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Eric Glover

@E_Glo

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he/him | vinyl and gay art collector | plant dad | gaymer | runner | very Virgo | Trader Joeโ€™s hoe | short king | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

New York, NY
Joined July 2009
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Eric Glover
2 years
My mean uncle who has been mean to me since I was a kid was just mean to me and I was mean back because Iโ€™m 33 and I can do what I want.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Hairy butts are the best butts.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Opening a gay bar with a panic room for gays with anxiety who need to escape overstimulation.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Using a sick day for your mental health is valid.
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Eric Glover
3 years
I was naked the entire time I was at the beach today and Iโ€™m proud of myself for feeling confident enough to do that.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Officially off of my antidepressants, renewed the lease for my one bedroom apartment that I love, and starting a new boss bitch job tomorrow. Let it be known that Iโ€™m single and accepting boyfriend applications.
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Eric Glover
2 years
I would like a boyfriend, please.
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2 years
Sorry if I like and/or comment on your tweet two seconds after you post it. Iโ€™m alone on NYE and Twitter is making me feel like Iโ€™m hanging out with people. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Eric Glover
3 years
The world is ending so I think we should all see each other naked. Life is too short.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Having my PrEP delivered and not having to deal with Walgreens is gay rights.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Slapped my own ass just to feel something.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Your National Send Nudes Day pics are making me ***** on the train.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Just rode the elevator with a cute guy who lives in my building. He was super friendly, has an adorable dog, and was wearing scrubs so he has a respectable job. Manifesting a cute building romance in 2022. โœจ
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Eric Glover
2 years
Yeah sex is great but have to ever gone to bed without setting an alarm? ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Eric Glover
2 years
As a thirty-something, I have to constantly remind myself that I canโ€™t compare my social life to people in their 20s. Leaving my apartment to go to a movie by myself is basically a wild night out at this point.
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Eric Glover
3 years
I wonder if my naked neighbor knows how much I love him.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Imagine having a salary that allowed you to live comfortably without financial anxiety IN THE CITY YOU WORK IN? Yaโ€™ll, Iโ€™m tired.
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Eric Glover
3 years
People complain about open couples and Iโ€™m like lol ok send them to me then.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Getting rejected never gets easier. ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Eric Glover
2 years
The homosexual urge to wear cute boots instead of weatherproof boots.
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Eric Glover
2 years
I might be spending NYE alone, but Iโ€™m buying enough food and alcohol for 10 people.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Gonna go on Grindr to find someone to big spoon me tonight.
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Eric Glover
2 years
A random person on the street just called me a cutie. ๐Ÿฅบ
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Eric Glover
2 years
Recently accepted a new job! Just got a welcome email and itโ€™s making me so excited. As time goes by, I only feel more and more affirmed in the decision I made. Iโ€™m looking forward to the work, but itโ€™s also the first time in my life Iโ€™ll be making a salary Iโ€™m proud of.
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Eric Glover
2 years
I could be on my deathbed and Iโ€™d still take the $2.75 subway home instead of a $50 Uber. Frugalness is in my blood.
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Eric Glover
2 years
My apartment is IMMACULATE after two days of cleaning. Perhaps I should show it off by having a handsome man over.
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Eric Glover
2 years
Clothes: off TV: on Beer: cracked open Sandwich: in my mouth
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