to keep secrets.

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

4 years

The Yankees also announce that beer at the stadium will now cost $734

Jon Heyman

@JonHeyman

4 years

Breaking: Gerrit Cole to Yankees. 9 years. 36M per. 324M total.

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Eric Stangel

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3 years

After a crazy trade deadline, here’s tonight’s starters for the Nationals

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Eric Stangel

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5 years

Apparently Nick Foles is taping an episode of Undercover Boss tonight

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6 years

Did Hue Jackson understand that even tho there were 2 seconds left, that field goal won the game?

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Eric Stangel

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7 years

Attorney Ty Cobb hired to respond to Russia probes. This is a great idea. Once I hired Shoeless Joe Jackson to help fight a parking ticket

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6 years

Chargers home game. There is no red in the Chargers uniform.

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1 year

@UberFacts Toyotathon

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Eric Stangel

@EricStangel

4 years

3 million cases in the US and 130,000 people dead. Many of the people who survive will feel the effects forever. But keep patting yourself on the back, and keep trying to take away their healthcare

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Eric Stangel

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4 years

My #Chargers have been doing this for years.

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

Breaking: All sporting events in Italy will take place without fans present for at least the next month due to the coronavirus outbreak in the country, the Italian government announced on Wednesday.

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4 years

CNN graphics ain’t takin no shit

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Eric Stangel

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9 years

I would totally watch this sitcom... http://t.co/EGSOLizxgR

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