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Just a constant waffler / No Dms

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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
This was the first time many of us were exposed to trauma 😢
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
No one listens to the Fifa soundtrack for U.K. rap. It’s the indi songs we’ve never heard of but are lowkey bangers that we want
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9bills
4 years
The FIFA 21 soundtrack has dropped spotlighting some of the UK’s hardest artists and ensuring UK rap is given its most extensive backing to date by EA. ♻️ @versus
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@Danyal_Hussain2
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5 years
You can find your friends of the opposite gender good looking without ever wanting to be romantically involved with them
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
7 years
Theo knew Tyla tears were fake. He was right he did see straight through her #Loveisland
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
So you’re telling me India purposely lost a game so Pakistan wouldn’t get into the semi finals, only to lose to the team that replaced Pakistan in the semi finals
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
I’m never beefing someone on snap ever again. How can man be my yellow heart after we are having an argument ffs 😭😂😂
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Talking to someone for the first time and instantly clicking is >>
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
“Kasme bro yesterday was a madness” Yesterday -
@ItshaamAhmed
Sham
4 years
No one locks off whole streets like us 🤪💪
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5 years
Being ugly is actually character building
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4 years
I’m genuinely in tears 😂😂😂
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
I wish I was in year 11 during this. No exams no nothing loads of holidays. Instead I’m fucking paying 9k and not even getting a mention from the Pm
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@Danyal_Hussain2
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7 years
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7 years
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
2 years
@OfficialFPL THATS AN EDERSON ASSIST HES THE INTENDED TARGET YOU LEGIT GAVE ALLISON AN ASSIST FOR SAME THING
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please
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@Danyal_Hussain2
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3 years
@EAFIFADirect COMING DAYS. I WANT IT TOMORROW
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
8 years
Max branning will shag your wife then help save you. His bald head has powers #eastenders
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
Set 8 students after watching ‘The boy in the striped pyjamas’
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
Shamima Begum after The Daily Mail call her a terrorist
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
This has been proven fake. Someone created this to damage my character because I was beefing them. Dm me and I’ll show proof it’s fake. I’m currently gathering evidence against the person who made this
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
My guy wants Emirates to check street blogs 😭😭
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
When you come back inside after taking the bins out and you try taking your mums chapal off
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
1 year
@TheFergusonWay Have a video of him speaking. Feels weird watching him speak
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Wait girls actually thought we post videos with children bc we enjoy their company LMAO
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
9 years
@OfficialSkinny1 realistic team for next season. Think we can win the bpl with this (Morgan is @SchneiderlinMo4 ) http://t.co/5p9CMhKiFo
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
USA - ‘Would you fight for us against Iran during WW3’ UK - ‘Millions of people will be killed’ USA - ‘It would stop Liverpool winning the league’ UK -
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@Danyal_Hussain2
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5 years
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
Samira walking in first so no one takes her imaginary man #lovelsland
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
Some people fully can’t see when their in the wrong it’s mad
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
21 savage had one of these pencil cases
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@Danyal_Hussain2
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1 year
@AbsoluteBruno He’s real 😂😭 he’s a video of him speaking
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
My ex moves on fast wtf
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
LOOOOOOL someone laugh with me 😂😭😭
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
He used a fake account as an excuse to shoot his shot smh 😭😭
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
If you watch friends I’ll automatically like you
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
Stuart Lidl
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
My dad because my attendance is always low and my dad hasn’t been home in 3 years so we similar
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
Tristan Thompson after Khloe asks what he was doing at Jordyn Woods house
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Ahhh I hate war. Remember who’s going to be in the frontlines and dying. Won’t be these leaders that cause the conflict. It will be scared humans who are just trying to get home safely
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
3 years
When someone is murdered in your town it’s hard to see can’t lie. Two lives ruined. The kid who lost his life and whoever done it will be in jail for most of their life. Sad to see
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
Blessed to have found the love of my life ❤️
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Wait some of you have never been ugly. Can not relate 😭
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
I’m sick of the fact that 80% of sweet ones in the U.K. are from Manchester. Near winterfell ends I cba
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
My mum once grabbed my ps3 and started smacking me with it. And this was them hench ps3 as well. And it still worked after. Elite console
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
Her car broke down in the middle of a busy road and her uncle was behind us
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𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱 🧸
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What has been your worst date?
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
No talking stages, no motives, no fun, just vibes
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Fuck rounders. I’ll do anything to play one last game of benchball
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Pls I beg we have windows. You’re not BBC weather so pls stop snapping your windows
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Will always looks peng 🤷‍♂️
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
Blessed for another year 🥳🥳
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Real talk if I’m ever in a relationship and I’m kekeing with girls on the TL. I beg one of you tell me to pattern the fuck up
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
You called out @shakxs8 for starting on someone unprovoked yet you’re here keking at the same thing? Make it make sense
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@Danyal_Hussain2
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5 years
It’s pissing me off how this isn’t on the centre of her back
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
@hb00_ Should have used your student discount in the shisha place that cost you bags
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
7 years
I actually love amir khan and Iain. Haven't laughed as much in my life. If they get voted out bc people can't take a joke then wtf #imaceleb
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
6 years
No one can convince me this much spice is nice. Just ruining the meal. You wanna taste flavour not just spice
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Luton is a mad place but slyly it’s home
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Girls - “I don’t want to rush things I wanna take it slow” Also the same girls - “Let’s just get married right now”
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
7 years
Sanchez deffo leaked Delle Alli sex tape. You think you could kick Sanchez and get away with it.
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
That’s my girl you know?
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My world ❤️🌎
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Mums this has been in my head for a week
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
How could you air someone’s happy birthday
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
There’s really people out there that haven’t heard Wine Slow by Gyptian
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Danyal
5 years
If that’s kheer it’s the greatest thing to ever exist
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Danyal
5 years
Ronaldo stepping up to bury a freekick from 30 yards
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Tweeting “this girl is beautiful” so all your wcws think it’s about them
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
4v1 and man took 3 bodies with him while he survived. Shows how lucky and unlucky you can get with knives. Dangerous thing to play with
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Trash people will make you fall in love with them and then cut. Has nothing to do with their gender. Being trash isn’t exclusive to gender. I’m seeing bare tweets saying ‘this is what men do’ like no? Girls and guys both do this #LoveIsland
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Danyal
5 years
Everyone who has there results today, a word of advice. A levels were very challenging especially to your mental health. If you feel burned out trust me take a gap year. You can always go uni the year after but me personally I regret not taking a gap year #alevelresults2019
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
A New Zealand boy and a West Indian boy won England the World Cup. But some people will have you believe that we need to keep England pure 🤧🤧
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
4 years
I know this is off topic but say wallahi this is what Android lot see on their screens 😭😭 480p display
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
5 years
Deffo a College Lane student
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Danyal
4 years
Katy B lights on and Katy on a Mission are elite U.K. music
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Danyal
5 years
Not even on no suicidal shit but shit, will living always feel this hard
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@Danyal_Hussain2
Danyal
3 years
Groom has to get a refund
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
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What have I just witnessed
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First year uni living out was humbling. Walked 1 hour and 45mins back from placement because I had no money. It was either Uber back or Food and I chose food. Walked in Birmingham as well the air quality took years of my life
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Danyal
5 years
ALL FUCKING DAY IVE BEEN SAYING “ I GOT A RICKSHAW FULL OF HOES” FFS MAN
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Danyal
5 years
10 likes and I’ll tell my wcw I like her
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3 years
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Sports fandom so hilarious. The best tweets of all time come from this shit
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Danyal
8 years
#MOTD channel 952 is Hd with sound
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Danyal
5 years
My sleep schedule is fucked and it’s annoying because no ones awake these times smh
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Danyal
5 years
Trump - ‘You will help us fight Iran right’ Boris -
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5 years
No one Your alcholic friend: ‘just take a sip it tastes like juice’
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Danyal
6 years
Ketchup can go with everything
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Danyal
4 years
Wait what? Not everyone calls it bunking when you miss a lesson?
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5 years
If I don’t find your voice peng it’s a sticky one 🤧
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Danyal
1 year
Psn down and I need two rivals wins you bastards
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Danyal
4 years
It’s so important to have a good mosque teacher early on in life. My mosque teacher used to just be focused on the money and hitting us more than teaching us the Quran and Islam. Due to that many resented going to mosque
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Danyal
5 years
I cba 😭😂
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