If Trump wins again after making it clear he will rule as a dictator, the first thing he will do is go confiscate everyone's guns like ALL dictators do.
How is it that men, who commit 99% of sex crimes and 90% of over-all crime, killing, & atrocities on Earth are able to convince people in this day and age that women are the liars when they are brave enough to report a sex crime committed against them?
Every single day, you need to remind yourself that Republicans actually impeached Bill Clinton for lying about getting a blowjob and compare that to how far they are going today to cover up
@realDonaldTrump
Administration's conspiracy against the United States.
My wife ran into an old friend after not seeing her in 10 yrs. They decided to go on a hike together. Halfway through the hike the woman revealed she's a Trump supporter.
My wife stayed silent and came home shaken. It's like finding out an old friend is a Satan worshiper. ๐ฟ๐คข
The excuse is"
@realDonaldTrump
is a counter-puncher. If someone hits him, he hits back 10 times harder."
You know who else uses that excuse?
Every domestic abuser, murderer, child abuser who feels like he may have been disrespected.
Holy f*ck!
@senatemajldr
Mitch McConnell on the Senate Floor is literally trying to scare any future victims or witnesses out of reporting because their name will become a household name! What a vile piece of sh*t he is!
Sean Hannity's wife just found out her husband hired the guy who is famous for working out hush money deals with porn stars and Playboy bunnies.
#ThoughtsAndPrayers
I am being totally serious when I say that I think
@realDonaldTrump
is purposely letting the people of New York die out of spite. He was never accepted there and now he's "hitting back 10 times harder."
I don't want 2 frighten any of u anymore than u already are, but when Trump says he doesn't care about the damage the deficit will do, (or climate change) because he "won't be here," he's saying he doesn't care about any of our lives. Think about what that means as he's cornered.
You know what's "not fair,"
@SenatorCollins
? Having a drunk 17-year-old boy try to rape you when you're a 15-year-old girl and then having your life threatened because you dare to mention it at an inconvenient time for Republicans.
#StopKanavaugh
I'm not sure who will be damaged more by the shitshow coming this week, the
@GOP
Republicans or Brett Kavanaugh himself. Then again,
I really don't care, do you?
Sometimes I feel like I just need a "hello."
Just a fucking "hello" from out there...
Something is wrong with the world right now.
This isn't normal and it's scary as fuck.
Things
@realDonaldTrump
has likely NEVER done:
1. Gone grocery shopping
2. Laundry
3. Read 2 his kids
4. Read a book
5. Read a single page of The Bible
6. Washed a car by hand
7. Made a meal for any of his wives
8. Picked up toilet paper or tampons on his way home
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Why is it that
@realDonaldTrump
always feels so sorry for men who have been called out for committing sex crimes but never the women who have been victimized?
.
.
.
... oh yeah.
Anyone running for President from now on should have to pass an FBI background check and qualify for the highest security clearance or be disqualified.
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#TrumpIsBroke
BREAKING: Reports are that
@realDonaldTrump
said Flynn "Turned on me."
Without knowing what Flynn is telling
#Mueller
Yes, for those keeping score, that would be an admission of guilt.
He's not very bright. ๐
#AfterTrump
I will sleep better.
#AfterTrump
I will watch less news.
#AfterTrump
I will not check Twitter first thing in the morning.
#AfterTrump
I will digest food more efficiently.
#AfterTrump
I will not stress the fuck out when the Emergency Broadcast System does a test on TV.
I have this fun feeling Nancy Pelosi is going to f*ck Trump with this impeachment process. Deny him a Senate trial until after the 2020 election would be an answer for
@senatemajldr
denying Obama his Merrick Garland pick.
#impeachment
My very old Persian torti cat is dying in front of me right now and it's devastating. She's not in pain but I've had her for almost 18 years. She's always been the perfect cat. When visitors came over she was the first one to come greet everyone. now she is peacefully leaving...
BREAKING: The Justice Department has sent a criminal referral on Andrew McCabe. This after 11 GOP House members sent a letter to Sessions to do it.
This is what your country looks like when totally corrupted.
This is an attempt to intimidate a witness.
Barack and Michelle Obama have inked a multi-year contract with Netflix to have a sh*t-load of fun and become even more popular than they already are while
@realDonaldTrump
is being impeached and his family and cohorts put in jail.
There is a God.
ALL senators calling for Al Franken to step down before a FAIR INVESTIGATION can go to Hell. The accusations against him reek of political hit job not only to destroy him but cheapen the entire
#MeToo
movement.
This is why Democrats lose.
@realDonaldTrump
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
YOU LOST THE ELECTION, MORON!
#LOSER
!
Keep reminding yourself that the only reason the
@GOP
would want to stop
#Mueller
is because they believe
@realDonaldTrump
is guilty of treason.
Otherwise, they would want the
@FBI
and Mueller to exonerate him.
So entire
#GOP
is actively obstructing justice to protect a traitor.
.
@realDonaldTrump
's endgame is to fuck as much shit up as he can to punish everyone who ever doubted his strength & value as a man. Ironically, he wants to fuck up the rich as much as he wants to fuck up the poor. He is a suicide bomber walking into his high school reunion.
Well, it happened again. Amy Klobuchar announced that she is running for President, talking proudly of fighting global warming while standing in a virtual blizzard of snow, ice and freezing temperatures. Bad timing. By the end of her speech she looked like a Snowman(woman)!
"I had a thumb injury & went 2 Straussโ office & he started pulling down my wrestling shorts- Iโm like, what the f--- are u doing? I went out & told Russ and Jim Jordan what happened. I was not having it. They went in & talked 2 Strauss.โ
Jordan is busted!
"What boy hasn't done this?"
Are you fucking kidding me??
"locked the door, pinned her 2 the bed, groped her, pulled at her clothing & put his hand over her mouth when she tried to scream."
Who the hell are these
@GOP
women? Moreover, who are these boys?
Mayor Pete is not under consideration for VP, but I have no doubt he's being offered a cabinet position. I think there will be a cabinet line-up announced soon so we can all imagine how amazing it will be to have competent people running our country again!
I believe Christine Blasey Ford. My prediction is that Brett Kavanaugh will not want this story to move forward with her on TV and he won't want to be forced to lie to Congress when there were witnesses. I believe Kavanaugh will withdrawal his name rather than lose everything.
Jim Acosta is a national hero. "We are down to Kool-Aid drinkers and next-of-kin" is the best description of the
@realDonaldTrump
presidency* I've heard yet.
.
@mschlapp
thinks girls are stupid and deserve to be raped if they go upstairs to use a bathroom alone.
He deleted this tweet after I called him on it. But you know... the Internet is magic.
Score sheet:
The Clinton Foundation is not being sued by the Attorney General of New York.
The Trump Foundation is being sued by the Attorney General of New York.
Every crime
@realDonaldTrump
accuses others of doing, he is doing.
If Gov. Cuomo is found to have done what he's accused of, then he needs to be gone.
But if he's removed before he's investigated, it will never feel like legit closure and it will be a green light to all Republicans that all you need are accusations to get rid of powerful Dems.
Eric Schneiderman sexually abused 4 women and within hours of learning this, Democrats forced him out of his job as Attorney General of New York.
@RealDonaldTrump
sexually abused at least 16 women going back decades and Republicans made him "President*"
That's the difference.
#maddow
and her guest, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, literally broke
@Twitter
for almost an hour when it came out that she has tapes of
@FLOTUS
apparently admitting to conspiracy to commit fraud!
Where's the fucking pop-corn? I need a minimum of 5 days worth!
@Maddow
@MSNBC
George H.W. Bush was a man I could simply disagree with without thinking he was a traitor to everything this country stands for... I miss those days.
RIP President Bush.
Gotta love all these
#MAGA
#cult45
nuts calling the tiny-handed orange shitgibbon the "greatest president" right after he posts a video throwing them ALL under the bus!
You can't make this shit up! ๐
I think the killing of Khashoggi by the Saudis was a test. Khashoggi was a permanent U.S. resident but not a citizen.
@realDonaldTrump
wants 2 see if they can get away w/ killing a resident journalist w/ a green card first & if successful, they will try a citizen journalist next.
Seriously,
@FoxNews
, Jeanine Pirro clearly has a substance abuse problem and should be taken off the air until she seeks help and finishes rehabilitation. You are allowing her to hit rock bottom live on the air for ratings and it's abuse at this point.
The Sutherland Springs mass shooter, Devin Patrick Kelley, was just a white man!
Thank God it wasn't terrorism!
Nothing to see here, folks!
You can all go back to being scared of Muslims!
The enemy of democracy is complacency.
The enemy of freedom is fear.
The enemy of ethics is greed.
The enemy of morality is false prophecy.
The enemy of justice is prejudice.
The enemy of progress is cowardice.
The enemy of the people of the United States is
@realDonaldTrump
.