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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

1 year

Please enjoy my free bestowed heirloom legacy awarded acknowledged heritage earned original blue checkmark while it lasts.

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

Remember when Hunter Biden held the G7 at his own hotel 4 profit? And then got 100 patents granted by China? And had his real estate holdings bailed out by the Saudis? And offered foreign countries quid pro quo? And spent $200M taxpayer dollars to play golf? Me neither.

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Whew! The tape is only of @SpeakerPelosi at a hair salon. For a minute I was worried that maybe they had a tape of her hugging Dictators, or blackmailing The Pres. of Ukraine, or bragging about rape, or trying to subvert justice, or outing whistleblowers, but nope. Hair salon.

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Robin Williams & I lived together '77-'78. Before Mork & Mindy. We were so broke we had one fork & passed it back & forth to eat salad out of a stolen @TheComedyStore bowl. This was taken in Leno's messy apartment. I have to return that bowl to Pauly.

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5 years

I don't understand sex. Or politics. Bill Clinton is impeached over 1 blow job (oh, right, lying about 1 blow job). SCROTUS has f*cked the world, lies about it every day, and nothing?? THIS is why we need sex education in schools, and, oh yeah, IMPEACHMENT. #ImpeachDonaldTrump

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Today marks 38 years since my great love, my friend, my guru, Andy Kaufman is gone. Gone longer than he was here, though he'll never really be gone. We were each others' first "sweeties". Here we are in our Greenwich Village apartment, Xmas 1973. I still have the shirt.

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4 years

I'm so excited!!! Just gave out 1 million tickets to my show at the 300 seat Laugh Factory next week. I'll have to do comedy to the overflow crowd outdoors first. EVERYBODY wants to come! We'll be handing out face masks, condoms, & joints. You'll have to sign a pregnancy waiver.

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6 years

Fuck the @NFL . They're "protecting the flag", but they'll still hire you if you beat your wife, your girlfriend, or torture and kill a hundred dogs. But taking a knee is too much. #tailsofjoy

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Later, at Ground O u couldn't breathe. My skin & clothes became sticky, millions of particles glued 2 me. I thought "This is people, these r the people who died.." I walked 3 miles along the river, to give them one last day in the sun, by the water.. #911Anniversary #WhereWereYou

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3 years

Twitter is contemplating eventually reinstating the account of Twice Impeached Traitor 500,000 Murderer Ex SCROTUS. I hope they don't. Twitter is so much better in every way since he has been gone. Please don't. RT for no. @Twitter @TwitterSupport

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4 years

Heavens! @SpeakerPelosi got a blowout at a hair salon? If she didn't want flack from the "right" she shouldn't have done that. She should have just killed 190,000 Americans, let Russia pay to kill our soldiers, bankrupted the country morally & financially. What was she thinking?

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3 years

Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro, and Tucker Carlson walk into a bar. The bar is immediately lowered.

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@ElayneBoosler

3 years

@jaketapper I remember Melanie standing lost at the car in her blue suit on inauguration day, left behind by SCROTUS, & Barack & Michelle coming down the steps to rescue & accompany her, despite yrs of vile attacks & birtherism. Pure class & humanity. Good riddance SCROTUS & The Third Lady.

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

Agghh!! Voter fraud!!!

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4 years

Has anyone told Impeached SCROTUS that President Obama could hold his breath for twenty minutes? #ObamaWasBetterAtEverything #PresidentsDay

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@ElayneBoosler

5 years

If you kill two election security bills you should be arrested for treason before the day is out. #MoscowMitch

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@ElayneBoosler

5 years

My childhood was forever traumatized by watching the death penalty trials on Captain Kangaroo. Also scarred by watching the terrorist Dennis the Menace, Lassie; the first trans star- a male dog passing as female, the crime family Andy's Gang, and lone shooter Quick Draw McGraw.

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1 year

Phyllis Diller was the kindest person you could ever meet. Helped every young comic every way she could. Was just as funny offstage. Took me into her HUGE wardrobe room (full floor?) and said "Whatever looks good on you, you can have". I chose two little hats.

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5 years

Remember when we used to have role models? Happy Anniversary to Michelle and Barack Obama. You make us proud, happy and hopeful. Long may you enjoy life together.

Barack Obama

@BarackObama

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Like the Beatles said: It’s getting better all the time. Thanks, babe, for 27 amazing years!

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4 years

@ddale8 Wow! What a sneaky way for him to get someone to show him where Ukraine is.

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3 years

Maybe to shut him up we can let him be the president of just Pennsylvania?

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5 years

Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, wealth re-distributors in the banking sector, died today from extreme air conditioning. #WaPoDeathNotices

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@ElayneBoosler

5 years

It will be great to finally have a president in the white house again who has a sense of humor. And a dog. Oh yeah, and a brain. #cougar2020

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@ewarren

5 years

It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it.

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7 years

Great beach reading.

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@ElayneBoosler

3 years

At least we now know why Hobby Lobby won't cover birth control for its employees. The money went to stolen artifacts.

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The Gilgamesh Dream Tablet is headed back to Iraq. The 3,500-year-old clay artifact, which was looted from Iraq and bought by Hobby Lobby, was seized by authorities who demanded it must be returned.

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

Does anyone know if there are special looting hours for seniors?

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

@SenFeinstein We should have a new law that says supreme court judges can be fired for lying on their "application". Every other worker is subject to that. And even worse, that is lying to congress, a punishable offense.

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5 years

Breaking news- Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide today by shooting himself in the back six times. William Barr says it's an open and shut case. #TrumpBodyCount #EpsteinMURDERED #EpsteinMurder

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

6 years

Hey big brave funnyman attacking female victims at your Mississippi rally in front of willfully ignorant pawns, you know, the ones who are soon going to find out you screwed them good. Why don't you come to NY where we KNOW you and try tonight's act? @realDonaldTrump

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

Why does the president get a physical every year, when what he really needs is a mental.

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

4 years

You don't think these are republican operatives? They looted Nordstrom's for fuck's sake.

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

I am happy beyond belief that ImpeachedSCROTUS is not going to wear a protective mask. You go boy! Hug them preachers, go to church, shake hands with your donors and kiss 'em all on the cheek. You show 'em!! We'll be applauding and cheering you on, I promise!

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

2 years

A smile break on a Monday from Platypus Dog.

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@ElayneBoosler

3 years

@jaketapper

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

7 years

Say its name. Say its name.

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

So we've got "I really don't care, do you?" and "I don't take responsibility at all" leading the country. They suck as public officials, but they sure make a perfect couple. #TrumpIsTheWORSTPresidentEVER #IDontTakeResponsibilityAtAll

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

3 years

Screw his taxes. Why is he not on trial for being the biggest mass murderer in American history? 500,000 DEAD & counting because he was unfit & too stupid & selfish to take a plague seriously. Still no masks today! More deaths. #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpVirus #TrumpCrimeFamily

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5 years

Thank you Chicago!! Always loved you and now even more. #ChicagoTrumpProtest #ImpeachTrumpPenceBarr #Resist #LockHimUp #LockThemUp #LockThemAllUp

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

6 years

@stutteringjohnm @MichaelAvenatti Count on me for bail. You have done the country a great service, showing there is no one running the show for security. Hackers must be having a picnic! You deserve to be on a stamp. How exactly did Jared Kushner get top security clearance?

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6 years

Roseanne was fired because her tweet demeaned and debased African Americans, and they made their voices heard. The verdict is still out on Samantha Bee because nobody's yet heard from the feckless c*nts.

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@ElayneBoosler

3 years

"The new female comedians are too aggressive for my taste." -Johnny Carson #ThrowbackThursday

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3 years

Hey, my husband paid for a rental car for some guy to kill our neighbor this morning. Sure, I supported it, and he used our money, but that shouldn't affect me still getting club gigs, right? #ClarenceThomasRESIGN #GinnyThomas #DomesticTerrorists

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

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5 years

"Osama bin Laden didn't yell 'Death to Tribeca'." -Jon Stewart. The humanity, heart, soul, class, grace, intelligence shown by Jon to a shameful congress was in stark contrast to the gov't we are suffering w/2day. Comedians r running 4 office around the world. I hope Jon runs.

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@ElayneBoosler

2 years

You think there's a baby formula shortage now, just wait until they overturn Roe v Wade..

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@ElayneBoosler

7 years

No, it's not "a great time for comedians". I'd much rather have good government and talk about my weight.

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@ElayneBoosler

2 months

The @latimes asked me to write about my friend @TheRichardLewis . I hope I did him proud.

Appreciation: Richard Lewis, The Prince of Pain, will rule forever

Longtime friend and fellow comedian Elayne Boosler shares fond, funny remembrances of Richard Lewis, who died on Wednesday at 76.

www.latimes.com

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3 years

Very first air guitar, 600 BC. #Italy

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

For everyone asking, I was banned on April 6th, until 2nite. Thank you all 4 your messages and support, it's much appreciated, and I missed you too. Hope all da Peeps are safe and well. Hubby and I social distanced at home.

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4 years

Cannot wait until November voting when we get rid of president Fence, vp Pence, AG Dense, Ivanka Pretense, Jared Offense, Betsy de Nonsense, Melanie Dense, Sec'y of State Offense, Mnuchin Expense. They're without sense, not worth two cents. May they all soon be Past Tense.

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

In a related surgery, doctors must treat the legislators who dreamed up this science fiction law, by re-implanting their brains from up their asses into their cranial cavities.

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5 years

What a bad liar lol. It's raining in MN, the rally is downtown, not here, and you mean to say at a SCROTUS rally, not one person is wearing a red shirt and/or MAGA hat? No red in that whole line. Yeah, right, a SCROTUS "rock concert" of a crowd. Sad. #FakeNews

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There are lines extending OUTSIDE OF THE PARKING lot for the #TrumpMinneapolis rally at the Target Center. It’s a freakin’ rock concert. I’ve never seen anything like it! #KAG2020 #TRUMP2020

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4 years

When your dogs destroy your 401k. #TrumpPandemic #coronavirus #tailsofjoy

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

This pandemic has changed my priorities in life. More than success, love, money, anything; if a genie came out of a bottle and granted me one wish, I would wish for a White House Press Pool credential. #StopAiringTrump #COVID19 #TrumpIsTheWORSTPresidentEVER #VoteThemOut

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"911. What's your emergency?" "Does it have to be real?" "Yes, you called 911." "Well what if I just want to get my call answered more quickly?" "Without an emergency?" "Yes." "You're putting the system at risk and undermining how it works. Wait.. is this you, Mr. Trump?"

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2 years

The last time the #Rapture was supposed to occur my friends and I put shoes all up and down Ventura Blvd with dry ice steaming out of them...

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@ElayneBoosler

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Photo booth, Coney Island, opening day 1974. Spring always makes me think of Andy and how we waited for that day every year. #ThrowbackThursday #Throwback

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

How dare you all call him #DoNothingDonald ! On the contrary, he has played golf 236 days while in office, spending tens of millions of taxpayer dollars. That aint nothing...

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3 years

Why we love Europe: "We need to sit outside we have a dog with us." "Oh yes, come inside, he will be happy here, we have three dogs already." Toby in the delicious Seven Cafe. The best dog in the best restaurant. Catch up America!

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

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5 years

@BetteMidler Better Midler is a national goddamn treasure. And she has enough money to buy you and keep you as a pet. Now back to your mother's basement with you.

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2 years

Thank you to the LA Times for asking me to share some of the beauty that was Judy.

Appreciation: Judy Tenuta left a legacy of being funny, fearless and fiercely free

Comedian Elayne Boosler shares memories of her fellow comic and longtime friend.

www.latimes.com

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

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4 years

Ray Ciccarelli is quitting NASCAR because they've banned the confederate flag. Or is it because..."With 32 races under his belt, 50-year-old Ray Ciccarelli has never won a NASCAR race." Well, we can see why he identified with the confederates.. #BlackLivesMatter

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@ElayneBoosler

6 years

I'm not a christian. At least several times a day someone says "Merry Christmas" to me. Know what I say back? "Merry Christmas to you too". Because I'm not a sociopathic evangelical "must have it my way" republican actual snowflake. #respect #love #heart #Chanukah

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6 years

A horse's ass always knows a horse's face. #horseface

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4 years

. #ProLife That's the republican party. "Pro life". They'll take care of you til the day you're born.

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3 years

"Catholic Monsignor Who Wanted to Deny Biden Communion Resigns After Cellphone Links Him to Gay Dating App." He's resigning to spend more time with his one night stands.

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Spent 4 hrs waiting to vote. Called World's Greatest Hubby after 2 hrs, he came with 2 shakers of Margaritas & 4 glasses & we had Voting Happy Hour w/our new line pals. Waited 2 more hrs & was sober by voting time. Lovely republican guy & nice young woman, tequila fixes all.

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5 years

I am officially changing parties today. I am going from Independent to Republican, just so I can be a #RepublicansForImpeachment .

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@ElayneBoosler

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Jane Fonda sat on an anti-aircraft gun in 1972 and has been called a traitor for almost 50 years. SCROTUS sat on Putin's face - nothing. #WednesdayWisdom

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People who do zero 4 others might not want to parade their ignorance attacking people who give $3 Million a yr (for 24 yrs!) to make a city better by restoring its parks & gardens in poor neighborhoods. Win awards much @BetteMidler ? You bet. @NYRP

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@ElayneBoosler

5 years

"Heartbeat Bill" bans abortions once a heartbeat is detected. Which means that Mitch McConnell can still be aborted.

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

"Chelsea Clinton's the White House dog. When a gay person turns his back on u it’s an invitation. Feminism gives unattractive women access 2 mainstream society. Take that bone out of ur nose & call me back." -Limbaugh. Medal of Freedom? I was so sure he'd win the Nobel 4 Poetry.

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I don't identify as any religion, practice none (except kindness & generosity) & call myself none. But every time SCROTUS vomits up another stupid thing about Jews, it makes me want to eat matzoh, get circumcised, have a bar mitzvah & beat him with a shofar. #AmericanJews

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@ElayneBoosler

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SCROTUS accuses 75 year old Martin Gugino of falling backwards, cracking his skull open & bleeding out on purpose. Actually, Gugino's original plan was to shoot himself in the back & blame police, but at 75 he realized he didn't have enough range of motion in his shoulder.

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3 years

What a maroon! Eric Trump says Biden caused the freeze in Texas! Everyone knows it was Jewish lasers. @GOP #TrumpCrimeFamily

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@ElayneBoosler

5 years

Here's the new #MoscowMitchTraitor cocktail: The #MoscowMitch Russian Mule (also known as a White Russian). Recipe: Stolichnaya, orange bitters, white (only) rum, muddled mint, blocked ice. Crush everything, absolutely everything. Served at any Barr. #PutinsMitch

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We remember the #RescueDogs at #911Anniversary . The dogs became so depressed at not finding live survivors as they were trained to, the firefighters would hide in the rubble to give them success & cheer them up. Beautiful firefighters. #GroundZero #tailsofjoy

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3 years

IMPEACH. ARREST. TODAY. He is a terrorist made possible by the inaction of his sycophants in congress, the press & twitter, who lets him incite & lie all day with weak "disclaimers". Arrest his enablers in gov't & his family urging this on here on twitter. #Sedition #Treason

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All throughout the '70s and '80s tv producers and execs would tell me my hair was "too aggressive". You young people today have no idea what we went thru. I had to walk 10 miles to school uphill both ways. #ThrowbackThursdays #Throwback #BornThisWay

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For #Impeachment , the House must send over the articles of Impeachment to the Senate. I think they should be delivered by Greta Thunberg. #ImpeachmentIsComing #DictatorDonald #MondayMotivation #MondayMorning #MondayMood #mondaythoughts

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4 years

My last trip to Costco I bought a huge bottle of ketchup, looked like a parking meter. Then I cried. My husband said "Why are you sad?" I said, "This ketchup is going to be going on picnics after we're dead". Then he cried. So we ate a hundred Belgian cream puffs.

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Folks, if you run out of toilet paper, #MAGA hats turn out to be very absorbent. #coronapocalypse #TrumpIsTheWORSTPresidentEVER #IDontTakeResponsibilityAtAll #Trumpspeech #TrumpPressConference

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Scammers call & email all day long. I guess they c our ages & think we're feeble! Hubby gets an email yesterday: "We hacked ur computer & have photos of u on porn sites watching women have sex. If u don't pay r demand we will tell your wife". Bill wrote back, "That IS my wife".

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My dog is brilliant. He fetched a stick. A selfie stick. #tailsofjoy

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3 years

Now Trump is suing the weather because he had 25% more cloudy days than Obama.

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I can only imagine the parade of grateful dogs/cats/animals that greeted Doris Day at the Rainbow Bridge. TY 4 being a role model in comedy, drama, & most important, 4 the millions of lives you saved in rescue. You were sunlight. RIP Ms. Day. #tailsofjoy

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4 years

The THUG who had his knee on George Floyd's neck for 8 minutes 46 seconds, 2 minutes 43 seconds of which he was already unconscious, was charged with THIRD degree murder? What would have made it 1st degree? Shooting & stabbing him WHILE smothering him?

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A lady found this beautiful pup tied inside a trash bag at the country store trash cans in LA. #Rescue now helping. Eye will be fine. Can YOU #adopt this GORGEOUS pup? Email elayne @tailsofjoy .net. We pay shots, chip, neuter, etc. He is rare & beautiful. #tailsofjoy

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The ever disgusting pile of horrific adjectives, Rush Limbaugh, just called an accomplished successful brilliant Black woman a ho. While he was a drug addict he had 4 wives, who could have ONLY been crack ho's, so he thinks he's qualified to judge...

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

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4 years

The mayor of Tulsa is G.T. Bynum. Of course allowing a huge rally at a time like this makes him P.T. Barnum. "There's a sucker born every minute."

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5 years

If the @NRA sold vegetables: "E coli is the price you pay to have vegetables in a free society. We will fight all lettuce regulations, safety measures, quality control, tracking. If you die, our thoughts & prayers will go out to your local salad bar."

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@ElayneBoosler

4 years

Many years from now, when #BarronTrump is in his twentieth year of lying on a psychiatrist's couch, the fact that a professor said his name on television still won't be one of the issues he brings up. #ThursdayMotivation #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpCrimeFamilyMustGo

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

2 years

I am so sad at the death of Bob Saget. I hadn't seen him in years but he was a beautiful part of the comedy family. May his memory be a blessing to his family and friends. May he rest in peace and may his rebellious spirit live on.

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

4 years

. @Jim_Jordan endlessly bullied Dr. Fauci pressing him over & over demanding he say he would outlaw the protests. Dr. Fauci rightly explained as a public health official it's not his place to say who gets arrested. After that, Jordan demanded his dry cleaner weigh in on fracking.

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

Democrats for Trump. Republicans for Women. Alabamans for education. Lori Loughlin for Merit cigarettes. Rabbis for shrimp. Mike Pence for Spring Break. Vegans for Ted Nugent. Nuns for Hustler. Dogs for Michael Vick. Money for nothin' chicks for free. #SaturdayMorning

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

"We'll take care of you 'til the day you're born." #RepublicanCampaignSlogans

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

1 year

Don't wanna brag, but it's extra nice to get a residual check during the holidays for holiday spending. Sky's the limit!

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

4 years

It's a plan. (Quote from Monika Wisniewska, Polish author.) #COVID19 #Covid_19

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

3 years

As a working comedian for 48 years, I feel eminently qualified to pronounce: #CruzIsAJoke

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

Went to @CuttingRoomNYC w/friends to see @BenVereen . After long wait, club announced Ben was ill (he's fine now) & show was canceled. I felt for the lovely dressed-up people, so I said to owner, "Refund their tix $ & I'll go on". He did, I did, & a great time was had by all.

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

5 years

You know how I know the #massshootings are due to guns & not "mental illness"? Because this government has especially driven women crazy, and we haven't committed any of them. #MurdererMitch #VoteThemOut #ImpeachNow #MoscowMitchTraitor #NRAIsATerroristOrganization #BloodMoney

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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler

@ElayneBoosler

2 years

George Zimmerman, Kyle Rittenhouse, and OJ Simpson will be replacing Viola Davis in "How to Get Away With Murder".

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