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All things GAA and Everton. Ancora imparo. @GAACoachQuotes MSc. Applied Sports Coaching @PessLimerick

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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
All these hillbillies delighted Sky Sports are gone from GAA coverage won’t be as happy when they can’t access GAA GO either because they don’t have wifi in Ballygobackwards. #GAA
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
11 months
Be a good while waiting for travel expenses and they wearing last years jerseys!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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2 years
@GAA__JOE Sorry picking out Glenn Ryan’s boots ahead of Dermot Early’s is an absolute travesty.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
7 months
Scotstown with 3 different sets of jerseys 😭
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
I never understood my Dad going to Galway matches, coming home and watching the full match again that night …. As I now sit here watching the Westmeath game again from start to finish.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Connolly didn’t have the bottle to face Westmeath. Dublin are rattled.
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It will never not annoy me that people don’t realise the GAA, LGFA and Camogie associations are 3 completely separate organisations.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Eddie Brennan is probably right in everything he said in fairness. #Cowboys
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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2 years
Can McStay be substituted at half time?
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
5 years
@kdkilbane77 Wonder will there be a similar response when James McClean will inevitably be the subject of sectarian abuse in November?
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
11 months
@Reunify32 @ChiefConPSNI Imagine the outcry if you had a bonfire with a 60 foot Israel flag celebrating the holocaust
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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2 months
Jarlath Burns already a million times better than Larry McCarthy.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
5 years
@jcoops @BrianFenton08 He did over carry the ball though 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
No game on RTE until 4pm and only showing Tailteann Cup game at 2pm on GAA GO. If @RTEgaa had any interest in promoting the Tailteann Cup it would be live on RTE 2 now.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
The lad on the 2 Johnnies podcast robbing Tesco with the duplicate receipt for 3 years should be the Minister for Finance. @the2johnnies
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Congratulations to the Westmeath county board on their new medical degrees, still keeping the dressing rooms closed for the rest of the year 😩 @Woolberto
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
My ould lad went on a school tour to Italia 90! A school tour to the fucking World Cup 😂😂 #theboysingreen
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When I was U12 we won the county final, but because it was the Millennium year the county board gave everyone the same medal. A lad in school from the team we beat said it didn’t count because we all got the same medal. Still pisses me off 23 years later! Kids know who won!
@CahairOKane1
Cahair O'Kane
1 year
The GAA is clamping down and will sanction those involved in competitive games for players under the age of 12. Particular impact on blitzes. No keeping scores at games, no semi-finals or finals, no cups allowed. Full story below 🔽
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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2 years
Some few months for Jack McKevitt, Kildare club championship, Leinster club final, Leinster schools championship & Hogan Cup, Leinster U20 championship! #Kildare
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
This story, along with the Gordon Elliot story, has been flogged by the Irish media for days now. Yet nothing about Micheal Martin breaking restrictions, little about Leo Varadkar breaking the law or Davy Stockbrokers, the Beacon controversy has just gone away, etc. 🤔
@IndoSport
Irish Independent Sport
3 years
John Greene: Dublin’s selfish actions are a real slap in the face to grassroots
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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10 months
I think Off The Ball have highly overestimated how good they think their content is 👎🏼
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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4 years
Can someone tell me why this makes Michael Murphy a class act?
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Oisin Langan
4 years
Michael Murphy is a class act.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Some win for Westmeath U17 hurlers over Dublin. Even more remarkable given 7 or 8 of them played for the footballers yesterday against Meath. The financial doping obviously isn’t working for Dublin, they’ll need more money pumped in!!!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Teachers need to wind their neck in! 6 weeks left, count our blessings we get to go into school, plenty of more vulnerable people out there who should be vaccinated first.
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There is no worse place to be than twitter when Ireland win a rugby match.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
My Gaa skill - target practice with a teammate. #SocialDistancing @AthloneGAA ⁩ 🏐
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@willocallaghan Fair play to every school in Offaly joined together beating 1 school on their own.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Dad (age 62) heading to a hurling match: “I always bring gear with me incase I have to play.” 🙋🏼‍♂️ Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
I’m going to go to a GAA match at the weekend to support my club & then apologise profusely afterwards for my serious error of judgement. #UpTheBlue 👍🏼
@LeoVaradkar
Leo Varadkar
4 years
All have apologised profusely and accept they made a serious error of judgment.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
When you get the 15th 👍🏼 in the junior what’s app group @small_conor
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
This has become my favourite part of the day 🙈 actual facts, much better than the scare mongering in the national media. Predicted cases down from 15k to 6k by the end of the month.
@osullica
Catherine O'Sullivan
4 years
Today's Model Update - 200 New Cases - 1370 Less Than Predicted - 8% Increase - Model adjusted to 6K by end of month - If you find these updates useful I would appreciate a like or share - Thank You! #COVID19ireland #COVID_19ireland
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
This is a disgrace @westmeath_gaa ! Ladies playing at 1:30, men playing at 6pm. Both on Saturday. Both in Cusack Park. 🤷🏼‍♂️
@LeinsterLGFA
Leinster LGFA
2 years
🚨BREAKING🚨 🏆TG4 Leinster SFC Round 1️⃣ 🗓Sat 30th April at 1:30 🏟Cusack Park, Mullingar 🏐 @WestmeathLadies v @dublinladiesg Tickets now on sale! 👇🏻 🎟 #ProperFan #TG4Leinster
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Christy O’Connor recalling the details of every GAA game ever played. @chrisocfl @SmallerFishGAA
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
So retired Taoiseach Bertie Ahern, Brian Cowen, Enda Kenny etc, have all got a pay rise this year (even though they are retired !!!!! ) and FF, FG and the Greens refusing to pay student nurses. Get fucked.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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2 years
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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7 months
@AdamMoynihan Strange they didn’t propose this in any other of their 96 years in senior, only the year they get relegated!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Someone get Cheddar Plunkett and Sambo McNaughton into a room and give them free reign to improve hurling in the country. @ahurlerslife @TheGAAHour
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
3 lads from town of Athlone (population of 22,000) on the Westmeath U17 panels in 2020 & 2021 combined. GAA on its knees in towns across the country and @officialgaa continue to turn a blind eye and pump money into Dublin 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Listening to Michael Meehan interview on @SmallerFishGAA . Jesus it’s sickens my hole the bad luck he got with injuries!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
@BallyhaleGAA @darren_mullan Could just clean the dressing room and not put up the photo 😏
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
@AndyGoode10 Enjoy your coffee 😃
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
5 years
Some win out of these boys today. Up the Marist 💪🏼💪🏼
@MaristGAA
Marist College GAA
5 years
Well done to our Senior Football team who beat St. Pats, Navan to top Group D of the Leinster Senior A championship. Huge heart to come back from 3 points down in stoppage time. We will now have a home draw in the Round of 16 at the end of January. ⁦ @MaristAthlone ⁩ 🇺🇦
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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2 years
That was unreal! Tailteann Cup World Champs @westmeath_gaa
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
You can barely get a score update of championship games on Westmeath social media, but you can get free balloons 😃
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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1 month
David Gough is pathetic
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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4 years
Would have been some day to see Westmeath bate the Dubs in Tullamore ☀️
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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5 years
“Eoin, call over this evening to see your granny” Arrived home to the granny watching the rosary on her iPad, saying a few prayers! The rosary... on YouTube... on an iPad! Call it off!!!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Johnny Glynn interview was worth the subscription alone 👏🏼 @SmallerFishGAA
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@pauriclodge Stop crying just coz you work for RTÉ! They’ll all go back playing with their clubs for the rest of the summer!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Every leaving cert student automatically getting 100% in their orals 😂😂😂😂😂 ah stop!!! Sure every now has automatically passed Irish 😂😂😂😂😂 they might as well all do higher level!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
7 months
The more I see of other club championship & league structures the more I think Westmeath are getting a lot right!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Isolation day 3: watched about 10 GAA matches. When do I get my phone call off David Brady?
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Such a time to blow the whistle with a point in it 😭
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
That magical time when every cunt on social media has an opinion on schools 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 months
Daire Cregg was man of the match by a country mile. Should get the award, regardless of the result @SportTG4
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Joe Dolan ✅ Westmeath jersey ✅ Google maps ✅ Haven’t been this excited to go to Croker since 2004! #Iarmh íAbú 🇱🇻 The magic of the #TailteannCup
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Best Before End: June 2021.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Went out Friday night. Still hungover on Tuesday. #CloseThePubs
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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2 years
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
I want to stay going to school ... however how can you go to level 5, lock down the whole country and still have hundreds of thousands of students and staff going to school ‘with protective measures’?
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This is unreal! Westmeath will still only give you championship fixtures 7 days out and change half of them but ‘7 days is enough notice’ 🥴
@OfficialCorkGAA
Cork GAA
1 year
Master Fixture Plan 2023 has been released. Read more here - #OneCork
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Played 30 holes of golf today. Not even one miserable par. 💩
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Westmeath Gaa social media is embarrassing 😂😂😂
@westmeath_gaa
Westmeath GAA
2 years
Best of luck to Damien Gavin's side 🇶🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦 #iarmhiabu #westmeathgaa #maroonandwhitearmy
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Head of team selection Head of player management Manager New waffle terms to go with ‘finishers’ and ‘impacters’. 🙄
@OFFICIALFoxCab
Foxrock-Cabinteely GAA
1 year
We are delighted to announce the 2023 @OFFICIALFoxCab Senior Ladies Management Team, L-R below. Head of Team Selection Marie Crotty, Head of Player Management, Rachel Doolin, Manager Maureen King, Senior Coach, Shane Rice and FLO Nicola McNally. The whole club is behind you all!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Haven’t had one since 😒
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Can’t buy class 👌🏼
@JohnEgan1111
John Egan
3 years
Got this message from my favourite person on earth last Saturday. Didn’t think I could love him any more. Buzzing with @McMickanCharlie for sorting xx @Everton
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Brought 4 lads home from a match and my car is absolute stink. Open the dressing rooms @officialgaa
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Still think it’s mental that my ould lad went on a school tour to the World Cup! #Italia90
@DeclanStarken
Declan Starken
4 years
@MaristAthlone Throwback to Marist School Tour to Italia90 , Des O'Connor and Padraig Nally during the penalty shoot out
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
5 years
This is the worst GAA shit of all time. Some dickhead makes a few videos and he gets an all expenses paid ticket to the all-Ireland and you have others dedicated to grass routes all year round can’t get a ticket.
@_joshpray
joshpray
5 years
Thank you so much @TourismIreland and the @officialgaa for making it possible to attend the #gaelicfootball #allireland #finals 2019 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 this is living!!!!!! #ireland is beyond beautiful
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@EoinJoeyJordan
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4 years
Looks like we can soon add second level schools GAA to the list of competitions that the @officialgaa want to see the back of. This will be the death knell of schools GAA if passed at #congress @Woolberto @CahairOKane1 @ulsterschools @Munsterpps @MortimerMurphy1 @lonesharkoy
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
It irritates me that every eejit on social media has an opinion on the education system just coz they went to school!! I don’t comment on how a plumber should do their job just coz I use the jacks every day!!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Jesus it’s great to be back at it 💙💛
@MaristGAA
Marist College GAA
3 years
Well done to our senior team who won their first round league game today. Full time: Marist 1-16 Rochfortbridge 1-03 Thanks to @AthloneGAA for the pitch 🏐🔵🟡 @MaristAthlone
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
8 months
@patfgarvey @RIVERSIDEBOY79 @OfficialDownGAA I don’t know one county that does this.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Took frees off his left all day, then slots a sideline off his right to secure the win 👏🏼👏🏼 #class
@officialgaa
The GAA
4 years
Killian Doyle strikes over a nice sideline for @westmeath_gaa
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Saw this shared on twitter today about suicide awareness training. It takes approximately 30 minutes. It might help save someone’s life 🙏🏼 @ohanazero
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Going on the beer when Do it for Dan hits the 2 million mark!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
I am convinced that a 500ml bottle of lucozade is not as nice as a 380ml bottle of lucozade.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
@sahiner1 Great moustache Ertan 👍🏼
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Up the junior 👊🏼
@AthloneGAA
Athlone GAA
4 years
@westmeath_gaa JFC A 1/4 Final Full time Athlone: 1-10(13) St Pauls: 0-12(12) Injury time goal from Darren Magee puts us in the semi-final! Well done lads #UpTheBlue
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Club Rossie raising €1.8 million profit with two fundraisers is nothing short of phenomenal!! 💰
@clubrossie
Club Rossie
3 years
We’re delighted to announce a net contribution of €906k to @RoscommonGAA following our Win a Home in London fundraiser. Congrats to Mary Dinngean from Longford the lucky winner! Up Roscommon 💙💛 Full story, winners, and financials:
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Is @BrianCarroll13 making up his own sayings on the @SmallerFishGAA podcast? ‘Through the eye of an eagle’ and ‘falling between two barstools’ are new ones for me!
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And I wasn’t even playing 😮‍💨
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
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Amazing how the original narrative from changing minor from U18 to U17 was that it was affecting the Leaving Cert, yet now you have lads all over the country playing U20 on the same day as their Leaving Cert oral exams! You couldn’t make it up.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Few good sleeps this weekend.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
@EdFreeman9 @willocallaghan The Phoenix Park would still be a home venue for all their games 😬
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Hon the Marist 👊🏼
@MaristGAA
Marist College GAA
4 years
Well done to our senior football team who secured a 4-07 (19) to 2-11 (17) win over Mullingar CBS to qualify for the semi final of the Brother Bosco Cup. #MaristGaa 🇺🇦 ⁦ @MaristAthlone
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
Lost 4 semi finals in 8 days 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Gearoid Hegarty has had that coming for years!
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@conorquigley87 You can still win with class though 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Put. Her. Up. 💪🏼
@MaristGAA
Marist College GAA
3 years
Leinster Senior Championship Round 1 Full time Marist 2-12 St. Mary’s Edenderry 0-15 @MaristAthlone
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I’ve started doing that thing when you finish a job in the garden you stand there admiring it for 10 minutes afterwards. Officially an old man now!
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Saw this guy play schools football, class player. Wonder would he have played this year if he was guaranteed 7 championship games in the summer under proposal B? Will more young players opt out with the archaic structures still in place?
@GAA__JOE
GAA JOE
3 years
Sligo's Red Óg Murphy opts out for 2022! "I've decided that for this year coming I won't be going in with Sligo, I have plenty going on with my club and with DCU so that is going to be where my focus is. "We didn't get much benefit out of just one game against Mayo this year."
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
3 years
Leinster Schools continuing the absolute farce of combined schools teams! • Louth Schools (7 schools): 4,057 boys. • East Wicklow (17 sch): 5,027 • Wexford Schools (15 sch): 4,989 Marist College Athlone: 516 boys. St. Mel’s: 548 boys. Colaiste Eoin: 500 boys. Fair?
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
ShOuLd HaVe BeEn A pEn @JohnEggers
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
2 years
Some are more equal than others. #Preds
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
My Great-Grandad Stephen Jordan, secretary of the Galway Co. Board organised a hurling challenge match on the 28th November 1920, the week after #BloodySunday in Croke Park. Can anyone tell me the opponents? @MickFoley76 @cumannathanri @PresAthenry @TribesmenGAA #BloodySunday1920
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
5 years
Nothing says knacker like walking around Golden Island in a bellytop playing music from a speaker.
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@EoinJoeyJordan
Joey
4 years
It’s going to piss rain for a solid month when this is all over isn’t it!
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