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@DarthDoughboy

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Dude’s Rock. Degenerate. Philly Sports. Chelsea & Dortmund supporter.

New Jersey, USA
Joined April 2009
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@DarthDoughboy
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2 years
Met the GF’s father tonight. He found out halfway through dinner I was an Eagles fan, as he had on a Cowboys hoodie. He said “I liked him when he walked in. There’s the door.” I asked is that the 1st place door or the 3rd place door.
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4 years
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2 years
Eagles gonna win for Bob Saget, 49ers gonna win for Danny Tanner
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2 years
We fucking hit those! #RingTheBell #RedOctober
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2 years
I love chaos. So I’m thinking Jalen Hurts hits SB MVP Jalen Reagor for a 55 yard TD to beat Cincy 39-33 in OT.
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2 years
Phillies after they get Castellanos: Pitching: Eh. Speed: Nah. Defense: LOL. Offense:
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3 years
Ready to blow the stimulus money like
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5 months
So months ago I saw this place called Salt Box on TikTok. It’s in Doylestown, PA. Happened to be working in the area and was driving by so I stopped. Got the Buffalo chicken. It’s damn good the and the pretzel itself was fantastic
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2 years
Might be the greatest Mets fan ever
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2 years
Dear Sixers, please don’t do to Embiid as the Flyers did to Giroux. As the Phillies will most likely do to Harper. Don’t waste the talent of top tier players but not surrounding them with a team that help them accomplish the goal of winning a title.
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Tequila Matt
4 years
One year ago till today. 413 - 273(.5). Pain, anger, fear & resentment to pride, confidence, calm & happy. Physical change is surface. The complete mental/emotional transformation & healing is my biggest source of pride. The old me no longer exists & I’m enjoying this journey.
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2 years
“The 9-1 start literally stings because we have a black QB instead of my hero Wentz who stormed the capital on Jan 6th”* fixed it for him
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Tequila Matt
3 years
Hey @FDSportsbook thanks for the cash
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2 years
So a Moniak/Vierling CF combo means we don’t need Herrera on this team right
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4 years
Look at this piece of shit
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2 years
Idk how people can dislike Jalen Hurts man. Especially after hearing him on that podcast. One thing if you don’t like the team he plays for but as a person that dude is humble, authentic and somebody you want to root for
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Tequila Matt
7 months
Oh yes daddy. Best cheesesteak in NJ. Can easily go up against the heavy hitters in Philly.
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Tequila Matt
3 years
Is Jason Kelce a HOF?
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Tequila Matt
2 years
The 1st baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies……..Freddie Freeman!
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2 years
Braves Report: Belief around the league is that Freddie Freeman will not re-sign with Atlanta
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2 years
Remember Uber/Lyft is a lot cheaper than a DUI
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Tequila Matt
7 months
Eagles held a team averaging 181 rushing yards per game to 45 yards. Held a team averaging 37 points per game to 17 points. Let them make all the excuses they want, but that’s the difference of this game.
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3 years
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2 years
Let’s go Birds
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2 years
Thank you @jennwilliams23 for the tickets!!!!!
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1 year
Let’s go birds
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3 months
Started off shaky but felt like I ended the interview strong. Told me I’d hear by Thursday and if not to call Friday morning. 7 mins after leaving the interview, got an email saying I was hired. Now we celebrate!
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2 years
Holy shit lol
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2 years
Baseball is marathon. I know you wanna be emotionally invested in every game but you can’t. You’ll drive yourself insane by July
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1 year
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4 months
Marked safe from hearing “Here we go” until September
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Tequila Matt
3 years
He looks so sad lol
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Tequila Matt
2 years
Sicko mode
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2 years
Let’s go Phillies
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Tequila Matt
4 years
It’s ugly but it’s honest. My fitness was inconsistent during quarantine and now I’m paying for it. We start fixing that today
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Tequila Matt
9 months
A year ago we made it official. I was not looking for anything, wasn’t ready for anything. We matched and everything seemed to just click. Finally a truly healthy relationship and this last year has been a breeze. She has decided to renew my contract for another year!
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Tequila Matt
3 years
If you don’t make pork roll like this, you are doing it wrong
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8 months
I mean come on
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Tequila Matt
2 years
Got my new jerseys in today
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Tequila Matt
3 years
Pork roll sausage and cheese on a toasted French toast bagel from Bordentown Bagles. 🤤
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Tequila Matt
1 year
Birds by 50.
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Tequila Matt
3 years
8 years ago today I came extremely close to ending my life. Today I reached a goal of deadlifting 400 lbs. I won first place in my division. I’m never usually proud of myself but I battled, endured and persevered. 8 years ago years of pain. Today...tears of happiness.
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Tequila Matt
6 years
@pnkrton182 @GrittyNHL @NHLFlyers Bro he has a straw in his gravy boat. Legend status
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Tequila Matt
2 years
My dad yesterday was dealing with a cough and congestion, spiked a fever overnight. Broke this morning and Covid at home test was negative. But is headed to ER with fear of pneumonia. So please any and all positive vibes his way
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Tequila Matt
5 months
Just because we like the same football team, doesn’t mean I fuck with every fan of this team. Keep the Pedo, abusers, sexual assaulters, racists and those who roofie people far away from me. Keep that “we all bleed green” bullshit far away from me.
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2 years
Absolutely fucking not.
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Tequila Matt
3 years
Met with the legend @NinjaBands
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2 years
If I was November, I’d choose death
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2 years
Whyyyyyy
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2 years
Going to attempt to make these
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Tequila Matt
4 years
@JusticeTierney As someone who has battled weight most of my life, I am proud to have lost weight. I was very unhealthy. Losing the weight has helped me improve/get rid a lot of medical issues. Not sure why I can’t be proud for getting healthier
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2 years
Philly south. Let’s go birds
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Tequila Matt
2 years
I am deceased
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2 years
Do y’all remember that part of quarantine when people drove by and honked their horns to celebrate a birthday? That was weird
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Tequila Matt
1 year
Sundays are for the Birds
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Tequila Matt
2 years
Buffalo chicken grilled cheese
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2 years
If you guys get a chance, please send prayers & good vibes to my Dad. He tested positive for Covid today. It’s a concern with all his pre existing health issues but he’s vaccinated & boosted. Doctor ordered him meds. He’s doing ok so far. Thankfully everyone else tested negative.
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2 years
Chicken and waffles with a hot honey drizzle 🤤
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5 months
Can never go wrong with a birthday cheesesteak
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Tequila Matt
3 years
Taylor Ham is a brand name. Pork Roll is the product. North Jersey are idiots. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Tequila Matt
6 months
Eagles jersey totally acceptable for a first birthday party tomorrow right?
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Tequila Matt
3 years
I was diagnosed with depression 19 years ago. Borderline mood disorder evolved into Bi-Polar II and now borderline personality disorder. Despite my best efforts I committed and ultimately survived suicide twice. I’m able to speak openly as its part of my healing. Not everyone can
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2 years
Can I get a GO BIRDS
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Tequila Matt
8 months
Don’t mind me. Just getting in the mood for the game. Cooper sharp the 🐐and trying out their garlic bread roll. #RedOctober
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Tequila Matt
1 year
Bruh 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
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Tequila Matt
4 years
This dude is killing it in the gym 💪🏻💪🏻. Congrats on your PR brother. Keep grinding, you are inspiring so many
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4 years
I’m so hype tonight!!! Tonight I broke my weight record on this lift!!! I’m so proud of myself for busting my ass and lifting 70 pounds!! I’m so glad I’ve never gave up on myself because this is the shit i live for! I never want to quit evolving and I’m going to be amazing!
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4 months
If this Sixers season has taught me anything it’s that a doctors are overrated and nurses are better
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Tequila Matt
2 years
We talking about the Phillies. The goddamn Philles
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2 years
@IdiotPhillyFan @Infante54 Especially blaming the o-line for the sacks and not him holding the ball too long
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2 years
Damn they absolutely crush them on taxes.
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2 years
I’m the only at the bar yelling about the Sixers game. Everyone else sucks
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4 years
I found eagles fans in a bar in Boston 🤷🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Giving mission BBQ a chance
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2 years
We back baby. First summer sandy of the season. Can’t wait to yell at the Mets with @BisBack4good
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Tequila Matt
5 years
@JonHeyman @kstand40 Seriously? An MLB “insider” with a platform that has over half a million followers, asks some guy who just over 600 followers if he tweeted something out? If he did who would it reach? Wouldn’t have nearly the impact you would. But maybe you are ok with domestic abuse. Assclown
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Tequila Matt
3 years
Well my ex saw my post from the game and she blocked me after her last message. LOL
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4 years
This you? Yeah we know the real reason why you went after Monty G
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3 years
@PhillyEagles10 I did for $40! Won $360
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2 years
Just got this for $4 because apparently I had a bunch of fancash. I’ll take it
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2 years
Ok so this is my next project.
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Tequila Matt
11 months
I got yelled at for saying fuck the Mets
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2 years
I hate it here!
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2 years
I love every single one of you who reached out and wished me a happy birthday. I tried to respond to every tweet but if I missed yours I promise it’s not on purpose. Go birds.
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4 years
Starting to feel and see the progress
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8 months
15 likes and I’ll get a margarita in a red October bat
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1 year
Eagles are the better team. It’s not even close. They just need to play like it
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1 year
Ahem
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3 years
Pork belly fries? My lord
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Tequila Matt
5 months
Anybody really shocked that Dez is a piece of shit?
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5 months
Please never change.
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Tequila Matt
2 years
I’m about 13 pounds from my pre-Covid weight. I’ve dropped about 30 pounds in the last few months. Normally when I lose weight it’s a big amount in a short time so I haven’t noticed I was losing any because it was gradual until I stepped on the scale today. I’m happy
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Tequila Matt
2 years
We in(almost) there
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Tequila Matt
1 year
Now for the fun! Always wanted to see this and see surprised me with amazing seats for Xmas! We are only 4 months in but I can say this has been the healthiest relationship I’ve ever been in as I’m the healthiest mentally I’ve ever been. Enjoying the ride and the little things
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Tequila Matt
3 years
I hate how I look but I’m so goddamn proud of this
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1 month
I’m not usually the type to ask but please send any and all prayers and good vibes for my dad.
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Tequila Matt
2 years
It’s here and it’s beautiful. This should be making its debut at the WFC tonight. But it shall be there soon.
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3 years
Jason Kelce is going to write a tell all book when he retires and will become a NYT best selling author
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Tequila Matt
2 years
I heard a rumor for today. It said: Go Birds
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Tequila Matt
2 years
I devoured the waffle, some bacon and pork roll. I forgot to take a picture but it was worth it. Diners are the best. I mean 60 differnt omlettles? NJ remains undefeated
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Tequila Matt
2 years
Let’s goooooo
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