Rich American assholes pay a company called Two Waters Safaris thousands of dollars to take them hunting for elephants.
I bought the domain and it now redirects to the Viagra website 🐘 🔹
The Westboro Baptist Church has song parodies on their website spewing out hate towards gay people, so to undermine their efforts I released some as an album called God Loves Gays & will give the proceeds to LGBTQ civil rights group HRC. Pay what you want:
Hey
@realDonaldTrump
, keep in mind at the next DACA meeting that your grandfather moved here through chain migration to avoid military service, your mother came here and lived with your aunt with $50 to be a nanny, and your wife worked here illegally on a tourist visa.
*4 years ago*
“If you don’t like it, you can get out.”
*now*
“We don’t like the results of the results of a democratic election so we’re storming the Capitol Building”
I’ve been advised by a comedian I admire to talk more about myself when I do standup. I grew up Jehovah’s Witness so I’ll try some jokes about that.
Knock knock