Please sing Negaraku in Bahasa MALAYSIA. If students need to sing in Mandarin to understand Negaraku, then yall teachers have fucked up.
You are Malaysians living in Malaysia.
Belajarlah cakap dan nyanyi dalam BM, cibai.
Can someone please explain why she is guilty when she was apparently driving within the speed limit, and it was late at night, on a road where children weren't supposed to be playing at in the first place?
Sam Ke Ting dihukum 6 tahun penjara, denda RM6,000 selepas didapati bersalah memandu melulu sebabkan kematian 8 remaja berbasikal lajak pada 2017 - Mahkamah Tinggi JB
๐ธ Shaifuldin Ahmad / BERNAMA
PM kata dia dah dua kali dah, Annuar Musa tak tahu baca chart, Tajuddin buat press con probok probok first thing in the morning, pastu kena pecat, and our AstraZeneca rollout macam cibai.
All within one week.
Tak sampai lagi Khamis.
Penat la jadi rakyat Malaysia kan?
My wife, a black belt level anaesthetist, went back to work wearing PPE and N95 mask after her first dose of the Pfizer vaccine, so I should've seen this coming.
So during this MCO, I cannot visit my parents for CNY as we live in different houses but it's okay.
My family and extended relatives are all meeting up to at least say hi and exchange angpows.
At the nearest pasar malam.
My wife graduated with first class honours in Medicine and then passed the notoriously difficult Masters in Anaesthesiology in her first attempt and with distinction, one of only three in her cohort to do and she was 8 months preggo.
Takyah bodoh-bodohkan diri.
Know your worth!
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Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri (Parlimen dan Undang-undang), Datuk Takiyuddin Hassan berkata, ia antara cadangan yang sedang dipertimbangkan oleh kerajaan.
Ikuti berita terkini di
#AWANIterkini
#HapusCOVID19
In light of the Wuhan virus panic, I would like to urge all tourists and visitors from China to...
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BALIK CHINA LA WOI.
Also, Gong Xi Fa Cai. May the Year of the Rat bring you prosperity and longevity.
Kids, your SPM results will absolutely dictate the next 70 yrs of your lives.
A friend got all As and is now an overworked, underpaid doctor on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Another friend flunked SPM, became an 'entrepreneur' with his dad's money and is now a millionaire.
You betrayed your allies who helped you win GE14, silenced Parliament, locked us down, mishandled the pandemic which resulted in 36,583 deaths and businesses shut down, had your lackey annoy the Agong, then and finally, reveal yourself to be racist.
You cannot be PM anymore.
Hi everyone. Its 2020. Here are some handy facts.
1) Earth is not flat
2) Vaccines work
3) Ponggal is not religious.
4) Tanglungs are cool
5) Jawi won't make you a terrorist
6) Astrology, fengshui and traditional medicine are bullshit
7) SLAVERY IS NOT GOOD
I love flying
@MAS
because they restored and preserved the aesthetic of 1995 so well. Their entertainment consoles aren't even touchscreen! It's like flying in a museum. Even the cabin walls are meticulously kept grey-yellow.
You can make fun of
@Khairykj
all you want but he not only did the right thing, but he did it against his friends.
'It takes a great dealย ofย bravery to stand upย toย ourย enemies, but just as much toย stand upย toย our friends."
-Dumbledore
[JASON LEONG PM CAMPAIGN PROMISES]
As PM,
I will make sure there will be enough parking at SS2.
Child marriages will be made super illegal.
The rich will be taxed like, fucking high.
Medical marijuana will be legal.
Radio DJs who make prank calls will lose citizenship.
Thanks to Covid-19, canals in Venice are full of fish and satellite images show air pollution in China reduced, two perfect examples of how humans are the virus to this planet.
Here's my theory :
The rich fuckers who are barking because they don't qualify for benefits aren't actually rich themselves.
They are pretenders, whose bill for flexing their faux wealth is coming at them fast.
This pandemic is about to expose them and they are panicking.
I feel like "Undi Itu Rahsia" is a suppression tactic to prevent Malaysians from discussing politics openly, which must strike fear in our oppressors.
It's like how bosses tell employees not to discuss salaries amongst themselves, lest they realize how undervalued they are.
It's weird that Bangsar Shopping Centre has a Covid19 case because Bangsar folk are naturally good at social distancing.
They place themselves socially higher than everyone else.
I don't understand PAS supporters.
Their homes are destroyed by floods.
Their leaders abandon them in times of crises.
They depend on others for help.
Come election, vote for the SAME idiots who keep them flooded and abandon them during said floods.
IMHO,
@SyedSaddiq
can't get a fair shake and it stems from
a) how much hope is put on him and
b) his youth.
Promote produk usahawan muda, kena Babi.
Eloquent kat BBC Hardtalk, kena pulak Poyo.
I rather have a babi poyo like him than excellent politicians who are corrupt.
3 reasons why I like the idea of Tabung Harapan :
1) It's patriotic
2) It empowers the citizens with the idea of saving a country from collapse
3) It's a quiet act of defiance against the prev govt. We didn't believe they received donations and here we are willingly donating.
This movie has the leading lady raped, and the repercussions for the rapist is that he marries his rape victim.
Written, directed and performed by our FINAS CEO. Nice one!
I am upgrading my Netflix subscription.
The moment I really became a
@DrDzul
fan was when he was under fire for the smoking ban at all eateries and he said (and I am paraphrasing):
"It doesn't matter that I lose votes, at least I lost votes doing the right thing!".
No, I don't want to take the vaccine which is free.
Instead I wanna spend RM50 for a box of ivermectin, RM100 for a course of IV Vitamin D, RM2500 for a hydrogen water dispenser and finally a RM5000 healing crystal to put at my bedside.
Senang cite, Anwar ni takde prinsip.
Dulu nak guling Abah, sanggup keje ngan kleptokrat.
Pastu nak rampas Melaka, sanggup keje ngan katak.
Macam mana nak jadi PM?
Letak jawatan je lah.
Damn so Azmin backstabbed Anwar AND Tun M?
This really reminds me of when Lord Walder Frey orchestrated the biggest betrayal in Westeros, The Red Wedding.
And we all know what happened to Lord Frey and the rest of his clan.
Thanks
@TGVCinemas
for the wonderful experience. I watched Batman a few days ago. Amazing. I was 45mins late but the staff restarted the movie just for me.
Robert Pattinson was great!
Here's a sobering fact to calm all your hysterical tits.
You are more likely to die from a road traffic accident or a heart attack than from Coronavirus.
Yet yall are buying and stockpiling facemasks like it's gold but STILL driving like cibais and eating garbage every day.
What happened to all the money?
"Dunno"
Explain these transactions?
"Happened before I joined, so dunno"
How to repay the debt?
"Can't pay"
Why?
"Dunno"
What about 1MDB now?
"I am on leave, so dunno"
NEXT SCENE :
"Unfair of Finance Minister to put me in bad light"
Alhamdulillah siap juga video untuk
#zachkingchallenge
, saya dah submit kepada team Zachking .. harap-harap dapat reacts daripada zachking.. tapi sebelum Itu, nak minta korang reacts kan video ini boleh ke? Komen pendapat korang tentang video kali ini๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Its the year 2022 and race is still the most important thing for this country.
Not corruption, not governance,not the economy and certainly not tolerance and pluralism.
We keep walking backwards.
Hi just wondering ah. Wondering only. So Abah Moo said he got send the SDs all to the Agong, but Agong say he didn't receive any SD.
Last time also Abah friend lie about the Agong until Agong murka.
How come Abah and friend can lie nonstop and nothing happen wan ah?
My favourite Queen Elizabeth moment was 1 month after the infamous Bersih 2 protests when Najib visited the queen on 15/7/11 and everyone thought she wore yellow to support Bersih lol.
RIP.
Okay. PAS using TikTok. Tun M lost deposit. Anwar become PM. Zahid speaking Mandarin.
Now I am fully convinced we have branched off into an alternate reality.
Hello! Excuse me ah, but can I just, very quickly, just a fast one, make one suggestion. Just one. Quick one. Very fast. Hope you all don't mind this suggestion ah, I just say and I go. Okay? Just one.
Hannah Yeoh for Minister of Women, Family and Community Development.
Kthx.
If Malaysia ever comes under attack I am sure our brave leaders from BN, PN and MN will also steadfastly defend the nation from their holiday homes in London.
I'm not making fun of Jamal Yunos anymore.
Escaped from hospital while guarded by police, hid in a palm oil estate, made a video to mislead police and now he's in Indonesia.
This guy's Jason Bourne.
NEXT SCENE:
He was in the hospital all along and the vid was shot last year.
I went to national schools.
I don't speak Mandarin.
Saya fasih menulis, membaca dan bertutur dalam Bahasa Malaysia.
So where's my Amanah Saham Bumiputera, MARA scholarship and 10% discount when buying properties?
9. But the Chinese and Indians insist on their own schools, using Mandarin and Indian languages as media of instruction. They refuse to go to national schools where the medium is Malay, the official language of Malaysia.
I want to remind people that with
@KKMPutrajaya
increasing the amount and frequency of
#COVID19
testing, the rise in daily cases is not to be panicked about.
More importantly, it does not mean the
#MCO
is not working.
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FACTS :
1) Msians who are NOT healthcare frontliners got vaxxed earlier in Singapore than Msian frontliners in Msia
2) S'pore has vaxxed 31% of her population whilst Msia has vaxxed 3.7%
3) Their vax rollout was achieved without an Emergency nor shutting down their Parliament.
#BuletinBernama
: Pemberian dos vaksin pertama di Malaysia lebih pantas berbanding Singapura walaupun negara jiran itu memulakan program vaksinasi lebih awal iaitu Januari berbanding Malaysia pada Februari 2021.
I think I am just sad, worried and fearful because whomever is the PM or whatever permutation of parties form the govt, we now live in a country where PAS had 49 seats in Parliament.
Plane about to crash.
Pilot : Mayday! Engines have failed.
Flight attendants : Brace position!
Malaysian Health Minister (with oxygen mask on backwards) : We should discuss this tomorrow.
Malaysian Deputy Minister of Women Affairs : The chances of us dying anytime is 100%
Dear Malaysians,
DON'T lose heart by this new wave of Covid19 cases.
Our previous efforts at abiding by SOPs and the lockdown were NOT in vain.
We DID flatten the curve.
Let's not lose hope simply because of moronic politicians.
We can do it again.
#RakyatJagaRakyat
How much time am I willing to give PH for their reforms?
A few years. Two terms even.
How much time am I willing to give UMNO-BN?
Not a single millisecond more.
I have to say, we Chinese also need to be less insular and more inclusive. Chinese people also have a tendency to flock together.
If we want to be more included, then we too must be more open to other races.
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To all the Langkah Sheraton perpetrators, best tak,jadi kerajaan? Menteri Air Suam yang memalukan, Menteri Hal Ehwal Wanita yang nak wanita jadi Doraemon, Menteri Bengap yang nyahkuman jalan raya sampai kena bidas oleh DG Kesihatan.
Best kan?
Asalkan DAP takde dalam kerajaan.
COVID-19 : MARI KITA PUTUSKAN RANTAIAN WABAK INI
Seperti disarankan oleh YAB Perdana Menteri semalam marilah kita patuhi arahan pihak berkuasa
dengan "STAY AT HOME".
Teruja dan bangga dengan berdirinya ikon global, Merdeka 118 yang merupakan menara kedua tertinggi di dunia selepas Burj Khalifa! ๐ฒ๐พ๐ช๐ป
Menara 118 menjadi menara tertinggi di Malaysia serta Asia Tenggara dengan ketinggian 678.9 meter.
#KeluargaMalaysia
#BekerjaBersamaRakyat
People keep saying, "I voted but it didn't make a difference."
No, you silly.
It MADE a difference.
For 22 months UMNO was not in power. Then 18 months playing 2nd fiddle.
Had you not voted, it would have been 40 months of UMNO all the way.
Step.
By.
Step.
(Oooh baby๐ถ)
A 22-year old university student was jailed 7 days and fined RM800 for defying the MCO to present a cake she baked for her boyfriend. The boyfriend, 22, was fined RM1,000 driving from his home to receive the cake. Police found them in a car paked along a road in Subang Perdana
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Whatever we are paying our Health DG is not enough.
Whatever we are paying all our doctors in public service is not enough.
Whatever we are paying our current Cabinet Ministers is too fucking much.
I tried to be sincere and celebrate the Malay Muslims who stood up for us. Unfortunately got attacked because some (many) thought 'lump in my throat' was an insult.
BN's manifesto is basically a bunch of stuff they could have done when they had decades of 2/3 majorities, but didn't, and definitely won't do if they win because they need to promise the same things at the next General Elections.
Ah gitu.
I am okay with a blunt Finance Minister.
I'd prefer my doctor tell me I have a tumour and unless it's taken out, I will die rather than a doc who rapes me, steals my wallet, shits on my face and then says :
"You are 100% healthy and masalah air di Selangor lagi kritikal."