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5 months

My wife saw this last night and said, “I love Jason Kelce, he is awesome.” But when I did this at Tommy & Cindy’s wedding, I was an asshole with a drinking problem. Double Standards!

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2 years

Sign on the Schuylkill today #RingTheBell

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6 months

Cole Hamels will retire as a Phillie in a pregame ceremony on Friday, June 21 against the Arizona Diamondbacks.

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5 months

Shock G and Mike McDaniels have NEVER been seen in the same place at the same time.

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3 months

Im gonna get Ohtani to sign the other side.

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2 years

HOLY SHIT!!! I just caught Schwarber’s HR! #ringthebell

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26 days

If you have been a Phillies fan for life, you know how special this current run is. Cherish every moment.

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2 months

I just left a voicemail at the Wawa Corporate Office pitching a new Wawa/Phillies promotion. Make the Gas prices match Nick Castellanos’ batting average.

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9 months

What is the tipline number?!?

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7 months

My boy JAVELINED a Bills flag. GO BIRDS!!!

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8 months

The TBS Broadcast Booth whenever Atlanta does something:

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9 months

Bryce signed the helmet for the kid. Class move. Is that a Bible verse?

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1 year

Ice cream helmets from every stadium visited

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1 year

BREAKING NEWS: Rhys Hoskins has been chosen to drop the Ball on New Year’s Eve!

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4 months

Place was a dump, but it was OUR dump

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9 months

It’s a Schwarbie World and we just live in it

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10 months

Hey Stott, can I borrow your bat to erase this series from my Fucking memory?

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8 months

I'm thinking about Trick Or Treating at Nick Castellanos' house, and when he answers the door, I'll hold my bag low and away just to see if he misses.

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9 months

Charlie got our back and we have his!

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1 year

November: I miss baseball December: I miss baseball January: I miss baseball February: Pitchers & Catchers March: Spring Training April 1st: This fucking bullpen #Phillies

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9 months

Just pranked called the Mets ticket office. Me: Hi, was looking for playoff tickets. Mets: Um, the Mets are not in the playoffs. Me: I KNOW!!! FUCK THE METS. GO PHILS! #DPF #Phillies #RingTheBell

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2 months

What’s tougher to watch?: 1. Eclipse with no proper glasses 2. A Nick Castellanos at bat

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1 year

Had a beer with Harry and talked about the state of the 2023 Phils

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11 months

To celebrate Schwarber’s big game today, I think Wawa should do another promotion. Gas Prices = Schwarber’s Batting Average!

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11 months

Tomorrow is a moment that if Trea plays, he should be given a standing ovation. We have all been through tough times, so let’s try to pick this dude up and see what happens. #Phillies #RingTheBell

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2 years

Phillies are 1-0 against porn staches in the playoffs.

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9 months

Me this morning! #RedOctober

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2 months

Always a good day to have a beer with Harry

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2 months

🚨DPF Exclusive: Leaked City Connect Jersey

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6 months

Happy Heavenly 62nd Birthday to Darren Daulton. RIP Dutch

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2 years

Eric Hosmer was released by the Red Sox. He makes a ton of sense for the Phillies. 4x Gold Glove Winner Plays 1B while Harper is out, move Rhys to DH When Harper returns, becomes a defensive replacement for Hoskins and can spot start against RH pitching. Keep Rhy’s bat in t…

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9 months

I JUST CAUGHT KYLE’s HR BACK IN PHILLY!!!

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2 years

The 4 Seasons of Phillies Fans

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2 years

Mike Trout always makes all the Eagles Home Games in October because he’s got nothing else to do!

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9 months

Krukker’s last game in the booth for this season. We’ll have to deal with Rube & Ben the rest of the way…

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2 years

We don’t need Superman tonight, we need…

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I’d like to solve the puzzle

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2 years

Had a beer with Harry

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2 years

Getting no hit in the WS... while winning the WS would sum up this team perfectly. WIN TONIGHT!

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8 months

Do you want Nola back with the Phils?

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3 months

A Phillies Story as old as time…

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5 months

The only Cutter I give two shits about is Zach Wheeler’s

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2 months

Some sad news to share with you all… My love and knowledge of the game of baseball was taught and nurtured by one man, my Dad. My Dad passed away peacefully in his sleep yesterday. He may have been the original DPF and I say that tongue in cheek, because he never had a drop t…

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26 days

Poor T-Mac…

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2 years

Nelson and Falter rippin heaters!

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Jesus Nick. Now Nicky 4 Buttons?!?!!

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7 months

2 years ago now since Bryce went to the barber and said “Yo, gimme that Delco fresh to death cut. Yea, the one where I look like I got kicked out of Father Judge and attend Lincoln now” #Phillies

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1 year

Update: He has been FOUND

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2 months

My Dad’s services were today. Thank you everyone for the kind words.He will live forever with me and have his place of prominence in the DPF Garage. Go Phils!

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Schwarbs looks like every Dad at a Softball Tournament coming out of the pisser looking for the Snack Bar

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7 months

What would you think if the Phils sign Trevor Bauer?

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1 year

I just went to Wawa and got a Schwarbomb for lunch. I came back home and struck out with my wife 3 times. IT WORKS!!!

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4 months

Happy Truck Day to those that Celebrate! Baseball is Coming!

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1 year

Rob Thomson says he plans to use a 6-man rotation at points this season. #Phillies

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1 year

I KNEW IT!!!

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9 months

The Phillies have now made the playoffs for the 16th time in their 139 year history. I savor every game. I love baseball and the Phillies. You celebrate when you can. Playoffs are not a given. Enjoy every moment, cause nothing lasts forever, even a keg of Banquet. See you a…

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3 months

Hey Jesus, can us good Catholics eat cheesesteaks on Good Friday to celebrate Opening Day?

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1 year

I’m glad Castellanos volunteered to play 1B. I’d like him to volunteer to hit the baseball. #phillies

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2 months

Safety first!

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1 year

According to ESPN's Jesse Sanchez, the Phillies have agreed to terms with the #13 prospect shortstop Jesus Caba for $3 million. Caba has a special skillset as he has a hit, power, and arm tool of 50, while his run and field tool are graded 55. Additionally, the shortstop is…

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My favorite Rhys moment was not the bat slam. It was the 34 second HR trot versus the Mets. Because FTM. #Phillies

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7 months

Hide your wives SF

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1 year

He didn’t go to College, so I guess his kid doesn’t have to go to Grade School..😂😂

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1 year

. @JohnKruk Have any plans for Opening Day March 30th? I built a garage bar and really need you to do the official ribbon cutting.

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2 years

Rhys Hoskins is a 30/30 guy. 30 HRs. 30 Errors. #Phillies

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1 year

THEY SAID MARSH COULDNT HIT LEFTIES!!!

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9 months

Had a beer with Harry Kalas and talked baseball for a bit. #phillies #RingTheBell #outtahere

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4 months

Happy Birthday @JohnKruk

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Bryce knew exactly what the Phanatic wanted for his Birthday

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Brian May donned a Phillies shirt during We Are the Champions tonight in Philly. #LFG #DPF #Queen

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Happy 45th Birthday to the World Phucking Champion! “You are the Man”

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Happy 80th Birthday to our World Series Winning Manager Charlie Manuel!

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1 year

The most important man for the Phillies today, Dr. Neal ElAttrache.

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11 months

Describe today Phillies lineup in one word

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8 months

Has Topper considered having Liam kick his Dad square in the nuts? #Phillies #RedOctober

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2 months

No one likes us. We dont care.

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Dombrowski “The Phillies don’t need a shutdown closer” Oh really?!? Not having one cost the Phils the NLCS. #Phillies

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8 months

Accurate.

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Horrible call, then to have the TBS crew talk shit on Turner? MLB should be embarrassed. #Phillies #RedOctober #NLCS

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Enjoy this.

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7 months

Happy 44th Birthday to Ryan Howard!

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2 years

Phillies fans have not been able to wake up in the morning in the past 11 years with a chance to clinch the playoffs. It has been 4,038 days. I cannot wait til 8:10 tonight. #Phillies

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11 months

Aaron Nola blows and is not worth $25m per year. Let him walk. We've seen enough.

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1 year

We see you Harp with that 1st baseman’s mitt on…

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Happy 25th Birthday Brandon “Captain Cave Man” Marsh

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DPF’s Game 7 Pitching Wishlist: Ranger 5 innings Wheeler 2 innings Strahm 7th inning Hoffman 8th inning Alvarado 9th inning Climbing the Poles! Let’s Go!!! #Phillies #RedOctober

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Stocker: That’s personal Franzke: Of course it’s personal. Angel is terrible at his job.

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