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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
In Desi Families if you pray tahajjud you are probably in love
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
In the era of gifting iPhones, find someone who can gift you gajray with lots of love
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After my father death, my mother always remain worried abt me & my elder brother . Yesterday I have a severe pain in my abdomen and wasn’t able to breathe bcz of constant vomiting and ribs pain. My mother was out of town. As hospital management informed her that your son is—
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Then they say boys aren’t loyal💔
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
"Ur husband rejects ur food over a little misunderstanding & goes to bed hungry. As a good wife, what will u do?"
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Dear men. May your daughters meet guys like you
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1 year
I used to sit with my friends , used to call them , used to hangout with them but none of them were there . At the end of the day , they will be no one for you except for your family. She also said that everytime I have to pick her in morning and evening .
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
All MBBS students do is complain about how hard their life is and how they are doing society a favour. Bro Fatima Tahir did a MBBS. It can't possibly be hard. Sit down. You aren't special.
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Constantly screaming bcz of pain. She just keeping calling on my numbers for hours. Travelled 5 hours distance for me. She just came and hugged me. Kissed me on forehead . As I opened my eyes she was crying and praying for me. I just learnt a lesson -
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
She loves flowers but she don't know she is a flower♡
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
y'all hate LUMS and NUST just because u couldn't get into it
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
he: she's not replying, maybe she is not interested in me anymore she:
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
If a boy isn’t handsome and pretty but money save him but if a girl isn’t pretty and beautiful then what gonna save her ?
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Urdu language is beautiful until pathans or karachiites speak it
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2 years
"loyal girls stay home" nah a loyal girl will remain loyal wherever she goes
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Posting media for first time, can I get 50k views?
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Girls who don't like Flowers or Gajryyyy are actually boys.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
A black cat crossed my way and fell into the gutter. 🙂✨
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@Daniyal_Paras
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8 months
Parents do everything for their kids and buried peacefully when their kids achieves so their name continuously alive-
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Pisces🫀
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Dheere dheere samjh araha hai woh late reply Kauo karti thi
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
me texting my girl & letting her know that i just got shot & i'm about to d!!e to avoid later arguments
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Nothing is more funnier than a woman crossing road.
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1 year
Me after knowing someone is from lahore
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@Daniyal_Paras
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8 months
If you are a girl congratulations you just have to post some random sh!t and boom 💥 you are famous If you are men then unfortunately you have to struggle for entire life and at the end you are not even noticed that what you have done for them
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Why does the oldest daughter always thinks she's the family manager?
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
breakups are overrated but family issues can break a person more than anything.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
India should take Lahore and give us Kashmir in return.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
What boys think What they actually Girls want want
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@Daniyal_Paras
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8 months
The 2nd person in your taglist will get married in 2024.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Desi parents won’t hug or kiss each other in the presence of their children but wouldn’t think twice before having a serious fight very likely to scar their children’s for the rest of their lives
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
She a 10 but still healing from things she didn't deserve.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Marriage is such a scary concept. What if they just act nice in front of everyone but posses bad temper, controlling behaviour and a manipulative toxic personality. This is the worst fear. May Allah protect every pure heart person aur sab ky naseeb achay karein ameen.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Those who loves cats , there for you
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Couples that speak English in their relationship never last long
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@Daniyal_Paras
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8 months
buying a suzuki bolan soon so that if i ever kidnap someone and want to do a trade with their loved one in an empty plot of land, i can gesture to my henchmen in the distance and they can slide open the door and show that the people kidnapped are still alive.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
signs when they are depressed Aries:fake laugh Taurus:has 0 energy Leo:cry’s alone Libra:-ve thoughts Gemini:fake smiles Virgo:self hate Pisces:don’t sleep at night Aquarius:stay quiet Cancer:isolates themselves Scorpio:stop caring Capricorn:gives up Sagittarius:no motivation
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Obviously I'm gonna upload pics with filters and in my best angles, if u wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house but bring McDonald’s
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Ask a woman what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characteristics of non-living things.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Ramadan is going to hit different. There will be empty seats when having iftar, familiar faces missing. Some numbers we won't dial anymore on Eid. May Allah have mercy on us and on those who are no more.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
U don't know pain until U crave a conversation with someone who is no longer alive.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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8 months
January Dump! Quote with yours ✨
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Which is best gift ever for female Gajry Jhukmy Watch Bangles Payal Nose pin
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
going in sujood with an extremely heavy, desperate and restless heart is the worst feeling ever
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
I remember the day , I came back from school with my maths script that I got 90% and my mom beat me and she said why I added zero on 9 to make it 90 .I told her the truth that I didn’t add zero she beat me too much . But it was the 9 I added 🥺
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@Daniyal_Paras
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my biggest toxic traits is when i'm going through something, i tend to stop talking to everyone until i'm okay. when i'm okay i'll start communicating again. it's not me being off with you, i just deal with things better when i'm alone. My misery doesn’t like company..
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@Daniyal_Paras
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Not sure what’s more haram… Kaifi Khalil doing music or Alishba having premarital sex~ ☕️☕️☕️
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Introverts in real life are best version of extroverts on social media
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Femin!sm is one of the major reasons of destruction of family system. It can ruin generations.
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1 year
The day you bury a loved one, graveyards don't scare you anymore. Your loved one's restplace becomes your place to rest too.Whole world aside, you only find peace sitting there staring at them resting under million layers of mud.1/1
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Biggest fear 😆🥲
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
stop👏wasting👏your👏time👏on👏people👏who👏only👏care👏when👏it👏suits👏them👏
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Girls in a toxic relation with cats-
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@Daniyal_Paras
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girls will never admit they are jealous or they saw something that ruin their day, they just start getting cold & all of their messages has only 2-3 words
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Unpopular opinion: Girl who can cut her hairs can easily kill a man too..!
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Our generation is full of women scared to love and men afraid to show emotion.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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Never get too attached, because people wake up with different feelings everyday
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Hazrat Ali (R.A) was so strong that once he lifted and carried a 900kg door by himself while fasting in the month of ramzan. But when fatimah tul Zahra died. He(R.A) said help me to carry her. True love and emotions heavier than anything else.
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Short girls will never break your heart , because they can't reach it
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Arguing with mom is fun until her husband walks in. ☠️
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Allhamdulillah converted one AI ❤️
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Girls pretending to have brain
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2 years
If you are youngest kid in desi house , then you will have to face this too
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
If she’s under 5’5” with an attitude but she cries at everything and she has ‘A’ in her name. Ma brother.. wife her up right now
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Doping-):
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2 years
Parents dream: our daughter will be doctor , engineer and pilot oneday Ly her dream:
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2 years
Imagine your crush has a crush on u. HAHAHA, you're good at imagining
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
"She has multiple men telling her she's pretty, be different bro teach her how to DRIVE.
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A female foodpanda rider, who is not only delivering parcels, but also maintaining her proper religious attire. -May Allah bless her
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1 year
When Fatima got married to Ali, the Prophet (Pbuh) made one nikkah condition and that was “Ali won’t remarry till Fatima is alive”, since all these men are obsessed to tell you to follow the footsteps of Islamic ladies, you should definitely do this too.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Girls cry and then look in the mirror to see if they cried cute>>>
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@Daniyal_Paras
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1 year
Being a girl isn't easy, imagine shifting in a house of full strangers who are expecting you to be perfect in every aspect of life<<<<<
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2 years
Choose any two things with me Novels Netflix pubg Ludo Chai Coffee Gajry Watch Biryani Pizza Gol gappay Cigarette
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
You can meet a girl who’s 35 and a woman who’s 23. Read that again.
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2 years
I find it manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our "true colors" as if when I'm happy and being kind, I'm being fake, I find it really offensive that all the good that we are, we're reduced to our angry days or episodes.
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2 years
no offense but if someone is excited about something & u make them feel stupid for being excited about it, ur the worst type of person.
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So i was coming back to home! i saw that the rikshaw driver had two phones! One for uber & one for streaming Videos! I Asked Why? So He Said✨ (Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakh Bharwy Pehle Hee Roza Lag Raha Hai)
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1 year
Girls who wash dishes after Iftar & Sehri deserve iPhone 14 pro max as Eidi.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
twitter is the only place you don't have to say "i'm fine" because everyone on here knows you aren't.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
Imagine joking with a physics student & he says: "the velocity of ur joke is at rest"
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she's the girl who laughs, smiles, and talks a lot and seems really happy, she could also be the girl who cries herself to sleep every night
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2 years
Sometimes...talking to your sister is all the therapy you need. And sometimes, you need therapy after talking with your sister.
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Arrange marriage is scary what if she send you poetry from tiktok videos
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I can’t believe I allowed myself to be disrespected so many times just because I care about other people’s feelings more than mine.
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Happy women’s day to boys who locked their profile.
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u know youre ugly when the only compliment u ever get is ur eyes or ur hair
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@Daniyal_Paras
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"29 rozay reh gaye pata bhi nahi chala" yes sweetie we know even ur bf was cheating on you tumhe woh bhi nahi pata chala tha
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2 years
Normalize posting in our National Language Urdu instead of English. We are Pakistani not Islamabadi
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2 years
My dog so useless we both jus got chased by a dog 😒
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@Daniyal_Paras
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2 years
If they wanna talk to you, they will. if they wanna be with you, they will. if they wanna make things work, they will. don’t let things be one sided. it’s not healthy, and it’s not fair to you.
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When I was child I was afraid of ghost but as I grew up I realized humans are more scary
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Girls be like " Okay bye " then expect 300 texts and 500 missed calls.
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Lahore is a strange city where you will find girls with no beauty no loyalty with full sasta atittude
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The feminine urge to never repeat clothes in University.
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Almost time for the 🚩🚩🚩 birthdays August September October November December
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@Daniyal_Paras
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There should be proper academy for teaching girls that how to cross roads safely.
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@Daniyal_Paras
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70 % girls are doing mbbs and 30% have brain
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