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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

Tonight I said goodbye to my best friend. For 14 years she had my back. Boo. Boo Boo Bear. The Beast. The Good Girl. The Best Girl. My Baby Girl. Sweet dreams, Princess. Getting her was the was the second smartest thing I ever did & I forgot the first. See you at the bridge.

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6 months

No. Feed your own fucking kids. Merry Christmas

Ian Jaeger

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🚨BREAKING: Senator John Fetterman calls for free school lunches for every public school in America. Would you support this?

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I just booked a national TV promo vo. They are using my audition so I don't even have to do any extra work. It will air this weekend. I'll let you know more when I know. I haven't booked anything in years so this is a good feeling. As you were.

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3 years

Gina and Andy had a nice wedding.

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2 years

I've been trying to stay away from here today because every time I read your messages I start crying. I want you to know that your words mean a lot to me. I'm grateful for your kindness and I hope to reply to all of you soon. Thank you.

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@DawsAngeles

6 months

The 2023 Ace Awards. Tomorrow. @AdamCarollaShow

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

Im very sorry to hear about the passing of Steve Grad. I always loved listening to his sports reports on KNX. If you can judge a man by the way he raised his children, Steve Grad was a saint. He will be missed by many.

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@DawsAngeles

1 year

Best Girl in the world. Boo Boo Bear.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

I'm sorry to hear about the passing of Norm McDonald. My fondest memory of Norm was in my studio at KLSX before his appearance on the @AdamCarollaShow . Norm kept saying, "Canada. They got bears. Bears. Canada. Bears." His voice. His cadence. His inflection. Thanks for the laughs

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

1 year

Hello friends. I have responded to all of you with my best effort. Twitter would only let me go back so far, so if you sent me a message of kindness and I did not reply, I am sorry. Thank you very much. I'm floored by this wonderful community that surrounds me. Bless you.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Andy Dick is in studio today on the Adam Carolla Show. Today's word is "chaos"

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Good morning! I'm grateful that I have a job that I love and I laugh hard every day. Got a good toolbox for you Monday too. Enjoy. @AdamCarollaShow

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Here's my babylove before she got her greys.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

Growing up, my brother and I learned early to never tell Dad "I'm bored." His answer wasd always the same and final. "Go pull weeds." Anyway, I pulled weeds today. Not because I was bored; pulling weeds has simply become a form of meditation. As you were.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

The great Jay Mohr is back on the @AdamCarollaShow tomorrow. Holy shit I'm dying.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

Feels weird to be flying to Chicago to play some shows while all this shit is going down. I'm grateful for those who fought for my right to play music and live free. Thank you.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

They laughed.

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@DawsAngeles

9 months

I feel like I did the best set of my life tonight, but I'm not dead yet.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

I'll be giving away $5000 to anyone who likes this tweet and gives me $6000. Good luck!

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

I got some good news yesterday. Can't really spoil the beans yet, but I have a very small voiceover role in an upcoming animation project. My name, although buried deep in the credits, will be listed amongst some very big names. How'd I get the gig? I offered to do it for free.

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6 months

@MrNvrBrf Feeding your own children is the minimum you should do. Our school system can’t even educate our kids. Think they can be trusted to feed them? Not a chance.

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2 years

I went to Home Depot and Costco today. I was nearly the only one maskless. I don't think we're disseminating the correct misinformation in LA.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Cape Canaveral. Getting on a boat tomorrow. Practicing my drinking. I think I got this.

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1 year

@GinaGrad @AdamCarollaShow Love you Gina.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

Just reading the local paper. #SantaBarbara @SBIndyNews

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

My favorite Neil Young protest song is the Joe Rogan show.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

About to wait for a few hours for my chance to do three minutes of stand up at Flappers.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Get ready for gut thrashing belly laughs. @bertkreischer is on tomorrow's @AdamCarollaShow

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Actually, it does. It removes facial cues that we rely on for interpersonal/nonverbal communication, thus contributing to a more isolated and insulated community at the very time we need to be together.

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@DawsAngeles

3 months

I’m flying to Miami tonight to get on board Cruise To The Edge, the Yes cruise, to Cozumel. I have various hosting duties including bringing Marin Barre from Jethro Tull on stage and hosting a q&a with Queensryche. This is gonna be fun.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Dogs. Just good dogs.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

One more flight and then fishing. I'm a grateful son of a gun.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

We got Jeremy Piven on tomorrow's @AdamCarollaShow He's an interesting dude and a compelling interview. You will dig. Manana.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

This is how you live. Never mind the mess. Fire and football.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

He's also the nicest famous person I've ever met.

The Adam Carolla Show

@AdamCarollaShow

3 years

Jay Leno took a $15 million pay cut to save his Tonight Show crew from being laid off. @jayleno also never spent a penny of his earnings from the show! Full interview here 🔈

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Dear Radio, No one wants to hear Billy Idol's Mony Mony. Good talk, Mike

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

6 months

Merry Christmas. Thanks for listening. Talk to you soon.

The Adam Carolla Show

@AdamCarollaShow

6 months

Merry Christmas, Friends! 🎄❤️

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

For those who want to know, I did ok.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

7 months

They should try to get a ceasefire in Oakland first.

NBC Bay Area

@nbcbayarea

7 months

As Israel and Hamas continue a temporary truce to free more hostages, the Oakland City Council is debating a resolution calling for a permanent ceasefire.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Built a second barstool to keep the first one company.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

It's good to be back.

The Adam Carolla Show

@AdamCarollaShow

3 years

The team is finally back in the studio today 😍 New episode drops at midnight! 🎉

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Prime rib, rare. Smokehouse cut. Baked potato. Chowder. Horseradish & jus. Good bottle of cab. I have eaten.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Grateful.

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@DawsAngeles

1 year

This is my hand, as discussed on today's @AdamCarollaShow #Texasdogbite

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@DawsAngeles

1 year

I am finally back in my house. Champ is stoked. Full of stokens.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

This is what happens when Central valley farms don't get the water they need. Fields go fallow and the dust bowl returns. How about we do something about water storage? At least we have gender neutral toy aisles.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

It's my brother's birthday. Happy birthday to my brother.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

As one who never served in the military, I am truly grateful for those who did. Thank you for your service.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

1 year

Good times

Bryan Bishop

@BaldBryan

1 year

Tomorrow. (You’re welcome/I’m sorry)

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

Last night I had to explain to my dog why it's counterproductive to knock over the recycler and empty it into the living room. Then I had to explain to my dog what counterproductive means. That took awhile.

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DawsAngeles

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3 years

It totally looks like I said "Hey! Are you guys taking a picture? Let me get in on that!" That's actually kind of how the show goes. Anyway, love having you home @BaldBryan @GinaGrad

Carolla Drinks

@CarollaDrinks

3 years

Raise a glass. They’re all back in studio.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

1 year a ago tonight, my band @TheSmokinKills played the last show in LA. When live music comes back, please go see a band. Pay the cover. Buy a cd. Dance your ass off.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

Live @AdamCarollaShow tonight in #OKC w @kyledunnigan . We're 2 minutes in and Kyle already has me in tears. Listen Monday.

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@DawsAngeles

1 year

My kitchen is almost done. Couple more shots should do it.

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

While y'all are dropping pictures that look like an album cover, I dropped an album.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

1 year

Thanks to my @AdamCarollaShow brethren for covering me while I introduce bands on a boat. Thanks Chris Gary Emi Ben Byron. Thanks to the Boss @adamcarolla for letting me leave to make a quick buck. Listeners, I left you with a #toolbox for Monday. #DavidCrosby #OnTheBlueCruise

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@DawsAngeles

5 months

This weekend I did 4 shows in phoenix, then drove to Solana Beach and did another set hosting for Carolla, Fitzdog, and Jodi Miller. I slept maybe 18 hours this whole weekend and I’m ready to do it all over again.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

11 months

I got two good stand-up shows coming up. Saturday night, Comedy Chateau in NoHo. Thursday 8/10 Kimmel's in Las Vegas with Adam Carolla. Hope to see you there.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

One of my best friends just gave his daughter this puppy for Christmas. His name is Bear. Good Dad. Good Dog.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

11 months

Proud of you, buddy.

Bryan Bishop

@BaldBryan

11 months

It’s an honor & a privilege to be named the Keynote Speaker at the American Brain Tumor Association’s annual conference. Thanks to @the_abta for this incredible opportunity to share my story & inspire others going through a similar experience. The Conference is FREE this Sept!

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 months

I had to do my own intro tonight.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

1 year

I think they wrote an Eagles song about this picture but which one?

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@DawsAngeles

8 months

Dude knew 2 chords.

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Problem fucking solved.

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@pulmyears

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Went to Disneyland today and didn't rub it in with any stupid pictures. You're welcome.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

7 months

This is awesome, Gina. You’ve earned it.

(((gina grad)))

@GinaGrad

7 months

It was SUCH an honor to be invited onto @GDLA to talk about my 📕 and give some (hopefully) helpful stepparenting hints! Click the link below if you wanna see the interview! 💙🙏💙

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

Yesterday I landed a voice over gig on Craigslist. Craigslist. What year is it again?

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

Yesterday my buddy Doug and I went to the three American Legion posts in the east valley and drank beers and shot pool with vets all day. It was a fulfilling day. Thank you to those who served. We appreciate you.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

Yesterday I received a text that said it came from my bank. It told me that I was locked out of my online account and needed to click a link to fix it. I opened my computer and logged in, no problem. Deleted the text. Be vigilant. As you were.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

6 months

Some more of my best work.

The Adam Carolla Show

@AdamCarollaShow

6 months

2023 ACE AWARDS - Achievement in point shitting

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

I hope you're having a good day. If you're not, try closing Twitter.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

6 months

Do not comply. Merry Christmas.

Los Angeles Times

@latimes

6 months

Thinking of lighting a fire for Christmas? Not with this ban in Southern California

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

You're high.

(((gina grad)))

@GinaGrad

2 years

I love u

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

Love you buddy. Dont die and shit, dude.

Bryan Bishop

@BaldBryan

2 years

Felt awesome being back at the @AdamCarollaShow today. Great seeing the whole crew again. Bonus appearance by #LifeSaver @pardonmycrumbs . Drops in a few hours.

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25 years ago, when I was 25 years old, I met this man. 25 years later, I’m still blessed to call him friend. Happy 25th anniversary, @alanparsons

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

So I recorded it, but I just listened back and heard my band's song on the fucken radio. @JMPMFM @TheSmokinKills #circlingthedrain #thevinylrestingplace #rezradio

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

Gregory Anderson. Hello. Come on the @AdamCarollaShow to present your opinions & data on this subject any time you please. We'll plug any of your current projects & promise to treat you with respect. Msg myself or @chrislaxamana to set it up. #tweetsplain #honestdialogue

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

I was hilarious.

DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

About to wait for a few hours for my chance to do three minutes of stand up at Flappers.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

Fun @AdamCarollaShow tomorrow. Of course we talk about the Oscars. We'll also discuss my @FlappersComedy set on Saturday night. Thank you Flappers for the shot. Thanks to my friends for buying tickets & @realizzypresley for joining me on this journey. This is just the beginning.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

Today I drove to pick up my buddy by lax. Then we did the PDR crawl; POW, The Shack, The Harbor Room, back to POW and then back to the valley to drink at the Nohoasis. Happy Saturday. As you were.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

All hands on deck. One extra.

Carolla Drinks

@CarollaDrinks

3 years

Raise a glass. They’re all back in studio.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

Thanks to these guys for a hell of a weekend. @funnybrad @QuincyWeekley @Ball4President

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

8 months

I'm listening to The Smiths. There are more important things happening in the world, but I am listening to The Smiths. Also, I am praying for my Israeli and Jewish friends, some of whom I've never met. I love you. I got your back.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

The problem with stand up is every time I think of something funny im drunk. Then I gotta sift thru it hungover & find out if it's funny. Long story short, I'm doing another 7 minutes at @Jaminthevan with @adamcarolla & the @AdamCarollaShow this Saturday. Lots of drinking to do.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

This is what the end looks like. Cruise to the Edge is done. It's been a hell of a week. Looking forward to the next one. @realizzypresley

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

I can't stop watching this.

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

3 years

Legend.

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3 years

I'm smoking in a bar in Nashville. I guess I'll move here.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 months

The power has been out in my neighborhood since 10am. @LADWP estimates no power until 930. This is the state of the state of California. Do not vote Newsom. Ever.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

6 months

Tonight im performing at my first "sobriety show" for those who have made it past step one. Im kinda stuck on that one. Either way, come watch me tell jokes about it. Comedy Holiday Recovery at Chandler Lodge. 9pm. 11455 Chandler Blvd, North Hollywood. No booze. All are welcome.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

2 years

I love this.

Lydia Cornell

@LydiaCornell

2 years

This man was forced to give his dog to Humane Society due to lengthy hospital stay. This nurse went to the shelter and adopted his dog. She brings him to visit daily & will return him as soon as the man is released! Be the light in this world, even through the dark times ❤️

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I want to wish a happy Veterans Day to all my friends who served this country and were honorably discharged. I never served. That's my problem. You did, and I love you for it.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

After 10 years in storage, my broadcast turntable is back in the biz. Breaking this girl in tonight.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

6 months

This is some of my best work.

The Adam Carolla Show

@AdamCarollaShow

6 months

2023 ACE AWARD for DEFINITELY NOT…

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@DawsAngeles

2 years

Tomorrow's @AdamCarollaShow , with apologies to our guests, is one of the funniest no-name guest ACS you've heard in some time. It's an #aceawards preview. Subscribe wherever you get finer podcasts.

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3 years

Regardless of who you like in the game, we all thought it'd at least be a close one. Leave it to Tom Brady to ruin another superbowl. As you were.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

Happy birthday @adamcarolla ! I got you this.

Gavin Newsom

@GavinNewsom

3 years

Tune in tonight!! #Kimmel

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@DawsAngeles

3 years

I like to rock AND not lose my keys. Thanks to the @pluginzkeychain Jack Rack for the third prettiest thing on the wall.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

3 years

One more show tonight. 930 at Brea Improv

Izzy Presley

@realizzypresley

3 years

Congrats on a great set @DawsAngeles - props to @funnybrad for giving him the shot!

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

1 year

I'm on my way back to North Hollywood after 4 days up at Echo Hill Ranch. Thanks to Uncle Kinky for hosting me. Love you, my friend. See ya down the road.

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DawsAngeles

@DawsAngeles

6 months

Light em up! Merry Christmas!

ABC7 Eyewitness News

@ABC7

6 months

REMINDER! You'll have to keep those fireplaces cold today for Christmas as the AQMD says high air pollution means wood burning is not allowed in most of SoCal.

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3 years

@RobertStolorz @prageru @adamcarolla Wow. Just. Wow, man. Remember, being a pussy is a life sentence.

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