@DuckOffRaces
Hey
@JasonKelce
@tkelce
@newheightshow
you guys were talking about other animals besides horses racing so I would like to introduce you to The Duck Off Races! Make sure to follow as these races are more exciting than any Kentucky Derby and have won me a decent amount of money.
A duck was lost at today’s attempted recording of Saints-Rams
Flooding caused a chaotic scene where the Saints duck broke and toppled over as the old Chris Long Rams logo duck got wedged into a flooded tree area and could not be found
The Rams duck is MIA at this time 🙏🙏🙏
Another duck off tragedy due to excessive flooding
RIP Bengals duck 🙏🙏🙏 you’re with the fishes and Rams duck
Super Bowl LVI participants both gone at sea :( 👁
@JasonKelce
Brazil Duck Off would be wild 🤔
Sea Isle Duck Off could be easier too lol
But yeah like 33 miles outside Philly, we got time to arrange this!
@RipAnotherBong
@JasonKelce
He doesn’t realize we will pick him up and drive him home if needed… all Jason has to is just enjoy free beer and get some rain boots on
BREAKING: The Eagles have been demoted to regular NFL team they now will be treated as 1 of 32 NFL entities and will be recorded in primetime and major 1/4 PM games only
Saints-Rams Duck Off is up to your own interpretation if you think the rams win in the ducks honor or if you think the rams Duck dying is a bad omen… your choice… RIP Rams Duck 🫡🙏
Fun fact: if the Philadelphia Flyers make the playoffs, NHL playoffs Duck Off will return! If they don’t make the playoffs it will not due to the NHL and NBA’s complicated playoff schedule where for some reason they start every series on top of each other
Coldest duck off recording in history fitting after the dark hole the Eagles left in the area
“Felt like AFC North football out here” -
@TerryFranconia
33 degrees you could feel the cold lost spirit of the Rams duck
I’m a warm weather duck off recorder man… out of my element… left hand is frozen from cold miller lite syndrome
Official Duck Off statement:
“If the US bans TikTok we do NOT care because and will allow the ducks to keep racing in spite of those DC bums. Regardless, next Monday the Ducks’ bracket will reveal first on TikTok. God bless.”
The ducks showing up next week for
#SuperBowlLVIII
8-4 in the playoffs 3 years running but 0-2 in Super Bowl history 😳
Duck Off Super Bowl III can’t wait! A win is needed! 74-25 for the 2023
#NFL
season! Race 100!
Did a creek assessment just now and I’m no environmental expert but I do classify as an environmental observer and I think the creek should be fine for Friday…
“What are y’all doing down at the crick” - neighbor
“Racing rubber ducks to predict NFL games for Tiktok, some races get 800K views” - Papa Duck
“No way…” - neighbor