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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

i care about your fantasy football team

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

as a seahawks fan this shirt has a very different meaning.

Jason DiRienzo

@allpurposescout

5 years

I believe this to be very true. DK with a chip on his shoulder is a scary thought for all the other 31 NFL teams #Seahawks

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@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

The struggle is real

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

2 years

But....but that guy just caught up to him...

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2 years

Kyler Murray might be the fastest man alive 💨

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

collecting money is 100% the worst part about running leagues.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

I really hope Calvin Ridley is ok.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

Ready to be woken up a 6am from a screaming 7 year old

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

All set for my daughter's birthday tomorrow. She is going to freak the hell out when she comes downstairs in the morning #GirlDad

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

welp. I drafted Guice and Fournette in #SFBX .

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

2 years

i am now officially ready to believe that Jerrick McKinnon may not break out as a fantasy stud.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

2 years

Sitting next to a guy who is explaining his fantasy football league to his wife. She does not care. But nice to hear a random person playing superflex.

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@DynastyOuthouse

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@DynastyOuthouse

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

Nolan demanded that I tell everyone that today is his birthday and that his picture goes along with it too

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

2 years

Why @MrsOuthouse doesn't take me anywhere

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

league voted vetoes are collusion. other teams in the league should not be able to decide how owners handle their teams. if someone is cheating the commissioner can take care of it. #NeverVeto

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

Three players I am willing to let retire in my roster because chances are you won't get fair value in trades for them: AJ Green Julio Jones Rob Gronkowski

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

I seriously can't understand couples that sit on the same side of the table

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

Kids are having a sleepover at Grandma's house. My struggle: I feel like if I don't stay awake until at least 2am I will have wasted this opportunity. On the other hand, it is 8:47pm and I want to go to sleep now.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

The new mascot for my fantasy teams

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

Boarding a plane to Ohio to meet up with strange men I meet on the internet 🖖

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

2 years

its ok to leave leagues. if you want to leave a leagues you should. it is for the best of everyone involved. that being said...TELL SOMEONE. i have had multiple people just leave group chats without actually telling me they were leaving the league. come on...

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

clarity on the 49ers backfield

Ana Rita 🥀

@anarita011

5 years

🐚Tell me what you want🐚

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

a little tip for when you are creating leagues. always make sure there is one sucker in all of your leagues. i've created too many leagues filled with smart people and i can't take advantage of twitter hype and its super frustrating.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

One of the hardest parts of Twitter is convincing myself that I don't need to have a smart ass response to every single tweet.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

I just saw Joker About an hour in I started thinking that the first 1/2 hour was completely unnecessary. Then every passing minute I understood every choice and why everything happened. That movie was fucking amazing. So well done. So well acted. So so good.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

Am I allowed to be a Browns fan now?

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

we never replaced @_JamesTheBrain in the Dynasty Diagnostic Championship League. we never made and waiver moves or trades. i have just been setting his lineups. his team just won in the first round of the playoffs. #RIP #TheBrainiacs

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

There is no such thing as being weak at a position in February.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

Can we finally move passed the idea that super bowl commercials are anything special? It's been years since they've been anything worthwhile.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

can someone please pay me to podcast and run leagues? i am tired of this whole "day job" thing....

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

i already have the itch to do a start up. this is not good.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 months

it is an honor, a privilege, and all those other fancy words to have the opportunity to take part in the @ToysForTots_USA shopping for @FantasyCaresOrg . @FFTraderJoe , my friends, my children, and the Marines had a great time emptying Target's shelves.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

To the parents of the child who told my 5 year old daughter that Santa doesn't exist because she isn't special, Fuck you. Your child is a fucking monster. I hope your house burns down with all their presents still in there. Sincerely yours, Russ.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

i still smile every time i see i have a new follower. i still get giddy whenever i hear someone mention my name on a pod or @ me on twitter. i am still so excited every week to record a podcast. i hope this feeling never goes away and hope you people out there experience it too

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

It me

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

the emotional roller coaster of waking up to a trade offer in your inbox. phase 1) OH MAN! A TRADE OFFER! phase 2) WHAT? WHY? TRASH! phase 3) ugh. everyone is stupid. phase 4) time to search every league for a trade to make to make up for the disappointment you just went through

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

austin ekeler is my most owned player in dynasty. which means is 37.5% of my leagues i get to see those 23.6 points on my bench...

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

I intend on getting very drunk as soon as my kids go to sleep. Get those trade offers ready

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

the prices being asked for draft picks are insane. people are acting like there is a 0% chance that anyone in the first draft won't be top 10 this year.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

"it's a good offer but I'm going to pass"

faith

@faith_crist

5 years

What’s worse than a heartbreak?

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

His name is Nolan, and one day he too will have a trading problem.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

Today is Ellie's 6th birthday. She demanded that I tell all my internet friends and show them this picture.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 months

Leave leagues. Join leagues. Do what you want. For whatever reason you have.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

I think @RotoWear needs to make a shirt that says "talk to me about fantasy football" so I can be less awkward at parties.

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@DynastyOuthouse

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

Starting The Dark Knight at midnight was a terrible idea. But goddamn that move is amazing.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

i started watching Parks & Rec for the first time. half way through the 2nd season and damn that show is HILARIOUS!

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

Saquon Barkley is so good huh? Couldn't even score more fantasy points than Derrick Henry.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

i have watched this on loop for about 2 minutes. keenan allen is so darn good.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

no one wants to ridiculously overpay me for derrick henry. what the hell???

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

trade completed emails

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

11 months

pretty please check to see if you are signed up for #SFB13 . and make sure you have the right twitter handle in the system too. we want you to get in but we can't if you aren't signed up or we can't find you.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

literally just jumped out of my chair. #SFB9

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

I have 2 kids birthday parties today. Time to take this bad boy for a ride.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

20 days

my first rookie draft just wrapped up. unfortunately the league voted to move the draft to after the NFL draft so this is the last time we will have fun... but if anyone is curious here is how it went. 12tm, superflex, PPR, teprem (.75) 1.01Harrison Jr., Marvin FA WR (R)

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

i was healing from my cancer issues 4 years ago when Stuart Scott died. his death hit me pretty hard. i can't even think of his ESPY's speech without tearing up. the world was a cooler place because he was in it. #FuckCancer

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

Everybody meet Chewkabacca Fisher

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

trevor siemian just got picked up in every single superflex league. is that really something you want to do?

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

The fantasy football community, at its best, is a family. Last week, we lost one of our own, @_JamesTheBrain . We made these shirts to honor his memory & give back to James’s family. We’re all Brainiacs! All proceeds go directly to the Koutoulis Family

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

If Drew Brees was younger would we be talking about Michael Thomas as the dynasty WR1?

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 months

i get to go Toys for Tots shopping today for @FantasyCaresOrg !!!!

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@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

Starting to set up for my son's 7th birthday

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

1 year

cool cool cool cool cool....no doubt no doubt no doubt no biggie. uh huh.

Cincinnati Bengals

@Bengals

1 year

That’s number 5 Tee Higgins to you.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

Very drunk. I love you all

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@DynastyOuthouse

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

Trade offer sent

Daily Star

@dailystar

6 years

Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

My go to breakfast after a night of drinking. Corned beef hash with over easy eggs. Well done home fries. Side of bacon. And lots and lots of coffee.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

i hate having to wait until after tonights game to make trades. i want to overreact and make changes now!

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@DynastyOuthouse

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

I just watched Bohemian Rhapsody with the family then we watched the actual Live Aid concert. If anyone needs me I will be doing nothing but listening to Queen for the next 24-48 hours.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

its ok to lose trades. build your team the way you want and get your guys.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

@S_Grella i think your husband may be an alien for NOT doing that! what is the point of the toast if not to soak up the yolk????

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

Forget the Snyder cut of Justice League , give me the NC-17 cut of Mrs Doubtfire.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

As if I wasn't gaining enough weight during this quarantine my mother in law made us a lasagna stuffed meatloaf.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

im seeing DJ Moore on a lot of teams that lost the championship. he is on one of mine that lost.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

We interrupt #SFB9 mania for special news! @JesseReevesFF and I would like to introduce The Reeves and Russ Dynasty Show! Every Thursday at 10pm EST on YouTube Live we will host a sports radio like dynasty show! Talking stories of the week and taking "calls" from the audience!

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

home leagues. where "i don't like him. he is annoying" is a viable reason to reject a trade.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

shit, just pay off my mortgage and i'll learn how to do cartwheels and do naked cartwheels through the mall for 2 minutes.

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@DynastyOuthouse

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

6 years

Cam Newton just went 3rd overall in a home league draft

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

waiting until tuesday to offer trades is the worst

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

"its a fair offer but i'm going to reject it"

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

@CapnHuggyFace @RyanMc23

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 months

Shout-out to @Aglahn55 , my new favorite human being. The first person to ever recognize me from the internet out in the wild. My ego may never recover.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

10 months

if you haven't ordered your #SFB13 merch yet time is running out!! the shop will close on July 18th!! head over to and order now!!!

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

i don't normally call for anyone to lose their job but whoever designed and approved these designs should definitely at least be on performance review...

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

5 years

Here are the official 2019 New Era NFL Draft caps that players will wear on stage. This year, all designs incorporate either state or city flag elements. (The #Jets will release theirs on Thursday with their new uniform reveal)

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

GroupMe needs to add a feature where I can send a message to multiple chats at once. I don't feel like going into every league chat and letting them know I'm drunk and that means they should send me trades...

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

ok. i am officially just done with my job. who wants to pay me to podcast and run fantasy leagues? have i tweeted this already? well, consider it an evergreen tweet until that happens.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

3 years

For some strange reason @MrsOuthouse decided to marry me 14 years ago. And makes a stranger decision every day to stay married to me. No idea why but I'm glad she keeps making these strange choices.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

anxiety and depression play a huge part in my life. therapy and meds have helped but they are always still there. a main manifestation of them is me fixating on what people think about me. this is a big reason that i have been so introverted for most of my life.

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

5 years

How fricken wrong was @FFStompy about Lamar Jackson? I was told there was going to be 8-10 rushes a game to develop a safe floor fr rushing points. It's embarrassing really...

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Dynasty Outhouse

@DynastyOuthouse

4 years

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a very very very very good show

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