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Tyler Olsen

@DickBlandTrackr

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"The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this.” - Vonnegut

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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@NUCLRGOLF Lolololololol the look on Hefty’s face is priceless 😆 thinking: “I wish this guy would just go away.”
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2 months
@NUCLRGOLF Good man, this guy. In a tour full of duplicitous dildos, Scottie seems to be the real deal. Gunna be bummed if he rolls out and lets DeRoidsBo back in it.
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Tyler Olsen
5 months
@Mr_HazardousTV What’s up man, where the rest at?? I wanna see the dog go to work.
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Tyler Olsen
5 months
@RoiResell @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Bruh, this shit here is Hillbilly Defense Tactics 101. C’mon man
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1 year
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@RollandCamera @FightHaven That last throw will never not make me laugh. Dudes an assassin lol
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@FamousDiarrhea_ @NoCapFights Or...it’s fake, like this.
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@NUCLRGOLF Looks like we’re back to this meme in the rotation. Every couple a months...
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@kclairerogers And over at the Swingers Ball:
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@mjh609 @dohertyjackk Chick: “NOMG Jack! Are you ok??!” Jack: “Yeah 😃” World: 😞
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@JaydenvdHeck @historyinmemes Btw- are you an artist?
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@BrutalCams Idk...diving off...n swimming away from the sinking boat rather than clinging to said sinking boat? Whys everyone all screaming and wildin out? Looked like life vests are on and I know panicking never helped anyone. 🤷‍♂️
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@EdwardJacksonD @EngineerDustin @finding_finance Elon could crap out an electric car shaped to look like a dildo and Elon-evangelicals would buy it with glee.
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@samtrevlicrow @acaseofthegolf1 Yup, you’re the only one! I honestly don’t believe there 2 people on planet earth who actually thought “gee, where’s Patrick Reed? I want to see that guy!” That just leaves you! 😆
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Tyler Olsen
7 months
@VisionaryVoid @Morbidful That’s not a fucking tsunami for fucks sake
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@lukezit0 @InsaneRealitys This is Waimea Bay in Hawaii and the kids there mess with this river all time. You don’t grow up on the North Shore and not learn how to swim. This ain’t NJ, they’ll be just fine.
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@PGATOUR @Lucas_Glover_ 😆 kids happier than even he was
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@NUCLRGOLF @dcsportsbog Somber affair. I’d Imagine going to Augusta is like going to a funeral, or maybe a past battleground where you lost dear friends and had your hopes and dreams for glory and immortality unceremoniously snuffed out.
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Tyler Olsen
4 months
@ChampionsTour @RoccoMediate I stan for Rocco but what tf is my dude wearing?? Buddy looking like the quintessential ‘Woman of Target’ in those capris and hoody sweater thing 😆
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@ipoundfemboys69 @DeadlyTrending @brutalfails You talking brain damage in addition to what he already clearly suffered from when he made the decision to climb up on half a bike mounted to a wall with 4 small bolts that were never going to support his weight? Yeah, but way more now.
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@PGATOUR This is wonderful... Can you guys do Best Practice Swings next? Wtf
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@Its_Smith22 @NoCapFights People who brake while changing lanes should be deported to North Korea.
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@liv2golfone Haters gunna hate!!! There was 8,000 viewers on YouTube!! That’s EIGHT THOUSAND! 💪🏼 Add that 8k to CaffeineTV numbers and you can easily get to 5 million! #winning
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@Shtrafi @detectclips Bummer the Cheetah didn’t rip everyone’s faces off.
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@Luke_Elvy If you want an indication of the love and adoration Kim Jong Un’s people have for him, listen and see how they love and adore him. Their faces clearly show how much respect they have for their leader. That’s not a biased comment, just a straight observation.
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@NUCLRGOLF @BunkeredOnline Faldo went on to say “He kept disappearing to the bathroom. He didn’t eat anything either. Not a bite! I said hey Phil, try the lamb chop, it’s great. He said he wasn’t hungry— then just sat there all bright eyed and bushy tailed...and grinding his teeth.”
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@RussellWWarren @Marina_cherryy @crazyclipsonly Hmm...What brand of trolling is this? I’m not sure I’m familiar with it.
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@Moynihanp1 @NUCLRGOLF @PhilMickelson Hell yeah Philly! What a hero! Let his gambling addiction get away from him to a point he needed a bail out like the PGAT does now. Takes the Saudi $ and helps facilitate the liquidation of the American golf tour that Jack & Arnie built, & the tour that built PHIL. What a guy!
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Tyler Olsen
5 months
@CureBore @crazyclipsonly They put down the wrong animal.
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Tyler Olsen
4 months
@DarcAlbino @InsaneRealitys No, I love them. I’m tired of clapping your moms cheeks though!
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Tyler Olsen
5 months
@Walentino0 @1000waystod1e Julio here inexplicably decided against not being a compete fuckin moron that day and stuck his entire ass leg into a fucking wood chipper.
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@TTEcclesBrown I wish this song could be dragged to the desert so it could be annihilated by nothing less than 1 metric ton of dynamite.
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@BroncosOutside “Rory is desperate to win majors again *and being part of a team and of the LIV family will help lift some weight off of his shoulders” .... 😦 Holy moly, Ernie. This here is a take and a half. Don’t know what else to say, accept I can see you’re “all in” on the team concept.
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@MatthewKennedy @historyinmemes Doesn’t matter anyway- useless piece of garbage that would never be in a practical place where it’s of any use in the event of a tsunami anyway. I guess we’re just supposed to leave it on the street for when the time comes? 😂 what a scam
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@flushingitgolf Ofc it means something to some of the players— there’s a metric shitton of money on the line for someone like Dean Burmester. But if want to try & say Jon Rahm, Brooks Koepka, or DJ, gives one single shit about winning a LIV event, then I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@naija_eyes @MarkoEscalanteN Yes. The bear is fine! 😊
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@Hiking_Arizona @bostononian2023 @Wc1614 @flushingitgolf The truth is- nobody knows what’s going to happen if the deal goes thru. All we can go on is what’s known. And what’s known is that LIV is not popular in key markets like America. And without American support, regardless of whether the PGAT exists or not— there is no LIV.
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@NUCLRGOLF Greg Norman also thinks LIV is entertaining.
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@NUCLRGOLF @livgolf_league “visiting my children” lolololololololol Every 3rd Sunday of every other month Yasir let’s the top performers visit their children for one hour. #blessed
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Tyler Olsen
5 months
@Nikloshabash @historyinmemes It started off so good... then turned into some Brazzers shit. 🤢
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@LIVGolfNation Laura Davies spanks Chase Koepka 10/10 times. This isn’t up for debate.
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@NUCLRGOLF @PhilMickelson Thank god we have a handsomely paid Saudi government ambassador with totally unbiased opinions like Phil Mickelson to tell us this. Pictured: Phil cleaning himself up after his daily meeting with Yasir.
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Tyler Olsen
4 months
@BroncosOutside You’re taking a rose colored view of Phil here, a lot of folks wouldn’t be so quick to throw around praise for what he’s done to pro golf. It’s pretty obvious he went to LIV for one reason, and only one reason: to take care of #1 , Phil Mickelson. The man is nobody’s hero.
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@YacOjac @ErrorFatals Yup! He has a podcast now where he talks about his experience of being steamrolled by a 2,000lb steel coil. It’s called the Flat Earth Podcast. Check it out!
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Tyler Olsen
4 months
@livgolf_league AAHHHAHAHAHAH 😂 “The class of ‘24 (well, except for 3 out of 4 IronHeads) 🤝”
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@BroncosOutside Did it look like TPC needed anything from LIV this past weekend, Ernie? No.
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@raginOKCTHUNDER @fuzzy_slipaz @GemStateStacker @barstoolsports @rubbinisracing How many are of the “I’M GUNNA F***ING KILL YOU MOTHER F**KER!!” variety? May need to start tuning in 🤷‍♂️
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@NUCLRGOLF Idk, he’s gunna need to elaborate a bit more. Can’t throw out “I was on deaths door” quotes without and semblance of a back story. He liked to party and hit the slopes, that much we do know. But almost dying from booger sugar intake is pretty next level.
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@flushingitgolf "I can't wait to leave this tour. Can't wait to get outta here. A couple more weeks, and I won't have to deal with you anymore," Garcia said. That was Serg at one his last tournaments prior to joint LIV.
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@Ziggys_Duck Best part of this scene (as with most scenes in The Wire) is the background “chatter” layered in. It’s the Chefs Kiss. Like here, while Kennard is getting a beat down, someone off in the distance says “ay yo!! look at that little ***** gettin’ his ass beat”
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Tyler Olsen
7 months
@1925Wolf @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Holy misinformation Batman! Rothschild?!? How much is George Soros paying you? That’s OPRAH! Smh.
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@flushingitgolf We can watch tour pros hit driver sand wedge to 6ft on every hole nearly every week. We very seldom get to see them face truly difficult conditions. So, Monty.
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Tyler Olsen
5 months
@flushingitgolf @AnubusIIMD What’s happening this week with Dunlap is a good highlight of how ridiculously deep golf is. There is some insane talent just waiting for the come up. The PGAT would be wise to remember that, rather than getting their jimmies jangled over Rahm. He can be and WILL be: replaced.
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@Davechiman “Maaaaan, FUCK this shit” 😆 Unc been thru this shit too many times.
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Tyler Olsen
7 months
@phenomenal_zeus @Morbidful There’s an especially sad video of this event that shows a little kid (maybe 5-7yo) alone standing on the beach oblivious to what’s coming. He gets obliterated by the tsunami & vanishes beneath the water. The event was filmed by a local who was up on a hill looking down.
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@pityforyourself I’m Tony Sirico and I’m (still) playing Paulie Walnuts 😆 Man, normally it might be a bit sad to see a character an actor played become so big that they can’t separate themselves from it, but with Tony S it seemed to work. And it sure as Hell afforded him a great life!
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@Robopz Truly pathetic. All we here about is how Talor Gooch is basically Tiger Woods now that he *gasp* won 3 LIV festivals. Meanwhile, some of the biggest names, and the players he competes against at LIVfest, don’t even bother to qualify for majors anymore... Burned out old relics.
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@LIVGolfNation Here’s what will/is happening: The PGAT slowly dies Nobody watches LIV anyway A few more top guys stretch their hands out Someone gets the holy unicorn (a billion PIF dollars, maybe Rory) Events continue to fade from PGAT calendar PGAT dies Nobody watches LIV anyway
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@Evulthotz @dom_lucre Yeah, same here. I’m not being triggered in any way from seeing this. Like, it appears to be some college kids having some rather wholesome fun. I kept waiting for the dirty parts, only to be continuously greeted by more wholesomeness...Idk, maybe my outrage meter is broken again
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@Its_mee_bruhh @BrutalCams No, he lives in heaven now
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Tyler Olsen
7 months
@jordanravens1 @NUCLRGOLF Wandering around the green lookin like someone’s lost and angry grandpa was def wrong
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@AlanShipnuck I can’t wait to hear the spin from Rahm. Gotta imagine his handlers are working overtime crafting his statement on why he decided to join LIVfest. A statement that’ll no doubt include all the buzzwords and accoutrements we’ve come to expect: family time, grow game, global... 😆
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Tyler Olsen
5 months
@EchosofWisdom @historyinmemes Easily one of the most insane things that’s been done in the last 100yrs. Absolute balls of titanium.
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@kapaibro @2024WarRoom @EdKrassen Mom + son = reg hug Mom + son + HSFootball win = reg hug Mom + son + HSFootball win + tribute jersey to dad = awkward straddle hug ?
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@MColorusso @PhilMickelson @DJohnsonPGA That’s...like... 150 people, tops. But, it’s 150 more than Jeddah had so I’ll give you that. Gotta look at the bright side.
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@NUCLRGOLF @APinv Lol, Philly getting his cheeks clapped by Tiger on a 20ft left to righter 😆
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@GolfDigest “It’d be nice to consider me” 😂 Buddy, when did the Ryder Cup turn into the Make-A-Wish program? Have you ‘considered’ playing better? Or maybe consider getting back on the gear and hit the long drive circuit.
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@BrutalCams Gotta a quick peak at those big sweater muffins, at least. Gotta always focus on the positives.
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@ScottStrongin @BrutalCams @brutalfightz Na hell nah- buddy walking back to the favela with a headache but he’ll live to purse snatch another day 💯
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@brutalfailz @brutalfightz Buddy wanted to get up in there but he with his boys so had to play it cool. Def went back later.
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@Bwoocrazy @PGATOUR @ForePlayPod Pretty sure he wouldn’t want it anyway— he’s been quite clear that he chose NOT to pursue being a touring pro because he didn’t want both the stress and time away from family that comes with it. He seems quite content as is
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@LIVGolfNation For someone who supposedly didn’t watch the Ryder Cup, you sure have a lot of opinions on the Ryder Cup.
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@LIVGolfNation That swing is “pure”? 😆 Every time 45 shows up to an event LIV stans give off the same vibe as Kim Jong Un’s minders studiously taking notes & laughing at his witty jokes.
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@Serkankrannn @Troviary No he has a podcast now
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@HunterMahan @NUCLRGOLF @BaldHeadBlues Yes, in a shocking development that nobody saw coming, it appears that Nike with not, in fact, buy SmashersGC for the equivalent of the Lakers. 😆
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Tyler Olsen
9 months
@KudzayiNgara @GinghamQuaker @harryaslam @JoePompliano Because every nation has done bad= all nations can continue to do bad free of criticism and everyone can fangirl on lunatic religious extremist governments (like the KSA) at their leisure. Good job. Great logic.
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Tyler Olsen
7 months
@NUCLRGOLF “It either has to do with the fact that he no longer wants to put in the time for TGL or that he won’t be associated with the PGA TOUR anymore.” Whoa! That last line is quite a leap you’ve made there! Drops out of gimmick league = must be going to other gimmick league! Lol
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Tyler Olsen
4 months
@acaseofthegolf1 Not sure what’s more remarkable: just how bad Scottie’s putting is, or how GOOD he would be if he was even just average. If he was a great putter he’d be goddamn Tiger Woods right now
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@TheLastPirateLA @WowTerrifying Some sad shit is what that is.
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@NUCLRGOLF @SiriusXMPGATOUR JT and Gooch are in the same category right now. Both have no business being on the RC team. JT temporarily lost mind/game, and Gooch is nothing more than a career journeyman with 1 win to his name bin 2021. Not even a consideration.
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@LIVGolfNation @b_dechambeau 💯 💪🏼 dudes been thru SO much!!! How can we forget about the near-tragedy in Chicago last year?? I mean, I don’t wanna compare it to Ben Hogan’s 1949 car crash and triumphant return to form against all odds, but...
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@UsedGolfFacts Irrelevant. Nobody’s picking either, because neither actually deserves to be anywhere near the RC team this time around. Next.
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
@_54Golf Why would they mention Greg Norman, a man who wrote in his autobiography that he hates the PGAT?
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@victor_okah @FAFO_TV He became a parasailing enthusiast and has a podcast called Harry’s Hardcore Parasailing Podcast. Check it out!
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@LIVGolfNation Bryson wins 1 LIV festival. Gooch wins 3 LIV festivals. How are you demanding Bryson be pick but not Gooch? What am I missing here LGN. Make it make sense. 🥺😩
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@MyGolfSpy My god 😧 it looks...like... an Anser!
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Tyler Olsen
10 months
@NUCLRGOLF @thegolfeditor KRANK? Please, eh. There’d be no KRANK without golf visionaries like the great, Jack “The Hammer” Hamm. He pioneered the “gimmick club” market.
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Tyler Olsen
6 months
@jamierkennedy Big Pants/Steel Shaft era was and remains the most fundamentally sound swing ever put in motion. It’s literally almost perfect.
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@UsedGolfFacts Hopefully Scottie Junior can save all your deleted tweets while he’s at it!
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Tyler Olsen
8 months
@UnrulyBR @FightMate Buddy in black wanted it to be one way, but it’s the other way 😆
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
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Tyler Olsen
2 months
@livgolf_league @b_dechambeau @Crushers_GC Too bad about the crime scene he left back on 15....
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Tyler Olsen
1 year
@BrutalCams Or, imagine if you will, blinking and opening your eyes to a 4,500lb 2020 silver Toyota Tacoma hurling towards you like a fucking meteor...
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Tyler Olsen
3 months
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Tyler Olsen
11 months
@UltrasPodcast @Hiking_Arizona @bostononian2023 @Wc1614 @flushingitgolf “Bob Ball” is not a party to this deal, is not an expert on this deal, and he’s certainly not the pinnacle of truth & unbiased reporting. Using him to make your points detracts from them. He says “PGAT sycophants” like he hasn’t been liking LIV’s balls since day 1.
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