I got locked outta the page cuz the white boy reported his review, they was gonna lock it for a week... but I appealed that shit lmaoooooo we not doing no more whites! Yโall always call the police lmaooooooooo
Why donโt you niggas bathe before sex? Women damn near die in the shower tryna get right for you niggas and yโall pull up wit the pee smelling dick ๐
Men are hilarious cuz they donโt know whoโs writing these reviews about them ๐ if someone reviewed me with as much detail as these women use I would know INSTANTLY ๐๐๐๐
Yโall donโt believe the celebrity reviews cuz yโall never fucked wit a celebrity before so you donโt think anyone else can, submit ya local drug dealer review and keep it cute sisโs ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
The last new body I got .... he did coke and his dick wouldnโt stay hard unless I CONSTANTLY flicked his nipples. If I stopped, the dick was dead lmaoooooooo I ainโt counting him. Foh
The funniest part about this DickYelp shit to me, is how niggas be minding their business, having a lovely day, then BOOM. Mentions on 100 cuz of their dick ๐๐๐๐๐ hilarious
Ppl really told me I shouldโve ran this page anonymously lmaoooooo you shittin me? I made mad new connections off this shit, made mad moves .. how would I have done that if I was anonymous, Iโm glad I listen to myself only ๐ฅ๐ญ