🦇💀αиgєℓ frσm hєll💀🦇 @DeathBecumsMe Twitter profile

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9 months

Hey guys, my daughter has published her second book. I know many of you purchased her first, and I thank you. Here's the link to her latest

Diary of a Borderline

Modern poetry book about the reality of suffering from mental illness

www.amazon.ca

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Younger women go for older men, because of money Younger men go for older women, because we fuck better

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 months

Proof of life ❤️

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@DeathBecumsMe

6 months

What's up, fuckers??? Just checking in to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Hope everyone has a great one!!

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I absolutely love having sex with married men. I just have one rule, their wife needs to be there, too

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@DeathBecumsMe

1 year

Popping in to say hi, so Elon doesn't nuke this account for inactivity. Just in case the cesspool of garbage eventually ceases to exist here so I can come back. Maybe ✌️and ❤️

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'd post my boobs, but I don't wanna break the internet

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My brother is just shy of 10 months clean from heroin guys... You all have no idea what a fucking blessing it is to have him back in my life

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'm 47 ffs my standards are gonna be met this time around, or I'll stay alone. Period.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I might be "overweight" but trust me, I look pretty damn amazing naked

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@DeathBecumsMe

10 months

I should come back just for football season, and the "I thought she left forever" cuz "this place is cesspool" subtweets Anyway, Packers look amazing, and so do I I got fatter, had an appendectomy, fractured my foot that required surgery, I'm just livin my best life.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Seriously. Yes. I'm single. And it's gonna take someone pretty fucking amazing, that lives in my fucking area, that's not married, and isn't lying about everything, to change that... No pressure tho

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I got my followers the old fashioned way. By having big tits

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My kid is out of surgery guys, thank you for all the kind words ❤️

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I accepted a new position where I work, so it means no more 2 am shifts and I now get to start having a life again!

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My tits may be saggy, but when I'm riding his dick, they fit perfectly in his mouth

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

One of the young guys at work was flirting with me, so I guess what I'm asking is at 47, how young is too young?

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Not to brag, but titty Tuesdays were a lot better when I got my tits out

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Guys, I really am overwhelmed, and I can't keep up... I just want to say thank you to everyone...

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Feel sorry for the new people, who will never see my boobs

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I got my followers the old fashioned way. Great tits, and ass.

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

It's Wednesday. So here's a reminder of how great my ass is

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Titty Tuesdays were so much better, when I showed my tits

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

If I get 1000 likes on this tweet, I'll join in on the wet t-shirt contest next Wednesday... Assuming they have one lol

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Fuck it. I'm gonna just date men that are 10 years or more younger than me... *rawrrrr

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I think 85% of you are following me with the hope of me showing my titties again

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My tits may be saggy, but they're way better than that one chick that claims hers are perfect

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I only post pics because I get zero validation in real life. Twitter likes and comments are the only way I get my self esteem, because I'm so insecure. Please love me

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My boobs are proof, you can nurse 3 kids for 4 years total, and still have them look amazing

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'll shove my boobs in all y'alls faces, just cuz it makes some people mad...

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Oh, I unblocked her again... LoL you failed miserably sweetheart... Anyways, who wants to see my boobs?

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Who wants to be my next big mistake

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Retweet this if you like big boobs

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

No man, or woman, has ever complained about my saggy tits when they were in their face

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Not to brag, but my kid was just invited to L.A. To participate in a spoken word poetry event. Awww who the fuck am I kidding, I'm totally bragging

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Please look at my tits when I'm talking to you. Eye contact makes me anxious

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Stop being cunts to people working in fast food, retail or any other service industry. It's not their fault people are calling in, and they are short staffed. They're doing the best they can

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

When I'm down on a guy, and he says he's about to cum, in my head I hear the Mortal Kombat voice saying "Finish Him"

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'm sorry my tits, and wits are better than yours

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Might Fleet my tits, for old times sake

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My bra and panties never match, because I don't wear any

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

National boob day is every day, when you have big tits

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I keep forgetting there are new people here who've never seen my boobs. Sorry Boyz, y'all missed out

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Just found my boob drop vid that I thought I deleted... Might fleet it before they take fleets away for good....

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I need the kind of love where I wake up with his dick in my ass

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

My tits may be saggy, but so are your balls. Just mine are more enjoyable to play with

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

My tits get me into trouble, and they also get me out of it.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'd rather show my tits, than beg for followers.... Wait...

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

The quality of sex I'm having as a 47 year old fat chick, is far superior to the sex I was having as a 37 year old skinny chick...

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

A woman stopped mid convo this afternoon to tell me how beautiful my eyes were. It made my fucking day. Can we get more of this? Just random positive comments to others instead of everyone being assholes?

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Guys that brag about lasting hours during sex. FYI. It's the foreplay that should last hours...

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'm drunk, and didn't call or text a single ex... Be proud of me, damn it

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

When ya wanna just post your boobs for old times sake, but ya swore this account wasn't gonna be like that

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My selfies are all about my boobs

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Can someone just date me so I shut the fuck up, already?

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Woke up too sexy. Again.

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

I've had 3 kids. My vag is cavernous, therefore I can only fuck men with huge dicks. Sorry

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I get it. I wanna fuck me, too

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Damn, woke up on the sexy as fuck, side of the bed again.

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

If you call me fat, I'll agree, then I will sit on you.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

So I've been seriously thinking about going back to school. University. At 47. To be a nutritionist. I wanna help people stop the diet cycle. To help them become healthy, at any size

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Look, I'm fat. If I had a chip on my shoulder. I'd eat it

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

When I'm down on a guy, and he says he's about to cum, in my head I hear the Mortal Kombat voice saying "Finish Him"

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Thinking of going the tits and politics route for this account

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Can't wait to tell my grandkids, that grandma once had a twitter account with 100,000 followers cuz she showed her boobs.. Such fond memories. Or should I say mammaries

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I need a night of pizza, and cheesy horror flicks. Who's down?

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Lost followers with my rants yesterday... Good bye racists, bigots, and anyone else who can't accept a bitch for what she believes in

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

I don't know who needs to read this, but having a 4x4 or an all wheel drive, won't keep you outta the ditch if you suck at driving in the snow.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Not to brag. But I have a date on Wednesday.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I was rarely rejected by men in my 30s. Now, apparently anyone I'm into, isn't into me What a blow to my ego

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Who wants to be my next ex husband?

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

A magic carpet ride, but it's just me, sitting on your face

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Wooooohoooooo my bedding finally came today!!

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

You know there's no law saying you have to wear a bra, right?

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I also wanna shout out to those who gave me a second chance. No one had to. And I thank everyone of you who did ❤️

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

My eyes are a beautiful shade of 38 E

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Welp, it's been fun. See you guys again sometime Stay blessed

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Boy people sure do have a hard time when I post opinions, and not tits Pro tip. Go. Fuck. Yourself.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I assume if you're a woman whose blocked me, you're jealous of my boobs

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Casual sex Fridays, should be a thing

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I've had sex with more guys from twitter, than I'd care to admit

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Apparently tweeting about my boobs pisses a lot of men off... Oops, did it again

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Yes my boobs are real, you think I'd pay to have ones that are sitting just above my belly button?

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I was going to follow you, but I can't remember if you didn't like me on my last account, or not...

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I have zero respect for anyone who doesn't think that being sober from alcohol, or drugs, is an amazing thing. Whether it's your first hour, or your 100,000th... I see you, and you got this

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

It's Saturday, I'm half naked in my yard, drinking a beer... So, twitter it is

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I just retweeted a pic of my boobs, guys... Not sure who I am anymore

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I have zero interest in meeting any men from this app. ZERO

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Sitting here thinking how much money my boobs could have made me, and I'm all like FUCK

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Men will kiss you after they go down on you, BUT will you kiss me after I go down on you??

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Just a reminder to those last minute shoppers, don't be fucking dicks to the retail staff. It's not their fault you didn't get your shit together until Christmas eve

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I like your face. Let me sit on it.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Not to brag, but my ass could probably suffocate a few men at once

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

I've come to the conclusion, my tits were more popular than my words are.

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'd post my tits, but that one lady is desperate for attention, and I don't want to take it away from her

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@DeathBecumsMe

2 years

Your tweets are on buzz feed, my tits are on PornHub

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

By my age, I've earned the right to wear whatever the fuck I want

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

Some of you really shouldn't be picky about the titties you see... I'm sure you're not seeing many in real life anyway...

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I make dicks hard, too... But you don't see me tweeting about it every 5 seconds, now do you?

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

I'm Canadian. So unless you are too, I ain't interested. Actually you gotta be from Ontario, too... Within an hours drive..

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@DeathBecumsMe

3 years

The next guy that sees my tits, will also be touching them. So no, I'm not posting them on this account.

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